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Author has written 6 stories for Futurama, Teen Titans, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, and Gravity Falls.

'Everyone has a dark side. A side that whispers to us in the night, filling our thoughts with desires we usually wouldn't have. What seperates us from them is that we don't give in to the dark side. We fight it.'


Bob the undertaker. If you need to get rid of a body just let me know.


As old as my tounge and a little bit older than my teeth.


Mars Vegas

Current location:

Sin City

High School:

I was not allowed into high school. I was so smart i made everyone else look bad!

Eye color:

left: blue Righ: green I get freaked just looken in the mirror

Hair color:

i say brown but i've been told dirty blond


6ft 7. Totaly Awsome. I should play for the celtics

Right handed or left handed:



Irish, Scotish, somthingish, and Canadian

The shoes you wore today:

I sold my shoes to get money to buy this computer to...oh nevermind. its a long story.

Your Weakness:


Your Fears:


Your perfect pizza:

pizza delivered by a hot delivery girl.

Goals you'd like to achieve this year:

1) Go to a college party and wake up without a memory of the night before.


3) Dance an Irish jig

Your most overused phrase on instant messenger:


First thought waking up:

'Stupid aliens...'

Your best physical feature:


Your bedtime:

7am. I am strctly nocternal.

Your most missed memory:


Pepsi or Coke:


McDonald's or Burger King?

The Clowns a petifile and the kings a crook. I like IN-N-OUT

Lipton Iced Tea or Nestea:

Fricken limes. We threw all the tea into the harbor and yet its still here!

Chocolate or Vanilla:

Vanilla. Choclates to Choclaty

Tea or Coffee:

I think i expressed my ideas about tea.

Do you smoke:


Do you sing:

Only in public.

Do you shower daily:

'SNIFF' 'SNIFF' i did today.

Have you been in love:

Yup. The first time i laid eyes on a double double, i swore no other restarant was for me.

Do you want to go to college:

College is a scam. 8 out of 10 students will probably be burger flippers. Maken me my double doubles.

Do you want to be married:

You mean do i want to be legaly sold into slavery to a cruel mistress who will boss me around nag about the fact that i watch too much baseball, and always be there for me when i'm down? Hell yes.

Do you believe in yourself:

If i didn't exist, could i answer this question?

Do you get along with your parents:


Do you like thunderstorms:


In the past month have you drunk alcohol:

UMMM...Could you repeat the question?

In the past month have you smoked:

Smoked what?

In the past month have you been on drugs:

Are you a cop?

In the past month have you been on a date:

Everytime i go to IN-N-OUT.

In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:


In the past month have you eaten sushi:


What is your favorite tv show:

Futurama, Firefly, Primevil, Starsky and Hutch.

Favorite band:

Kansas, Owl City, Train.

Favorite movie:

Serenity, The Hangover, How to murder your Wife.

Favorite book:

Don't have one. But my favorite author is Clive Cussler

In the past month have you stolen anything:

Who wants to know?

Ever been drunk:

Ask if i've been sober.

Ever been called a Tease:


Ever been beat up:


How do you want to die:

In a grotesque military manner.

What do you want to be when you grow up:


Number of things I regret:

Drinking. Stealing. Waking up yesterday with your mom.

Speacial thanks to MyMusesSpeakToMe cause they told me to do these questons if i like music and i didnt really didn't know were to start and blahblahblahblah...

You might be obbsesed with futurama if...

1) You start or end every sentence with a line from the show (Yep, I'm back, baby)

2) When you're friends ask why you're drinking so much Coke you reply:"I'm not drinking Coke, you idiot! It's Slurm, I'm looking for the golden bottle cap so I can party on the planet Wormulon!"

3) Your friends don't question you because they're used to that sort of thing.

4) You can draw all the characters with out looking at a picture or tracing.

5) Even if you couldn't draw them well, you wouldn't need a picture because your T.V always has Futurama related topics playing on it.

6) You signed, wrote and publisheda petition to bring the show back.

7) When the show DID come back you jumped up and down screaming: "YEAH, BABY! YEAH!!!!!!!!" While running up and down the street, wearing whatever it was you were wearing when you found out.

8) Your neighbors take no notice because to them, that's normal.

9) There is a dent in the couch near your T.V

10) You HATE the FOX Network with all your heart.

11) You wonder why your single.

12) You own all the DVD box sets and movies.

13) You have them in a dimondillium case behind a painting of you next to a safe.

14) You jump up and become very exited when someone says "Matt Greoning"

15) You are a nerd.

16) You read the end credits. (Man, that's dedication)

17) When someone says that they don't like Futurama you jump up, call 911 and report a homicidal maniac loose in your house.

18) You are instantly friends with anyone that knows what Futurama is.

19) You force them to love the show.

20) You become exited when you pass by a sign that says: Torgo.

21) You become mad when you find out the add is a hoax.

22) You are then bailed out of jail by a fellow Futurama freak.

23) You have a dog named Seymour.

24) You tryed to mutate a poodle and a monkey so you could have a Niblonian.

25) You are bailed out of jail by a fellow Futurama Freak.

26) You sued the company that makes Phillips screwdrivers because they refused to change their name to Phillip Fry screwdrivers.

27) You are bailed out of jail by a fellow Futurama Freak.

28) You are a shipper. (You're not a fan unless your a shipper! That is the law of the Futurama nerd)

29) You must kill every bee you see for fear that they will grow and kill your best friend.

30) You "get" all the jokes and laugh at every single one.

40) You decide to advertise Futurama at a football game.

41) You are bailed out of jail by a fellow Futurama freak.

42) You don't use toothpaste anymore.

43) You know what #42 is referring too.

44) You can only draw people with four fingers and overbites.

45) You screamed with joy when you saw the end of Into The Wild Green Yonder, then you jumped up, ran around your neighborhood and screamed: "FINALLY! FINALLLLLLYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAHHHHHH- HOOOOOOO!"

46) You know who does what voice. (I know that one person does a voice on King of The Hill and another does Homer Simpson's voice but he's a rarely used voice... do you know who I mean? Well... DO YOU!?)

47) You believe that the world would be a better place if we all watched Futurama... imagine if there was a war and no one showed up because they were all watching the show? Yeah... think about it.

48) You have tried every measure to contact Matt Greoning except one.

49) You try that one. (I'll let you decide what I mean...)

50) You are bailed out of jail by Matt Groening. When this happens you suffer from six heart-attacks at once, you spaz out then refuse to be taken to an ambulance and insist on repaying M.G by working it off (as a guest star).

Things You Should know:

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.

3. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

8. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and then proceed totell you why it isn't.

9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

10. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.

12. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.'

13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.

17. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness..

18. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

19. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

20. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

21. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

22. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
23. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

24.. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

25. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

26. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

27. A diplomat is someone who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip.

28. Hospitality is making your guests feel at home even when you wish they were.

29. I always take life with a grain of salt. Plus a slice of lemon, and ashot of tequila.

30. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Diffrence Between Friend and Best Friend

A friend will bail you out of jail.

A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying 'Man, we sure fucked up bad.'

Diffrences Between Men and Women


Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year-old females can function as adults with the exception of a teen magazine vocabulary. Most 17-year-old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out.


Women look good in hats; men look like dinks.


Let's say a small group of men and women are in a room, watching television, and an episode of "The Three Stooges" comes on. Immediately, the men will get very excited - they will laugh uproariously, and even try to imitate the actions of Curly, man's favorite stooge. The women will roll their eyes and groan and wait it out.


To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch. Women use scented, colored stationery and they dot their "i's" with circles and hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in their "p's" and "g's." It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she's dumping you, she'll put a smiley face at the end of the note.


A man has at most six items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.


Women's magazines have sexy women on the cover. Men's magazines have sexy women on the cover.


A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes to the store and buys these things. A man waits until the only items left in his refrigerator are half of a lemon, and something turning green. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time he reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than a clown car. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or-less lane.

Going Out:

When a man says he's ready to go out, it means he's ready to go out.
When a woman says she's ready to go out, it means that she WILL be ready to go out, as soon as she finds her other earring, finishes putting on her makeup...

Work Shoes:

When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, and then slip into Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When she arrives at work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under her desk. A man wears one pair of shoes for the entire day.

Other Shoes:

Women have millions of shoes, one for every outfit. Men have millions of shoes, one for every sport or athletic activity.


Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.


Women look into mirrors for hours arranging makeup and doing a million things to their hair only to decide they are having a bad hair day.
Men look into the mirror before they go out for no apparent reason.


Women use garages to park their cars and to store their lawnmowers.
Men use garages for many things. They hang license plates in garages, they watch TV in garages, and they build useless wooden things in garages.


For women, their favorite movie scene is when Clark Gable kisses Vivian Leigh for the first time in "Gone With The Wind." For men, it's when the entire 3rd floor of the research lab blows up but the terminator drives out in "Terminator II".
In general, women like movies with more romance than competition and violence (which they call "Male Testosterone Movies"). Men like movies with more competition and violence than romance (which they call "Chick Flicks").


Women look nice when they wear jewelry. A man can get away with wearing one ring, and that's it. Any more than that, and he will look like a lounge singer named Vic.


When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes. The nature and degree of the changes varies with the individual. Menopause in a man provokes a uniform reaction. He buys aviator glasses, snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for an expensive foreign sports car.

The Telephone:

Men see the telephone as a communications tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.


If a woman is out driving and she finds herself in unfamiliar surroundings, she will stop at a gas station and ask for directions.
Men consider this to be a sign of weakness. A man will never stop and ask for directions. Menwill drive in a circle for hours, all the while saying things like, "Looks like I've found a new way to get there," and, "I know I'm in the neighborhood. I recognize that White Hen store."

Admitting Mistakes:

Women will sometimes admit making a mistake. The last man who admitted that he was wrong was Gen. George Custer.


Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Dressing up:

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail... A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.

David Letterman:

Men think David Letterman is the funniest man on the face of the earth. Women think he is a mean, semi-dorky guy who always has a bad haircut.


Men take photography very seriously. They'll shell out $4000 for state-of-the-art equipment, and build darkrooms, and take photography classes.
Women purchase Kodak Instamatics, and often produce better-looking shots.


Men love to talk about politics, but they often forget to do political things such as voting. Women are very happy that another generation of Kennedys is growing up and getting into politics, because they will be able to campaign for them and cry on election night.


Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the laundromat, and expect to meet a beautiful woman while he is there.


When reminiscing about weddings, women talk about the "ceremony," what everyone wore, and who cried the most. Men try and change the subject.


Female cheerleaders are cute, sexy, fresh, and all-American. Male cheerleaders are scary.


Men wear sensible socks. They wear standard white sweatsocks.
Women wear strange socks. They are cut below the ankles, have pictures of teddy bears or hearts on them, and are most likely pink.


Little girls love to play with toys. Then, when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their obsession with toys. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive and impractical. Examples of men's toys: miniature TV's, car phones, complicated juicers and blenders, graphic equalizers, computer programs that do useless things very fast, video games, and anything that blinks, beeps and requires at least six "D" batteries to operate.


A woman will ask a man to water her plants while she is on vacation. The man will water the plants. The woman returns five days later, to an apartment full of dead plants. No one knows why this happens.


Some men look good with mustaches: Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds.
There are no women who look good with mustaches.


With the exception of female body-builders, who call each other names like "Ultimate Pecs" and "Big Turk," women eschew the use of nicknames. If Jennifer, Susan, Kristen and Michelle get together for lunch, they will call each other Jennifer, Susan, Kristen and Michelle. But if Mike, Dave and Jack go out for a brewski, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bullet-Head, Peanut-Brain, and Useless.

Eating out:

... and when the check comes, Mike, Dave, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20 bills, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators.


For men haircuts are a short and simple process: make an appointment, go in, come out with your hair slightly shorter. For women the process is much more complicated. First, numerous hair styles, colorings and lengths must be considered. The only hairstylist in the world they trust must be reserved. The whole process is filled with excitement and worry. And finally she hides from the world for several days because she is not sure if she likes her new haircut.


First of all, a man does not call a relationship -- he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie were doint it on a semi-regular basis". When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life. A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total floozy. But I want you to know that there's always a chance for us." This is known as the "I Hate You / I Love You" drunken phone call, and 99% of all men have made it at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need; alas, these classes rarely prove effective.

Low Blows:

Let's say a man and a woman are watching a boxing match on TV. One of the boxers is felled by a low blow. The woman says, "Oh, gee. That must have hurt." The man groans and doubles over, and actually FEELS the pain.


Men are vain; they will check themselves out in a mirror.
Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, Joe Garagiola's head.

Richard Gere:

Women like Richard Gere because he is sexy in a dangerous way.
Men hate Richard Gere because he reminds them of that slick guy who works at the health club and dates only married women.


Same as above, but reversed. Same reason.

Locker Rooms:

In the locker room men talk about three things: money, football, and women. They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women.
Women talk about one thing in the locker -- sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie.


Every actress in the history of movies has had to do a nude scene. This is because every movie in the history of movies has been produced by a man. The only actor who has ever appeared nude in the movies is Richard Gere. This is another reason why men hate him.

Sports Arena:

Simply put, men can always find their way around stadiums and arenas.
The women usually end up following men.


Men need a good disagreement to get talking, e.g., "Wow, great movie.", "What are you, nuts? No REAL cop would have an Uzi that size.", "Well, maybe he got it because he knew about those Mafia guys", etc. Women, not having this problem, try to initiate conversations with men by saying something agreeable: "That garden by the roadside looks lovely." "Mm hmm." Pause. "That was a good restaurant last night, wasn't it?" "Yeah." Pause. And so on.


Women on a girls' night out talk the whole time. Menon a boys' night out say about twenty words all night, most of which are "Pass the Doritos" or "Got any more beer?"


Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons. Women use restrooms as social lounges. Men in a restroom will never speak a word to each other. Women who've never met will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends. And never in the history of the world has a manexcused himself from a restaurant table by saying, "Hey, Tots, I was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me?"


Women like sports that are judged on grace and beauty, such as gymnastics and figure skating. Men like sports that are judged on physical aggression and violence, such as football, hockey and boxing. There are no sports that both men and women enjoy. Full contact gymnastics never got off the ground.

Six Reasons Computers are Female:

1. As soon as you get one, a better one is just around the corner.

2. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

4. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

5. The message, "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as: If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you.

6. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Facts about Men: (posted by the wife)

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most husband's early films end with a scream and a flush.

Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald."

Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

Men are very confident people. A man is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, you have to get off the phone in case they call him.

If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.

Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.

The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.

Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.

Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.

All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.

A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf.

Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.

Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.

Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.

Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."

Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.

Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get baggier and longer.

No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

When four or more women get together, they talk about men.

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.

Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.

Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"

If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.

Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."

Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of women.

Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you... I want to marry you... I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.

Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: "Mitch, you look great." Mitch:"Thanks." On the other side:"Ruth, you look great." Ruth: "I do? Must be the lighting."

Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.

Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.

Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.

Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. Women need men emotionally and sexually, but they also need men to help us get dressed.

Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheros. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

Men forget everything; women remember everything.

That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.

All men would still really like to own a train set.

Facts about women: (posted by me.)

Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.

Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.

Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand".

Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.

Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man *wants* to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.

Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.

Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.

Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.

Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.

Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off" switch.

Women think all beer is the same.

Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower.

After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.

Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things *could* be.

If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.

Women brush their hair *before* bed.

Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed.

Women are paid less than men, except for Modeling.

Women are *never* wrong. Apologizing is the mans responsibility, "It's there in the bible". hmmm who was it that gave Adam the apple?

Women do *not* know anything about cars. "Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?"

Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet.

Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.

Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'

PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter. (Or at least men think it means that. PMS also stands for Punish My Spouse.

The first naked man woman see is "Ken".

Women are insecure about their weight, butt and breast-size.

Women will make three left-hand turns to avoid making one right-hand turn

"Oh, nothing," has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language.

Lewis Carroll's Caterpillar had nothing on women.

Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.

All women are overweight by definition, don't argue with them about it.

All women are overweight by definition, don't agree with them about it.

If it is not Valentines day, and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, "What did you do?"

Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights.

Only women understand the reason for "guest towels" and the "good china".

If a man ticks off a woman she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys. (which gets them in more trouble)

Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to prefer taking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men out because they "left the seat up" instead of taking two seconds and lowering it themselves.

Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.

Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don't see womens trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried do you?

Favorite Quotes:

'I can't belive it. I'm losing to a bird.'


Mal: 'I aim to be doin some misbehaven'

Jayne: Shiny. Lets be bad guys.


Mal: Get. I got captiny things i have to do.

Starsky & Hutch

Starsky: You sold me a hot watch. Huggy: It was cold when i touched it.

The Princess Bride

Inago: My name is Inago Mantoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Dread Pirate Robberts (DPR): Your that smart? Vizzini: Let me put it this way, you've heard of Aristotle, Plato, Socrates? DPR: Yes. Vizzini: Morrons.

DPR: Sleep well, my friend, and dream of large women.

Mirical Man: I'll probably kill whoever you want me to save. Fezzik: But he already dead. Mirical Man: Oh well in that case bring him in.

Mirical Man: Your freind here is mostly dead. Theres a diffrence. If he was all dead there would be only one thing to do. Inago: What? Mirical Man: Go through his pockets and look for loose change.

The Honeymooners

Norton: Hello, ball.

As I sit here typing this, Johns body blissfuly unaware, i contemplate how to get rid of the usless right hand. I will bid my time. Soon, that carefree jerk will be no more.

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Violet Tide by Azarathian666 reviews
Green held to amethyst a moment longer as he felt himself smile back, and the world became quiet again. He wasn't sure whether he should reach out and try to hug her… Anything to make her realise what this meant to him. To his surprise, it was her hand that lifted first. - A long overdue story that follows a changeling, a mystic, and the flame that their friendship has kindled.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 144,140 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 3/20/2021 - Beast Boy, Raven
Even Gods Must Die by Glory of Dawn reviews
Izuku Midoriya lives a comfortable life as a wizard's scribe. Good pay, all the books he could ever want to read, and a beautiful overlook from the clifftop manor. A visit from the King of the Gods, Yagi the All Mighty, forces his world to change when he learns that the Gods are about to die, and he is being chosen as one of the successors. IzuMina AU.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 134,909 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 1/17/2021 - [Izuku M., Mina A.] Ochako U., Tenya I.
Where Monsters Hide by ColdLuigi reviews
In such a diverse world, it might be hoped that discrimination would be a thing of the past. But people are not so good or kind. Mina Ashido is twenty-four and a thief, forced into the villain-infested labyrinth known as the Musutafu Underground, a vast subterranean city. And now she's gone and fallen in love with the Number One Hero, Izuku Midoriya. This can't end well. Or can it?
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 291,198 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 12/6/2020 - [Izuku M., Mina A.] [Shoji M., Tsuyu A.] - Complete
The Ties That Bind by Azarathian666 reviews
When Beast Boy is invited to spend Christmas at Dayton Manor, he asks if he can bring his girlfriend with him. - This fic has BBRae as an established couple. Angst, fluff, humour, and a dash of smut for those who want it. Some past and present issues need to be settled between Gar and his father. And as they say, 'tis the season to be with family.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,411 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 5/25/2021 - Beast Boy, Raven, Elasti-Girl, Mento
Name Change by BeConFuzzled Writer reviews
A hero's name says many things about him or her. And when Izuku goes to change his, he does not expect to run into a classmate or talk about the days past. But as the present becomes the future, the start of new changes will bring new joy and pain to his life. And becoming the next number one hero may add more.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,067 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 2/14/2022 - Izuku M., Mina A.
Painfully Average by Razuhfy reviews
"All I am is painfully average, sorry to disappoint you." Izuku is socially awkward. Painfully, at that. But when it comes to combat... Well, some people have a right to fear him.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,034 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 12/13/2022 - Published: 9/28/2022 - Izuku M., Momo Y., Mina A., Kyoka Jiro
Bunkers by thinking-about-it reviews
"Everybody knows?" she asked icily thinking back to the times she'd called other Titans and how they always seemed to be in somewhat comfortable places. And so, Garfield Logan reacquaints with his teammate.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2022 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Please Remember Me by Campcrystallake11 reviews
Written for Wendip Week 2022! Final Chapter is up! For Prompt: Birthday... You'd think that Dipper and Wendy of all people would have learned by now not to make deals with One-Eyed Interdimensional Beings... Spoiler alert, they haven't.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,281 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/31/2022 - Published: 8/25/2022 - [Dipper P., Wendy] - Complete
Dissembled by imekitty reviews
Danny endures captivity at the hands of his mother, all while she persists in a futile search for her son. Actual rating Tplus. Sequel to Disparaged.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 115,517 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 5/21/2022 - Published: 1/14/2019 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Better Together- Likely Dead by EvilMuffinLord reviews
When he was a child, Izuku Midoriya was diagnosed with an invisible Quirk. Years later, he is given the chance to inherit the powers of the world's greatest hero. Little do either of them know, that that meeting will shake the foundations of the world, and set Izuku on the path to becoming greater than either of them could have ever dreamed. Cover art by Molly James
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 153,476 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 3/7/2022 - Published: 8/9/2019 - [Izuku M., Mina A.]
Team Building Exercises by blue-eye-white-wing reviews
Kim is away... And Ron got mixed in a bad situation, or is it a blessing?
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 157,523 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 1,510 - Updated: 1/14/2022 - Published: 7/19/2019 - Ron S., The Middleton Cheer Squad
Under the Mask by DirkyDirkyDirk reviews
Despair and self-hatred ensnare Deku, the number two hero, after tragedy strikes. Whether by fate or chance, Mina finds herself in a position to give the rising star some much-needed aid. After noticing some cracks in the front he shows to the world, she takes it upon herself to do all that she can to help the real Izuku truly heal. [Hiatus]
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,584 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 12/11/2021 - Published: 6/14/2021 - [Mina A., Izuku M.]
VIP by Glory of Dawn reviews
Following the Provisional Licensing Exam, Aizawa gives Class 1-A an exercise normally given to second years. Izuku is partnered with Mina, and as the terms of the assignment forbid them staying at the dorms, he finds himself staying at her house. For one week, he must protect her from their classmates, endure her relentless teasing, and survive her... energetic... family.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,161 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 231 - Published: 11/2/2021 - [Izuku M., Mina A.]
Deadly Evasions by Asj Johnson reviews
Valerie and Phantom are handcuffed to be hunted by Skulktech on a familiar island. However, when waking up, it's not Dan who is there with Valerie—but instead Danny.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,991 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/31/2021 - Published: 10/30/2019 - Danny F., Valerie G., Skulker, Dan Phantom
What Fate Shall Bring by geekyauthor reviews
Before he became Commander, before she became Inquisitor, two strangers crossed paths and never forgot each other. Years later, fate has brought them together again. A speed-through of DA:I events told from Cullen's view, with slightly altered dialogue and new cutscenes. Rated M for mild violence, mild language, and some sexy themes.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,316 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/29/2021 - Published: 7/2/2020 - Cullen, Inquisitor, Lavellan - Complete
Anything by redstringraven reviews
His parents had never known about Tamaran. They couldn't have. Which means it came completely and entirely from him. He'd done it. Out of… instinct or reflex or panic, he didn't know, but he'd done it. 'Lucky guess' had been the only explanation he could conjure at the time. But how? … he hadn't suddenly just been able to do this. He'd… been doing it this whole time. Hadn't he?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,799 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2021 - Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven, Starfire - Complete
A Little Less Conversation by Gwaihir10 reviews
Raven considers a situation and then talks to Garfield about it. Not a "songfic", all due respect to The King.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,769 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/25/2020 - Published: 5/23/2020 - Beast Boy, Raven
One Change by Spiralturtle6 reviews
Mina being in Battle Center B could lead to her noticing Izuku way before either start U.A. Could this lead to a friendship between them? What other changes could this lead too? MinaDeku (IzuMina/Izuku x Mina)
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,154 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 7/13/2020 - Published: 4/27/2020 - [Izuku M., Mina A.]
Coming to Terms by SKYx10 reviews
Story starts during the "Lava Lake Beach" episode in season 3 of SVTFOE. This is a Kelco story (maybe) that will show what I would have liked happened in the show if I were to be in Marco's shoes, while obviously still trying to keep his overall character. It will follow the canon, as best as possible, and will involve fluff and all that good stuff. There will also be OC's.
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,191 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/14/2020 - Published: 7/8/2018 - Star B., Marco D., OC, Kelly
IzuMina Week 2020 by EvilMuffinLord reviews
Seven days, seven prompts, one week of the best fluffy haired duo around being adorable together
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,924 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/13/2020 - Published: 3/24/2020 - Complete
Not So Easy, Is It? by AkumaKami64 reviews
New twist on an old idea. Instead of getting the cursed pie, Cyborg got something to prank a certain changeling and half-demon. The results, are more surprising then anyone would have thought.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,342 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/25/2020 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven
Emerald Emperor by AkumaKami64 reviews
Because of chemicals spilled during a battle, Raven's Demon is set loose on her enemies. What she didn't expect was that something else was brought back. And this time, he and Beastboy are going to get it right! Time placement; several months after Tokyo.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,435 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/25/2020 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven
The Escape Van by oneclicklater reviews
From a prison courtyard, Dipper Pines tells the story of a redhead he once fell in love with. (Wendip.)
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,539 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/4/2019 - Published: 3/16/2019 - [Dipper P., Wendy] Mabel P.
Taking him on a real adventure by HeiKitsune reviews
High Elf Archer is always the curious one when it comes to humans. And she is just as curious as her Goblin obsessed, party member, Goblin Slayer. But who knew a simple question would lead to a night of passion. And her maybe her getting a new fetish…
Goblin Slayer/ゴブリンスレイヤー - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 215 - Published: 11/1/2018 - Complete
Breakdance Buddies by 12AngryMen reviews
Despite his warm reception at U.A., Izuku stills feels like a bit of an outcast. Beyond a love of heroes, he doesn't really have many interests he shares with his classmates. But after a chance encounter with Mina, he begins to share her passion for a very unexpected hobby. And as the two become friends, they will learn there's something else they share a fondness for.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,941 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 6/21/2018 - Published: 4/5/2018 - [Izuku M., Mina A.] - Complete
Today My Life Begins by kmtdiccion reviews
"... Leave the past behind me. Today my life begins." After feeling betrayed, Ron heads to "The Pearl of the Orient" in a personal journey to find himself. How can he break the shackles that was his pain? Can he live outside the shadow of his so-called 'best friend? The answer to these questions is in the form of one platinum blonde. [Ron/Tara]
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,491 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/12/2018 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Ron S., Tara
Dubious Date by 12AngryMen reviews
Izuku runs into Mina waiting for a date at the mall. But when it suddenly gets called off, he offers to spend the evening with her to try cheer her up. As a friend. Not as a date. Because that's all they are, just friends. Right?
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,098 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 190 - Published: 3/24/2018 - [Izuku M., Mina A.] - Complete
Acidic Affection by 12AngryMen reviews
After failing her first final, Mina Ashido begins to question why she's even at U.A. After an uplifting encounter with Izuku Midoriya, she finds not only new resolve but a new friend. But as the two spend more time together, a deeper bond begins to quickly form. Together they'll face jealous friends, explosive enemies, struggles with intimacy, and much more.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,773 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 3/13/2018 - Published: 11/12/2017 - [Mina A., Izuku M.] - Complete
IzuMina Week 2018 by darkfire1220 reviews
Seven prompts from the 2018 IzuMina Week run by quirkquartz on Tumblr! Prompts include adult/pro AU, childhood friends, Fantasy AU, dorms, project partners, family, and same hairstylist. Enjoy the wonderful shenanigans of this fluffy rare pair and their endless capacity for trouble! Cover by kiwikyu on Tumblr!
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,972 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/25/2018 - Published: 2/19/2018 - Izuku M., Mina A. - Complete
The Strange Life After by The1Herton reviews
After a gross misunderstanding shatters Ron's perception of Kim 2 years after 'Graduation', he finds himself in debt to a certain green-skinned villainness. That's when this former foe realizes that there might be upsides to being good. But all is not well, as our new lovebirds will soon find out! A RonGo (cause there aren't enough) that strives for a realistic take on the pairing.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,607 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 5/16/2017 - Published: 9/30/2012 - [Ron S., Shego] Kim P., Hego
Click and Other Stories by TheEquestrianidiot 2.0 reviews
Gruesome tales and heartwarming romance! Whether it's flesh eating zombies, a cute little ship, or just a random one-shot, this story will be a series of little drabbles and stories put together for nothing other than your entertainment. Requests are open. Latest story, "Unnamed Story".
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,870 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Wendy
Raven's Howl by twistedpremise reviews
Raven's communicator is broken during a fight, so she calls Changeling for backup another way. What happens when something gets added-or discovered- in translation? BB/Rae, mild Rob/Star, eventual Cy/? (no OC). Rated M because it deserves it.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,121 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 6/2/2014 - [Beast Boy, Raven] Robin, Starfire - Complete
Broken Spirit by BlueTitan reviews
Sequel to Quality Time. BeastBoy and Raven have continued to grow from the bond that they've formed in light of Cyborg's wager and have begun to pursue a discreet 'trial' relationship. However Raven's fear and doubt over her emotions muddling any further growth between them is tested when BeastBoy is wiped from the physical plane of existence.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,574 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 9/21/2016 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven
Somewhat Dazed, Mostly Confused by ThatDipperKid reviews
Dipper Pines is a anxious, apprehensive bundle of nerves who just can't seem to get himself together. His only companions are the constantly bickering voices in his head, and his infinitely more popular twin sister Mabel. Luckily for him, things are about to change. It's his Freshman year of college, and he's about to meet the girl of his dreams.
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/15/2016 - Dipper P., Wendy
Future, Meet Past by vixensheart reviews
Normal isn't really in the Titans vocabulary. Still, there are just some things that don't happen. For instance, time travel isn't real, right? In a regular mission gone haywire, a strange young girl appears in Jump City, only to claim she's a future Titan. That somehow ended up in the past. Can they help the mysterious girl get home?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,430 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Real Friends by The Mysterious Mr. D reviews
A spiritual sequel to Bowling For Giveness. After the events of Blendin's Revenge and the Love God, Wendy noticed Dipper's absence the past couple of days. What follows is a confrontation on what friendship really means and how sometimes we hurt the people we care about the most. Mild WenDip
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/11/2016 - Dipper P., Wendy - Complete
Can't Buy Me Love by I am Number 5 reviews
Before Hiccup shoots down a Night Fury, he and Ruffnut are married off to each other. Witness awkward married life, dragons and the evolving of a relationship filled with pure crazy. Takes place before, during and after the movie.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,220 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 12/8/2015 - Published: 6/27/2013 - [Hiccup, Ruffnut]
Acts of Sacrifice by DJ Quicksilver reviews
When Arthas first attained Frostmourne, he disappeared into the frozen wastelands of Northrend for weeks. What if he didn't succumb to the Lich King's voice? What if he followed it and ascended the Frozen Throne early, for a much more noble reason...
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,014 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 11/30/2015 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Arthas Menethil, Jaina Proudmoore
Place Your Hand On My Beating Heart by thatXoneXchick9999 reviews
When Raven is honored by the city with a gala, she must learn to dance. Enter...Beast Boy? Over several lessons, Raven and Beast Boy confront their shared past...and maybe take steps toward a better future. Partially inspired by the music video for Ed Sheeran's "Thinking Out Loud." Rated M for semi-explicit sexual content.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,228 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 7/7/2015 - [Beast Boy, Raven] - Complete
Periodical Emotions by Angel-4rom-Heaven reviews
When Beast Boy and Cyborg decide to play a prank on Raven for April Fools Day, Beast Boy ends up being dragged to Nevermore once again, only to find that Raven's emotions are acting more than a little strange...BBxR, slight SxR RomanceComedy
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,325 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Raven, Beast Boy
Partners in Crime by weirdbard reviews
It was suppose to be just another theft for Drakken so how did Shego find herself and Ron Stoppable as playthings to two insane women? crossover with batman. Shego/Ron and Ivy/Harley.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 367,354 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Shego, Ron S.
Under an Alien Sky by Neo the Saiyan angel reviews
Feelings are for the weak. It was the truth she clung to years after learning it. Yet she couldn't rid herself of the nagging, unbearable pressure that welled up when she was close him. It was just convenience, for the luxury and power of a name. Right?
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,668 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Shego, Ron S.] - Complete
Of Ice Bags and Pine Trees by RGZ Archer reviews
Sometimes things happen for no reason, they simply happen because of chance or circumstance. Other times...that's not quite the case. A collection of stories focused on the tiny details that 'could be'. Wendipper/Wipper
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,006 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Dipper P., Wendy
Our Shared Camera by RawrRoarRawr reviews
Alone in her cave, reliving memories through videos. For as long as she can anyway.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Finn, Marceline A.] - Complete
Infatuation by Shadico reviews
A fluffy BBRae drabble based around a prompted word: Infatuated.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2014 - [Beast Boy, Raven] - Complete
A Life to Serve by Low Candela reviews
My first story. An AU work. Marceline buys Finn as a slave at a young age, not completely sure of her motivation. How will Finn's twisted psyche develop as Marceline molds him into her perfect servant. Rated M for suggestive themes (possible lemon later), and likely violence.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 117,880 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
Tremble Mortal by writerzero reviews
Beast Boy has a crush on Raven, who sees him as nothing more than a cherished younger brother. As their lives progress will his crush fade? Or will Raven start to see him as more? As events proceed we will discover what Beast Boy's first shape was, and how he gained it. BBxR.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 119,284 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Language issues by Tilith reviews
When Beast Boy gets bullied by two other team members, he looks out for the help of a dark empath. Because languages can cause some real issues... BBxRae; rated T because it also fits with me ;-P
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Beast Boy, Raven] - Complete
Two Letters by BWBeeDubs reviews
She didn't know what it was about that word. It was a two letter word. It was hardly, significant in any way. But when he said it, it filled her with such joy. BBXRAE pairing. Very long oneshot. Rated T for some adult situations. BONUS SCENE ADDED. Cover art by Kasumy-Chan.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,260 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Quality Time by BlueTitan reviews
Attempting to make the best of bad weather, the Titans engage in a little game of Truth or Dare. But when the game turns into a bet involving BeastBoy, Raven, and a month of each other's company without killing one another, will a wedge be driven between
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 223,882 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Last Name by Miss Nunya reviews
Kory dragged Rachel with her on vacation to Vegas. However, things aren't so relaxing when Rachel wakes up with a problem on her ring finger... By Miss Nunya and Missnunyastalkerfan.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,786 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Raven, Beast Boy
Marines and Machines by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: Bishop noticed things. He noticed that the USCMC never left a man behind. He noticed how often they declared that was the case. He noticed that after the events on LV-426, Winter had stayed true to Cruz's last request. And he noticed that the gulf between him and his human comrades had diminished quite a bit.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Complete
Tiger Chronicles: The Trial of Susie Derkins by Crazy Rob reviews
As the dust of the summer's incidents finally begins to settle, Calvin seeks therapy by helping Susie with her charity project. However, to some, the most noble of acts somehow get interpreted as false, hypocritical, rebellious... even criminal.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 82,053 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Titans Together by Caitastrophe8499 reviews
For nearly a year, the Titans have been split across the globe, putting together what the Brotherhood had nearly ripped apart. With the fighting almost at an end, can the Titans go back to the way they were? M for language and plot. Complete.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,236 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
In Your Dreams, Garfield by Lucky and Witty Number18 reviews
What starts off as an ordinary evening of Raven dreaming the night away in bed takes an interesting turn as her powers force her Soul Self from her body. Unable to return, Raven wanders the tower and enters the dreams of the other Titans. What secret desires, memories, and fears will she discover along the way? More importantly, what will she end up discovering about herself?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,159 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Divine Beast by The Sword's Keeper reviews
Feeling unappreciated by his so called friends, Beast Boy begans to view life in a different perspective. When lulled by promises of greatness and offered a chance of a lifetime by a mysterious group, can the Titans get to Beast Boy before its too late?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,856 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven
Khimera Awaken by AkumaKami64 reviews
Summary: What if instead of recruiting Slade, Trigon tried to posses Beastboy and found that the "Dumb Shape-shifter" is more then anyone could have guessed. Takes place about a month before Raven's Birthday.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,264 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven
Warcraft: A Different Path by 4master reviews
What if Arthas was stopped moments before he took the blade of Ner'zhul? This is the alternate storyline about it. ArthasxJaina pairing, along with a different lich king. Read the story where Arthas continues his life as a human prince and later as king.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,374 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Arthas Menethil, Jaina Proudmoore
Darkness Calls by Balkoth reviews
We all have a destiny. Raven's was to destroy the world. The Teen Titans are about to discover some destinies cannot be curbed; and to save their home and lives from ruin, the Titans must embrace their inner darkness - and hope it does not consume them.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,447 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
It All Started With a Question by Mastercoop reviews
Beast Boy has a question for Raven. But how important could one little question be?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,275 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven
Bad as she wants me to be by RoguesKnight reviews
Ron and Kim have been friends forever, now he wants to try taking it to the next level. However a shocking discovery sends him into the arms of the last person he'd ever expect comfort from. ...RonShego Rated M or MA...not for the kiddies. Complete.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,270 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Ron S., Shego - Complete
Opening the Closet Door a Crack by still too old for this reviews
Requested to find a missing professor of anthropology, the Titans begin a descent into the darkness where dwell madness and evil. Mystery and horror await our intrepid heroes. As for survival, that remains to be seen.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 106,076 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Whispers by Sir Alwick reviews
COMPLETE: Six years after "Things Change" Beast Boy and Raven find themselves in a secret relationship. If that's not enough things become more complicated when Terra returns.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,069 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Something To Hide by cryingintoblack reviews
Beast Boy has been keeping a dark secret from the team, and now, his secret love becomes a major threat and nothing can stop her, will now be the time to release the truth? R&R or I probably will discontinue this fic
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven
Meow by Treskttn reviews
Raven and Beast Boy have been sneaking around. What happens when their relationship is discovered by a certain Titan? Just a quick oneshot on Raven and Beastboy's secret relationship. title has nothin to do with the story, bad at summaries, r&r! Bbxrae
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Broken by Kasamari reviews
He isn't the same anymore. He's broken inside, and it's tearing her apart. Hint of BBRae
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Beast Boy, Raven
To Mend A Heart by Captain Spider reviews
Kim leaves Ron heart broken when she dumps him for someone else and Tara see's it as her chance to finally be with him. Will Ron fall for her or will lingering feeling for Kim get in the way?
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,809 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Ron S., Tara
The Boy by missick93 reviews
You were the boy in the house next door who made me wish I’d never been born. You were the boy in the house next door who made me wish I’d never been born. More accurately, that you’d never been born. A short Calvin/Susie drabble.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
A Stand Up Gal by Mr. Average reviews
Tara has a crush on Ron. Bonnie thinks she's to good for him and it ends up ruining their friendship. Now Tara's hanging out with Ron and Bonnie's jealous. But who's she jealous of? And what does Ron think of all this? R/T, one-sided R/B, M/F, K/OC.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,152 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Ron S., Tara
Night Moves III: You Belong To Me by TheMightyErrg reviews
My third and probably final story in the Night Moves series. Rated for language and adult themes. Plus excessive fluffiness ...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,475 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Unintended Side Effects by Kilarra reviews
What happens when a new and somewhat questionable villain's attack goes wrong and traps Beast Boy and Raven in an alternate plane of reality where they are the only people with only one way back to reality; to admit their romantic interest. Good stuff.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,427 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Parental Advisory by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“Ash,” Misty said patiently, struggling not to laugh at the sheer horror that'd crept its way onto her husband’s face. “Just because your father was a vile, manipulative bastard, doesn’t mean you will be." AshxMisty Baby!fic
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Quality Time by The-Ugly-Turtleduckling reviews
Raven and Beast Boy have always been at odds with one another. What happens when a little mistake turns into a huge problem, and the two are forced to spend quality time together? Will they learn to get along, or will they kill each other first? BBRae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,288 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Raven, Beast Boy
Wild Abandon by Gero reviews
they hunted him, and he ran. they found him, and he fought back. they turned their back to him, and he kindly returned the favor. for the final time, he transformed, and joined the jungles that gave him his curse...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,373 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Beast Boy
The Blade & the Bloom by NMR68 reviews
An ancient prophecy leaves Ron and KP facing some hard truths.Shego finds herself in a real sitch while some new faces and old stories come to light. Swords, guns, sex, violence and naked skydiving.What more do you want?Rated a solid M. COMPLETE
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 134,854 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Ron S., Shego - Complete
Litany by RabulaTasa reviews
Fear is the mind killer. It is the little death that brings total obliteration. When Raven goes too far in punishing Beast Boy, can either one of them be saved from themselves? Apologies to Frank Herbert.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,953 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
That Moment by Tears of Jade reviews
Raven reflects on the night after the Beast incident.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Perfection by Jessemudflap reviews
He had done it as a joke at his own expense. That notebook was only there to make him laugh at those who hurt him. But now, it seems, he's too far broken to be mended.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,123 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Beast Boy - Complete
Broken by Soku reviews
What if there was more to Beast Boy than we thought? And what happens when Raven breaks down the last of his resolve. A whole new side of Beast Boy is made known to the team and the others aren't sure what to make of BB's changed personality.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/24/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Beast Boy
The Beauty of Beast Boy by Jessemudflap reviews
Where one question leads to a thousand answers.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,044 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Bounty and The Beast by lener reviews
Inspired by The Beast Within, The Bounty and The Beast is about a villain who seeks to bring out the beast in Beast Boy permanently. Can the Titans stop him? Will Beast Boy overcome the primal evil in him? A BB x Rae romance. TBC.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,079 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006
The White Rose by Jessemudflap reviews
When head detective Lex Twain shows up at the tower entrance with a plea, the titans are hesitant. A murderer stalkes the streets of Jump city, targeting young women and the dectective needs bait: Starfire and Raven.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 270,093 - Reviews: 2029 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
Tenebrae by dr.evil99 reviews
Raven's past comes to the fore as a new evil rises. Book Two of the Titans Quintet. BBRae RobStar
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,839 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Raven, Beast Boy
Teen Titans: The Way We Never Were by Mezzo-chan reviews
There is a plot forming against the Titans. Alliances are being forged under the cover of darkness. Failure will not spell their end. It will unmake their beginning. Love, Trust, and Fate are all tested in the race to save the Teen Titans.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2006
Where No Man Has Gone Before by Coeus reviews
Beastboy and Raven are alone in the tower. Raven is feeling a bit “under the weather”. When Beastboy offers to make a run to the store for her, does he realize that he is offering to go Where No Man Has Gone Before? BBRae story
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,023 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
All The Lies You Want To Hear by Teen Tyrant reviews
BeastBoy and Raven are stuck in a cave together with an armed criminal, while Raven is trapped and slowly being eaten alive. Desperate to save her, BeastBoy ends up admitting certain feelings to her. Three parts. Read and review. Flames are welcome.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by Susilo reviews
[RaeBB] A new foe arrives in Jump City, but he works for someone more sinister from Raven's past, her father, and he targets the closest person to Raven. When the unthinkable happens, Raven has to conquer hell itself to get what was stolen back. COMPLETE
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,508 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Love Hurts by Demon of the Sky reviews
CHAPTER 2 UP! Takes place after the episode Jurassic Bark. Fry is feeling lonely, Amy has just broken up with Kif and is hurting. Can they help each other? PAIRING: FryAmy
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/2/2004 - Published: 6/24/2003 - P. Fry, Amy W.
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The Returned reviews
'Wendy,' Dipper asked slowly. 'What year do you think it is' Wendy stared at him. 'Huh? What are you talking about? It's 2018.' But Dipper was shaking his head, staring at her with sad blue eyes. 'No Wendy, its not...'
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 6/3/2019 - Dipper P., Wendy
The Nimbus Incident (Rewrite)
When the Nimbus reports com issues before going dark, Amy volunteers to be the repair technician sent to fix the array. But when she arrives, Amy finds an ancient evil has been unleashed upon the Nimbus and her crew. With Kiff nowhere to be found, and monsters lurking in the shadows, Amy must brave the horrors stalking her, and maybe, survive long enough to find a way home.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2019 - Amy W., Kif K., P. Fry, T. Leela
The Nimbus Incident reviews
When Planet Express suddenly gets commandeered by the DOOP for an emergency supply and troop transport, Fry, Leela, and Amy find themselves stuck on the Nimbus when their ship crashes into the flight deck. But when they find the deck crew slaughtered, they must team up with a platoon of rag-tag Marines as they face the horrors that have been unleashed upon the ship and her crew.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2019 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Amy W., P. Fry, T. Leela
Demons Rising reviews
350 years in the future, the last Vampiric City stands against the Demonic army that has invaded Ooo. Their only hope? An ancient portal from an age long past capable of traveling through time and across dimensions. Can Ooo's last heros prevent the rise of one of the most powerful demons to ever grace their planet: Trigon the Terrible?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,933 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 5/1/2015 - Finn, Marceline A.
Security Cameras reviews
Security cameras pick up the darndest things. What happens when they pick up a trio of Titans in the middle of the night? I don't own anything in her except the story. Enjoy!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Beast Boy - Complete
My life for Hers reviews
I had always wondered how I'd die. I always hoped it would be as an old man, in my bed, holding hands with my beautiful wife when the reaper came. I guess that was not to be.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - P. Fry