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Author has written 13 stories for X-Men, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Sherlock, Captain America, and Avengers.
I'm Scottish and I will probably insist on using British spellings in my fics. This also means that my sense of humour is very... well, a sense of humour, not humor. Sarcastic, with a love of satire and a special place in my heart for Monty Python.
I read a lot of stuff from Marvel comics, especially classic X-Men, and mostly fiction. I like Isaac Asimov and believe in his approach to sci-fi -the science should be accurate, or at least plausible. HG2G is a favourite as well. I have been known to cry when reading (but not with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows for some weird reason).
I won't write swearing as I'm a non-denominational Christian. Also $%#@ can be so much more expressive and you get to insert your own rude words of choice.
My deviantART account is just up. See for images of Tora, Etana, Poison and Panthera. suma-99.deviantart.com
IMPORTANT NOTICE I am one of the many (there should be more) people that have IAOWHXMD or I Am Obsessed with X-Men Disorder. Some of the symptoms may include, but do not limit to: blocking out the world when reading X-Men comics, reading X-Men comics over and over again and noticing new fantastic things each time, wishing the Xavier Institute was real, thinking that at least one character from X-Men is asexy* (Kurt), comparing everything to X-Men or quotes by the characters there in and making your own fantasy life with the X-Men. If you think you have this disease copy this onto your profile. We don't want to be cured. Support this disease in its uprise to overpower the brains of people and make their lives so much better...
Asexy- Attractive in someway other than sexual.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with the X-Men who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
A life is a life
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FRIENDS: Never see you cry.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
To reach out to another;
To expose feelings;
To place your ideas and dreams before the crowd;
But risks must be taken;
The person who risks nothing;
He may avoid suffering and sorrow;
Chained by his certitude;
Only the person who risks is truly free.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MUM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Or did in school, anyway.)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (Just not interested)
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (No, just not interested)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. (With a mental age of 33? I don’t think so…)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. (Anyone heard of Terry Gillam? As in the American Python? It was Chapman, not Gillam who was gay.)
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy. (True, but oh well…)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt. (They're called kilts and they itch like crazy)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (I prefer the term ‘Peopleist’. As in all people should be treated totally equally)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree-hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cybersex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I'm sorry, I don't think spending millions on the Olympics when we're in a recession is good planning. Spend the money on creating new permanent jobs, not ones that'll be over after the summer)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (Check aforementioned mental age.)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Well, they're still arguing that one out.)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (See previous, NOT INTERESTED)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (No. Pyromanic, maybe…)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
When you have eight feet of homework, it's time to write a hundred page epic.
"If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying "End-Of-The-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH" the paint wouldn't even have time to dry" Terry Pratchett-Thief of Time
When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask, "Are you sleeping?". No, I'm training to die!
Some people blame our generation but do they ever stop to think who raised us?
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, put this in your bio.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile
Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.
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If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
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X-Men Personality Test
I am Beast (surprise surprise) I suppose the percentage is how close I am to them personality wise.
Should I be worried about this?
Star Wars Personality Test
Write Down Ten Random Characters.
1. Skulduggery Pleasant
Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?
Chewbaca invites Saphira and Sherlock to dinner at Chewie’s house. Sherlock doesn’t turn up because he’s an antisocial higher-functioning sociopath (not a psychopath!) and Saphira gets stuck in the door, drinks too much alcohol (about eight barrels) and starts a planet-wide forest fire that results in all Chewie’s fur being burned off.
You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?
I need to stay at a house for a night. Do I choose Alex Rider’s or Skulduggery Pleasant’s? Alex’s. Duh. Skulduggery’s place is fitted out for a skeleton who doesn’t need to sleep and it’s a lot more likely to be blown up with creepy magic, attacked by crazed zombies or Sanctuary agents.
Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?
The Doctor walks in on Wolverine and Mulan making out and makes some smart alec remark that results in him running off to avoid being a) turned into a shish-kebab and being made to regenerate and b) stabbed by the crazed-chick with the fireworks, dragon voiced by Eddie Murphy and a big sword and being forced to regenerate.
Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
Saphira falls in love with Alex. Sherlock is jealous. Firstly, this wouldn't happen as Sherlock views love as a weakness. Secondly, Sherlock points out all the reasons Saphira and Alex's cross-species relationship won't work. Saphira flames him and Alex attempts to knock him out with his Chamber of Secrets tranquilliser dart thing.
Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?
Chewbacca jumps on me in a dark alleyway because he blames me for being bald. Does Wolverine, The Doctor or Mulan save me? Er… Wolverine turns up and starts fighting Chewie and the Doctor offers him a lift back to Kashyyyk, as well as quick hair grow.
One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?
Skulduggery Pleasant decides to start a cookery show. Fifteen minutes later the world has been invaded by Faceless Ones, Lord Vile is close to making an appearance and Remy is yelling at Skulduggery about how real chefs cook only no one understands Rat (Except the Doctor, but he's busy fighting Faceless Ones).
Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?
Saphira has to marry Sherlock, Artemis or Chewbacca. Who does she choose? Er…probably Sherlock, because Artemis is something like 15 and Chewie’s already married. Also, Sherlock couldn’t care less about being married and the whole, ‘Whoa, she’s ten times bigger than he is’ doesn’t matter. And all she'd have to do was allow him to do a few experiments on her... On second thoughts...
Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Mulan kidnaps Wolverine and demands Remy organises a rat infestation of the Matchmaker’s house the day Mulan is due to go.
Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?
Everyone gangs up on Saphira. Does she stand a chance? Let’s think… An intelligent, magic-wielding, incredibly strong, twenty-foot long fire-breathing dragon with armoured scales and the ability to turn sandstone into diamond if she really, really wants to versus a magic-wielding undead detective, a five-foot-three beserker feral with unbreakable claws, a Wookiee who can rip peoples arms off, a rat with an incredible sense of smell, a teenage spy, a female warrior who single-handily defeated an army, a sociopathic consultant detective, a boy-genius/criminal-mastermind, and a time-travelling genius alien. Tough call, but I think Saphira would win. Just.
Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?
Everyone is invited to Wolverine and Mulan’s wedding except Sherlock. How does he react? He doesn’t care. Like I said earlier, he’s an antisocial higher-functioning sociopath!
Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Why is Alex afraid of Mulan? It may be the fact she set fire to the Matchmaker, stole her dad’s sword and armour, dressed as a man for over an month and wasn’t detected, went from the weedy, useless kid to a top fighter, destroyed an army with a single cannon, broke into the Imperial Palace, disarmed the bad guy with a fan then blew him up with a mega firework, or it could just be the fact that she’s a really hot older girl and Alex is a fourteen-year-old boy.
Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late?
Artemis is late for Wolvie and Mulan’s wedding. Why? And how do Wolvie and Mulan react? He was in Haven being yelled at for almost destroying the world (again), almost revealing the fairy race (again) and kissing Captain Holly Short (again). Wolverine tells him he couldn’t care less and Mulan rings Holly and they plot to make little Artie’s life misery.
Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Remy and Artemis get drunk and end up at my house. Remy ends up proposing to my pet rat and Artemis starts spouting out all sorts of smart gibberish that doesn’t make sense because he’s drunk, but if it did, it would revolutionise the world. I ring Artemis’s mother and tell him her son is drunk. She sends Butler round to take him home and to yell at him all the way to Dublin.
Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?
Artemis murders Skulduggery. Wolverine tracks him down, and has a epic battle with Butler before Skul turns up a little the worse for wear but pointing out he’s already dead. Wolverine lets Artie go and plans a rematch with Butler at some point. Just for fun.
Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?
Skulduggery and Alex are in mortal danger. Alex tells Skul that he should go and Alex will fight the thing (Probably a monster that feeds of magic with tentacles knowing Skulduggery Pleasant, or maybe Darquesse) Skulduggery rings Fletcher and gets him to teleport them both out of mortal peril.
Eight and Three go camping, but they forget food. What do they do?
Sherlock and Saphira go camping and forget food. Saphira goes off and hunts deer. Sherlock doesn't notice. Eating's overrated!
Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?
Remy’s in a car accident and is critically injured. Artemis rings Holly and asks her to heal Remy for him. She does and Remy's lifespan ends up about three times the natural life expectancy of a wild Rattus Norvegicus
The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?
Living happily ever after with three kids, spending their days practising martial arts in the back garden. When Sabretooth turns up, Mulan blows him up with a huge firework.
Fancy Dress Costume Ideas
Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
As soon as you arrive, hide in a secluded place and remain perfectly still. If anybody sees you, run really fast in a random direction.
The Pauli Exculsion Principle (requires two peope)
Dress in identical outfits and refuse to be in the same room as one another. If circumstances force you to be close together, one of you must stand on your head.
Wear an ordinary cat costume but when you get to the party, go hide in a closet. When somebody opens the door to check on you, flip a coin, and if it comes up heads, pretend to be dead.
Stand in a narrow hallway and impede the motion of anyone who tries to get past you.
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