I've always wanted to get around to improving this profile, but apparently that will never happen.
Since I don't write, you've probably found your way here via a review or a post on a forum.
If you're here to leave a nasty message because I've posted a piece of not so nice CC, don't bother. I don't write, but I've been here for a while and do know how to critique writing.
I've always wanted to be a beta, but you'd have to write a story for that. Nah.
I ship crack. I ship slash.
I like debate, so if you disagree with me on anything, feel free to drop me a PM!
My Fandoms: Percy Jackson & The Olympians, Sherlock, Ranger's Apprentice, Artemis Fowl, The Hunger Games, Harry Potter
Looking to read: Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings, Pendragon, Animorphs, Mortal Instruments, Maze Runner, Divergent
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