Behold! A new hat for Thaddeus' Five Year Fanfic-iversary!

Thaddeus MacChuzzlewit was born at a young age sometime after the year 1903 and before 2029. He currently lives not within walking distance of the Western coast and plans to stay there. A person of diverse taste, Thaddeus is passionate about his collection of empty shoe boxes.

Among his acquaintances Thaddeus is well known, having forever made an indelible mark on the world, mostly through the use of his tap shoes on pieces of less than durable flooring.

In his spare time Thaddeus enjoys recreation. He is generally indifferent to sunsets, and prefers walking for any length of time on grass as opposed to beaches, although he also finds walking on cobblestone to be enjoyable on occasion.

Recently, Thaddeus was pleased to discover that when kicked at a certain angle, the television does receive more than three channels. In an attempt to process his enthusiasm for the quality programs he now enjoys, Thaddeus sometimes enjoys pointlessly converting these back into his favourite medium. Thus: fanfiction.

Note: Please be advised that this profile may contain inaccuracies and attempts at misinformation.

Further Potentially Relevant Information: Each of these stories stands on their own, featuring a slightly different variation of the characters you know and do (or do not) love.

The exception to this rule is the Hogan's Heroes stories, which all take place in a specific 'universe'. They were not written to be read in any particular order, but for your elucidation (and to prevent Thaddeus from writing himself into a corner) a timeline is provided below.

1942

- Black Forest Cakewalk

- The Mad Hatter of Stalag 13

- Three Small Words

1943

- Let's Play Fill in the Blanks

- If a Clod be Washed Away

- Nine Reasons to Live

1944

- Love and Hypothermia

- Up the Ladder, Away You Go