Thaddeus MacChuzzlewit
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Author has written 25 stories for Hogan's Heroes, Sherlock, Psych, NCIS: Los Angeles, Star Trek: 2009, StarTrek: The Original Series, Forever, Man From U.N.C.L.E., Avengers, Timeless, and NCIS.

Behold! A new hat for Thaddeus' Five Year Fanfic-iversary!

Thaddeus MacChuzzlewit was born at a young age sometime after the year 1903 and before 2029. He currently lives not within walking distance of the Western coast and plans to stay there. A person of diverse taste, Thaddeus is passionate about his collection of empty shoe boxes.

Among his acquaintances Thaddeus is well known, having forever made an indelible mark on the world, mostly through the use of his tap shoes on pieces of less than durable flooring.

In his spare time Thaddeus enjoys recreation. He is generally indifferent to sunsets, and prefers walking for any length of time on grass as opposed to beaches, although he also finds walking on cobblestone to be enjoyable on occasion.

Recently, Thaddeus was pleased to discover that when kicked at a certain angle, the television does receive more than three channels. In an attempt to process his enthusiasm for the quality programs he now enjoys, Thaddeus sometimes enjoys pointlessly converting these back into his favourite medium. Thus: fanfiction.

Note: Please be advised that this profile may contain inaccuracies and attempts at misinformation.


Further Potentially Relevant Information: Each of these stories stands on their own, featuring a slightly different variation of the characters you know and do (or do not) love.

The exception to this rule is the Hogan's Heroes stories, which all take place in a specific 'universe'. They were not written to be read in any particular order, but for your elucidation (and to prevent Thaddeus from writing himself into a corner) a timeline is provided below.


1942

- Black Forest Cakewalk

- The Mad Hatter of Stalag 13

- Three Small Words

1943

- Let's Play Fill in the Blanks

- If a Clod be Washed Away

- Nine Reasons to Live

1944

- Love and Hypothermia

- Up the Ladder, Away You Go

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The Asparagus Plot by dust on the wind reviews
Gardening can be quite rewarding... Written for the 2017 Short Story Speedwriting Challenge
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2017 - L. LeBeau, H. Schultz - Complete
Shakespeare Writes Crittendon's Commandos by San Antonio Rose reviews
Attend the tale, ye gentles; ye shall hear / Anon of a most comical attempt / Exchange of martial leaders, wounded sore, / To force 'twixt Germany and England, and / Though failing, yet the end and aim achieve / Our Hogan and his Heroes through mischief. (Inspired by "Shakespeare Writes 'The Crittendon Plan'" by OboeCrazy; won 3 Papa Bear Awards, incl. Best Story of 2017 [tie]!)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Complete
Never Anger Your Mechanic by willwrite4fics reviews
When someone is working on your vehicle, you probably shouldn't make many demands. Especially when there's a war on. Especially when they're the enemy. And most especially when one is Newkirk. Entry for the Short Story Speedwriting Challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2016 - A. Carter, P. Newkirk, H. Schultz - Complete
Its Raining Its Pouring by willwrite4fics reviews
and everyone is hating it. And certain people are bored. Entry to the Short Story Speed Writing Challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2016 - A. Carter, J. Kinchloe, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Prove it to me by scrub456 reviews
John says Sherlock won't like him when he's truly angry. Sherlock sets out to test the theory. (Set very early in the friendship.)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/24/2016 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Well, That Escalated Quickly by Danzinora Switch reviews
Please, Lord, just let things go right for once. It was just supposed to be a simple exchange.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2016 - R. Hogan, W. Klink - Complete
Triskaidekaphobia by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
Barnes, Davis and the boys of Barracks 13 deal with a terrifying situation.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Complete
The Grimm Grimmoire by LittleBounce reviews
What went into Sean Renard's college report? What does a Grimm's mid-life crisis look like? How thick is Monroe's file of Nick-Accidents? How well does a Grimm adapt to modern technology? How do you prank a Grimm/Blutbad/Lowen? A series of VERY, VERY SILLY one-shots showing the outside edges of the lives of our favourite Grimm characters... past, present and future...
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,122 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 11/27/2012
Negotiation is a fine art by beamirang reviews
Jim Kirk is the worst hostage ever.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 155 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Complete
14 Bagel Thursday by Ezra Cross reviews
A mission to reclaim some of Tony' tech in Egypt doesn't go as planned. Clint must choose: be scarred for life, or die beside Tony and Steve. To him, the decision is a no brainer. With the help of Banner, Clint must come to terms with this new handicap as they try to find a cure before the others find out. SHIELD doesn't carry damaged goods, so how can he cope as a deaf assassin?
Crossover - Avengers & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,394 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - [Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.] Hulk/Bruce B., P. Coulson - Complete
The Great Paintball War of 2013 by Sub-Zero MKA reviews
In war, there are always casualties. Paintball is no different. When the Avengers have a paintball war, they take it very, very seriously.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,677 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Avengers vs Sharknado by GirHugs reviews
SHIELD's 'Sharknado' contingency plan is to let Agent Coulson neutralize it. (Crack fic, put genre as sci-fi...because 'Sharknado' was on SyFy channel *shrugs*, this is seriously just ridiculous).
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Agent Phil Coulson, Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Ain't Nobody Messing with My Clique by Ultra-Geek reviews
No one is allowed to insult Spock but McCoy, damn it. Them's the rules.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Kidnapped! A Comedy by scuttlesworth reviews
Poor kidnappers. Kidnapping John Watson is like pulling on a thread tied to all sorts of crazy. It's enough to make a bloke get a job and go straight.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - John W. - Complete
Bound by Alpha Flyer reviews
Hawkeye and Black Widow awaken from a drugged sleep, handcuffed together. Not the best way to start the day when you have trust issues.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Parley by peanutbutterer reviews
"I'm sorry, but there's just no way ninjas are better than pirates."
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
The Fundraiser by LittleBounce reviews
Nick has chosen the wrong day to be sick. Rosalee's been busting a gut to get enough money to build the wesen wellness centre, and there's no way Monroe's going to let the star attraction flake out on them...
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,593 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Nick B., Monroe - Complete
Macaroni and Glue by scio scribe reviews
Mike wants to get Harvey the perfect birthday present. It probably wouldn't even be hard if it weren't for Louis's mind games, Harvey's curiosity, a severe lack of coffee, and a head injury.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,295 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
An Unfortunate Victim of Circumstances by Belphegor reviews
Newkirk shot her, LeBeau is angry and possibly upset, Carter is kinda sad, Kinch is dumbfounded, and Hogan demands to know who "she" is.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Complete
Chasing Shadows by InkySpectacles reviews
Post-Reichenbach, NON-ANGSTY. Not much, at least. Moriarty tried to burn Sherlock's world; now he will know what it's like to burn. BAMF Sherlock and John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Never Again or why Sherlock always drives by grannysknitting reviews
a slight spoiler for ep2 season 2. Also, not angst - is that allowed? Also, crack!fic. Also a birthday pressie for Scopes. The title is the summary
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Time Signature by Niko reviews
E-mails between John and Mr. Sigerson. Post "The Reichenbach Fall".
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Fight Songs by Qweb reviews
Hawaii Five-0 filksongs. It's time for Christmas carols! Last Christmas song now posted.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Steve M., Danny W.
Ten and Two by kalyzio reviews
Harvey tries to teach Mike how to drive. Cue the inadvertent inappropriate advice, frayed tempers, carbon monoxide warnings, hidden fears, and far too many Star Trek references. Fluff with a dose of H/C.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,323 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Riddles and Rhymes by KLMeri reviews
Everybody is bored. McCoy speaks in riddles. Spock gets confused.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2011 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Alien Abduction Blues by Silver Pard reviews
Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 95 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
A House is not a Home by selenityshiroi reviews
This is a prompt fill from the LJ Fic Meme. John and Sherlock got a flat share because they needed to split the rent. But when John comes into money, people wonder 'why hasn't he found a place of his own' The actual prompt is inside the story
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,190 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/24/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Obstructed Views by Detour reviews
Gibbs sees an opportunity to improve Director Vance's opinion of DiNozzo. Will Vance give him a fighting chance? Will DiNozzo behave? Seems unlikely, doesn't it? A new development finds Gibbs in danger...what's a DiNozzo to do?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,561 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Interrogation by waterbringer reviews
After a murder occurs, Tony is put in charge of questioning Shawn. It does not go well. Written for midnight malaga.
Crossover - NCIS & Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Tony D., Shawn S. - Complete
A Promise of Heaven by TheMacUnleashed reviews
Her hair, black as ravens' wings. Her eyes, like swirling twilight. Her midi-chlorian count, 20,000. Her Master, Obi-Wan "perpetual headache" Kenobi. Her name? Rhiannon Moonfire... Mary-Sue parody fic.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,738 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Points by LithiumDoll reviews
Hetty is a rose by any other name , Sam is trying to work, Kensi can be deadly with that fork and Callen should probably switch to de-caff. Maybe get a new hobby.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/8/2009 - G. Callen, S. Hanna - Complete
Sibling Rivalry by Mokibobolink reviews
Tony & McGee have been fighting for weeks and finally Gibbs has enough. Sending them off on an assignment together seems like a good idea until they both go missing. Now they'll have to work it out to survive. Hurt!Tony/Hurt!McGee/PapaGibbs - Not Slash
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,945 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Technological Karma by Craic agus Ceol reviews
A Ben and Riley "How They Met" story involving a rainstorm, Star Wars references, and a broken computer. Slightly AU, for no cubicles are involved. Also contains a little h/c, because I can't keep it away.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,254 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
The James T Kirk Touch by schweinsty reviews
Jim, McCoy knew, was making up for not having been hugged enough as a child. Resistance was futile.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/25/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Locked Box by Blynneda reviews
Spock and McCoy have their own little adventure, involving danger and a lot of banter, not necessarily in that order. COMPLETE
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,330 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/16/2003 - Published: 11/18/2002 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
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Three Small Words reviews
For all that he can slap on accents and switch between languages at will, Newkirk is a lousy communicator. It would help if he even understood what he was trying to say, but he doesn't. Not really.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28 - A. Carter, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Black Forest Cakewalk reviews
They told him the French would be rude and the English cold. Now that he knows them, Olsen kind of wishes that was true. It would be better than overdramatic and down-right crazy.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2017 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk, Olsen - Complete
There's Something Wrong With You reviews
Everyone in life carries around a certain amount of baggage. Some are allotted their first piece while they're still very young, some a little older.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/2/2017 - Published: 9/7/2011
To Rid of Whatever is Impure or Undesirable reviews
Spock makes the decision to pursue the Vulcan discipline of Kolinahr. Leonard McCoy is profoundly hurt by the implications of his friend's choice.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2017 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Up the Ladder, Away You Go reviews
The first time. The last time. Newkirk's thoughts on 'Cuisine à la Stalag 13'.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/29/2017 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
From This Point Onwards reviews
Lucy feels overheated, fever-hot with the warm blood soaked through her jeans and her sweater. "He was a loose end." She looks up at Cahill, and suddenly she understands. This is where it changes. This is the Lucy that writes the journal.
Timeless - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/21/2016 - G. Flynn, Lucy P., Rufus C., Wyatt L. - Complete
Nine Reasons to Live reviews
Newkirk claimed to have nine siblings. Like most aspects of his life, it was half truth, half lie. LeBeau has the span of one mission gone terribly wrong, to pry the whole story from his friend. It just might be the only way they'll survive the night.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,848 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2016 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
The Last Person to Get Rained On reviews
Clint Barton and Tony Stark were not exactly blessed in the height department. Bruce Banner was just plain short. What really mattered was that the Hulk was huge, Iron Man was well over six foot, and Hawkeye was... still short. But sometimes that was a good thing.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,498 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/1/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
The Harder They Fall reviews
Illya blinked in confusion. "Gaby?" She pried the phone from his cold fingers. He couldn't stop her. She dropped it to the pavement between them and brought down her heel, hard. The screen splintered, and with the next two stomps it was reduced to shattered plastic. "Sorry." Her voice was toneless. "That would sort of ruin everything if you called for help." Modern AU
Man From U.N.C.L.E. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,229 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/3/2016 - Published: 4/27/2016 - Illya K., Napoleon S., Gaby T.
If a Clod Be Washed Away reviews
What do you say, when there are no words?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2016 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Hanson Has a Bad Bad Day reviews
"What's this, a diaper bag?" If you borrow Detective Martinez's Medical Examiner, be aware that he comes with accessories. A duffel bag, a stern lecture, and a letter. The confidentiality agreement is implied.
Forever - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/3/2016 - Henry M., Hanson - Complete
I Saw You First reviews
Their first meeting didn't last more than ten minutes in total. He never even knew she was there. But Hetty saw something special. She was going to remember that scruffy blond cop with the earnest eyes.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2016 - Hetty L., M. Deeks - Complete
Love and Hypothermia reviews
"We're going to pretend this never 'appened. Nope. Sorry, Guv. I've got no idea where my shirt went. A well? What well? And if you say one word, LeBeau, about 'golden curls, gleaming in the moonlight,' I will punch you in the nose."
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2016 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
What Was Left After the Thaw reviews
He is alone in the world right now. There is no one to miss him when he doesn't come home. He dies by the side of the road, growing slowly colder as he lies in the snow, staring at the frozen lake in the distance, wondering if there will be anything left of his mind in the spring.
Forever - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2016 - Henry M. - Complete
Let's Play Fill in the Blanks reviews
Just because you dress like a Nazi, speak like a Nazi, feel like a Nazi and hang out with Nazis, doesn't mean you must be one. You might just be a missing, amnesiac POW in disguise.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,365 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 3/23/2012 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Sucker for a Hard Luck Case reviews
It was an unspoken rule that no one had even thought about until Deeks arrived. Really, it was just common sense, but apparently Marty Deeks needed it spelled out.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - M. Deeks
Bourbon Across the Ages reviews
Two ex-fathers with attitude problems share a spiked cuppa Joe. Life, death and crossword puzzles are contemplated.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2013 - L. McCoy, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Dog, the Fence, and the Superhero reviews
Wherein Callen regains a happy childhood memory, Deeks' taste in decor is less than appreciated, and Captain America saves the day! Some of the cheapest trinkets are also the most priceless.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/28/2012 - G. Callen, M. Deeks - Complete
Touch Alignment reviews
McCoy needs help. Sometimes we forget that touch is a basic human need.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Bone of Contention reviews
McCoy was the reason Kirk survived Starfleet Academy. Kirk was the reason McCoy couldn't shave his head without getting horrified looks.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/23/2012 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Waiting's Even Worse reviews
When you ask him, "Is John still alive?", and he just shrugs like it doesn't really matter, you realize: without John, there is no Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Are We Bonding or Something? reviews
Sam didn't know whether to shoot Deeks, or feel flattered that he had even asked. What did the cop think he was? A role model for hire?
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/4/2012 - S. Hanna, M. Deeks
If I Were You and You Were Me reviews
For every 100 times Shawn left Gus holding the cheque, stole his belongings and abandoned him to angry clients, he did one incredibly stupid good thing in the name of their friendship.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
Dine and Dash From Sherlock reviews
Sherlock had been warned against leaving human body parts around the flat, but even John had never threatened this.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Mad Hatter of Stalag 13 reviews
Why? Because it made Lebeau happy, the Red Cross sure didn't send it, and what did Klink need with such a nice set of sheets anyways? Where did you think it came from?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk, H. Schultz - Complete
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