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Author has written 2 stories for Vampire Diaries.

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Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods…

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm … something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Random things that are true:

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married or fictional characters in books or movies.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid a--.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!

Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress??

Never insult anyone by accident.

Humans only use about 1/10 of their brain power. With you, it could be less.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

Ask no questions and hear no lies.

Patience is not a virtue; it is a waste of time.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.


13 things PMS Stands for:

13. Pass My Shotgun
12. Psychotic Mood Swing
11. Perpetual Munching Spree
10. Puffy Mid-Section

9. People Make me Sick
8. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
6. Pimples May Surface
5. Purses, Men, Shoes

4. Pissy Mood Syndrome
3. Poor Men Suck
2. Pack My Stuff
1. Potential Murder Suspect

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Requiem For A Dream by Lapis Love reviews
Two brothers dead, twelve hybrids slain and by his own hand no less. Klaus wanted to get even and he was going to start by attacking the heart of his enemies...the witch. But of course leave it up to Bonnie Bennett to cancel out that plan with one of her own, and one he didn't see coming and one Klaus couldn't stop. And he didn't want it to stop either.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 170,292 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Bonnie B., Klaus - Complete
Secretary by Lapis Love reviews
Never get into bed with a politician. That's what they say. Its a messy business that could end up costing you your soul. He was the hottest commodity in the world and she was the one who got him to where he is, but can she walk away from the empire they're just beginning to build? AU story.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,510 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Bonnie B., Damon S.
Differences by Lapis Love reviews
She was found wandering a lonely highway in Pennsylvania by the person she liked the least harboring a secret that changes the course of their entire relationship. Bonnie Bennett doesn't want to be drawn to Damon Salvatore but sometimes fate can't be stopped. He has much to atone for not just with her but someone from his past. Will they each survive? Post S3/slightly AU.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 184,793 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Damon S., Bonnie B.
Adverse Effect by Farie Insignias reviews
A spell with all the right intentions goes awry. Will Bonnie be able to handle the consequences?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,408 - Reviews: 1804 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bonnie B., Damon S.
BLEED by E. A. Brown reviews
"Screw you, Klaus!" Bonnie hissed as she tried to wiggle free from his grasp. Tightening his hold, he whispered into her ear "That's an excellent idea, Witch. Screw me." Her eyes widened in horror! ... Klonnie with some Bamon.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 109,938 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Bonnie B., Klaus
30 Shades of Red by Lapis Love reviews
"He studied my body like it was a Grey's Anatomy textbook, and he always knew where to put his scalpel and make an incision." No this isn't a TVD/50 Shades crossover per se, but Bonnie discovering exactly what it is she wants from her ex-husband, Damon Salvatore. They found love, lost it, and now one of them is trying to get it back. AU/Supernatural. Give it a shot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 314,398 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 5/14/2013 - [Damon S., Bonnie B.] - Complete
The Devil's Own by gb1076 reviews
Damon Salvatore moves back to Mystic Falls and Bonnie Bennett's world will FOREVER be changed. AU Bamon fic...Enjoy!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,191 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Bonnie B., Damon S.
Don't Ask Don't Tell by Lapis Love reviews
It's back but with some changes! "I never thought this would happen to me, that I would begin to crave the one thing nature said I couldn't have, that I shouldn't want, but he's all I think about. What is a witch to do?" That was just one question Bonnie Bennett asked herself, and stared at the only vampire in the world who could supply the answer.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,711 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Damon S., Bonnie B.
Just Doing His Job Finally by lenetra reviews
Damon learns the real reason Bonnie can't get passed her hatred of him. Future fic. WARNING: contains elements of abuse and child molestation, please don't read if it makes you uncomfortable. One shot
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,468 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
The Switch by nicola de lenfent reviews
Bonnie casts a spell to teach Damon a lesson about the pain his victims feel, and it goes horribly wrong. Cover Art by Bonneibennett (dot tumblr dot com). I LOVE it! Please send her some love if you do, too :)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,377 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 6/5/2015 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Damon S., Bonnie B.
Mr Mystic Falls by Lapis Love reviews
Like love triangles, but what about squares or a pentagon? There are so many men and so little Bonnie, add in a little Damon, Stefan, Klaus and someone else and see what you get.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,173 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bonnie B.
And the lightnin' strikes by Risus Fortuna reviews
Bonnie Bennett never existed. She wakes up in a world where no one remembers her. And someone is after her.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 156,307 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Damon S., Bonnie B. - Complete
The Good Girl by Lapis Love reviews
The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist, so Bonnie finds it hard to believe a word that comes out of Damon Salvatore's mouth, and his mouth is always busy. Yet she learns quickly the meaning of keeping it in the family. AH/AU. Cover art made by Esmeralda312.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 152,588 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Damon S., Bonnie B.
Bloodshots by Farie Insignias reviews
A series of unconnecting one-shots and drabbles surrounding everyone's favourite vampire and witch.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,409 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Bonnie B., Damon S.
Divenire by Swamy reviews
Follow up to Dormiente. (first chapter unbetaed)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,394 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Bonnie B., Damon S.
Unraveled by Lapis Love reviews
She was a gift born under tragic circumstances that are now beginning to haunt her. 18 year old Bonnie Bennett always had the feeling something wasn't quite right about her parents; they were hiding something deep and dark from her. Secretly in love with 25 year old Damon Salvatore, will this be her best Christmas ever, or one to damage her more than she already is? AH/AU
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,075 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Damon S., Bonnie B. - Complete
Détente by jbezzy2easy reviews
Damon lost Elena, so now as promised he is leaving town, but could a kiss from our favorite witch change his mind? This is my first fanfic so please be gentle, I also don't have a beta so please excuse any grammatical errors. It's set after the Departed, but Elena doesn't change into a vampire. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters or any rights to the show, i'm just a fan.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,072 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Damon S., Bonnie B. - Complete
Back to Start by xthesebonesx reviews
With each hour, minute, and second, we are reminded that our lives can transform, at any given moment. Love can be found or saved, just as easily as it is destroyed or lost. We can begin a new start, or suffer from the bitter end, as punishment for our mistakes, or rewards for our bravery. But what do you do when the person you fell in love with doesn't even know who you are?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 154,559 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Damon S., Bonnie B.
Legends: Destiny by Lapis Love reviews
Day 1 Prompt of Klonnie Appreciation Week: Grinding on that Wood. Find out how a prophecy Klaus learns back in the 16th century comes to pass in the 21st involving his chosen consort Bonnie Bennett. Convincing her is the hard part, but seducing her is second nature. One-shot. Slight S3 canon/AU.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,023 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Bonnie B., Klaus - Complete
Things Left Unsaid by Lapis Love reviews
Written from Damon's POV his musings about Katherine's death and then a visitor who pops up uninvited to his bedroom to dispense words he never thought he'd hear in a million years. My take on what should have gone down during the 100th episode. Summary sucks but I think this is kind of awesome.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,276 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Damon S., Bonnie B. - Complete
Sweeter than Heaven, Hotter than Hell by xthesebonesx reviews
Set after 3x15- Elijah sets out to gain Bonnie's forgiveness, and she struggles to keep herself from falling for the enemy. But when Damon begins to realize his own feelings of jealousy, will he choose to control it, or embrace it? Damon/Bonnie/Elijah
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 121,387 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Bonnie B., Damon S., Elijah
Control by adelheid23 reviews
Originally posted on AO3. Takes place during 4x16. Klaus and Hayley never get very far. He finds release with a certain witch instead.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,643 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Bonnie B., Klaus
The Devil Within by xthesebonesx reviews
Damon is caught in the middle when it quickly becomes his duty to protect the innocence of the only thing that he has left. But what happens when he realizes that he's torn between the woman that he knows, and the darkness that has consumed her?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 133,987 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Damon S., Bonnie B.
Aficionado by Lapis Love reviews
A person who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about an activity, subject, or pastime. Such as learning in how many languages one can make the human body scream. Bonlijah one-shot, give it a shot. AU/AH. !THIS STORY IS COMPLETE!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Bonnie B., Elijah - Complete
Want by emily.down reviews
A rewrite of the Season 3 finale and Season 4 with Damon and Bonnie front-center. R&R.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 97,492 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/5/2012 - [Bonnie B., Damon S.]
Bewitched by nicola de lenfent reviews
A confused Klaus finds himself bewitched by a Bennett witch as Bonnie prepares to duel with the Original hybrid. As they plan to manipulate, use and kill each other, feelings evolve that neither is prepared for. Cover Art by Alla-Matta (dot tumblr dot com). I really love it so much! please send her some love if you like it, too!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 146,697 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Bonnie B., Klaus
2 For The Price of 1 by E. A. Brown reviews
"You really believe I slept with both of them? Why, because you did? You have no right to judge me, Elena! No, unlike you, I made a decision! I chose..."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,477 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Bonnie B., Damon S., Stefan S.
Sir by Lapis Love reviews
The world we live in doesn't always come in shades of black and white. When you're a worker of one of the oldest professions in the world, inhibitions are checked at the door, as well as your real identity. He had as many names as I did, but he only wanted me to call him by this one all night, Sir. AH/AU
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,854 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Bonnie B. - Complete
What Lies Beneath by Asher Monroe reviews
Be careful of what's under the surface. It just might pull you down with it. -Damon/Bonnie- -Series of Interconnecting One Shots- -Complete!-
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 370,393 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 11/27/2009 - [Damon S., Bonnie B.] - Complete
Variation on the Word Sleep by some kind of exquisite reviews
"I'm not okay, Lace. Not inside." "We all have a dark side, Danny." "Yeah, but I can feel mine creeping over the edges...threatening to consume me." Rated T for smut and coarse language.
Twisted - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,591 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Danny D., Lacey P.
The Miss Bennets Set Forth by SwordSwallower17 reviews
Mrs. Bennet, determined to see her last two daughters married, arranges a holiday in Bath. Will foolish Kitty avoid the temptations of the Georgian city? Will solemn Mary ever lift her head from her books? Will Mrs. Bennet's nerves survive the adventure? Something of a sequel to "Miss de Bourgh in Bath," though previous reading is unnecessary.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 236,047 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Kitty, Mary - Complete
Game On by anonymous1912 reviews
Fitz and Liv decide to play a little game. Who will win?
Scandal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,458 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Fitzgerald G./Fitz, Olivia P. - Complete
Think Twice by Lapis Love reviews
They were two sides of the same coin. Enemies that shared the same name, the same background, the same face. One had blue eyes. The other had black. Yet they both consumed the same woman. Cover art made by the talented Esmeralda312. !THIS STORY IS COMPLETE!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 58 - Words: 458,742 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Damon S., Bonnie B. - Complete
A Kiss Goodnight by Lapis Love reviews
Reloaded. It was movie night. One friend showed up and then moments later, a vampire with a notorious and voracious appetite arrived looking to turn Bonnie into dessert. He wanted to devour and she needed devouring. Re-live the love story of Ripper Stefan and Bonnie Bennett. !THIS STORY IS COMPLETE!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 241,432 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Stefan S., Bonnie B. - Complete
The Tutor by ChampagneTasteBeerMoney reviews
A Glee AU where Sam teaches Mercedes lessons in love. Spuckcedes triangle with a dash of Klaine. Disclaimer: I own no characters from Glee nor any songs used in this story.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,843 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Sam E., Mercedes J. - Complete
Imperfection by Kaywriter reviews
Love triangle between Bonnie, Stefan and Damon Salvatore. There are choices, descisions, mistakes, and regrets.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,591 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Bonnie B., Damon S.
We Found Love by UConfuseMe reviews
After her breakup with Damon, Bonnie finds herself falling into a dangerous relationship with Klaus. Klonnie with slight Bamon
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,946 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Bonnie B., Klaus
Don't Let Me Get Me by irishcookie reviews
Kol angers a witch. Bonnie tries to fix it. The result: Originals swapping bodies until her eyes go crossed. Main pairing: Klonnie but with hints of Kennett and Bonlijah. A hopefully humorous bit of fluff. Enjoy! COMPLETE
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Klaus, Bonnie B. - Complete
At Night I Watch You by Lapis Love reviews
Vampires were methodical creatures with obsessive qualities. Damon Salvatore wasn't immune to those particular traits nor was he immune to falling under the spell of an eighteen year old witch with emerald eyes. Every night he watched her, and everyday his obsession grew until finally he had no choice but to claim her. She was his and his alone, not even the dead could stop him.
Crossover - Vampire Diaries & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Damon, Bonnie B. - Complete
Spitfire by gabrieeella reviews
Klaus seeks Bonnie out for a pleasant little chat concerning the whereabouts of his missing coffin. Friction ensues, however, when Mystic Falls' favorite witch is more of a spitfire than the Original bargained for. Slight language and roarin' UST.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,877 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Bonnie B., Klaus
A Witch and Her Raven by Aphiria reviews
It was a strange game of cat and mouse.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,504 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Damon S., Bonnie B.
Memories by Vamp213 reviews
They knew it was dangerous, they knew it was wrong. Some would even consider what they did equivalent to buying a ticket straight to hell. They knew their families would be shamed if word ever got out, they knew their parents would disown them. But regardless of all the negative consequences that were destined to come from this "ungodly" act it didn't stop them from doing it anyway
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,976 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
Broken by artemis-golden-arrow reviews
Bonnie trades herself to Klaus in exchange for Stefan's freedom. Klonnie - Bonnie/Klaus
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,326 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bonnie B., Klaus - Complete
Hurricane Coming All Around Us by some kind of exquisite reviews
Bonnie/Klaus. SONGFIC: Say When by The Fray. Follows Klaus and Bonnie's relationship from mentor to friend to lover.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Bonnie B., Klaus - Complete
Just Tonight by xthesebonesx reviews
Set after 2x22- Jeremy resorts to abusing Bonnie when he becomes tormented by the ghosts of his past, & breaks up with her. A usually strong but newly devastated and very broken Bonnie finds comfort in a very taken, and very unexpected source- Damon.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 131,249 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Damon S., Bonnie B. - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7176 - Favs: 5,558 - Follows: 4,112 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Like the sacrificial little lamb you are by irishcookie reviews
In which Klaus and Bonnie are truly stuck and their solution presents itself in the most base of actions. A take on the whole 'have sex or die' theme in fiction! Read and reply if you like. COMPLETE
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Klaus, Bonnie B. - Complete
Anger Management by wearenotgods reviews
Bonnie's works through her anger issues. Damon helps her.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,067 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
Mistakes on a Friday Night by belleamor reviews
Bonnie makes an awful mistake one Friday night. She regrets it and doesn't know what to do. What will happen? I suck at summaries, but please read!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,712 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Bonnie B., Damon S.
Who Do the Dead Envy? by zozo42 reviews
pt 1: Damon's jealous. that's pretty much it. pt 2: James isn't as harmless as we thought. NOW A TWO SHOT.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
Turning Tables by venusnv80 reviews
A different take on the Season 2 Finale: Stefan and Bonnie go to Klaus to help save Damon. The results of Klaus' help comes with drastic consequences that change Bonnie and Damon's lives forever.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 102,889 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
Beautifully Broken by irishcookie reviews
In the aftermath of Stefan's return, Damon is consumed by guilt and seeks Bonnie out to save her from herself. ONESHOT COMPLETE
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Damon S., Bonnie B. - Complete
Journeys in the Valley of the Shadow of Death by TheSouthernScribe reviews
After the unexpected death of her father, family secrets leads Bonnie Bennett to the doorstep of the sheriff of Area Five.
Crossover - True Blood & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,559 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Eric N., Bonnie B.
Elements of an Illfated Romance by Sweet-Tahira reviews
A series of one-shots depicting the growing relationship between Damon & Bonnie.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,718 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Damon S., Bonnie B. - Complete
A Misunderstanding of Character by Margaret920 reviews
Mary Bennet goes to London to get away from her mother. Would she finally be able to find someone who will truly love her for her beauty within? R&R please! Chap 22 Up!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,839 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/24/2007
The Loved One by nikkisixirresistiblebitch reviews
'No More I Love You's' and 'She Hates Me' 'verse: Fallout from the 'Klaus crisis' persists, as Bonnie and Damon try to find their way back to each other.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,257 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
After Shock by Death'sAngel18 reviews
Sequel to Spell Caster. After a lust spell is placed over the brothers and they come out of the experience hand in hand they soon find there's always an after shock. The brother's have fallen for the witch that had all started this, Bonnie. D/B/S
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,033 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Damon S., Stefan S.
How A Resurrection Feels by IsisIzabel reviews
Sequel to "Tear the World Down"; When Bonnie and Damon find an old book, they have no idea the secrets it holds until a familiar face from the past shows up. Bonnie/Damon, Jeremy/Anna, Stefan/Elena
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Bonnie B., Damon S.
When The Dust Settles by BajanTamarind reviews
Just a small interlude of what Bonnie and Klaus could be.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Bonnie B., Klaus
Edge of the World by Sweet-Tahira reviews
Is it Irony that they find themselves at the edge of the world together... or is it fate? Alternate ending to 2X21 episode. A complete 'What If' scenario between Bonnie and Damon.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Damon S., Bonnie B. - Complete
Love Devours by Izzie Jackson reviews
"Then devour me, Peter. Be the big bad wolf and eat me,"
Crossover - Vampire Diaries & Red Riding Hood, 2011 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Bonnie B., Peter - Complete
Lucid by charrrmed reviews
Since everyone has plans for the summer, Bonnie is forced to take care of a very drunk Damon, and the vampire takes the opportunity to air out some feelings.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
Tear the World Down by IsisIzabel reviews
Bonnie/Damon fic; Bonnie and Damon have to put aside their differences to help stop a common enemy. Spoilers through the season 1 finale.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,487 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
The Ladder by belleamor reviews
This is a series of one-shots of Bonnie and Damon's growing relationship, that are set to the song, The Ladder by Andrew Belle.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Damon S., Bonnie B. - Complete
Kisses on Friday by TheSouthernScribe reviews
Sometimes a girl gets tired of being alone.A little fic featuring BonniexMason.Now a multi-chapter fic.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,196 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Bonnie B., Mason L. - Complete
117 by KivaJayelle reviews
Damon's blown a gasket after having witnessed Bonnie devour a tasty treat. Lemony. Adult Content.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Damon S., Bonnie B. - Complete
The Man of Mystic Falls by KivaJayelle reviews
Bonnie is manipulated into helping with a photoshoot involving Damon as a subject. Adult content.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Damon S., Bonnie B. - Complete
Finding Love in the Wrong Lifetime by FantasyLover74 reviews
AU: A different kind of Blackwater Love Story. Rated M for Lemony Goodness. full summary inside. one-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Billy, Leah - Complete
How Bonnie Regained Her Spontaneity by charrrmed reviews
Damon's taunting has Bonnie seriously afraid that she is losing parts of herself. And at his urging, she does something to prove to herself that she isn't.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
Miss de Bourgh in Bath by SwordSwallower17 reviews
After Mr. Darcy takes the thoroughly unsuitable Miss Bennet to be his wife, a most seriously displeased Lady Catherine and her daughter repair to Bath in search of new prospects. What adventures await Anne in the exciting spa city? Now with something of a sequel: "The Miss Bennets Set Forth."
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 120,204 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Anne de B., Lady Catherine - Complete
Something Supernatural by Agent-Merriweather reviews
Mystic Falls is about to come face to face with its ugly past. In a nod to Heroes: "Save the witch, save the world."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 112,354 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bonnie B., Damon S.
Snow Angels and Demons by LOM1585 reviews
A little fun with the supernatural pair. Pure fluff!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
Giving In by prgurly79 reviews
PWP. Random.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/28/2010 - N. Uhura, J. Kirk - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5956 - Favs: 9,911 - Follows: 2,571 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blind Date by Donna Dekaren reviews
In ep 1x16 there was a bachelor raffle. What if Bonnie's ticket won vs Matt Donovan's mom? Please Review
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Damon S., Bonnie B. - Complete
Fault by ineedyoursway reviews
An awful event in junior high leaves Bella adrift and alone. Years later, she begins to recover with the help of both a repentant Edward and her new friend, James. Things begin to look up, but is everything as it seems? AH/DARK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,294 - Reviews: 3363 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Make Me Feel Alive Again by peacelovevampires777 reviews
Bonnie had been told stories her entire life of the two vampire brothers who fell in love with her vampire ancestor, Katherine, 145 years ago. What happens when she meets one of them and falls in love? Sorry, I'm really not good at summaries.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,928 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Bonnie B., Damon S.
Darcy Speaks by RedRose102 reviews
Occurs when Darcy met Elizabeth and publicly scorned her. What was he really thinking? A little look into Mr. Darcy's mind. WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNG CHILDREN! DxE!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
The First Meeting by Rachel-Blue-Flame reviews
Oneshot. The first time Damon met Bonnie, her grandmother knew Bonnie was going to have to give everything to heal the vampire.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
A Cold Night in Chicago by wandb reviews
Edward has been living a solitary life as a vampire, until one day he encounters a beautiful human named Bella. She changes him in unexpected ways as they face their uncertain destiny. BxE. Rated M for lemons. Submitted for the Darkward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Lesson Well Learned by Wonder Woman 82 reviews
Bella gets a lot of advice from Jasper and Emmett while the family goes hunting. A lemony explosion.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,028 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Bella - Complete
Love and Disappointments by Audrie Melone reviews
Set shortly after the marriage of Mr.Darcy and Elizabeth,this story is a venture into their marriage and the happenings in the lives of their friends and family.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 194,442 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
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Green Eyed Girl reviews
"The truth is most women are weak, be they mortal or immortal. But when they are strong, they are absolutely unpredictable." - Anne Rice
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Damon S., Bonnie B.
A Girl Like You reviews
You wanted to know her, befriend her, touch her because girls like her didn't exist and if only you could get close enough you too might feel what it was like to be adored.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Damon S., Bonnie B.