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Jack Sparrow is AWSOME!!!!!!!!
Team Jacob all the way babe.
Outfits for Music one-shots:
Dear Mick: http://www.polyvore.com/dear_mick/set?id=45968412
Should've said no: http://www.polyvore.com/shoulda_said_no/set?id=48993447
Outfits for Love, Mystery, America:
All outfits: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/collection?id=1464352
Polyvore for Back in Town:
http://www.polyvore.com/chapter_back_in_town/set?id=46926952 Leah's outfit Chapter 1
http://www.polyvore.com/fallon_elizabeth/set?id=46927395 Jake and Nessie's kids
http://www.polyvore.com/leahs_running_outfit/set?id=46931079 Leah Chapter 2
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), Ice wolf13, AlyxtheDarkWanderer, BellaSwan321, Bookworm614, lukexthaliaxfan23, charn14 (look for me, you know you want to…)nabian8745(I haven't turned my laptop off practically since HOA ended...don't judge me,you know the drill if you've read my pro :) Im really nice though...and shy...just I'm serious about what I say)DaxAlbertXM , anubisfreak (i dream of HoA every night)
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star had the same tune. (don't worry i was just as shocked as you are!)
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight (or Harry Potter), who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
"Try Not To Cry"
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
You know you're a House of Anubis fan when...
You can't hear the term "party animal" without thinking of Alfie.
You can't listen to your history teacher talk about Lewis and Clark without giggling.
You can't think about prom without thinking about Fabian and Nina.
Whenever someone says you're insane, you say, "Very observant."
You want to go to a British boarding school just to see if some weird mystery starts unfolding.
You will ace anything you have to learn about Egyptian mythology.
You know your numerology number and have compared it to your favorite character's multiple times.
You compare yourself to Nina and try to figure out who the Fabian, Amber, Patricia, Alfie, Jerome, Mick, and Mara are in your life.
You think of Mick whenever anyone mentions a scholarship.
You think of Fabian when you think about astronomy.
You know what song Fabian and Nina danced to and are plotting to get your high school to play it at your prom.
You are constantly trying to figure out how to get deadly bugs into an hour glass to threaten your enemies with.
You have looked up what a degenerative condition is and you now feel very sorry for Mr. Winkler.
You have had at least one dream where you were Nina and your boyfriend was Fabian.
Copy and re-post this if you have done at least 3 of these things
THIS FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS DEDICATED TO THE FATHERS OF THE WORLD
'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
Bold the ones that fit you
92 percent of American Teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent who would laugh their asses off.
98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that put it in your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
*HOUSE OF ANUBIS FOREVER!*
Favorite HoA quotes:
"I will not give up; On Sarah, the quest, and certainly not on you." (Fabian Rutter, House of Anubis)
"Leave Her!" Fabian
"Didn't you use to be Mara?" Jerome
"I got it! Get a different face!" Alfie
"Where's Joy!?" Patricia
"It's ten o'clock! You all know what that means! You have five minutes precisely, then I want to hear a pin...drop!" Victor
"It's basically-the apocalypse!" Trudy
"Soon, you'll all be saying the Pledge of Allegiance" Nina
"But this is my signed copy of The Solar System is Your Friend!" Fabian
"I did not tell you creep!" Jerome
"I'm intrigued and completely frightened at the same time." Mara
"You think I'm a genius!?" Amber
"I think the house...is coming to life." Nina
"Why are you dressed as a duck?"
"What's with the stupid chicken outfit?"Fabian,Amber,Fabian,Mara
"Are you mad?!"
"Fancy a bite?" Alfie
"...Girls in bikinis..." Jerome
"Falls off his chair in amazement (then actually does it)." Alfie
"Fabian! You're a genius! I love you!" Nina
"Alfie Lewis, champion of the earth! We're doomed." Patricia
"I ordered a doll's dress?"Amber, Jerome's impression(which was SO much funnier)
"Dar dare,dardar dis dall?"Alfie with his wolf mask describing Joy
"Will you go to the prom with me?"
"And you didn't pee your pants, so bonus..." Patricia
"NO! She's the Ice Queen! Icy Queen of Ice!" Jerome
"Welcome to "We-Love-Mara Land" Population: Jerome!" Alfie
"I've got my pin, and its ready to drop!" Trudy
"What are you doing miss Martin." Fabian
"Cruelty, thy name is Amber..." Jerome
"The Bible says always come prepared."
"Speak of the Devil. Literally, I'm surprised my phone didn't burst into flames..." Jerome
"And the plot thickens, as they say." Jerome
"I'm not scared of you!"
"Hello Victor, Sweetie here."
"I hate it when the house talks..." Amber
"Toilet Duty. That's like five times this term." Alfie
"Tut tut, Fabian, tut tut." Amber
"I thought I was going to prom with Fabian...AHA!" Patricia
"You genius, genius, genius girl, you!" Fabian
"Mick's a meat-head." Jerome
"It's...girly stuff...that girls use...I can be really...girly at times..." Patricia
"Weird taste in films you got..." Nina
"Rufus! Ever heard of a phone?" Jerome
"Even Harry Potter didn't go till he was eleven..." Mara
"You got it!" "
"It would be the American, wouldn't it?" Jerome
"Adorable, now I'm starving!" Patricia
"Indeed you do Alfie, indeed you do!" Jerome
"Amber what's witht the cloves of garlic? This isn't twilight!" Fabian
"You wanted to be school rep, so I made sure you were. Welcome to politics!" Mick
"Curiouser and curiouser..." Jason
And pretty much everything EVER said in the show!!!
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
Things I am not to do at Hogwarts
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not attack my fellow classmates
51) I will not make up an impossible riddle for people to awnser to get into the Ravenclaw area
If you know the words or dance to any Broadway show, camp song, or theme song better than the words or dance to Soulja Boy, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If it amazes you how many times you think about a movie or musical, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flying tackle hug, copy and paste this into your profile.
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?-Copy and Paste this if you stand up for your faith
If you have a book you intend to publish, copy and paste this onto your profile.
On a bag of Frito's:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
On a South Australian SAPSASA(south australian primary school ameatur sports assoiation) jumper
On a coffee cup:
On cheap Peanut Butter:
If you think that you ought to belong in Wonderland, copy and paste this into your profile.
If seeing Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland made you realize you are mad and should go become a member of the Mad Tea Party, copy and paste and add your name - 25 Smiley 174, ilovejesus14, anubisfreak
If you think that Alice was a complete moron for leaving Underland after slaying the Jabberwocky, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your the type of girl/boy who will burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday copy this on your profile.
I do not suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it
The trouble with life is that there's no background music.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile
If you don't like obnoxious snobby people, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you daydream, copy this to your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this on your profile if you've ever liked someone but they totally didn't like you back or were already taken.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile
If you think that heaven and hell are real copy and paste this on your profile and and add your name: ilovejesus14, anubisfreak
If you hate abortion and think it's wrong copy and paste this on your profile
If you think God is real and trust him as your Lord and Savior copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hate Joy on House of Anubis, copy this to your profile.
Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick
i had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn!
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this to your profile.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Want to know who your real friends are? Mess up and see who is still standing beside you.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
With everything that you can do, the real question is what will you do?
Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good...
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.
Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'
Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Forever isn't as long as it use to be.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling u to sit down and shut up.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
I see regular people!
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
FINE= the real definition:
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face
According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
Tell the truth and run.
Falling doesn't hurt you--it's the immediate stop at the bottom that does. (veeeery true)
Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.
Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.
Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
Ever wonder why doctors call what they are doing a "practice"?
The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? (think about this one for a while)
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, THE SOUNDTRACK WOULD BE...
Opening Credits:Glad you came - The Wanted (one of there only songs i like)
Waking Up: I'm Yours - Jason Mraz ( would have been better for falling in love but what ever)
First Day At School: Closing Time - Semisonic (IDK who they even are)
Making Your New Best Friend: Come Down With Love - Allstar Weekend (not quite)
Falling In Love: The story of us - Taylor Swift (what??? not quiet)
Breaking Up: Welcome To My Life - Simple Plan (Kinda)
Prom: The only one - Evanescence ( -_-)
Graduation: here without you - 3 doors down
Life's Okay: so far away - staind
Death of a Close Friend: if everyone cared - nickelback (-_-)
Mental Breakdown: lacrymosa - evanescence (maybe)
Driving:careless whisper - seether
Flashback: teenage dream - katy perry
Getting Back Together: good feeling - flo rida
Birth of Child: born this way - lady gaga ( i guess)
Wedding Scene: break your heart - taio cruz ( what?!?!?!?! NOOOOOO!!!!!)
Car Accident: postcard from paris - the band perry
Final Battle: All Star - Smash Mouth ( maybe)
Death Scene: follow me - uncle kracker (love this song so much haha)
Funeral Song:when the song goes down - kenny chesney
End Credits: Lasso - The band perry (as you can see i like a lot off diffrent types of music, such as country, pop, gothic pop. and more)
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in
private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
A friend: will help me find my way when I'm lost.
A best friend: will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
A friend: will help me learn to drive.
A best friend: will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
A friend: will watch my pets when I go away.
A best friend: won't let me go away without them.
A friend: will go to a concert with me.
A best friend: will kidnap the band with me.
A good friend: hides me from the cops.
A best friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.
A good friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
A best friend: is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore it
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this!
You Might Be An Author If... (Bold yes, un bolded NO
1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.
2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.
3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.
4. Spell check is your best friend.
5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.
6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.
7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.
8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.
9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.
10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.
11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.
12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.
13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.
14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.
15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.
16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.
17. You talk to yourself... constantly.
18. You forget what day it is when your writing.
19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.
20. You hate using words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.
21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.
22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.
23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.
24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.
25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.
26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.
27. You dream about your stories.
28. You dream of new stories.
29. You often revisit some of your old stories.
30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.
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