Author has written 13 stories for Cantarella, Suite Life series, D.Gray-Man, Danny Phantom, Harry Potter, Code Geass, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Thief Lord, No. 6, Merlin, and Magic Kaito/まじっく快斗.
WHEN YOU LAUGH, I WILL LAUGH. WHEN YOU CRY, I WILL CRY. WHEN YOU JUMP OFF OF A BUILDING, I WILL LAUGH...
Hi!!! I am going to use this account mainly for commenting and favoriting stuff, but if I get inspiration, I will post a story. just don't expect anything new constantly. Plus, I'm going to be working on a lot of other stuff, so updates will be really random and with long intervals.
Name: Ken or Kitty (courtesy of my mentor on NaNo)
Currently Lives In: Somewhere over the rainbow (otherwise known as the U-S-of-A)
There's really not that much to know 'cept for the fact that I am a complete yaoi fangirl. My best friend and I are at the point where we've begun creating pairings for our classmates. I prefer J-Pop and K-Pop. Really, I fit the stereotypical Chinese person (sadly). I tend to have an insanely irregular writing habit, so there's no guarantee that anything will even get completed. If I ever put a story up for adoption and you really want to continue it, PM and whatever happens from there, will. I don't have a beta, so please warn me of anything you want me to correct. Writing is a compulsory thing for me. If I don't feel like it, I can't force the ideas out. Yes, I'm too easygoing.
Other Places to Find Me:
May 16 - I have decided to wait until I have the time or patience to continue my stories. Until then, I will be working on all of my prompts and hopefully getting the first chapter of at least half of them down before I forget them all...
June 16 - SCHOOL IS FINALLY OUT!!!!! Now I just need to get some writing done... I'm taking two math classes a week and I still have piano and tennis lessons along with a science and a chorus camp... My notebook will follow me everywhere... *
August 26 - So, yeah... About the getting writing done...? I got a lot more stories that I want to write, but no process done so far... I have a bunch of ideas for original stories now I'm also working on this drabble collection that'll mainly be some KaiShin or whatnot to satisfy any craving you have for my writing... (If you even have any, I mean...) My family's going to be away for a while, so I might be able to get some writing done in Canada...maybe... School starts in maybe a week, so then updates will be even more sporadic (if I have any...) So yeah... Look forward to some more stuff-ness
September 8 - Currently obsessed with reading stories on FictionPress... Going to start writing someday... I survived a week of school Oh yeah, and for anybody that read Touch, it's on FictionPress now
December 28 - Wow, is it really almost 2013?? Time flies... I tried writing, I really did!! I did NaNoWriMo so that ate up all of November, started a new story, and have about 40 prompts for stories that I really want to get working on...someday... *sigh* I'm trying, I really am...not that anybody really cares... >.
March 11 - Well, I'm trying to keep a constant work ethic on my new fic Leaving and Staying (which has received some pretty good feedback!) and I'm doing Camp NaNoWriMo too Mainly, I'm trying to finish a story that I created for one of my characters in one of my friend's stories, so that's taking up most of my time... It's called Ephemeral Affections and while her story is a Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler fic, mine has nothing to do with it... Does it go in Fanfiction or Orginal?? Well, I'm trying now. Hopefully going to get more done! I'm going to write Seven Days of Reminiscing for April, so most work on other things is going to pause then!
June 8 - Hm, okay, so I have two consistent works right now that I'll try to update regularly: Borderline and FBFC. Leaving and Staying updates will be...varying. School's ALMOST out, so I should be able to get chapters up faster. SHOULD. Am currently hooked on Supernatural, so that'll be eating up quite a bit of my time... *laughs* Guilty pleasure Right. So. Writing. Kind of.
April 2 - So, AO3 has taken over my life along with Sterek. I lied about updates. I have numerous podfics in queue that will take up a ton of time and Camp NaNo is starting up again. Mostly just check out my AO3 if you want. Almost everything's on there and THE NAVIGATION IS INFINITELY BETTER
“With great power comes... great need to take a nap.” - Nico di Angelo
“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.” - Dr. Seuss
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” - Albert Einstein
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” - Oscar Wilde
“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” - Dr. Seuss
“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.” - Robert Frost
“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.” - Apparently not Albert Einstein...
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” - Oscar Wilde
“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” - Oscar Wilde
“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” - Douglas Adams
“There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.” - Ernest Hemingway
“If there's a book that you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it.” - Toni Morrison
“You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write.” - Saul Bellow
"Calm down, Merida, let Pikachu talk." - Tony (to Natasha) in First Comes Marriage, Then Comes
"Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that when she shows up, you have the maximum chance of catching her, bashing her on the head, and squeezing every last drop out of [her]." - Lillia St. Crow
“That's what I love about writing. Once you get the words down on paper, in print, they start to make sense. It's like you don't know what you think until it dribbles from your brain down your arm and into your hand and out through your fingers and shows up on the computer screen, and you read it and realize: That's really true; I believe that.” - Ellen Wittlinger, Hard Love
"The road to Hell is paved with good intentions." - Proverb
"Stupid simple." - Shikamaru (to Neji) in Break to Breathe
"You break me apart…but you're all I can breathe…" - Neji (to Shikamaru) in Break to Breathe
"Everyone's a pervert; most are better at hiding it." - Zoro in Gradual Shift
Majority of My Ships:
Anima: HuskyxCooro or CooroHusky
07-Ghost: FrauTei, HakuTei, MikaTei
Avatar-TLAB: Zaang, ZukoxSokka, ZukoxJet
Big Time Rush: Jagan, Kogan, Jarlos, Cargan
Bleach: ByaIchi, GrimmIchi, IshiIchi, GrimmUlqui, ShiroKuro, RenIchi, RenShuu, etc. (List goes on and on and on and on...)
Card Captor Sakura: SyaoSaku, TouYuki, TouSyao
Code Geass: SuzaLulu
Detective Conan/Magic Kaito: KaiShin, HakuKai/KaiHaku, HakuShinKai
DGM: Yullen (not AreKan), Lucky
D N Angel: SatoDai, KradDark
Ed, Edd, & Eddy: KevEdd
Final Fantasy VII: Clack
Full Moon Wo Sagashite: TakuWaka, AoTaku, NachiTaku
Full Metal Alchemist: RoyEd, EnvyEd
Gakuen Alice: NatsuMikan
Gundam 00: LockAlle, LockSetsu, HalleAlle
Harry Potter: Drarry, JamesxSnape
Haruhi Suzumiya: ItsuKyon
Hikaru no Go: HikaAki or AkiHika, SaiHika, OgaSai, IsuWaya, KoSu, KagaTsu, HikaMita
Junjou Romantica: UsagixMisaki, NowakixHiroki, MiyagixShinobu
Kane Chronicles: HorCar, Anubalt, WalCar, AnuCar
Kingdom Hearts: AkuRoku, RikuSora
Kuroko no Basket: AoKuro, TakaMido
Kyo Kara Maou!: Yuuram, ConYuu, MuraYuu
Maximum Ride: FangMax, FanIg
Merlin: Merthur, duh!
Monochrome Factor: ShiroAki
Mortal Instruments: Malec!! I love Magnus so
Nabari no Ou: YoiMi
No. 6: NezuShi
Nurarihyon no Mago: YoruRiku, KiyoRiku
One Piece: ZoSan, AceLu
Ouran High School Host Club: HikaKao, HikaHaru, TamaKyo, KyoKao, MouHun
Pandora Hearts: GilOz, VinGil, ElLeo
Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus: Nicercy and basically everything Peace Phoenix covers in her fics...
Perks of Being a Wallflower: Patrick/Charlie
Pokemon: AshxGary, Originalshipping, Isshushipping
Prince of Tennis: MomoRyo, FujiRyo, TezuFuji, RyogaRyoma, OishiEiji, InuKai
Princess Princess: YuuToh
RotG: Older!Jamie/Jack, Bunny/Jack
Series of Unfortunate Events: DunKlau, QuigKlau
Shaman King: HaoxYoh, YohxRen
Shugo Chara!: Amuto
Skip Beat!: RenKyo
Spiderwick Chronicles: JaredSimon
Thief Lord: ScipProp
Transformers: WillSam, HideWillSam
Victorious: AnRob, BeckRob
Yakitate! Japan: AzuShi
There are so many more... I can't possibly list them all. There are some het couples, but I'm a yaoi fangirl. It's what I live for
Stories I Plan To Begin Someday (Including a couple of Original stories...):
1: And It All Falls Apart
OHSHC/GA crossover. Dream inspiration story. Hikaru and Kaoru leave Ouran to attend Gakuen Alice after they discover their alices. They meet the gang from Gakuen Alice, but it doesn't go smoothly. There are betrayals and broken hearts, but will they mend with help from the twins?
AU. In which Hakuran and Teito are students at Barsburg Academy. Mikage is the new kid, and threatens their friendship... Will Teito end up with Mikage or with there be a threesome? ;)
3: Extra Selves
AU. What if in the beginning Daisuke and Hiwatari were there in the world of Sukisyo? All four created alter egos and they all fell in love. Will be with respective pairings-no crossover pairings.
4: An Interesting Pair
AU. Tohru is suicidal and Yuu is still a sadistic crossdresser. Chaos happens in a messed up AU. 2 OCs who aren't so original (a.k.a my actual classmates) YuuToh.
5: Truths Behind Lies
A fic I wrote after reading Juliet Immortal. Romeo and Juliet are reborn in modern society, but Romeo is evil. What happens when Ben realizes who they are and who he actually is???
6: Night Apostles
Hao dies. Yoh is crushed. On the brink of death, Yoh is offered a choice and he becomes an assassin, meeting other people and creating a new persona. Then, he has to kill HoroHoro. Uncertain of pairing right now.
7: And Finally...
About time! Alek finally realizes who and what Dylan actually is, and in the most awkward and random of situations. Yes, I wrote this after reading Goliath, but I felt unsatisfied, so I created an alternate ending. AlekxDeryn.
8: Finding Someone
AU. Kaito is a college student who had a friend that disappeared. Now when he goes on a hike, who is that weird figure stalking him? The weird figure that resembles his old friend...
9: Trash: Behind the Scenes
What happens in between the chapters of Trash: some slashyness to make up for the immense bromance. Mainly GardoxRafael, some RatxRafael.
Set similarly like Busou Renkin Ep 12. There's another group of youkai, now from... America?? What happens when Rikuo's only choices are to leave his friends undefended or reveal his true identity?
11: Knocked Back In Time
Legend of KorraxAvatar the Last Airbender. Amon finally catches the new Avatar and sends her and Mako back into the past, where their actions will either help or destroy the future. Makorra & Zaang.
AU. Sanji is an incubus who, on the full moon, excretes pheromones that makes everybody want him... too much. Zoro is his stoic but hopelessly in love cousin who'll do anything to keep the creeps away.
13: Alternate Motives
Their parents have divorced and now their mom is getting remarried. Drake and Josh have a new brother: Carter. When the family's away, the boys come out to play. DrakexOC.
14: Why Did You Kill Me?
Set after Ch 72. Oz is back, but in Jack's body? He meets the rest of the gang, but Gill is... untrustworthy and makes an irreversible decision, setting the wheels of fate in motion and ending that which he treasured most.
Nataku has escaped from Heaven and bumps into the Saiyuki gang. What will happen to Goku now? Mental collapse and psychological damage, that's what.
16: All Together
AU. Hao Asakura transfers into a school where he meets a girl that seems too familiar. When he meets her "family" and discovers more about their past together, he finds something that'll change his life forever.
17: Red Riding Hood...?
Five years after the end of No. 6, a single girl enters the room that holds so many memories and finds a book co-written by her friends. Take a look in the messed-up world of an abused grandson and the handsome stalker who saves him.
A look in the mind of Nezumi as he watches Sion drop into insanity and become tainted... all because they met that rainy night so long ago.
Based of a doushinji I read that I can't find anymore. Hikaru's mind deteriorates after Sai disappears and all Akira can do is watch... The night comes when it all falls apart.
20: Unhealthy Obsession
His eyes have always been following that person, the running blond with no shoes. After they meet, his eyes are still stuck upon that fleeing form. RoyxMullet.
Being bitten by dogs is always a nice moment to bond... But bonding turns into something more and soon the slash begins. RoyxMullet.
22: I'm On A Boat
Their favorite hangout spot: to catch fish; talk; and best of all learn more about each other and about themselves. RoyxMullet.
23: Golf Balls
Roy always had bad luck with golf balls, what with the number of times he's been knocked unconscious. This time, though, it strikes a nerve and he forgets everything. Mullet has to help him get his memories back or risk losing the only actual friend he's ever had.
24: Now What?
Too lazy to type up summary right now...
Too lazy to type up summary right now...
26: Environmental Club
At Coconut Cove High, Mullet is the president of the Environmental Club. When a transfer from Montana appears, Mullet feels oddly attracted to Roy. While attempting to sort out his feelings, Mullet also tries to drag Roy into joining him into his little club. MulletxRoy.
27: Celestial Diary
AU. Cloud Strife is an angel in heaven who has been sent down to visit Earth and observe the humans. One thing he didn't expect was falling in love... with a human male to top: Zack Fair.
28: Searching For Sempai
Continuation of Hajimari no Glashma. Life has returned to normal after all the girls in the world returned, but Nippori feels like there's something missing, even with Yuki by his side. With a bat and some interesting companions, he's going to go search for Gotanda, no matter what it takes.
29: Waking From A Dream
He had always thought that his life was too perfect. There was no pain and happiness awaited him everyday. So what happens when a mysterious visitor comes and tells him the truth behind this life? "Relive your pain and awaken from this cursed dream..."
30: Into the Woods With Conan And Co.
Characters from Detective Conan and Magic Kaito are pushed Into the Woods. Crack and music shall reign throughout this crazy land and relationships will build and fall. Probably slash.
Real life fic. A local middle school is playing Into the Woods and a look backstage will be filled with comedy and actual chaotic scenes that have plagued productions, including the classic "WHERE ARE MY PANTS????"
32: Identity Crisis
In the middle of one of the most important moments of my teenage life, a wormhole drags me to Ancient China, where I'm a male... concubine? Meanwhile, my double is living in a world he never could have imagined.
Takuto and Nachi are rising singers, both competing for the top. Bitter rivals are forced to collaborate and amends are made...along with a friendship neither expected.
N and Touya are finally together, and a day with the Pokemon is exactly what the both of them need, or is it? Warning for...weird sex.
35: Familial Darkness
Touko had always wanted N for herself, but when her younger brother steals her "soul mate" away from her, she goes off the edge when N isn't present. And Touya has to face torture from one of the people closest to him... with no one to help him through the darkness.
36: Seeking Revenge
He was only 6 years old when he was picked up by the young prince off of the streets. 10 years have passed and Kaito is finally able to set out for the revenge he had been seeking. Can he bring himself to leave behind the only kindness he’s known?
37. What Went Wrong
Harry never ended up with his aunt and uncle. Instead, he ends up adopted by a kind Muggle couple...with his twin brother. That’s right. The Boy-Who-Lived has a twin. The only problem is, nobody knows who.
38. Quite Contrary
The day that Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy wasn’t in Diagon Alley, contrary to popular belief. They had met five years prior. They just never realize it until it’s a bit too late.
39. Bookstores and Encounters
It was Spencer’s dream job, owning his own bookstore. It’s come true, and despite the loneliness, he can’t think of anywhere else he’d be. Only when a new regular swings by every day does Spencer realize that maybe he does need something (or somebody) other than his beloved tomes.
40. Little Piece of Heaven (and Hell)
Ryka and Lyris have been sent from Heaven and Hell (respectively, of course) to judge Earth. They’ve been here for a long time and don’t seem to have any inclination of leaving. Their current personas? Kudo Shinichi, high school detective, and Kuroba Kaito, magician extraordinaire. Earth is going to be fun.
Kyouhei and Hyuu are traveling when they meet Touya, who just so happens to be searching for N. Relationships begin building and it all just becomes so much more complex when N appears. NTouya and HyuKyou.
42. Crimson Eyes and Frozen Forests
He grew up on stories of the crimson-eyed monster. When he meets a boy in the forest who constantly wears an eye mask, he can’t help but befriend him, despite everything he’s been told. After moving away, he eventually returns for a funeral and meets a teenager in that same forest. Is there a connection? Is this really the monster that they warned him about?
43. Kaitou 4
Four teenagers double as phantom thieves after dark with one goal in mind. Meet the Kaitou 4, four teenagers living a double life: Kudo Shinichi, Kuroba Kaito, Tachibana Mayumi, and Kurosawa Jun. They’re more commonly known as KID, Shadow, Rose, and Diamond. KaiShin.
44. Growing Pains
After Scipio has grown up, will Prosper still want him? Of course, why not? ScipProp.
45. Keeping Secrets
Prosper hates keeping secrets from Bo, but his newfound relationship with the Thief Lord may just be the first. ScipProp.
You are a Clueless Uke! (lol I kinda expected that)
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Easygoing and energetic, those with the Clueless Uke personality just want to have fun. And although they often tend to have a spaced out or 'clueless' look about them, it's probably because they are lost in their own thoughts, imagining their next big project - for this personality isn't happy unless they are planning or working creatively, whether their passion is music, video games, or making things with their own hands. They also love to be entertained, which may be why they so easily attract the Opportunist Seme - who keeps them interested, with their slightly devious ways, without being demanding, or overwhelming the Clueless Uke's need to still feel free to do as they please. And although this personality can tend to be a bit clueless when it comes to interpersonal relationships, they make fun and caring partners when they find that special seme to amuse and look after them.
The Clueless Uke personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations:
Japanese Element: Wind (kewl...)
Chinese Zodiac: Horse (lolz the last time I ever rode one was years ago)
Color: Cloud Blue (love that color!!)
Fruit: Starfruit (wanna try it... now...)
Dessert: Tiramisu (is it sweet?)
Theme Song: BondS kizuna by An Cafe
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE DAD, so I MUST be an irresponsible DICK.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm GOOD-LOOKING, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I SOMETIMES wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY? (Bold the ones you are)
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You watch sports on TV.
You used to be addicted to Power Rangers.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick. (only for performances or parties...)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner. (again, parties shows)
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. (simple bracelet, ring, or necklace, usually only one)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything
I expected that...
You Know You're a Book Addict If (Bold those that apply):
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fanfictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (eum, has iPod but waaay too sucky to get pics onto...?)
You've got a book memorized.
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (I’ve done that multiple times)
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (well, that or I could go and just spy on you guys and your sexy times)
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional (He is real!!!! I swear I'm not going insane!!!!)
You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.
You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.
You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf.
You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.
Your idol is a character from a book.
Homophobia, MAKE IT STOP! If you believe homophobia is wrong, Copy and Paste this into your profile.
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--
10 reasons why there should NOT be gay marriage in the U.S...
1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and liposuction.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Stupid reasons, huh? Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!
Things to Try on an Elevator-
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY 'ding' at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.