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Author has written 13 stories for Dragon Ball Z, and Naruto.

Thanks for visiting my humble abode, lovelies. It's a rather ancient place, very much out dated, as I'm sure you can tell. I no longer post any stories, I'm mostly a reader at this point (message me and I'll read-preferably romance). I beg you not to judge me on the pieces that I do have posted here, I was beyond an amateur writer at the that stage and I haven't the heart to get rid of them. I believe there is a saying, something akin to if you don't remember where you start you won't get where you're going. Feel free to read them, have you a brave soul or if only for a laugh.

Much love, SweetestSarcasm

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, sit back, and laugh as the world wonders how you did it

I'm an angel, honest! These horns are to keep the halo straight

You should not be afraid of life. No one comes out alive, anyway

Music is like candy--you throw away the rappers

There is no such thing as normal. If you think you are normal, you are delusional. Which means you are insane, which is the same as crazy and just as good as weird. Yay weird people!

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search for what some may call 'a floor'--a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes!

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Tell the truth and run.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Ever had writers block when talking?

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... though I'm not so sure about the universe.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile..
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2 who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile (ARRRRGGGHHH *is strangling herself*)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagel said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Interesting and insane laws:

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a 500 dollar fine. (Hmm... I'm not that sure all of the suicide terrorists will be scared off by that.)

It is illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants. (What... the...)

It is illegal to allow a dog to be in a public place without its master on a leash. (Uh...Maybe that should be re-worded...)

It is illegal to allow a pet cat to run loose without a taillight. (Huh...?)

It is illegal to carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock. (At night or during the day? If it's during the day I'm pretty sure a lot of people would be in trouble...)

It is illegal to drive a motor vehicle on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it. (Hehe...Wow)

It is illegal to eat in a place that is on fire. (Yes, because when you see your house on fire you suddenly have a craving to have pot roast.)

It is illegal to purchase an alcoholic beverage after midnight on Sunday, yet one may do so on Monday. (Whaaaa?)

It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns.(Hehe, modern day, gotta love it!)

It is illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. (Is that even possible...?)

It is illegal to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. (...?)

It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death. (Really, when did you figure that one out, Einstein?)

pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Hi, I think we've had a date once or twice?
Woman: Yeah, must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

Man: Will you go out with me Saturday?
Woman: No, I'm having a headache this weekend

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Milk tastes good... NOT People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!)

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your profile

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If Justin Beiber jumped off a cliff 99% of girls would go after him, copy and paste this to your profile if you would be the 1% with popcorn laughing your effin butt off!!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.


If you think about something random practically 24/7, copy and paste this into your profile!

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

If you'd truly enjoy seeing Justin Beiber backflip off a twenty story building, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think having a crush on a fictional character is okay, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.

Dragon Ball Pact:

"This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race! And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage.





Everything :)

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate

When life gives you lemons, throw them at mean people and hope it get in their eyes.

When you hear the judge say all rise say no, what ever you have to say, say while I'm sitting down.

When your on top of the world why aren't you dead your supposed to be frozen in a block off ice.

What do you do if somebody keeps talking to you and won't stop

A. Blast their head off

B. Walk away

C. Tell them to stop

Your right IT's A!

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile!

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy and paste this

If you ever read Text talk, and had no clue what they were trying to say, copy and paste this.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Runelesca, Kouga'sChils, Justified Assassin, Sacra Nox, Kira Nova, Poetic love, Kurina the Imiko, SweetestSarcasm

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever completely forgotten what you were doing, put this in your profile.

If you have actually read all these 'if you's, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you've actually tried to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talkingto a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. (Only I've never been asked out.)

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, andaddyournameto the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, vampygirl999, nanigirl15, Furorensu-Chan, ILuv Zero and Pocky yum, nats10art, DarkAkatsukiNeko, Kurina the Imiko, SweetestSarcasm

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

13 things PMS Stands for:

13. Pass My Shotgun
12. Psychotic Mood Swing
11. Perpetual Munching Spree
10. Puffy Mid-Section
9. People Make me Sick
8. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
6. Pimples May Surface
5. Pass My Sweats
4. Pissy Mood Syndrome
3. Poor Men Suck
2. Pack My Stuff
1. Potential Murder Suspect


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't
always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,
only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It
declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to
administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and
was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized
he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the
majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that CAN resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever sat on your computer, reading someone else's “copy and paste this on your profile” stuff, copy and past this on your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random I just have many thoughts

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

God must love stupid people...he made so many

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.

Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.

I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

Hi! I'm human. What're you?

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!

If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Wherever there is life there is love

Sometimes all we need are each other

Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.

Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet

A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?

When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know.

If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?

Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! ( )

I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!!

I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face!

Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly

The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

If you die I'll find a way to bring you back and kill you myself!

Normal people worry me

Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do

Everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE

It's mind over matter I don't mind ‘cause you don't matter

I went insane and all I got was this stupid jacket

Curiosity killed the cat, but fulfillment brought it back

I didn't create sin, I've just perfected it.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

If talking to your self is the first sign of insanity, what’s sign two?

I only love two people and your not one of them

Show me a sane man and I’ll cure him for you.

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but YOU are abusing the privlige.

I know a thousand ways to always say the wrong thing.

They say the truth will set you free, then, how come every time I say the truth I get sent to my room?

I’m already imagining duck tape over your mouth.

Until I was 13 I thought my name was shut up.

Injured Roman: Somebody call IX I I!!

Random stranger: I can't! I don't have a roman numeral phone!

I’ve already won so shut up and bow before me.

I’m smarter, stronger, and older than you so show some respect.

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in some ones eyes.

I see stupid people and they don’t know they’re stupid.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives me lemons, I squirt lemon juice in life’s eyes.

When life gives you lemons you make grape juice , then sit back and let the world wonder how in the seven hells you did it.

don’t think of it as ditching school, think of it as a self approved field trip

When you fall, I'll laugh

When the world falls to chaos, you'll know I won

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?

All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.

92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site!

Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

'So I'm in love with several fictional characters from books and 'cartoons', your point is?'

"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."

There are very few problems that cant be solved by using a large amount of explosives.

"What is this 'kindness' you speak of?"

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them!

"Somehow, in some way that was all your fault."

Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. (You see chaos and disorder, I see a unique filing system!)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

"Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!"

-You say psycho like it's a bad thing!

2.Has anybody survived 500ml of this stuff before?
3.if this is his spleen, then what's that?
4.come back here with that, bad dog!
5.DAMN! page 47 of the manual is missing!
6.wait a minute, my manual doesn't say that.
7.What edition is your manual?
8.Steril, schmerial.
9.the floors clean,right?
10.nurse, could you stop that thing from beating? it's throwing my concentraion off.
11.let's hurry this up, i don't want to miss Baywatch.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

I'm the kind of girl who laughs at... nothing.

I'm the kind of girl who gets on the bad side of a teacher by correcting their grammar.

I'm the kind of girl who looks at Twilight and laughs at the cheesiness.

I'm the kind of girl who has a picture of Joe Jonas pasted to my dart board. DIE YOU STUPID JONAS BROTHER!

I'm the kind of girl who walks into the Mental Hospital and greets the receptionist bye name.

I'm the kind of girl who is willing to drop-kick Twilight books out of my apartment window.

I'm the kind of girl who can hold a conversation with you for fifteen minutes and then ask, "What was your name again?"

I'm the kind of girl who reads rather than watching television.

I'm the kind of girl who is considered weird.

I'm the kind of girl who would've let Stupid Edward commit suicide.

I'm the kind of girl who thinks that Stephenie Meyer and all of her little vampires should be charged with first degree murder for the death of good literature.
I'm the kind of girl who doesn't care what you think.

I'm the kind of girl who doesn't care if you care what I think because I don't care what you think, so you needn't care what I think and I don't care.

I'm the kind of girl who plots against fictional characters.

I'm the kind of girl who would scream "Boo!" at a football game and then ask what the bad call was.

I'm the kind of girl who thinks that as you read this, you will laugh and nod and repost.

I'm the kind of girl who believes in equal rights, and doesn't care if I sound cheesy.

I'm the kind of girl who wishes there was a law against stupidity.

I'm the kind of girl who finds what's lost where I already looked.

-I have plenty of common sense! I just chose to ignore it.


-if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

-Love your enemies. And that's only one way to annoy them!

-If everything is going well in my mind then you have overlooked something

-education is important, but school is another matter

-Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

-One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. They spend the second part telling us to sit down and shut-up

-Flying is simple! Just throw your self towards the earth, then miss the ground.

-I'm a news reporter. "What's that" i hear you ask. Well, what I do is firstly say "Good afternoon" then i tell you why my previous greeting was not true.

-When somebody annoys you, it takes up 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to reach out and punch the hell outa them. You can do so 10 times and still have 2 muscles to waste! BARGAINBARGAINBARGAIN

-Be insane. Well behaved girls are no fun to read about

--If you can't BEAT them, JOIN them

If you can't JOIN them, BRIBE them

If you can't BRIBE them, BLACKMAIL them

If you can't BLACKMAIL them, KILL them

If you can't KILL them, your SCREWED

-I took the less traveled road... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?

-DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.

-before embarking on revenge, dig 2 graves. That way if someone gets in the way, you can dispose of each body quickly

RANDOMOSITY: The art of being random.

92% of the teenage population has switched to rap. If you are the 8% who still rocks, well, you rock!

Keep rocking on!

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and don't let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignores you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

To Every Girl
To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.
To every girl that has been cheated on because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy
To every girl that dresses cute, not shanky.
To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.
To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for a perfect present for you
To every girl who gets her heart broken because he chose that bitch again.
To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.
To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.
To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.
To every girl that just wants to hold hands.
To every girl that kisses him with meaning.
To every girl who wishes he cared more.
To every girl who would just once wants a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.
To every girl who just wants him to call.
To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.
To every girl who just wants to cuddle.
To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex.
To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.
To every girl who thought "maybe this one could be the one".
To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.
To every girl who is just looking for that one and only and having a rough time along the way.
To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.
To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.
To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Yeah, I HATE stereotypes and generalizing. LOL :3

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaitythe Chameleon, Chaos-Bound-Jenna, Nova the cat, shadowfan13, Scarydreams10, Starla the Hedgehog, Angel-Demon1, SweetestSarcasm

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. That same 98 would probably turn suicidal if Myspace was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2 that would laugh their asses off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Gay means happy, a fag is a cigarete, queer is weird, and fruity is a flavor, just say homosexual.

There are three types of people in the world: those who learn by reading, those who learn by observation, and those who have to touch the fire to see if it's hot.

The more I think about it, the more I'm sure I've lost my mind. But, crazy people don't know they're crazy, so I guess I'm ok. But thinking I'm ok because I think I'm crazy is saying I don't think I'm crazy, so I may be crazy.

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When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime,anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Unless I'm the one who got hurt.)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. (You have NO IDEA how true this statement is.)
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
You love to play fight



You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop. (Eww! HATE SHOPPING! walking around carrying all those bags! Those people screaming and yelling, getting all bitchy just because they don't have a shirt they wanted in the right size...-shudder-)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black. (I love wearing black!)
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing


Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it

Don't steal! The government hates competition.

Be nice to your kids, they'll be choosing your nursing home.

>:( Dont interrupt me while I'm talking to myself

i love you is spelled with 8 letters... then again so is Bullshit

You say you hate me, but deep down, you know you love me.

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Who's the fool who said "nothing's impossible"? They never tried slamming a revolving door...

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top

"Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem."

I told you so has a brother, it's shut the hell up.

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

Things a girl needs to know:

1.) How to make food that kicks butt

2.) A boy isn't worth the tears, just let go of him, love doesn't come for a few years yet.

3.) We can do anything that boys can do, but we take it and make it better than before

4.) Our tears are the most precious things in the world, don't show them to anyone you don't care about.

5.) We are flexible and beautiful, don't call yourself ugly or fat!

6.) Make us mad, you better prepare to meet your maker!

7.) Girls are way better ninja's than boys

8.) We don't need men to protect us, we can kick butt already!

Post this and add on to this, and pass it on to your Friend

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you believe pollution should be punishable by death paste this on your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, paste this in your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.

If you dream in color, copy this into your profile.


REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?

the worst thing you could get from a guy was c0otiEs?

when )m 0 m( was your hero

when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings

and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?

and it didn't matter cause we'd always have BLACK hands and knees?

when - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free?

remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?

If your sick of all the Yamcha or Tien hate copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Goku/ChiChi should be wrote about more, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have pretended to use the DBZ/DBZK characters moves copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pretended to be the DBZ character copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate it when nobody reviews your story copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever screamed at the main character in a book or TV show telling them "don't do it!" copy and paste this in your profile

If you can daydream for hours non-stop about DBZ/DBZK, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If want to kill the person who said DBZ/DBZK was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever talked to, argued with, or yelled at an inanimate object, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile

Roses are red, Violets are blue but who the hell cares, crayons are too (Kidding, I love poetrey... but seriously!).

Silence is golden but shouting is fun.

I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder

Always forgive your enimies... nothing annoys them more!

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

Always remember these things when searching for your "special someone"

Best Friends and Friends

Good Friends are like stars; you cant always see them but you know they're there.

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you; Best Friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will be there for you when he dumps you; Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."

A best friend is someone who screams "I love you!" in public, not caring who hears.

A friend will help you up when you fall; Best Friend will laugh because she tripped you.

A friend helps you find your Prince Charming; Best Friend kidnap him and bring him to you.

Friends will stop you from overreacting; Best Friends will walk beside you giggling "Someone's gonna get it!"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; Best friend takes yours and runs away.

A friend helps you move; Best Friends help you move bodies.

Friends are like bras; close to the heart and always their for support.

A friend will bail you out of jail; Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome! Lets do it again!!"

A friend will bail you out of jail; Best Friend will bail you out with a grin and whisper " I told you I can run faster."

A friend will ask if you're okay; Best Friend will run ahead screaming "She's Pissed! Move!"

A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could write a very embarrassing biography of your life.

Best Friends: You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I'll get a paddle boat and save your retarded ass.

Best Friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.

Friends are like Slinkies; they're cool , flexible, and fun to push down the stairs.

A friend will ask why your crying;Best Friend will have a shovel to bury the jerk who made you cry.

A friend will hide me from the cops; Best Friend is the reason their after me.

Your my Best Friend foreve_. But no R cause that would be the end of forever.

A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public: Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.

Friends fade; Best Friends are forever.

I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, 'Hello?'. As if the bad guy is gonna be like, 'Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"

"It takes a big man to cry... but an even bigger man to point and laugh at that big man crying."

"Running a marathon is like slapping the guy in the face that invented the wheel."

"Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch." Sheldon Cooper

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

homework. n. (def.) a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primative societies

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty...just drink it and get on with your life

Murphy's Laws:
1) If anything can go wrong, it will.
2) If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
3) If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
4) If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
5) Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
6) If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
7) Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
8) Whatever has happened wrong, is bound to happen again... maybe even worse.

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.

f you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh when you hurt yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you aren't one of those wanna be pop stars that shop at name brand stores, copy this to your profile!

If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

Pein/Pain - Nagato

[X] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.

[ ] -I have a piercing/s.

[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.

[X] -My eyes are grey/gray. (Blue-ish grey)

[X] -My closest friend is a girl.

[X] - I'm a very secretive person.

[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 5]


[ ] - Most of my friends are guys. (Use to be ALL guys)

[X] - Origami RULES!

[ ] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.

[ ] - I love flowers!

[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.

[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.

[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 2]

Itachi Uchiha

[ ] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.

[ ] -Many people find me attractive.

[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.

[ ] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.

[ ] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.

[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.

[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 2]

Kisame Hoshigaki

[ ] - Sharks are AWESOME!

[ ] - I like gore :3

[X] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(

[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.

[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.

[X] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.

[X] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 5]


[ ] - I look young for my age.

[X] - Puppets are fascinating...

[ ] - I'm very impatient.

[ ] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno. (I'm pretty neutral on her-sometimes she's REALLY annoying and others ehhh...)

[ ] - My Grandma annoys me.

[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.

[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 2]


-I'm an artist. [ ]

- I like and appreciate art. [X]

- My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde. [ ]

- I have blue eyes. [X]

- I'm the youngest in my group of friends.[X]

- I hate Tobi. [ ]

- I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me. [X]

[Deidara Score: 4]


- I'm a saver, not a spender. [X] (But I'm NOT a money scrooge..)

- My eyes are either green or hazel. [ ]

- I have had stitches. [ ]

- I hate Hidan. [ ]

- Younger people tend to tick me off. [ ]

- I am the oldest in my group of friends. [ ]

- My skin is dark or tanned.[ ]

[Kakuzu Score: 1 ]


- I have a cussing/swearing problem. [ ]

- I hate Kakuzu. [ ]

- I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list. [X] (I'll admit, I dislike many people but that's because they're either jerks or bullies)

- I am religious. [ ]

- I am very strong-willed. [X]

- I have cut myself on purpose before. [ ]

- I'm very prone to accidents. [ ]

[Hidan Score: 2]


- I have a split personality. Two sides. [ ]

- Nature is AWESOME! [X]

- I'm usually alone. [X]

- I don't mind the company of others. [ ]

- I don't have many friends. [X]

- Tobi is not that bad. [ ]

- I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man! [X]

[Zetsu Score: 4 ]


- I'm always hyperactive. [ ]

- I have a particular person who I like to pester. [X] (Eh, I like to pester quite a few people but that's okay because they annoy me back!)

- People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone. [ ] (A few odd times for the same person when we really look nothing alike)

- I LOVE the colour orange. [ ]

- I'm rarely sad and always optimistic. [ ]


[Tobi Score: 1]

Orochimaru ]

- I'm attracted to younger people. ]

-I have a very pale skin colour. [X]

- Snakes are AWESOME! [ ]

- I love/like Sasuke Uchiha. [X]

- Micheal Jackson is AWESOME! [ ]

- I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals. [X]

- People think I'm twisted or insane.(Maybe playfully but I don't think they actually mean it...) [ ]

[Orochimaru Score: 3]

You see that girl you just called odd?

Her mother died when she was 9.

You see that boy with the lightning bolt scar you just made fun of?

Hes lived in a cupboard under some stairs for 11 years.

You see that boy you just saw crying in the toilets?

He had to kill his headmaster to make his parents proud.

You see that boy who has lost his Remembrall?

His parents suffered a fate worse than death.

Copy and paste this if you are against bullying.

More to Ponder:

They say that gun's don't kill people, people kill people. Does that mean that toast doesn't toast toast, toast toasts toast?

Why is it considered necessary to naildown the lid of a coffin?

Why dosen't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If a person with multiple personalities theatens suicide, is that consisdered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed would milk come out of her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Who put an 'S' in lisp?

What WAS the best thing 'before' sliced bread?

What colour does a smurf turn if you choke it?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why are they called "apartments" when they're stuck together?

Do you think that when they ask the Queen for ID she just whips out a dollar coin

Is the chicken crossing the road poultry in motion?

If nothing sticks to teflon then how do they make teflon stick to the pan?

When a clock is hungry does it go back for seconds?

Do marathon runners with bad footwear the agony of defeat?

Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell?

Why do you have to click on "start" to stop windows?

If flying is so safe why do they call the airport "the terminal"?

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Goku's Twin Sister by SpaceVixen reviews
Goku has a sister :) they go through a lot of things together and one day his sister meets Vegeta. I really sucked at this but hey I wanna make a ocxvegeta so I am its probly gonna be long so :) romance later beginning is when goku and his sister were young and came to earth and find the dragon balls for the first time., then the vegeta parts begin (the image is of Kari as a kid
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,890 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Goku, Vegeta, OC
Struggles, Jobs and Lamborghinis by Laceburner reviews
Lily White had always lived a rough life. Her dad passed when she ten because of cancer, leaving her mother and herself alone, in dingy house with little money or food. Now she's 19, just finished school, her mom has cancer and she praying for a miracle. When she runs into a group of people with fancy cars more then once in a day, what'll happen? Sunstreaker/OC/Sideswipe
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 131,949 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Sideswipe, OC
She is Fierce by curlykisses reviews
Every King needs their Queen. This sentiment reigns true for the Volturi, Kings of the Vampire World as well. When they were about to give up hope, they found their mate; their queen behind a pair of beautiful hazel eyes. Warning: Dark/Depressing Themes. Smut. Bloodkink. Polygamist pairing Featuring Volturi Kings and OC. More inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 148,748 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 3/28 - Aro, Caius, Marcus, OC
Godric's Fallen Angel by GingerSnaps1049 reviews
What if Godric hadn't died? What if he hadn't wanted to off himself? This is a story of how Godric, though still depressed, doesn't kill himself. Godric finds his mate in 16 year old Eve Reynolds, a young girl who stopped aging when she turned 16, that was 10 years ago. What is Eve hiding, and why is she always so scared? Godric/OC with a little Eric/Sookie later on. R&R PLEASE!
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 1/13 - [Godric, OC]
Amber Spirit by HesperideIsis reviews
Kasumi has secrets. Fate seems determined to reveal those secrets by placing her on Team 7 and gifting her with nosy teammates. Between trying to keep said teammates alive and playing tag with death, she finds herself dealing with a certain Uchiha who is quite persistent. SasukeXOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,113 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 9/25/2014 - [Sasuke U., OC] Naruto U., Kakashi H.
My Demons by ZexionLover411 reviews
She kept him sane. She calmed his blood lust and relaxed him. She'd been there in the beginning and promised to stay forever. Even when he pushed her away she kept their promise. /Short Sum I know. Title (and fic) based off "My Demons" by Starset. Gaara/OC (Rating T just in case. Writing this as I go. Mostly K rated though)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,152 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 6/3 - [Gaara, OC] Yashamaru
Death's Little Songbird by Kiteria Faye reviews
Katrina was abandoned by her former crew to pay off a debt and is in danger of being hurt by her boss in unspeakable ways. Who would have known that helping a lost polar bear would have saved her ass and got her wrapped up with the Heart Pirates? How will her new crew react when she's forced to use her powers to save their captain's life? How will Law react to his little songbird?
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 126,730 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 5/27/2013 - [T. Law, OC] - Complete
Daughter Of Shanks by crazzyredhead reviews
Shank's Daughter grew up knowing Luffy and Ace. As a child everyone knows Luffy and Ace want to be pirates. Shanks daughter tells everyone she is going to be a marine. Will being friends with Ace and Luffy change her mind? Ace/Oc Luffy/hancock
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 133,990 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Ace, Luffy
In The Shadow Of The Oak by Royal Ember reviews
Upon their first rising every vampire is told of Fated Mates, a marked human destined for their vampire soulmate whose blood can bring either power, or the True Death. Orphaned, and then adopted by a vampire family, Alex meets her mate too young so is forced to forget. For if any discover that Death has a Fated Mate not only her own existence, but his, will be in grave danger.
True Blood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,063 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 8/22/2014 - [Godric, OC]
A Host Club's Hostess by IndigoBlueButterfly reviews
Haruhi's cousin Daichi Kyoko has enrolled in Ouran on a semi-scholarship and she's currently living with her. What happens when she becomes the twin's newest toy? HikaruxOCxKaoru. Cover art designed by tequilateral
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,551 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Haruhi F., Kaoru H., Hikaru H., OC
Move Along by Faythren reviews
Bayverse but VERY AU. Ari Witwicky is an only child with a cruel, alcoholic father. But when the car she buys turns out to be one of a pair of twin robotic aliens she has the chance to escape. Her life is transformed forever, given new purpose, and she discovers a love she never could have imagined. SideswipexOC (cover image by grapejuice101)
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 277,450 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Sideswipe, OC
Love, Tugging At The Heartstrings by DessieDawn reviews
Eli's world was completely shattered. Her life in shambles, her godfather Charlie moves her out to his hometown of Forks, Washington. With Bella on the way things could prove to be intriguing. They cross paths with the infamous Cullen's and destiny has a few ideas for what's to come. Jasper and Eli have quite the chemistry going on and he may be the glue that fixes her. Jasper/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,193 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 6/29 - [Jasper, OC]
Out of the Dark & In to the Light by Xo Bella Italiana oX reviews
What if Carlisle and Esme had a hybrid daughter in the 1930's while Edward rebelled? During Eclipse when the threat of Victoria & her army are upon them, they call back their daughter to come & help them in their time of need. But during her visit, she has to not only adjust to the idea of a strong mate, but to six new siblings who're only just learning of her existence. Jasper/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 107,572 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Bella, Jasper, OC
Walk Like an Angel by xShadow14x reviews
Ami had always been someone different. She saw the world in a way that most were incapable of understanding. Walking through life mute and unable to communicate with those around you; left to just observe and think. Imagine just how catastrophically beautiful the world would become if her mind were to clash with a two thousand year old vampire known as death. Godric/OC
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,859 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Eric N., Godric, OC
Grey Skies and Blue Eyes by candy2112 reviews
Being forced to exist for all of eternity could get lonely after a while, even for a man who seemingly has it all. Carlisle Cullen could care less for the material things in life, however. All he wanted was to find his soul mate. Evelyn Swan, the older sister of Bella, is a strange girl, but with eyes as cold as ice, and hair darker than the night, Carlisle finds himself intrigued.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,477 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 6/29 - [Carlisle, OC] [Edward, Bella]
Kittens:Akatsuki by jinxofthedesert reviews
May's friends call her a hermit, a bookworm and manga-nut. So after much pestering she agrees to go to a party on behalf of her friend but what happens after she saves a group of kittens? What happens when they won't leave her alone, and what happened to turn the famous Akatsuki into tiny fur balls? Will the Akatsuki be able to get home or will they fall for the strange girl?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 102,385 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Akatsuki, OC
At Least We Made It This far by shmowzow11 reviews
Set in the first 'Transformers' movie. Also, my first 'Transformers' fanfic; so if you don't like it, don't read it. Sam Witwicky has an adopted sister named Desirée, who's been mute since she was taken from her real parents at the age of eight. Once Sam gets his first car, a chain-reaction of events unfold, especially when Desirée meets a blue-and-red Peterbilt.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 262 - Words: 363,019 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Complete
Katherine Swan by IAmNotAnIgnoramus reviews
Renee left Charlie when Bella was six. Katherine Swan is younger sister to Bella. Before Renee left Charlie, Katherine met the Cullens and quickly found a place in their hearts. She returns to Forks for her Junior year and sees the Cullens haven't changed at all. Pre-twilight all the way till around Breaking Dawn. Jasper/OC Rated M for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 192,890 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 4/18 - OC, Jasper
Akatsuki Orphanage: New Dawn Orphanage by A. Rouge. K reviews
Brother and sister, Naruto and Sakura Namikaze, are running away from the tradgedy that has become their lives. They live on the street jumping from place to place until they are found by the people of the Akatsuki Orphanage. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,114 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Akatsuki
Sunshine In the Valley by Lexiimakay16 reviews
Toni Spena is a talented Baseball player who joins the boys on their adventure that one summer in the Valley. With an abusive step mom and a love blinded father the only true home Toni knows is the baseball diamond. when she moved to the Valley she never thought she'd fall for Benny, literally, (Spanning from the boys ages in the first movie to in their 20's) Benny OC
Sandlot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 183,493 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Benny R.
Rehabilitate by GracelesslyFalling reviews
The Winter soldier has never known kindness from anyone. When he starts receiving it from the new doctor brought to Hydra against her will, it resonates in him. Even after being wiped, he remembers her face, that she is a friend, she is good. He will protect her, not because he's ordered to, but because he wants to. His heart and head aren't as heavy when she's around.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 157,233 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 2/21 - [Bucky B., OC] Steve R./Capt. America, B. Rumlow/Crossbones - Complete
Red Blazing Fire Fist Ace by RedRogueRose reviews
Ace x OC : A cantankerous female pirate with a horrific past, a damn high bounty and blazing fire power to boot. A proud man, ready to prove his damned soul worthy for the first time in his life. Two lives colliding in a storm of love and passion. The story of Portgas. D. Ace and Blaize Roux Shanks; and how they tore the world apart to be together. M - Lemon, Language and Violence.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,519 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Ace, OC
I Hate Him, Vice Versa! by Sophia Likes Sweets reviews
Alyssa's the best fencer in the United States, and she has a medal to prove it too. After making a wish via toilet power, and getting drowned by toilet water, she gets sent to the One Piece world. She's a cheerful and dense sadist, and she ain't afraid to show it. It isn't a surprise that Law and Kid hate her, and vice versa. Problem; they're changing. Solution; hate them more.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 258,101 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 7/6/2013 - E. Kidd, T. Law, OC
Factory Girl by royalgem18 reviews
Charlie, once full of whimsy and wonder towards the magical factory, now feels nothing. And as she prepares to graduate high-school and get out of her messed up house, the factory comes out with a contest hiding five tickets into the factory. With this, her plans of a normal life is ruined for good. Fem. Charlie!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,482 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka
The Bond by RedLightsRedFights reviews
Katima is a mysterious young Saiyan girl who was raised on Earth. However her peaceful life is destroyed when Vegeta and Nappa arrive. She soon discovers she has a brother named Goku, and eventually blooms a crush on a Saiyan Prince. (Taking us all the way through a very original GT that stretches far from Canon! Vegeta/OC)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 94 - Words: 395,492 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 7/15/2011 - [Vegeta, OC]
All Great Power by LeeBee15 reviews
Jennifer Witwicky's life crashes when her bestfriends and teammates are killed in a overseas base attack, her little brother's first car turns out to be an alien robot, and to top it off, these crazy government people threaten her family and dog. She gets sucked into the start of an adventure that will change her for the rest of her life...for better or worse. Eventual Lennox/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,379 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 1/1/2013 - [W. Lennox, OC] Sam W., Bumblebee
Decisions,Decisions by IsanityisjustaWord reviews
Isisa Leilas is best friends with Sookie Stackhouse; she hadn't even thought about the possibility of a vampire in Bon Temps. But when one arrives; she's thrown into the world of vampires meanwhile catching the eye of two seperate vampires. (Will update later tonight.)
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,859 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 4/25/2014 - OC, Eric N., Godric
Meritaten : Princess of Thebes by SophStratt reviews
Lillian Carnahan is an explorer, and sister to Jonathon and Evy. When Evy and Jonathon want to race off to Hamunaptra, Lillian goes along with them. But with her sister waking an immortal mummy, and her falling in love with the charming Rick O'Connell, will she have time to find out about her past life as a Princess of Egypt, or will she be too busy killing the undead? Rick/OC
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,612 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 5/5/2013 - [OíConnell, R., OC] [Ardeth B., Evelyn C.]
Unbreakable Faith by Xo Bella Italiana oX reviews
REVISED & NOW A COLLAB: After the Cullen's leave town, Bella's cousin, Faith, comes to live with her & Charlie. All the women on Faith's mother's side have the gift of foresite, meaning she knows about the supernatural. But that's not all. When she was born the spirit of an important vampire has entered her mind & this only the beginning as she finds her mate in Jasper Whitlock!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,031 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Bella, Edward, Jasper, OC
Fire and Light by HikariNoTenshi-Crystal reviews
In a world where emotions mix with adventure, Portgas D. Ace is faced with a girl named Crystal who may very well change his world forever. Darkness threatens to destroy the world, will Crystal and Ace be able to stop them while keeping their emotions intact?
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 237,066 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Ace - Complete
Star in the Midnight Sky by GracefulWolvesInTheNight reviews
How much would the movie change if Ben had a little sister? What if Johnny was interested in her causing that much more anger on Ben's side? It certainly doesn't help that she just loves to tease Johnny. You don't have to be opposites to be attracted. Johnny/OC
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,071 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Johnny S., OC - Complete
One Piece: The Daughter of Red Hair Shanks by teamhalo13 reviews
ZoroXOc based off anime. this is my first story so please enjoy and rate. its Yuki POV and she is Luffy's best friend and going to become... well you'll see thanks.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 146,327 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Zoro, Straw Hats P., OC
Aionia Okeano by CloudSpires1295 reviews
Pan was born with a twin brother, but what happens when two strange women whisk her away from the nursery just hours after her birth and introduce her to a world that no one knew existed? Will Gohan and Videl ever see her again? Will they be able to recognize her as their daughter? And how will her disappearance effect her inevitable romance with Trunks?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 200,327 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 10/27/2012 - [Trunks, Pan]
Daughter Of A Hero by WhisperedPromises.x reviews
Son Goku is a hero, known universally for his great power and compassion. Now, join his daughter as she tries to find her place in the world of aliens and Dragon Balls. Join Son Gonyhe as she finds out what its like to be the daughter of a hero.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 73 - Words: 418,324 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Goku, Gohan
Transformers by ToxicFireStarter reviews
Salem Witwicky, Sam's older sister and Lieutenant under Lennox, gets injured in battle and sent home in time to help Sam get his "new" car. Follow her brother and her though their adventure in discovering an alien race.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,635 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Sam W., W. Lennox, Bumblebee, OC - Complete
Little Things by LucieKate96 reviews
Elinor Cullen had been travelling, until one day she receives a letter calling her back to Forks as a witness to the Cullen's trial. Yet one vampire catches her attention, an olive skinned elemental who goes by the name of Benjamin. Benjamin/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,899 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Benjamin
Seeing Double by SweetSouthernSass reviews
Michelle Grey is Mer's twin who is just as damaged by their mother's antics as her dark & twisty sister, she just shows it differently. Taking care of Meredith is her main concern, but when Mark Sloan shows up at Seattle Grace, her attentions are diverted. The all around badboy and fourth part to the love square in the Grey's lives is captivating, off-limits..and sucking her in.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,618 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 9/17/2013 - [Mark S., OC] Meredith G.
This is My Crazy Life by HeYhEyHeY-WHATaDAY reviews
I'm not good at summaries yet, so bear with me! How would the Sandlot be different if Scotty had a stepsister? What if she was the second-best baseball player on the Sandlot?
Sandlot - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Benny R.
Soft Spot by tryingtowritesomething reviews
Enter the world of Cassidy Curtis, the only Curtis girl, a tough Greaser chick, as she figures out her life and love. She'll sure give Dallas Winston a run for his money, that's if no one else stands in their way. Just another idea I had, let me know what you think. Disclaimer: I do not own the Outsiders
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,845 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Dallas W., OC
It's not an S by LondonaLozzy reviews
Lauren Lake spent her early life as a Military brat. Constantly being moved from place to place. Usually she didn't care when she had to leave again, she'd never had time to make any friends. That all changed though when she ended up in Smallville, Kansas and met a farm boy, a boy named Clark Kent who changed her life forever. Clark/OC (MOS movieverse) (ON HIATUS)
Superman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,017 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 6/18/2013 - [Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, OC] Lois L., Zod
The Voice Within by astrozombie13 reviews
Raegan Young has had a terrible childhood, and is so traumatized she barely speaks. When she goes to live with her Aunt Emily, will someone bring her out of her shell? Will she make friends and find love without having to relive her past? And how will she react when she finds out the angriest wolf in the pack imprint on her? Paul/OC imprint. Warning: Sexual abuse, plenty of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,846 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Emily, Paul, Seth
Everlasting Love by RoseNEmmettForever reviews
Seven years after Breaking Dawn, Bella's little sister comes to live with her and the Cullens. One Cullen has finally found his mate, Bella's sister. But there's only one problem standing in their way... Tanya. The Denalis and the Cullens made a deal, if he didn't have a mate by February 12th, his marriage to Tanya would be activated. Carlisle/OC Full Summary inside. Please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,977 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Carlisle - Complete
Spirit: The Girl Of Camp Green Lake by WritersWayOfLife reviews
Belladonna is a smart-mouthed girl with a lonely past, leaving her with the policy that she doesn't need anyone but herself. After being wrongly convicted of a crime she is sent to Camp Green Lake. Although reluctant, Belladonna finds herself being drawn to the tall Texan named Squid. Can he help her see that needing people isn't the same as being weak?
Holes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,695 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Squid
Rays in The Storm (The One That Got Away) by Rosie.Just Rosie reviews
Andrea Westbrook isn't your typical Greaser girl; she has a nice family, actually cares about school, and she won't spent her time sleeping around. But what happens when her life isn't so perfect anymore? What happens when everything she's ever loved is ripped away from her? Will she be able to manage and put the pieces back together? With help she has a chance.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,272 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Sodapop C., OC
Aching Soul by aThousandyears.xX reviews
Prince Vegeta meet his match as a child only to lose her. what happens when he finally meets up with her in the Arms of his sworn rival Vegeta x OC
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/15/2014
Breathe Me to Life by xxSassyGirlxx reviews
What happens when a story starts to breathe on it's own? Or in this case, one of it's characters? The writer thinks she's gone insane, of course. That's what happens to Kalona, when she finds Mirai Trunks in her apartment one night, after a bad storm and a power outage. Now he's trapped in our world, and she has to help him find a way to get back to his own...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,932 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 8/12/2012 - M. Trunks
Behind The Mask by tmzjk10 reviews
Teddy Davis just wanted to grab a bag of cat food and go home. But when she runs into Dallas Winston at the grocery store the young girl gets more than what she bargained for.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,811 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Dallas W., OC
One Girl by A Dolphin called Chuck reviews
Before he ever comes to Earth Vegeta meets a young sayian girl who has recently came under Frieza's rule he begins to feel things for her he never thought he would and she begins to have a big effect on his life and the entire DBZ universe.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Vegeta
Jenny Wolf Goes to Camp Green Lake by bats13 reviews
Jenny Wolf has been sent to Camp Green Lake for attempted murder. At Camp Green Lake, Jenny learns the meaning of friendship, love, and forgiveness. During her stay there, Stanley finds an object in the dirt. Where did it come from? With the help of Jenny and the rest of D-Tent, they try to solve the mystery, which will take them on the adventure of a lifetime. Zigzag/OC
Holes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Zigzag, OC - Complete
A Truly Unstereotypical Event by Plague's Vengeance reviews
Stereotype: an oversimplified standardized image of a person or group. When you throw a Brain, a Princess, a Jock, a Basket-Case, a Motorhead, and a Criminal in a library for Saturday detention, you get a truly unstereotypical event. (Bender/OC: Brian/Claire: Andy/Allison)
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,603 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - John B., OC
Charlie, Mikayla, and Willy by mickeyliz reviews
Charlie, a boy full of hope, Mikayla, a girl left by her family and taken in by Charlies, and Willy, the famous candy man living a lonely life. What do all three of these people have in common? For one a golden ticket. Mikayla and Willy both have a broken past so can these three come together to heal and grow? Rated for cursing and future chapters. Depp Wonka
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,566 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Willy Wonka - Complete
The Trigger Happy Teenager and the Quintessential Quartermaster by SadieQHiddleston reviews
WILL CONTAIN SKYFALL SPOILERS! The new agent at MI6 is settling in quite well, but the Quartermaster seems to be falling for her. OC/Q. Rated T just to be safe. Credit to BeccaMoriarty for basically all the ideas. :)
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,628 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Q 3
The Princess With Fire Colored Hair by ArticFoxDemon reviews
Primarily VegetaxOC & BulmaxYamcha. Eva is the Princess of the Valkyries, the first one in generations to have power & strength of Valkyries of Ol'. However, with the rest of her people defenseless her father had to send her to Planet Vegeta in exchange for security from the Cold Empire. She has to develop weapons systems, work with Bulma (another child prodigy) and the prince..
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,521 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Vegeta - Complete
One by One by ChasingFinnick reviews
The sequel to Dally's Change in Heart finds the greasers of Tulsa, Oklahoma fighting even harder to stay safe from the West side Socs. Nothing's been the same since Bob Sheldon and Johnny Cade died. The Socs are invading the East side more and more, and even the toughest greasers are breaking. When one greaser disappears, things get even worse. Rated T for language and violence.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,563 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C., Dallas W., Cherry V.
Just Wanna Make You Smile by instrument trio reviews
Ashimakase Nozomii, just a normal girl. Seriously. Okay, maybe she's a little weird, and maybe she's not like the other girls, but who cares. Variety is the spice of life! Watch as she starts her life and finds her place as a ninja of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 135,476 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Shino A.
More Than Meets The Eye by Zzareer reviews
Mackenzie Witwicky is a car fanatic. Plain and simple, it's all she ever does- work with machines. And this Summer, her father decides to buy her, as well as her twin brother Sam, a car. Each. Of Course, most stories that begin with a teenager getting their first car is a right-of-passage story. This one isn't. This story has more than meet's the eye.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,926 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Ironhide
Thief in the night by numerous928 reviews
Scipio X OC. This is the whole movie expect with Prosper's and Bo's sister, Mar. this how she falls in love with the boy in the mysterious bird mask.
Thief Lord - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,438 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Scipio M., OC
From Another World by Halfway98 reviews
Emily is the Daughter of Jack Bruno, a cab driver in L.A, When two odd teenagers enter her Dad's cab one day, her world is turned upside down. Seth/OC
Race to Witch Mountain - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Seth
Dally's Change in Heart by ChasingFinnick reviews
You all know the tragic story of The Outsiders and how the lives of Bob Sheldon, Johnny Cade and Dallas Winston had to end. But, have you ever thought about what could happen if somebody could save one of them? Dallas Winston finally gets a second chance in this alteration of The Outsiders, but will he realize it in time to take it? Rated T for language.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,197 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C., Dallas W. - Complete
Temporary Residence by Lindalookgotwilightlove reviews
Bella's parents die when she is 13, putting her new home under the discretion of foster care. Now 17, she escapes from her current foster home with an abusive, alcoholic father, and is sent to live with Dr. Cullen and his family. When her old abuser comes back for her, can they keep her from harm's reach, or will they be too late? Slightly OOC. T for language and content. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 40,461 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Darling if You Love Me by The Incredible Nameless Wonder reviews
The year was 1945. Dr. Cullen was sent to Germany with his family to treat the refugee's from the most horrific death camps. Among them was a dying woman and her child. Thinking of Rosalie's happiness, Carlisle took the baby when he is asked to keep her safe. The girl was raised on tales of the infamous Volturi, but will they live up to the stories?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,340 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - [Caius, OC] Carlisle, Edward
And So The Angels Cry by KimiruMai reviews
Trapped in a place where darkness reigns, and brought out only to be bruised by the cruelty that is the Kold Empire, two teens find themselves growing into ugly beings with no hope of redemption. Each tries to protect the other with willful sacrifice, and separation wears their bond thin, but they vow it won't break as long as they both breathe, no matter how many tears they cry.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 121,179 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Vegeta, Bulma
I'm a Sorceress, so what? by SkywardWriter reviews
Jay is just an average science geek. Always has been. One day, on a school field trip, she follows a fellow geek, Dave, into an alley near Chinatown. She's in for one heck of a ride when New York is suddenly threatened by evil sorcerers, and her best friend, Shelby, tries to turn her into a raving fangirl of a guy who looks like he belongs in Depeche Mode.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,268 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Drake Stone - Complete
Fearless by Gemtail reviews
Morgan woke up to find that she has been brought to a world. A powerful captain wants her to help Ace break a curse. However, she had no intention on it until one day she finds Nami who was seperated from the crew. Being the kind soul she is, she helps her. Guess who she meets later on?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,724 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Ace - Complete
Melting Moon by The Fault In Our Asterisks reviews
HIATUS UNTIL I FINISH REVAMPING - Arianna Swan, twin of Bella Swan, is volunteered to go to Forks, Washington with her sister. Bella discovers secrets she shouldn't have, dragging Ari down with her as well. Around the owners of this secret, Arianna's facade begins to fall. What's underneath? And who is this trio?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,385 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Bella, Jasper
New Life(UP FOR ADOPTION!) by Jacob-and-Jill reviews
After the Cullen's left Forks, Charlie re-married and had another child. Bella's little sister. After a tragic accident, Willow finds her sister. But finding a sister is not her only discovery. She enters a world full of supernatural...and the love she had always wanted. JasperXOC story. Alice is not in this story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,538 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Jasper
Black Star High School by basedgoku reviews
A new girl at Black Star High School has to follow Vegeta, orders by the principal, class to class. Vegeta and Turles feel that she is unusual, but put that aside for a moment. Follow the everyday highschool lives with your DBZ characters and a few OC's. Rated T for foul words and other stuff that teenagers do. First Fanfic! (Editing: 7/26/2015)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,764 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012
With Starshine in her Eyes by Bre Days reviews
When Andi first moved to the neighborhood, she was lonely. But that all changed when she met Benny. Rated T for some mild language.
Sandlot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,147 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Scotty S., Benny R., OC
Butterflies by KaitAstrophe95 reviews
Trunks and Pan have always been an unique pair, for no other couple could ever compare. Foe after foe they fought, learning the lessons life taught. After many years they thought they could rest, but here comes another mess... Trunks and Pan can't live happily ever after yet. Villains start from Buu all the way past Omega Shenron! More chapters after 123 are coming!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 123 - Words: 200,043 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Trunks, Pan - Complete
Love Like Fire by Runaway Renegade reviews
Rory is just your average girl who wanders wherever the wind takes her. She wants nothing more than to live free and happy. What would happen if she suddenly got involved with a certain freckle-faced pirate and everything that came with him? Will she have the freedom she craves?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,169 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Ace - Complete
Of Golden Coins And Golden Hearts by MissDoubleONinja reviews
Set in the 1800s. When heiress Bulma finds out she is to marry rich man Yamcha, she does what any sensible girl would do: she runs away. But what happens when she runs into the infamous pirate Vegeta? FINAL CHAPTER UP!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,787 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
My Scipio My Thief Lord by TheBanditAristocrat reviews
Mellina hates her father, runs away & meets Scipio. He takes her to the Star Lair and she falls for the handsome boy, but when she hears of the "Thief Lord" she finds herself falling for him too. Rating has changed now cause I decided against the themes.
Thief Lord - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Scipio M.
How it Happened by An Original reviews
Lina has recently moved back to her childhood home in San Fernando Valley There she meets the Sandlot gang and is quickly accepted into their close group thanks to Benny Lina thinks she knows Benny but can't remember, Benny can but won't tell her
Sandlot - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,893 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Benny R.
Three in One by Celeste Belle reviews
F/G/OC Triad fic. Follow Fred, George, & Kyra through their Hogwarts years, & as they begin their new life. Being in a triad isn't easy, especially when the two men are Fred & George. They will face many challenges, including telling Molly. No twincest!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,862 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Fred W., OC - Complete
Message in a Dream by Funny.Bonez reviews
It's almost as if she's cursed. ChiChi loses everyone shes ever loved one way or the other. Its no wonder she's alway so sad within. But when a mysterious Saiyan walks into her life she doesn't know whether to think him as a blessing or another curse.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,292 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Chi-Chi, Goku
Daddy's little girl by Goddess of Night Eternal Faith reviews
full summary inside: Everyone knows that Goku had sons but what if he had a daughter? What if he was an overprotective father with his little girl? Can he keep his little girl safe and innocent instead of exposing her to the harsh world of fighting?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,913 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Chi-Chi, Goku
Lettice and The Curse of the Black Pearl by delinquentwrecks reviews
Following the storyline of CoTBP but with my added OC. What happens when a young girl was rescued along with William Turner? Lettice lives in Port Royal, parentless and aching for freedom, until a notorious pirate Captain enters. J/OC W/E
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,496 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Kat Carnahan by Pyro-34 reviews
Kathrine Carnahan is the older sister of Evelyn, she journeys to hamunaptra with her siblings, what happens when she meets the handsome Rick O'Connell?
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - OíConnell, R.
Estranged by Wisteria22 reviews
What if Mirai Trunks had a twin sister? What if she was willing to sacrifice herself if it meant winning a battle? What if she was uncannily like her father? This is the story of Spandex Briefs and her struggles. R&R
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - M. Trunks
Disdain and Regret by Immune2Fear reviews
I didn't mean to make him hate me, but I guess I'll hate him too if that's how it has to be.. Not that it's any easier than liking him. Neji/OC Other OCs mildly mentioned. slight Kiba/other OC. Rated for Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,305 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Neji H., Kiba I.
Father's Love Helps Me by ChibiEarth reviews
Slightly AU. Krillin knew very well that his children would never be able to hold a finger to the Saiyans, but what if him and 18 had an older daughter just a year younger than Goten? How would this interact with Majin Buu? Completed and archived.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,484 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Krillin, Android 18 - Complete
I Will Make You Mine by DawnsLight827 reviews
When Cassie Gilbert moves into Mystic Falls with her family, she is rapidly enlightened with the knowledge that Mystic Falls is no ordinary town. Vamps exist. Elena, her cousin, is dating one. And Damon Salvatore is set and determined to make her his.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,720 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Damon S. - Complete
HOOT: My Version by Na'viWolf reviews
First HOOT fanfic! YAY! Okay, this is my version of HOOT, with me in the place of Roy. Movieverse, I read the book awile ago, and saw the movie for the first time 2 days ago. OC/Mulletfingers, T for swearing.
Hoot - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,294 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011
The Prince and the Prisoner by Talleen reviews
BV - Earth has been systematically crippled by alien forces. Being taken captive at random from her home in West City, Bulma eventually finds herself trapped in a room with a very sentimental Saiyan.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,798 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Bulma, Vegeta, Raditz
His Little Princess, all showered in love by iDoctorOptimus reviews
Damon Salvatore found her curled up in the gravel, her cute little face glowing as the moon hit her tear stained cheeks. Something about her already seemed to wrap him around her finger, as he scooped her up; The little girl he was going to keep around.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,318 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Damon S.
Forever His by Jus-Chan reviews
After making a deal with Itachi to spare the life of the younger Uchiha brother Masami dreads the ending of the three years she is given before Itachi's return for her... complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 69,299 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Please Hear What I'm Not Saying by WildVegeta reviews
Don't be fooled by me. Don't be fooled by the face I wear for I wear a mask, a thousand masks, masks that I'm afraid to take off, and none of them is me. Sort of BxV Enjoy it :
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Origins of the Dragon by Esca Madeline reviews
Sequel to Rebirth of the Dragon. One cannot know peace without knowing war. Sachiko, Kargo, and Jiro must learn how to continue carrying on the Z Fighters' Legacy, while facing the consequences of protecting what should never have existed. CH. 2 REDONE!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,685 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010
Rebirth of the Dragon by Esca Madeline reviews
The Saiyajin blood has dwindled to the point of nonexistence. Goku's legend had faded away with time. But when one of his descendants has her home destroyed by unexplainable events, his legend may be what saves her, and all those around her. REVISED!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 348,554 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Complete
Differences by nayohmie.gurl.101 reviews
Amika is just 16, but she can lift things that are 100 times her body weight. There are mysteries about her, that she wants to find out. And she may just do that when a new boy starts at her school, by the name of Gohan. OC/Gohan.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Gohan
Different Yet The same by mysterywolfgirl reviews
Ookami Yami, banned from her clan, lives alone in Konoha. The young Ookami, filled with secrets unknown to even herself, goes through some of the biggest changes of life with none other than Naruto. NaruXoc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,644 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U.
A Single Wish by yogic-wanderer reviews
A poor girl goes on a search for the Dragon Balls in a desperate search to help her village and mother, but it goes awry when a witch locks her a Dragon Ball, forced to grant the wish of only one specific person- a Saiyan.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2010
The Sandlot Boys And Girl by Alexis loves you4554 reviews
My name is Alexis Lewis. I moved to the Valley knowing no one and having only one passion- baseball. So I guess you could say I was lucky moving in right next door to Benjamin Rodriguez, because when I met the sandlot boys, things changed- a lot.
Sandlot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Benny R.
Double Arts by TheMostOriginalPenName reviews
When team 7 was called on a simple C-rank mission they never expected such a result. The chance meeting between Naruto and a white haired girl. Their meeting is the start of the legend of Double Arts. AU. Story starts before Zabuza Arc. NarutoXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,276 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Naruto U.
Unexpected Saiyan by AniSky9 reviews
While Gohan is thinking about the upcoming battle with Cell he is interrupted by a piercing scream. He rushes to the rescue of a mysterious girl who didn't seemed to not need rescuing. Who is this girl that is turning Gohan's world upside down?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,185 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Gohan
Drawing Down The Moon by DitzyMariposa reviews
When Bella doesn't make it to hang out with Jacob, it ends up being the best thing that happened to him. Plus, what is the new girl hiding? Jacob x OC Romance, drama, humor, supernatural, action, a little bit of everything. Book or Movie, after New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,268 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Dangerous Life by LivingXDeadXGirl reviews
Goten is the new kid in school, Bulla is abused daily by her alcoholic father. Both have a secret that no one else knows. They both have one thing is common, they've fallen in love with each other. Will they be able too survive the twist and turns of fate
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,771 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bra, Goten - Complete
Dancing on Water by Sephoria reviews
Chiasa had never asked to be the daughter of a warrior, especially one who so often disappeared to save the world. Unfortunately, the universe isn't in the habit of asking for opinions. *Alternate Universe, you have been warned.*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,849 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Vegeta
Rebel Princess by saiyazonreborn reviews
Vegeta and Bulma have a daughter in between Trunks and Bra and she is quite a bit different and more of a handful then they are. Her saiyan side often dominates her, what happens when it gets out of control. This is the story of Veronica Vegeta Briefs, sh
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Goten - Complete
A Father's Way by Mikila2 reviews
8 yr old Bulla asks 18 yr old Trunks if Vegeta cares about them and Trunks explains to her how to tell that he does despite his lack of words and physical affection. To demonstrate his point, the two cary out a few schemes to test their father.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bra, Trunks
Memoirs of Blue by RevolutionAngel reviews
NarutoxOC My name is Ogokasi Liyenn. I am thirteen years old and I am from a small, mysterious village ten miles northwest of the Naruto Bridge. Rest of summary inside. Rating may go up for future chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,911 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Naruto U.
Last Straw by fanfictiongeek36 reviews
Reposted for emphasis: This is a story about a girl who had to lose everything just to find the love that she had been needing her whole life. [AU] trunkspan
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,286 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Trunks, Pan - Complete
Don't Look At Me Like That by Moonraker One reviews
My first new fanfic since deciding to return to FF.N! Anyway, this'll be a simple story. Just a little story of a girl...who just happens to be the reincarnation of Broly...Gohan x OC
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,039 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Gohan - Complete
Secret Past by Raksha reviews
What if the Sons had a daughter? And what if said daughter got kidnapped by Radditz and turned into a killer? Not as bad as it sounds!! A little bit of Gh/V on the side! Check it out! Please? Ch. 5 is up!!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,197 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/27/2002 - Published: 5/31/2002
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Ai Saikuro reviews
Ai Saikuro. She took off from the Hidden Leaf at age six. It's unknown to most how powerful the twelve year old is and hardly anyone has any idea what the girl did in the time she was away from the leaf. Background before she came to the Leaf is also sketchy. Who the heck is this mysterious girl? Join Ai in her time with Team Seven and follow her into her past and future...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,454 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012
Blinded Purity reviews
She's aways had a very tough life but though she remembers very little of life before the torture she lived through now, she knows someone always loved her. And she's going to find him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Itachi U.
Different reviews
Tess Shiren was different from the average teen, she had special abilities. Her differences, although useful, were shunned and so was Tess. Not Trunks/Goten pairing!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Trunks, Goten
Street Girl reviews
A new high school student attends Orange Star Highschool holding dark secrets. This girl is an outcast, living on her own with little money she is forced to face her very judge mental peers.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Gohan
Eon reviews
One of the most powerful fighters in the universe is but a weapon in the large collection of artillery Frieza has already obtained. What happens when he makes the mistake of putting the warriors with the most potential in one group?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2011
Fiery Eyes, Cold World reviews
I'm sorry I was forced to kill by a monster. I'm sorry I've never had a mother or father in my life. I'm sorry I'm so heartless. I'm sorry I can't feel any pain anymore.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011
Her Walls reviews
She had built up walls during her time with the beast, wall of cold metal. Walls that hardly ever revealed her true pain, her suffering. Inside however was a different story, there lie a girl whoose desperate pleas for help may never be heard.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Gohan
The Soul Fighter reviews
I am beaten for things beyond my control. In the place where you're supposed to feel the safest I'm always afraid. The only escape I have is matial arts, the graceful beauty of the sport never ceases to amaze me.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/27/2011
I'm a Warrior reviews
I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by losing. - Anaias Nin
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Chi-Chi, Goku
My Bones May Break But, I Won't reviews
I've been a slave to Frieza since I was four. Forced to do the tyrants bidding to stay alive...killing innocent people and destroying peaceful planets, all for the sake of his amusment. He trys to break me but I won't allow it.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011
To Capture A Hero reviews
A hero from Earth get capture by the planet brokers when she trys to save her planet and is taken to planet Vegeta. A/U Rated T just incase!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Goten
A New Hero reviews
A highschool girl with abnormal abilities meets the Z fight and helps them fight agaist the newest threats to Earth. Later it will have romance
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011
Zill: The Mysterious Girl Warrior reviews
A 17 year old girl enters The World Martial Arts Tournament for the sake of finding a challlenge. Will she find love instead? When the real challenge does arrive will she rise to greet it or will she get more of a challenge then she barganed for?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011
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