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Joined 06-29-11, id: 3031330, Profile Updated: 09-26-13
Author has written 13 stories for X-Men, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Sherlock, Captain America, and Avengers.

I'm Scottish and I will probably insist on using British spellings in my fics. This also means that my sense of humour is very... well, a sense of humour, not humor. Sarcastic, with a love of satire and a special place in my heart for Monty Python.

I read a lot of stuff from Marvel comics, especially classic X-Men, and mostly fiction. I like Isaac Asimov and believe in his approach to sci-fi -the science should be accurate, or at least plausible. HG2G is a favourite as well. I have been known to cry when reading (but not with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows for some weird reason).

I won't write swearing as I'm a non-denominational Christian. Also $%#@ can be so much more expressive and you get to insert your own rude words of choice.

My deviantART account is just up. See for images of Tora, Etana, Poison and Panthera. suma-99.deviantart.com


IMPORTANT NOTICE I am one of the many (there should be more) people that have IAOWHXMD or I Am Obsessed with X-Men Disorder. Some of the symptoms may include, but do not limit to: blocking out the world when reading X-Men comics, reading X-Men comics over and over again and noticing new fantastic things each time, wishing the Xavier Institute was real, thinking that at least one character from X-Men is asexy* (Kurt), comparing everything to X-Men or quotes by the characters there in and making your own fantasy life with the X-Men. If you think you have this disease copy this onto your profile. We don't want to be cured. Support this disease in its uprise to overpower the brains of people and make their lives so much better...

Asexy- Attractive in someway other than sexual.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with the X-Men who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.


One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'
He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes. We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.
Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and Dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

A life is a life
born or unborn
perfect or unperfect
blind or not blind
deaf or undeaf
young or old
God didn't give it to us just to get
rid of it ourselves by
murder or abortion


FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MUM.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun! Let's do it next week!”

FRIENDS: Never see you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.


Risk

To laugh;
-is to risk appearing the fool.

To weep;
-is to risk being called sentimental.

To reach out to another;
-is to risk involvement.

To expose feelings;
-is to risk showing your true self.

To place your ideas and dreams before the crowd;
-is to risk being called naive.

To love;
-is to risk not being loved in return.

To live;
-is to risk dying.

To hope;
-is to risk despair.

To try;
-is to risk failure.

But risks must be taken;
because the greatest risk in life is to risk nothing.

The person who risks nothing;
does nothing;
has nothing;
is nothing;
and becomes nothing.

He may avoid suffering and sorrow;
but he simply cannot learn;
feel;
change;
grow;
or love.

Chained by his certitude;
he is a slave;
he has forfeited his freedom.

Only the person who risks is truly free.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MUM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Or did in school, anyway.)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (Just not interested)

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (No, just not interested)

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. (With a mental age of 33? I don’t think so…)

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. (Anyone heard of Terry Gillam? As in the American Python? It was Chapman, not Gillam who was gay.)

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy. (True, but oh well…)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt. (They're called kilts and they itch like crazy)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (I prefer the term ‘Peopleist’. As in all people should be treated totally equally)

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree-hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cybersex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I'm sorry, I don't think spending millions on the Olympics when we're in a recession is good planning. Spend the money on creating new permanent jobs, not ones that'll be over after the summer)

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (Check aforementioned mental age.)

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Well, they're still arguing that one out.)

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (See previous, NOT INTERESTED)

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (No. Pyromanic, maybe…)

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED


When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When you have eight feet of homework, it's time to write a hundred page epic.

"If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying "End-Of-The-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH" the paint wouldn't even have time to dry" Terry Pratchett-Thief of Time

When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask, "Are you sleeping?". No, I'm training to die!

Some people blame our generation but do they ever stop to think who raised us?

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, put this in your bio.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had an argument with one of your characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever lost an argument with one of your characters, copy and paste this into your profile.


X-Men Personality Test

I am Beast (surprise surprise) I suppose the percentage is how close I am to them personality wise.

Beast- 90%
Jean Grey- 80%
Nightcrawler- 65%
Storm 65%
Wolverine- 60%
Cyclops- 55%
Colossus- 50%
Rogue- 40%
Emma Frost- 20%
Iceman- 20%
Gambit- 20%

Should I be worried about this?


Star Wars Personality Test

Chewbacca--72%
R2-D2--72%
Luke Skywalker--71%
Obi-Wan Kenobi--68%
Yoda--67%
Qui-Gon Jinn--65%
Han Solo--61%
Lando Calrissian--61%
Boba Fett--57%
Princess Leia--56%


Write Down Ten Random Characters.

1. Skulduggery Pleasant
2.Wolverine
3.Saphira (Paolini’s Inheritance Quartet)
4.Chewbacca
5.Remy (From Ratatouille)
6.Alex Rider (books not film)
7.Mulan (Disney’s)
8.Sherlock Holmes (From BBC’s Sherlock TV series)
9.Artemis Fowl
10.Tenth Doctor (Come on! He’s David Tennant! ‘Nuff said!)

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Chewbaca invites Saphira and Sherlock to dinner at Chewie’s house. Sherlock doesn’t turn up because he’s an antisocial higher-functioning sociopath (not a psychopath!) and Saphira gets stuck in the door, drinks too much alcohol (about eight barrels) and starts a planet-wide forest fire that results in all Chewie’s fur being burned off.

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

I need to stay at a house for a night. Do I choose Alex Rider’s or Skulduggery Pleasant’s? Alex’s. Duh. Skulduggery’s place is fitted out for a skeleton who doesn’t need to sleep and it’s a lot more likely to be blown up with creepy magic, attacked by crazed zombies or Sanctuary agents.

Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

The Doctor walks in on Wolverine and Mulan making out and makes some smart alec remark that results in him running off to avoid being a) turned into a shish-kebab and being made to regenerate and b) stabbed by the crazed-chick with the fireworks, dragon voiced by Eddie Murphy and a big sword and being forced to regenerate.

Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Saphira falls in love with Alex. Sherlock is jealous. Firstly, this wouldn't happen as Sherlock views love as a weakness. Secondly, Sherlock points out all the reasons Saphira and Alex's cross-species relationship won't work. Saphira flames him and Alex attempts to knock him out with his Chamber of Secrets tranquilliser dart thing.

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

Chewbacca jumps on me in a dark alleyway because he blames me for being bald. Does Wolverine, The Doctor or Mulan save me? Er… Wolverine turns up and starts fighting Chewie and the Doctor offers him a lift back to Kashyyyk, as well as quick hair grow.

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

Skulduggery Pleasant decides to start a cookery show. Fifteen minutes later the world has been invaded by Faceless Ones, Lord Vile is close to making an appearance and Remy is yelling at Skulduggery about how real chefs cook only no one understands Rat (Except the Doctor, but he's busy fighting Faceless Ones).

Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Saphira has to marry Sherlock, Artemis or Chewbacca. Who does she choose? Er…probably Sherlock, because Artemis is something like 15 and Chewie’s already married. Also, Sherlock couldn’t care less about being married and the whole, ‘Whoa, she’s ten times bigger than he is’ doesn’t matter. And all she'd have to do was allow him to do a few experiments on her... On second thoughts...

Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Mulan kidnaps Wolverine and demands Remy organises a rat infestation of the Matchmaker’s house the day Mulan is due to go.

Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?

Everyone gangs up on Saphira. Does she stand a chance? Let’s think… An intelligent, magic-wielding, incredibly strong, twenty-foot long fire-breathing dragon with armoured scales and the ability to turn sandstone into diamond if she really, really wants to versus a magic-wielding undead detective, a five-foot-three beserker feral with unbreakable claws, a Wookiee who can rip peoples arms off, a rat with an incredible sense of smell, a teenage spy, a female warrior who single-handily defeated an army, a sociopathic consultant detective, a boy-genius/criminal-mastermind, and a time-travelling genius alien. Tough call, but I think Saphira would win. Just.

Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?

Everyone is invited to Wolverine and Mulan’s wedding except Sherlock. How does he react? He doesn’t care. Like I said earlier, he’s an antisocial higher-functioning sociopath!

Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Why is Alex afraid of Mulan? It may be the fact she set fire to the Matchmaker, stole her dad’s sword and armour, dressed as a man for over an month and wasn’t detected, went from the weedy, useless kid to a top fighter, destroyed an army with a single cannon, broke into the Imperial Palace, disarmed the bad guy with a fan then blew him up with a mega firework, or it could just be the fact that she’s a really hot older girl and Alex is a fourteen-year-old boy.

Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late?

Artemis is late for Wolvie and Mulan’s wedding. Why? And how do Wolvie and Mulan react? He was in Haven being yelled at for almost destroying the world (again), almost revealing the fairy race (again) and kissing Captain Holly Short (again). Wolverine tells him he couldn’t care less and Mulan rings Holly and they plot to make little Artie’s life misery.

Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Remy and Artemis get drunk and end up at my house. Remy ends up proposing to my pet rat and Artemis starts spouting out all sorts of smart gibberish that doesn’t make sense because he’s drunk, but if it did, it would revolutionise the world. I ring Artemis’s mother and tell him her son is drunk. She sends Butler round to take him home and to yell at him all the way to Dublin.

Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

Artemis murders Skulduggery. Wolverine tracks him down, and has a epic battle with Butler before Skul turns up a little the worse for wear but pointing out he’s already dead. Wolverine lets Artie go and plans a rematch with Butler at some point. Just for fun.

Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

Skulduggery and Alex are in mortal danger. Alex tells Skul that he should go and Alex will fight the thing (Probably a monster that feeds of magic with tentacles knowing Skulduggery Pleasant, or maybe Darquesse) Skulduggery rings Fletcher and gets him to teleport them both out of mortal peril.

Eight and Three go camping, but they forget food. What do they do?

Sherlock and Saphira go camping and forget food. Saphira goes off and hunts deer. Sherlock doesn't notice. Eating's overrated!

Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?

Remy’s in a car accident and is critically injured. Artemis rings Holly and asks her to heal Remy for him. She does and Remy's lifespan ends up about three times the natural life expectancy of a wild Rattus Norvegicus

The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

Living happily ever after with three kids, spending their days practising martial arts in the back garden. When Sabretooth turns up, Mulan blows him up with a huge firework.


Fancy Dress Costume Ideas

Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle

As soon as you arrive, hide in a secluded place and remain perfectly still. If anybody sees you, run really fast in a random direction.

The Pauli Exculsion Principle (requires two peope)

Dress in identical outfits and refuse to be in the same room as one another. If circumstances force you to be close together, one of you must stand on your head.

Schrodinger's Cats

Wear an ordinary cat costume but when you get to the party, go hide in a closet. When somebody opens the door to check on you, flip a coin, and if it comes up heads, pretend to be dead.

Higgs Boson

Stand in a narrow hallway and impede the motion of anyone who tries to get past you.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29801 - Favs: 16,082 - Follows: 14,344 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Confessions of a Blue Box by Saphura reviews
"The TARDIS is more than a machine, it's... it's like a person." Short tidbits from the TARDIS's point of view.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 93 - Words: 34,555 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 2/25/2012 - TARDIS
In My Great Taskmasters Eye by Brenediction reviews
AU Wally tries to replicate the experiment that gave Barry his superpowers, but he messes up the experiment and fails to give himself super speed and instead gains a different superpower that no one has ever seen before. Eventual Spitfire
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 106,657 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis
Harry Tano by TheBeardedOne reviews
After resigning from the Jedi Order, Ahsoka didn't expect to find herself sent to a new world, especially a world where a young boy needed her help... (Epilogue 1 links to Knave Squadron.)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 136,800 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Ahsoka T., Harry P. - Complete
Unexpected Expecting by Tatiana K reviews
Izabelle is pregnant and she and Hank face the usual and less usual joys and stresses of this. But a dark mystery begins to unfold around the baby and the plans of a mysterious mutant group, the Morlocks. Plans in which Izabelle and Hank are only pawns. Finished!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,730 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Dr. H. McCoy/Beast/Hank, OC
The Herbalist by Massa reviews
Angela's past has been hidden from all until she decided to reveal all in her autobiography. Nothing more needs to be said, does it?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,979 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Angela
The Sherlock Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
Everyone knows that John Watson is a good doctor and enjoy having him around at the clinic. The only thing stopping him from being a truly great one is his odd tendency to run out of there at odd hours muttering something about Sherlock. Some of his coworkers try to figure out just what a 'Sherlock' is and if they need to call someone about it. Really, they're just concerned.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/15/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Where were you? by Native reviews
In the aftermath of what happened with the Phoenix Five, Cyclops has time, Steve Rogers has blame, and Scott Summers is wondering. [Crossover Ultimate X-Men/Avengers Vs X-Men]
Crossover - X-Men & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Scott S./Cyclops - Complete
Captive Rage by wolverette reviews
Wolverine never escaped from the Weapon X project and they've held him for the last fifteen years, as an assassin for hire. What will happen when they also get their hands on Jubilee? ... Rated M for extreme sexual content and violence.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,621 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Jubilee
We're all nuts here by Green Queen of Clubs reviews
Coulson didn't die. He didn't expect that. What he expected even less was to be reincarnated as a furry rodent.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Thought Naught by Haurvatat reviews
Charles is a slightly defective dementor who loves screwing with people in the name of science. Then Erik the murderer is sent to Azkaban, and it only gets weirder from there, really. X-Men: First Class crossover with HP. What am I doing with my life? AU. Fluff. T for language and very brief mentions of violence.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Charles X./Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
The Problem with Sign Names by rumandmoney reviews
Why John moved in with a deaf mad man whom he couldn't communicate with, he didn't know. Still, what was life without a challenge? Deaf!Sherlock. AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,549 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Mutatis Mutandis by Artemis's Liege reviews
Forced to attend Xavier's Academy, Anna Marie decides she might as well accept Ms. Marvel's abilities for her own, but she gets distracted. Just who exactly is this "Kitty Pryde"?
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,522 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Anna Marie/Rogue, Katherine P./Shadowcat
Coulson is a Father by fakeasain56 reviews
Coulson has plenty of experience in the field of dealing with obnoxious, misbehaving children. Compared to being the parent of one six-year-old Calvin Coulson, taking care of the crazy bunch known as the Avengers is an utter doddle. If only home life was so easy.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Calvin, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Snakes by ProxyPromethea reviews
Prompt: "Avengers Assemble Because Loki's Meeting His Son's Girlfriend. . . Nessie the Loch Ness Monster" ; Crack fill. Only pairing is Nessie/Jörmungandr Loki's giant sea serpent son in Norse mythology
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Loki, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Why Me? by Rui reviews
sequel to Lucky Me:: Kerry's misadventures continues in a world where everything has changed...Scott is with Emma, 90% of the mutants are depowered and they now live in San Fran!
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,742 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010
Female of the Species by Bella The Strange reviews
The TARDIS decides she has enough fuel for one more little trip before insisting on taking the Doctor and Martha to Cardiff for a pit-stop. That one little change will affect so much. Female!Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 178,718 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
In the Eye of the Storm by wolverine6claws reviews
Storm and the X-Men try to help Logan through the trauma he's suffered in the hands of Weapon X, again. The X-Men find themselves having to take down the traumatized Wolverine, and Hank comes face to face with the terrified man 'behind the masks'.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Ororo M./Storm
Forget Me Not by Tatiana K reviews
Izabelle's mutation makes everyone to forget she exists. Will her mutation destroy her relationship with Hank? And how can she hope to save him from a MRD brainwash when all others have forgotten her? Hank/OC FINISHED!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,410 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Dr. H. McCoy/Beast/Hank - Complete
The Danse Macabre only it weren't by P'tfami reviews
A conversation between Death and Sherlock on the roof of St Bart's before you know what. Inspired by the post 'Reichenbach' angst all around and decided to give dark humour a chance. Its great to be back.
Crossover - Discworld & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Death, Sherlock H. - Complete
Prince Of Wolves by fantasylover53 reviews
Chapter 23: Charles enters James's mind to find the source of his mysterious illness, but what he finds threatens to put James's very mental state on the verge of breaking apart. AU RoLo
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,792 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Logan/Wolverine, Storm
Doubts by Jeanniebird reviews
One of the longest and best friendships is the one between Kurt Wagner and the man known as Logan. There is so much which connects the dissimilar dou. A little oneshot about this extraordinary friendship. Please R&R!
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Kurt W./Nightcrawler - Complete
Really Far Ahead by JenniferJF reviews
Warning: Crack!Fic. Though my beta mentioned it is a bit close to the truth for that... Also, spoilers through The Wedding of River Song. Because the question must still be asked... 11/River and Amy/Rory through inference.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
All That You Are by Toasterman reviews
Why is Wolverine an Avenger? It's a question that nags us all, including Logan. These are his thoughts on the matter, set against the backdrop of Ultron attacking the Tower.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Wolverine/James H., Thor - Complete
The Box Settles The Score by MayFairy reviews
Over the centuries, the TARDIS has been subject to some serious abuse from a certain evil Time Lord. Now in a human body, she and the Eleventh Doctor arrive on the Valiant so that she can deliver some payback in the form of slapping him across the face.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2011 - TARDIS, The Master - Complete
Orbis Non Sufficit by lalunaticscribe reviews
A spin-off of the Battle Butler, involving several jokes about Bond, ninja turtles and the Roundworld equivalent of Vetinari. MajorCRACK! designed to be laughed at. The joke's on Moriarty now. The world is not enough for John Watson to change sides. LLS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/21/2011 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Warning Retired XMan series by wolverine6claws reviews
Something totally different and just for fun. RoLo
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Ororo M./Storm, James H./Wolverine/Logan
Retainer by lalunaticscribe reviews
Sequel to Battle Butler. What happens when Watson gets fed up with Moriarty's assassins and finally takes things into his own hands. It's always the unassuming ones that are the most dangerous. EPIC! and MINORCRACK! induced.Moran is one of them. LOL.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
The Doctor's Trial by Cat 2 reviews
Weapon X is on Trial, and the surivors have to testify against their tormentors. Warning will contain scenes of physical and mental toture but not in the first couple of chapters, but you have to review to get past them .
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,265 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 6/4/2008
Battle Butler by lalunaticscribe reviews
Cont. from Batman. There is a very good reason why hit-men stay the hell away from Baker Street. The number one reason is not due to Sherlock Holmes, but the Battle Butler behind him. EPIC! and MINORCRACK! induced.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/12/2011 - John W. - Complete
In Your Memory by Semyr reviews
When he wakes up and tries to remember why he's in the hospital, he can't. There's a man – obviously a doctor – standing at the foot of his bed, so he stares at him and tries to understand. Truths, however, aren't always that easy to deduce.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/26/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Batman by lalunaticscribe reviews
Not that one! An old tradition of the British Army: espionage. An older tradition? The Battle Butler. To live with Sherlock Holmes, it is almost necessary to possess the necessary skill to survive every crazy situation. CRACK. Humor. Might have a sequel
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/25/2011 - John W. - Complete
Spitting Cobra by Sylverlin
Yet another with-the-clones thing, inspired by an actual artillery battery operating in Afghanistan. An experiment in fictional war reporting. Ain't much in here so far. Rated T, because it will probably earn that rating at some point.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2010
Seven seconds by kaktusic reviews
After X-Force #26. Probably after the entire Second Coming. When our friends leave us forever, people console themselves in saddest of ways...Spoilers! Also, strong language.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2010 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Kurt W./Nightcrawler - Complete
Aggressive Negotiations by Lisse reviews
Five times Prince Luke Organa's diplomatic powers failed him. AU, obviously.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Luke S. - Complete
End of Innocence by girlwithoutfear reviews
Sequel to "Accidental Hero". Picks up right after Matt Murdock comes home from the hospital after the accident that blinded him. How will he adapt to the changes in his life, and when will he realize that he is anything but a "normal" blind person?
Daredevil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,893 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009
Accidental Hero by girlwithoutfear reviews
Daredevil fic. Some say heroes are born. Sometimes, an event happens in a life to change destiny dramatically. What happened in the hospital after Matt Murdock was struck by the toxic waste that destroyed his sight? Rated T for language.
Daredevil - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,659 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Goddess Scorned by StormLover reviews
Storm thought she had finally won the heart of the man she loves only to find that he is still in love with another. Will Ororo find love in the arms of another? Or will she be destined to be alone? 2nd Posting. COMPLETE! Please R & R!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,180 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 3/27/2006 - [James H./Wolverine/Logan, Ororo M./Storm] - Complete
Inversion by Lisse reviews
AU crackfic. "I'm Leia Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you."
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Luke S., Leia O. - Complete
Now That It's Over by Naladot reviews
For one moment, the fate of China rested in the hands of Li Shang. He chose wrong. Short Oneshot.
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Dear Santa by WolvieFanSpell reviews
The Xmen's letters to Santa. That says it all. Caution: may be funny
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete
Reflections by Atarah Derek reviews
I was playing around with the words to Mulan's song one evening, and I changed them to what they might say if a Christian were perhaps asking God's forgiveness for a mistake she's made. I like it.
Mulan - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Lucky Me by Rui reviews
Original character. Told from character's POV. It's not all roses and jokes when you get 'recruited' to the X mansion, any one who tells you other wise should be shot.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 108 - Words: 381,407 - Reviews: 2054 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/14/2005 - Published: 4/22/2001 - OC, Scott S./Cyclops, Robert D./Iceman - Complete
09 Oh Rats! by Cougarcreed
Griffin saves a new friend, but has to keep her a secret.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2004
Wolverine's Broad Trouble by Apteryx reviews
Logan has woman troubles - but of an unexpected kind. Includes an OC who is in no way a romantic interest for Logan! (Poor Logan - read and see!) COMPLETE (Ignore FFnet chapter count below) Please Read & Review.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,381 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2003 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Complete
Conversations and Beers by hummergrey reviews
Logan confronts Kurt on religion openly and frankly. 2 chapters posted.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2002 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Kurt W./Nightcrawler - Complete
Honey I Shrunk the Wolverine by WolvieGal reviews
this is a cooperative effort by myself, TygerTiger, Slyphia, Dazzler, Loki, Adam Safran, Admiral, snick, HuskPG, Agent 51 and others
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,894 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2001 - Published: 6/3/2001
A Confession by Alara Rogers reviews
In an alternate universe, Charles Xavier makes a disturbing confession.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2001 - Charles X./Professor X, Kurt W./Nightcrawler - Complete
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Memories reviews
The woman sat motionless, gazing into the infinite depths of the water below. She had failed. Reaching out, a single finger touched the smooth surface, spreading ripples across the glassy pool. When the waters had settled, an image had appeared on it. A little girl, scared, alone. When the finger touched the water again, the image did not distort, but began to move. OC story.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 289 - Words: 481,638 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 7/1/2011 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, OC
Memoria
In the face of tragedy, the most important thing is to remember. A memorial to the victims of an attack close to my heart, the Pan-Am 103 Lockerbie bombing.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Published: 12/20/2013
More Than Just A Kiss reviews
Sometimes the smallest thing can change a life. One moment, and a world can change for ever. Even the best laid plans can fail and the repercussions can be terrible... Or wonderful. A second chance for two people who've had far too many chances. Maybe that's the way it's supposed to be... Just A Kiss AU sequel. Memories tie-in
Crossover - X-Men & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 52,351 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Captain America/Steve R.
Mutant Mansion reviews
Two normal people, swept into the X-Men universe. A battle of wills and friendships broken. Two people. Two sides. One catastrophe. No escape. Collab with wolfsbane7385.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 84,729 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011
1000 Firsts reviews
Every reality is different. Every decision is always made in a thousand other worlds. Some have the gift to see those worlds. Fifty firsts in twenty different relationships, all involving the same two people. Memories tie-in. Logan/OC.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,584 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 2/29/2012 - James H./Wolverine/Logan
Lux Vitae reviews
A light flooding my mind. So bright, so warm, so tender… I feel the infant Broodling inside me grow and develop. His mind is…not like the others. Maybe I have tainted him. Maybe I have saved him. Maybe he is just different. Like I am. I dreamed of seeing the stars. Maybe he can dream of that too, instead of just killing. Or the story of Broo Oneshot
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Broo - Complete
Little Demon Plants reviews
The X-Men through the eyes of a child. Five-year-old Cat is the daughter of two X-Men, Nightcrawler and Thistle. As she relates her life as a mutant in a world she doesn't understand, with parents doing a job she doesn't comprehend; Cat somehow manages to see things a lot clearer than most adults. Cells sequel. On hold.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler
Just A Kiss
It was just a kiss. One kiss on a battlefield and lives are changed. Two symbols who would never be able to be together, because one was doomed to die, the other to lose almost everything that he knew. A look at exactly what happened in Poland in 1944 between Cap and Shadow. Memories tie-in. R&R
Crossover - X-Men & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,916 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Catalyst reviews
People said that Sherlock Holmes was a great man, and that he might one day be a good one. People later said that John Watson was the catalyst for that change. But that isn't true. A 221B fic.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Doomed to Die
A Padawan's final moments in the Jedi Temple during Order 66 and her feelings as she goes to her death. K plus for character death.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
Cells reviews
Under the microscope, lines can be blurred. I don't own the X-Men.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 29,078 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Complete
Cat Lover reviews
Someone's been feeding that stray cats and it's up to Cyclops to find out who it is! Oneshot
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Scott S./Cyclops
Rain reviews
Sometimes death isn't the worst thing that can happen to you. A casualty of the Battle of Hogwarts remembers the night that destroyed her life. And the pain that came with it. Love hurts. But promises must be kept.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Rolf S., OC - Complete