Author has written 18 stories for Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis.
You know you're a House of Anubis fan when...
You can't hear the term "party animal" without thinking of Alfie.
You can't listen to your history teacher talk about Lewis and Clark without giggling.
You can't think about prom without thinking about Fabian and Nina.
Whenever someone says you're insane, you say, "Very observant."
You want to go to a British boarding school just to see if some weird mystery starts unfolding.
You will ace anything you have to learn about Egyptian mythology.
You know your numerology number and have compared it to your favorite character's multiple times.
You compare yourself to Nina and try to figure out who the Fabian, Amber, Patricia, Alfie, Jerome, Mick, and Mara are in your life.
You think of Mick whenever anyone mentions a scholarship.
You think of Fabian when you think about astronomy.
You know what song Fabian and Nina danced to and are plotting to get your high school to play it at your prom.
You are constantly trying to figure out how to get deadly bugs into an hour glass to threaten your enemies with.
You have looked up what a degenerative condition is and you now feel very sorry for Mr. Winkler.
You have had at least one dream where you were Nina and your boyfriend was Fabian. (well, i dreamed I was Mara and Jerome was my boyfriend, does that count?)
Copy and paste this to your profile if you have done at least three of these things
U Know Ur Addicted to HOA (House of Anubis) When :
1. You daydream about them every day night.
2. You wish Fabian was yours. (in my case JEROME)
3. You wish you were the Chosen One, Nina. :)
4. You have HOA episodes on your iTouch.
5. You write FFs about HOA.
6. You check Wikepedia every single day for updates on new info proof of a new season.
7. You play the Secrets Within HOA game.
8. You always check the Nick HOA Message Boards.
9. You re-watch episodes of HOA online.
10. Your iPod lock screen background is a picture of HOA logo. :)
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Aoiizzle
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Turquiose Dolphin
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): (I dont have a middle name soo i will use my confirmation name) Gerardine Beecher
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): VanAohan I can't even pronouce that
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, drink): Purple Fanta (haha)
6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ovaancy
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Mary
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Goldie
YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Grape Hurricane
10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Red patch eye
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven
HOA Mara and Jerome's intense conversation Season 1
"Come to tell me what a mean horrid person I am?" -Jerome
"Listen, Jerome, I appreciate all your help and everything, but I'm not the smear campaig type." -Mara
"I know, I wish I could be normal like you, do the right thing but...do you remember how you felt when your parents dropped you off here for the vey first time?" -Jerome
"Yea, nervous, nauseous, but I knew they weren't abandoning me, they just wanted me to have a good future." -Mara
"My parents wanted something else, To get rid of me, they left me here to rot, and I guess that what i did..." -Jerome
"You're not rotten!" -Mara
"Can I ask you something? What you said to Mick about people in glass houses and keeping secrets, Is he, was he seeing someone whilst he was away?" -Mara
"I so badly want to say yes...But hey, I can't I guess you bring out the best in me Mara Jaffray" -Jerome
This is bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. (do it now)
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If have ever eaten someone else's food without realizing it, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile...
If you think that sugar is a reason to live, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.
Something to think about: If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetballs? Oh, deep, I know.
Everything is funny as long as it's happening to someone else
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun sitting on your shoulder.
Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?
Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, it doesn't matter because you're a mile away from him, and you've got his shoes.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about having cookies?
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Keep smiling; it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
We must never, ever be mean to stupid people. If we are, they might go away. Then who would we laugh at?
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
It’s retarded it’s ridiculous it’s re-dic-u-tard-ed.
What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.
Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.
Boys are like Slinky's . . . useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.
Slinky escalator = endless fun
People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"
Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.
I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!
I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.
Isn't it funny how people who want quiet are always the loudest telling people to shut up?
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyways.
I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people and their questions.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already.
Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
There's no place like home . . . but Wal-mart's close.
You can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their own way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention.
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. I think its Collin.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.
The rules only apply if you get caught.
I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's.
A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
I used all my sick days so I called in dead.
Don't worry about the end of the world coming today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Kids are the future. Be afraid, very afraid!
Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?
You're a great friend, but if zombies chase us . . . I'm tripping you.
So many stupid people, so little duct tape.
I'm too tired to punch you. Would you please run your face into my fist repeatedly?
I have multiple personalities, and none of them like you.
I don't understand white crayons! Why are they here? What do they want from us?
"Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives.
Get real. No one's going to form a single-file line if the building's on FIRE!
The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.
Ifyour English teacher ever told you to stop reading in class, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever proved your teacher wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you randomly start talking/singing/dancing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If talking to yourself is a common thing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you'd rather read than do sports, paste this into your profile.
If you run upstairs to your room right after school to get on your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star had the same tune.
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV then copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you work better to music or TV, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you day-dream about your fictional characters and plot lines in class, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), Ice wolf13, AlyxtheDarkWanderer, BellaSwan321, Bookworm614, lukexthaliaxfan23, charn14, allyouneedislove1797, WireWriter...izzi08
If you secretly wished you had gotten a letter to Hogwarts when you were little, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
I only figure out awhile ago when I was bored and was thinking hard I have nearly all the vowels in my name except u. Aoife see A O I E!!!
List 12 of your favorite House of Anubis characters.
1. Have you ever read a one/three story?
2. Is number three hot? How hot?
3. What would happen if nine got six pregnant?
4. Have you ever read a three/five/nine story?
5. What would happen if twelve died in a hole?
I would go aw and not really care about it
6. Do you recall reading a story about eight?
7. Do you think it would work out if two and eleven were dating?
That would just be creepy
8. What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve kissing?
He would just walk out the door.
9. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic.
Alfie goes on a rampage and kills Fabian.
10. Five/nine or five/ten?
11. Would two and six make a good couple?
12. Is there anything as one/eight fluff?
I hope to God there isn't.
13. Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.
14. What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?
15. If you wrote a one/six/twelve, what would the warning be?
Do. Not. Dare. Read. This.
16. What would be a good pick-up line for ten to use on two?
I love Revenge! Nemily FOREVER!!!!!!!!!! One day we shall get Nemily!!!!!! MWHAHAH!!!!!!!