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Author has written 13 stories for Dragon Ball Z, and Naruto.
As you can see I'm a huge fan of DragonBall Z (and a bunch of other things as well) but I can't stand the new less detailed version of it, DragonBall Z Kai. If you are reading this thanks for visiting my profile! Anyways, I have always had a large imagination and 100% support others with the same trait. I love reading and strongly hate preppy, stuck up, popular girls and prefer those who are unique and have a backbone. I'm not a girly girl and have always been a tomboy. I learned to stand up for myself and taught myself not to care what people think.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, sit back, and laugh as the world wonders how you did it
I'm an angel, honest! These horns are to keep the halo straight
You should not be afraid of life. No one comes out alive, anyway
Music is like candy--you throw away the rappers
There is no such thing as normal. If you think you are normal, you are delusional. Which means you are insane, which is the same as crazy and just as good as weird. Yay weird people!
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search for what some may call 'a floor'--a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes!
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Tell the truth and run.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"
"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."
"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Ever had writers block when talking?
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"
"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... though I'm not so sure about the universe.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
98 of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2 who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile (ARRRRGGGHHH *is strangling herself*)
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile!
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagel said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
Interesting and insane laws:
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a 500 dollar fine. (Hmm... I'm not that sure all of the suicide terrorists will be scared off by that.)
It is illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants. (What... the...)
It is illegal to allow a dog to be in a public place without its master on a leash. (Uh...Maybe that should be re-worded...)
It is illegal to allow a pet cat to run loose without a taillight. (Huh...?)
It is illegal to carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock. (At night or during the day? If it's during the day I'm pretty sure a lot of people would be in trouble...)
It is illegal to drive a motor vehicle on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it. (Hehe...Wow)
It is illegal to eat in a place that is on fire. (Yes, because when you see your house on fire you suddenly have a craving to have pot roast.)
It is illegal to purchase an alcoholic beverage after midnight on Sunday, yet one may do so on Monday. (Whaaaa?)
It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns.(Hehe, modern day, gotta love it!)
It is illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. (Is that even possible...?)
It is illegal to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. (...?)
It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death. (Really, when did you figure that one out, Einstein?)
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: Hi, I think we've had a date once or twice?
Man: Will you go out with me Saturday?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Milk tastes good... NOT People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!)
if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile
if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your profile
If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile
If Justin Beiber jumped off a cliff 99% of girls would go after him, copy and paste this to your profile if you would be the 1% with popcorn laughing your effin butt off!!
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL.
If you think about something random practically 24/7, copy and paste this into your profile!
98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.
Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.
If you'd truly enjoy seeing Justin Beiber backflip off a twenty story building, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think having a crush on a fictional character is okay, copy and paste this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.
Dragon Ball Pact:
"This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race! And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate
When life gives you lemons, throw them at mean people and hope it get in their eyes.
When you hear the judge say all rise say no, what ever you have to say, say while I'm sitting down.
When your on top of the world why aren't you dead your supposed to be frozen in a block off ice.
What do you do if somebody keeps talking to you and won't stop
A. Blast their head off
B. Walk away
C. Tell them to stop
Your right IT's A!
If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!
If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile!
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy and paste this
If you ever read Text talk, and had no clue what they were trying to say, copy and paste this.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Runelesca, Kouga'sChils, Justified Assassin, Sacra Nox, Kira Nova, Poetic love, Kurina the Imiko, SweetestSarcasm
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever completely forgotten what you were doing, put this in your profile.
If you have actually read all these 'if you's, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
If you've actually tried to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talkingto a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. (Only I've never been asked out.)
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, andaddyournameto the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, vampygirl999, nanigirl15, Furorensu-Chan, ILuv Zero and Pocky yum, nats10art, DarkAkatsukiNeko, Kurina the Imiko, SweetestSarcasm
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
13 things PMS Stands for:
13. Pass My Shotgun
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
RIP We shall remember
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that CAN resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've ever sat on your computer, reading someone else's “copy and paste this on your profile” stuff, copy and past this on your profile
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.
Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.
Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.
Be yourself. That's crazy enough.
You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.
They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people.
Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
The trouble with real life is that there is no background music
I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere
Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
Forecast for tonight: darkness
If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?
I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line
I'm not random I just have many thoughts
I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes
If you had a life you would stop talking about mine
We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking
The below statement is true
The above statement is false
Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.
Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.
People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs
In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!
Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.
God must love stupid people...he made so many
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.
PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.
If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense
I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!
Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.
I have a dream and in it, something eats you.
Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.
Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.
Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!
Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.
If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words
Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?
You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.
I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.
By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life
Hi! I'm human. What're you?
Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!
If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
Wherever there is life there is love
Sometimes all we need are each other
Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.
Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet
A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.
Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?
When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know.
If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?
Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! ( )
I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!!
I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face!
Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?
If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!
All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly
The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
If you die I'll find a way to bring you back and kill you myself!
Normal people worry me
Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do
Everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE
It's mind over matter I don't mind ‘cause you don't matter
I went insane and all I got was this stupid jacket
Curiosity killed the cat, but fulfillment brought it back
I didn't create sin, I've just perfected it.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
If talking to your self is the first sign of insanity, what’s sign two?
I only love two people and your not one of them
Show me a sane man and I’ll cure him for you.
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but YOU are abusing the privlige.
I know a thousand ways to always say the wrong thing.
They say the truth will set you free, then, how come every time I say the truth I get sent to my room?
I’m already imagining duck tape over your mouth.
Until I was 13 I thought my name was shut up.
Injured Roman: Somebody call IX I I!!
Random stranger: I can't! I don't have a roman numeral phone!
I’ve already won so shut up and bow before me.
I’m smarter, stronger, and older than you so show some respect.
When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in some ones eyes.
I see stupid people and they don’t know they’re stupid.
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives me lemons, I squirt lemon juice in life’s eyes.
When life gives you lemons you make grape juice , then sit back and let the world wonder how in the seven hells you did it.
don’t think of it as ditching school, think of it as a self approved field trip
When you fall, I'll laugh
When the world falls to chaos, you'll know I won
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."
There are very few problems that cant be solved by using a large amount of explosives.
"What is this 'kindness' you speak of?"
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them!
"Somehow, in some way that was all your fault."
Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. (You see chaos and disorder, I see a unique filing system!)
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"Best friends through thick and thin!
-You say psycho like it's a bad thing!
THINGS YOU DON"T WANT TO HEAR DURING SUGURY
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...
When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
I'm the kind of girl who laughs at... nothing.
I'm the kind of girl who gets on the bad side of a teacher by correcting their grammar.
I'm the kind of girl who looks at Twilight and laughs at the cheesiness.
I'm the kind of girl who has a picture of Joe Jonas pasted to my dart board. DIE YOU STUPID JONAS BROTHER!
I'm the kind of girl who walks into the Mental Hospital and greets the receptionist bye name.
I'm the kind of girl who is willing to drop-kick Twilight books out of my apartment window.
I'm the kind of girl who can hold a conversation with you for fifteen minutes and then ask, "What was your name again?"
I'm the kind of girl who reads rather than watching television.
I'm the kind of girl who is considered weird.
I'm the kind of girl who would've let Stupid Edward commit suicide.
I'm the kind of girl who thinks that Stephenie Meyer and all of her little vampires should be charged with first degree murder for the death of good literature.
I'm the kind of girl who doesn't care if you care what I think because I don't care what you think, so you needn't care what I think and I don't care.
I'm the kind of girl who plots against fictional characters.
I'm the kind of girl who would scream "Boo!" at a football game and then ask what the bad call was.
I'm the kind of girl who thinks that as you read this, you will laugh and nod and repost.
I'm the kind of girl who believes in equal rights, and doesn't care if I sound cheesy.
I'm the kind of girl who wishes there was a law against stupidity.
I'm the kind of girl who finds what's lost where I already looked.
-I have plenty of common sense! I just chose to ignore it.
-Yeah, I'm a freak. BUT I'M THE COOLEST FREAK YOU'LL EVER MEET!!
-if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
-Love your enemies. And that's only one way to annoy them!
-If everything is going well in my mind then you have overlooked something
-education is important, but school is another matter
-Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
-One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. They spend the second part telling us to sit down and shut-up
-Flying is simple! Just throw your self towards the earth, then miss the ground.
-I'm a news reporter. "What's that" i hear you ask. Well, what I do is firstly say "Good afternoon" then i tell you why my previous greeting was not true.
-When somebody annoys you, it takes up 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to reach out and punch the hell outa them. You can do so 10 times and still have 2 muscles to waste! BARGAINBARGAINBARGAIN
-Be insane. Well behaved girls are no fun to read about
--If you can't BEAT them, JOIN them
If you can't JOIN them, BRIBE them
If you can't BRIBE them, BLACKMAIL them
If you can't BLACKMAIL them, KILL them
If you can't KILL them, your SCREWED
-I took the less traveled road... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?
-DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.
-before embarking on revenge, dig 2 graves. That way if someone gets in the way, you can dispose of each body quickly
RANDOMOSITY: The art of being random.
92% of the teenage population has switched to rap. If you are the 8% who still rocks, well, you rock!
Keep rocking on!
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
To Every Girl
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
Yeah, I HATE stereotypes and generalizing. LOL :3
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaitythe Chameleon, Chaos-Bound-Jenna, Nova the cat, shadowfan13, Scarydreams10, Starla the Hedgehog, Angel-Demon1, SweetestSarcasm
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. That same 98 would probably turn suicidal if Myspace was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2 that would laugh their asses off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Gay means happy, a fag is a cigarete, queer is weird, and fruity is a flavor, just say homosexual.
There are three types of people in the world: those who learn by reading, those who learn by observation, and those who have to touch the fire to see if it's hot.
The more I think about it, the more I'm sure I've lost my mind. But, crazy people don't know they're crazy, so I guess I'm ok. But thinking I'm ok because I think I'm crazy is saying I don't think I'm crazy, so I may be crazy.
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When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime,anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile.
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it
Don't steal! The government hates competition.
Be nice to your kids, they'll be choosing your nursing home.
>:( Dont interrupt me while I'm talking to myself
i love you is spelled with 8 letters... then again so is Bullshit
You say you hate me, but deep down, you know you love me.
THINGS TO PONDER:
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
"Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem."
I told you so has a brother, it's shut the hell up.
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
Things a girl needs to know:
1.) How to make food that kicks butt
2.) A boy isn't worth the tears, just let go of him, love doesn't come for a few years yet.
3.) We can do anything that boys can do, but we take it and make it better than before
4.) Our tears are the most precious things in the world, don't show them to anyone you don't care about.
5.) We are flexible and beautiful, don't call yourself ugly or fat!
6.) Make us mad, you better prepare to meet your maker!
7.) Girls are way better ninja's than boys
8.) We don't need men to protect us, we can kick butt already!
Post this and add on to this, and pass it on to your Friend
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you believe pollution should be punishable by death paste this on your profile.
If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, paste this in your profile.
If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.
If you dream in color, copy this into your profile.
REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a guy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
and it didn't matter cause we'd always have BLACK hands and knees?
when - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?
If your sick of all the Yamcha or Tien hate copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think Goku/ChiChi should be wrote about more, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have pretended to use the DBZ/DBZK characters moves copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pretended to be the DBZ character copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hate it when nobody reviews your story copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever screamed at the main character in a book or TV show telling them "don't do it!" copy and paste this in your profile
If you can daydream for hours non-stop about DBZ/DBZK, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If want to kill the person who said DBZ/DBZK was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever talked to, argued with, or yelled at an inanimate object, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.
If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile
Roses are red, Violets are blue but who the hell cares, crayons are too (Kidding, I love poetrey... but seriously!).
Silence is golden but shouting is fun.
I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder
Always forgive your enimies... nothing annoys them more!
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
Always remember these things when searching for your "special someone"
Best Friends and Friends
Good Friends are like stars; you cant always see them but you know they're there.
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you; Best Friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will be there for you when he dumps you; Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."
A best friend is someone who screams "I love you!" in public, not caring who hears.
A friend will help you up when you fall; Best Friend will laugh because she tripped you.
A friend helps you find your Prince Charming; Best Friend kidnap him and bring him to you.
Friends will stop you from overreacting; Best Friends will walk beside you giggling "Someone's gonna get it!"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; Best friend takes yours and runs away.
A friend helps you move; Best Friends help you move bodies.
Friends are like bras; close to the heart and always their for support.
A friend will bail you out of jail; Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome! Lets do it again!!"
A friend will bail you out of jail; Best Friend will bail you out with a grin and whisper " I told you I can run faster."
A friend will ask if you're okay; Best Friend will run ahead screaming "She's Pissed! Move!"
A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could write a very embarrassing biography of your life.
Best Friends: You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I'll get a paddle boat and save your retarded ass.
Best Friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.
A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.
A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.
Friends are like Slinkies; they're cool , flexible, and fun to push down the stairs.
A friend will ask why your crying;Best Friend will have a shovel to bury the jerk who made you cry.
A friend will hide me from the cops; Best Friend is the reason their after me.
Your my Best Friend foreve_. But no R cause that would be the end of forever.
A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public: Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.
Friends fade; Best Friends are forever.
I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, 'Hello?'. As if the bad guy is gonna be like, 'Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"
"It takes a big man to cry... but an even bigger man to point and laugh at that big man crying."
"Running a marathon is like slapping the guy in the face that invented the wheel."
"Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch." Sheldon Cooper
It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
homework. n. (def.) a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primative societies
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions
I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell.
It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty...just drink it and get on with your life
My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile
If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.
f you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you laugh when you hurt yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile.
If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.
If you aren't one of those wanna be pop stars that shop at name brand stores, copy this to your profile!
If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love
If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile
Pein/Pain - Nagato
[X] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[ ] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[X] -My eyes are grey/gray. (Blue-ish grey)
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.
[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 5]
[ ] - Most of my friends are guys. (Use to be ALL guys)
[X] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[ ] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.
[Konan Score: 2]
[ ] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ ] -Many people find me attractive.
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[ ] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[ ] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.
[Itachi Uchiha Score: 2]
[ ] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[ ] - I like gore :3
[X] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[X] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[X] - I like water sports.
[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 5]
[ ] - I look young for my age.
[X] - Puppets are fascinating...
[ ] - I'm very impatient.
[ ] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno. (I'm pretty neutral on her-sometimes she's REALLY annoying and others ehhh...)
[ ] - My Grandma annoys me.
[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.
[Sasori Score: 2]
-I'm an artist. [ ]
- I like and appreciate art. [X]
- My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde. [ ]
- I have blue eyes. [X]
- I'm the youngest in my group of friends.[X]
- I hate Tobi. [ ]
- I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me. [X]
[Deidara Score: 4]
- I'm a saver, not a spender. [X] (But I'm NOT a money scrooge..)
- My eyes are either green or hazel. [ ]
- I have had stitches. [ ]
- I hate Hidan. [ ]
- Younger people tend to tick me off. [ ]
- I am the oldest in my group of friends. [ ]
- My skin is dark or tanned.[ ]
[Kakuzu Score: 1 ]
- I have a cussing/swearing problem. [ ]
- I hate Kakuzu. [ ]
- I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list. [X] (I'll admit, I dislike many people but that's because they're either jerks or bullies)
- I am religious. [ ]
- I am very strong-willed. [X]
- I have cut myself on purpose before. [ ]
- I'm very prone to accidents. [ ]
[Hidan Score: 2]
- I have a split personality. Two sides. [ ]
- Nature is AWESOME! [X]
- I'm usually alone. [X]
- I don't mind the company of others. [ ]
- I don't have many friends. [X]
- Tobi is not that bad. [ ]
- I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man! [X]
[Zetsu Score: 4 ]
- I'm always hyperactive. [ ]
- I have a particular person who I like to pester. [X] (Eh, I like to pester quite a few people but that's okay because they annoy me back!)
- People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone. [ ] (A few odd times for the same person when we really look nothing alike)
- I LOVE the colour orange. [ ]
- I'm rarely sad and always optimistic. [ ]
- TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D
[Tobi Score: 1]
- I'm attracted to younger people. ]
-I have a very pale skin colour. [X]
- Snakes are AWESOME! [ ]
- I love/like Sasuke Uchiha. [X]
- Micheal Jackson is AWESOME! [ ]
- I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals. [X]
- People think I'm twisted or insane.(Maybe playfully but I don't think they actually mean it...) [ ]
[Orochimaru Score: 3]
You see that girl you just called odd?
Her mother died when she was 9.
You see that boy with the lightning bolt scar you just made fun of?
Hes lived in a cupboard under some stairs for 11 years.
You see that boy you just saw crying in the toilets?
He had to kill his headmaster to make his parents proud.
You see that boy who has lost his Remembrall?
His parents suffered a fate worse than death.
Copy and paste this if you are against bullying.
More to Ponder:
They say that gun's don't kill people, people kill people. Does that mean that toast doesn't toast toast, toast toasts toast?
Why is it considered necessary to naildown the lid of a coffin?
Why dosen't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
If a person with multiple personalities theatens suicide, is that consisdered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed would milk come out of her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Who put an 'S' in lisp?
What WAS the best thing 'before' sliced bread?
What colour does a smurf turn if you choke it?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why are they called "apartments" when they're stuck together?
Do you think that when they ask the Queen for ID she just whips out a dollar coin
Is the chicken crossing the road poultry in motion?
If nothing sticks to teflon then how do they make teflon stick to the pan?
When a clock is hungry does it go back for seconds?
Do marathon runners with bad footwear the agony of defeat?
Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell?
Why do you have to click on "start" to stop windows?
If flying is so safe why do they call the airport "the terminal"?
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