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Author has written 9 stories for Misc. Tv Shows, and Camp Rock.
Favourite Artists: One Direction, Little Mix, Olly Murs, Cher Lloyd, Ed Sheeran (or Ginger Jesus as i like to call him), Olly Murs, Passenger, Gabrielle Aplin, 5 Seconds of Summer, The Beatles, The Jonas Brothers (*cries*), Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez
LOVE THESE QUOTES:
Don't mess with me, I have a stick
Stick that in your juice box and suck it;
National sarcasm society: like we need your support
I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay
Music sings the words we're afraid to speak
Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much
Your favourite song will say more about you than your mouth ever will
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
Music can change the world because it can change people
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter
The worst thing about being lied to is knowing you weren't worth the truth
I'm smiling, that alone should scare you
Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defence against stupidity?
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that piece of paper up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them.
When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!!
Intellegence is knowing that the water that falls from the sky is rain. Wisdom is having enough sense to get out of it.
Dreams are which the mind conceives, the heart desires and the soul believes.
The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame
-Im not saying your stupid I’m just implying it
I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? That's just torture!
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!
"If you can't look at the bright side of life, polish the dull side."
"I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours."
"I can only please one person each day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking that good either."
"Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level."
"On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key."
Put your iPod on shuffle for each question, press the next button.
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? We Are Who We Are (Little Mix)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Innocent Eyes (Delta Goodrem)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN? Yellow Pages (Ed Sheeran)
WHAT IS 22? All Night Long (Demi Lovato)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? I Won't Apologize (Selena Gomez)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Let It Go (Demi Lovato)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Summer's Not Hot (Selena Gomez)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Goodbye To You (Ed Sheeran)
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Damn It, Janet (Glee Cast)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Lately (Ed Sheeran)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Goodnight And Goodbye (Jonas Brothers)
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Safe and Sound (Taylor Swift)
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Lucky Strike (Maroon 5)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Can't Buy Me Love (The Beatles)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? We Own The Night (Selena Gomez and the Scene)
WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN? I Hate (Live at the Bedford) (Passenger)
HOW WILL YOU DIE? Drive (Jonas Brothers) [hahaha]
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? Calm Before the Storm (Fall Out Boy)
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? California Gurls (Katy Perry feat. Snoop Dogg)
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Gotta Be You (One Direction) [it could have played any 1D song and still be accurate]
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Way Home (Ed Sheeran)
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Lightweight (Demi Lovato)
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Opening Credits: You Need Me, I Don't Need You (Ed Sheeran)
Waking Up: 7 Things (Miley Cyrus)
First Day At School: Dear Darlin' (Olly Murs) [that is ridiculously adorable]
Falling In Love: This Is Our Song (Camp Rock 2 Cast)
Fight Song: Breakaway (Kelly Clarkson)
Breaking Up: Sunburn (Ed Sheeran)
Prom night: Spark (Ed Sheeran)
Life: Another World (One Direction)
Mental Breakdown: Change Your Life (Little Mix)
Driving: Moments (One Direction)
Flashback: It Ends Tonight (The All American Rejects)
Getting back together: I Can't Spell (Ed Sheeran)
Wedding: Tickets (Maroon 5)
Birth of Child: We Can Change The World (Bridget Mendler)
Final Battle: Superhero (5 Seconds Of Summer) [well thats reassuring -.-]
Funeral Song: Kleptomaniac (Joe Jonas)
Final Credits: I Should've Kissed You (One Direction
10 things to do in an elevator:
1. stare at people and make them uncomfortable
2. ask people what floor they want then say, " you should be ashamed of your self".
3. act denomicaly possessed.
4. say, " i must find a new host body.
5. dance around.
6. sing horribly.
7.press random buttons
8.try to make a personal call using the emergency button.
9. talk very loud while on the phone
10. bother people until they reach their floor.
11. ride the elevator all day and not get out.
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