M. the Inspector
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Joined 12-01-02, id: 303217, Profile Updated: 08-16-14
Author has written 29 stories for Les Miserables, Misc. Books, Pirates of the Caribbean, Dexter, X-Men: The Movie, Inglourious Basterds, A song of Ice and Fire, Walking Dead, and Game of Thrones.

If you like something I've written, let me know - odds are there's more where it came from and I only need prodding to get it all written out and posted.

Also, if you're wondering about the whereabouts of any stories/chapters that used to be here but have suddenly vanished... PM me. They were probably removed for reasons of rating or lack of interest, and they'll be up somewhere else I can direct you to.

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Free of Charge reviews
Brienne returns to King's Landing after the Hound thing - instead of stalking Sansa - and has to explain to Jamie WTF just happened.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/20 - Brienne of Tarth, Jaime L. - Complete
Fair Wages reviews
Arya and the Hound really do consider sticking around in some village. Because clearly the two of them together has Happy Home written all over it... (Season 4 canon divergent)
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/31 - Arya S., Sandor C. - Complete
There's People Coming reviews
Even the wildest child warriors have to grow up. (This story follows Over The River. Warning: this one WILL involve a sexual relationship.)
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,540 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014
No One Worse Than You reviews
The Hound makes a really difficult partner sometimes. (Meant to follow some of my other Sandor & Arya fics, but can also be read alone).
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Arya S., Sandor C. - Complete
Won't Last a Day reviews
((A couple of years after Arya and the Hound part ways...)) The girl stepped around the grave and crouched near him. Her eyes were the same. "So: you're alive," she said. No, he wasn't. Not the way she meant it.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Arya S., Sandor C. - Complete
Somewhere That Isn't Burning reviews
AU for after the Battle of the Blackwater. Here, Melisandre has accompanied the fleet, meaning Tyrion's trick hasn't worked, meaning Stannis has taken the city. And we all know what Melisandre likes to do when Stannis takes cities… I'm sure it'll be a total picnic for a guy who hates fire. Now complete! With epilogue: Sansa shows up at the Hound's sentencing, and visits him after.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Sansa S., Sandor C., Melisandre
Over the River and Through the Woods reviews
The revenge-and-murder roadtrip of Arya and the Hound. They are killing basically every f***ing person in Westeros. Warnings inside.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,782 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Sansa S., Arya S., Sandor C., Oberyn M. - Complete
Lots of People Name Their Swords reviews
Slight Hound fix-it for the end of Season 4. (You know your life sucks when death is considered a fix-it.)
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Brienne of Tarth, Sandor C. - Complete
First Time Lucky reviews
Even a guy with serious interpersonal deficits can see what Lumen is doing: she needs to remind herself that this is *Dexter,* and that he is completely at her disposal. He lies still and relaxes while she explores.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Dexter M., Lumen P. - Complete
Last Man Standing reviews
Beth is at that age where a drink is maybe not all she wants. Unfortunately, right now there aren't exactly plenty of fish in the sea... (We're looking at mostly UST here I think; I don't expect to get anywhere explicit. Sorry!)
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,373 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Daryl D., Beth G.
Law & Order reviews
The group wants Daryl to stay with them in the jail. Daryl won't stay without his brother. His brother is... difficult. Rick tries to make it work. (This fic is daryl!whomp. Fuller warning inside.)
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Rick G., Daryl D., Merle D.
Pretty reviews
Viserys has made his share of sacrifices for his sister. Warning for underage; details inside.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Viserys T., Daenerys T./Dany - Complete
Memorial reviews
One funeral, two mourners. Except one's not really there to mourn.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Aldo R., H. Landa - Complete
Thought of That reviews
Charles/Erik scenes. Some First Class era, some later. Most of them are innocent and not slash; the others have warnings.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,696 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
Little Erik Lensherr reviews
Shaw and Erik in the camp.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Sebastian S. - Complete
The Same Things reviews
Several years after First Class, the school needs help and Magneto offers it. Erik and Charles plan to work together again, but some things have changed.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
Blood Diamond reviews
Emma Frost is not nearly as enchanted with her new boss as he seems to think. Features elaborate villainous death traps, Charles/Erik teamwork, and lots of telepathy. Fun stuff!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,575 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Sleep Tight reviews
Bedtime at Dexter's. This takes place midway through Season 5, when Lumen's still living in the empty house.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Dexter M., Lumen P.
Ripples reviews
Post-finale, Dexter and Quinn have a little chat to clear the air.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Dexter M., J. Quinn
A Pity reviews
A couple of oneshots based on the 98 movie. New: tiny little Javert/Valjean scene at the barricade.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Javert, Valjean
10 Years Later reviews
Two possible epilogues for AWE. One is a short, grim look at how Will's visit might go ten years later. The other is much happier. RR!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007
First Impressions reviews
How they meet. Jack Sparrow, twelve years old, has been looking for Hector Barbossa all day long... R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/6/2007
Javert: Back on Track reviews
What I wish had happened in the book: Valjean comes downstairs, and Javert has not gone away... RR.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Javert, Valjean
Gossip reviews
Another talk takes place behind Jack's back. This time, it's between Will and Elizabeth, and Will is jealous. R/R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 7/23/2003
Better Left Unsaid reviews
One drink too many has Jack telling Will the truth, for a change. The truth is a bit creepy. R/R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2003
Sorting Javert reviews
We often assume that dead characters have their merits judged by a choir of angels...but what if, instead, Javert & Valjean were looked at by the Four Founders of Hogwarts? R/R!
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/11/2003 - Published: 4/13/2003
You at the Barricade reviews
After the barricade falls, and Javert climbs over to check for Valjean's body... he finds it. Please RR!
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Javert, Valjean
Crime and Punishment reviews
Crime and Punishment fic. A re-doing of the ending, which I find unconvincing in the book. Svidrigailov fans, rejoice - he survives. (R/R, maybe suggest a title?)
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/1/2003
After the Seine reviews
What if Javert's contemplation had taken just a little longer, and Valjean had returned like he was supposed to...and it wasn't too late? NOT an afterlife story.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Javert, Valjean
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