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Author has written 41 stories for Les Miserables, Misc. Books, Pirates of the Caribbean, Dexter, X-Men: The Movie, Inglourious Basterds, A song of Ice and Fire, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Boys, and Dracula. If you like something I've written, let me know - odds are there's more where it came from and I only need prodding to get it all written out and posted. Also, if you're wondering about the whereabouts of any stories/chapters that used to be here but have suddenly vanished... PM me. They were probably removed for reasons of rating or lack of interest, and they'll be up somewhere else I can direct you to. |
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Don't Call My Name reviews
He has never seen anything like this video in all his life, and he can't stop staring. The woman on the next barstool laughs at him. "What," she teases, "You got a nun kink, or something?" ... Perhaps he has. He does some research. And he summons up the nerve to say something to Agatha about it, but he can't make eye contact as he does.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2020 - Published: 2/25/2020
Making It Last reviews
Aboard the Demeter she wakes, sometimes. If he isn't careful enough feeding from her – if he sucks too hard or not hard enough – her body jerks, she rouses herself. Every now and then her eyes open. This time, they open when he enters the cabin.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2020 - Published: 2/23/2020 - Complete
One For The Team reviews
To be allowed back to New York, the Deep has to make peace with Starlight. (Mild warning for... naked bullying?)
Boys - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2020 - Annie J./Starlight, The Deep/Kevin - Complete
You and Me Both reviews
Brienne's post-Jamie emoting is interrupted, by the Hound. (Rough history notwithstanding, I actually think they would get along.).
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2019 - Brienne of Tarth, Sandor C. - Complete
Full of Terrors reviews
Post-ep quickies for seasons 7 and 8. Most recent: Hound & Arya heading down to King's Landing post S8E4, arguing about meat.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/30/2019 - Published: 8/13/2017 - Complete
Purpose reviews
During the Battle of Winterfell, the Hound and the red woman talk after Arya has gone. He has some questions.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2019
On the Road Again reviews
Arya and the Hound head down to take care of their business in King's Landing. (S8-divergent. Because "Sandor: thank you" wasn't quite enough for me!).
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - Dutch - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,485 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/28/2019 - Published: 5/16/2019 - Arya S., Sandor C.
Heard reviews
"Well? Is this what you'd heard about?" "No," he said finally. "They're not talking about *that.*" (Divergent for the Sansa/Hound dining room conversation.)
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15/2019 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
What It's Like reviews
After the Gendry Interlude in S8E2, Arya goes looking for the Hound. Because Gendry was fine and all, but.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/29/2019 - Arya S., Sandor C. - Complete
Debts are Paid reviews
On the fourth morning all changed abruptly: Javert appeared on his doorstep.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2017 - Published: 3/24/2017 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
Not Give In reviews
Javert and Valjean, post-barricade, in a carriage.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2017 - Valjean, Javert
Bedfellows Less Strange reviews
How various pairs of people are getting along post season 6. So far Petyr & Sansa; Cersei & Qyburn; Sansa & Jon; Gregor & Unella; Beric & Hound; Tormund & Brienne; Tyrion & Dany; Jamie & Brienne.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,418 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Jon S., Sansa S., Cersei L., Petyr B.
Lots of People Name Their Swords reviews
Two Hound fix-its for the end of Season 4. (You know your life sucks when death is considered a fix-it.)
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Brienne of Tarth, Sandor C. - Complete
Free of Charge reviews
Brienne returns to King's Landing after the Hound thing - instead of stalking Sansa - and has to explain to Jamie WTF just happened.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2015 - Brienne of Tarth, Jaime L. - Complete
Fair Wages reviews
Arya and the Hound really do consider sticking around in some village. Because clearly the two of them together has Happy Home written all over it... (Season 4 canon divergent)
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31/2015 - Arya S., Sandor C. - Complete
There's People Coming reviews
Even the wildest child warriors have to grow up. (This story follows Over The River. Warning: this one WILL involve a sexual relationship.)
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,540 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014
No One Worse Than You reviews
The Hound makes a really difficult partner sometimes. (Meant to follow some of my other Sandor & Arya fics, but can also be read alone).
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Arya S., Sandor C. - Complete
Won't Last a Day reviews
((A couple of years after Arya and the Hound part ways...)) The girl stepped around the grave and crouched near him. Her eyes were the same. "So: you're alive," she said. No, he wasn't. Not the way she meant it.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Arya S., Sandor C. - Complete
Somewhere That Isn't Burning reviews
AU for after the Battle of the Blackwater. Here, Melisandre has accompanied the fleet, meaning Tyrion's trick hasn't worked, meaning Stannis has taken the city. And we all know what Melisandre likes to do when Stannis takes cities… I'm sure it'll be a total picnic for a guy who hates fire. Now complete! With epilogue: Sansa shows up at the Hound's sentencing, and visits him after.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,304 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Sansa S., Sandor C., Melisandre
Over the River and Through the Woods reviews
The revenge-and-murder roadtrip of Arya and the Hound. They are killing basically every f***ing person in Westeros. Warnings inside.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,782 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Sansa S., Arya S., Sandor C., Oberyn M. - Complete
First Time Lucky reviews
Even a guy with serious interpersonal deficits can see what Lumen is doing: she needs to remind herself that this is *Dexter,* and that he is completely at her disposal. He lies still and relaxes while she explores.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Dexter M., Lumen P. - Complete
Last Man Standing reviews
Beth is at that age where a drink is maybe not all she wants. Unfortunately, right now there aren't exactly plenty of fish in the sea... (We're looking at mostly UST here I think; I don't expect to get anywhere explicit. Sorry!)
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,373 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Daryl D., Beth G.
Law & Order reviews
The group wants Daryl to stay with them in the jail. Daryl won't stay without his brother. His brother is... difficult. Rick tries to make it work. (This fic is daryl!whomp. Fuller warning inside.)
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Rick G., Daryl D., Merle D.
Pretty reviews
Viserys has made his share of sacrifices for his sister. Warning for underage; details inside.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Viserys T., Daenerys T./Dany - Complete
Memorial reviews
One funeral, two mourners. Except one's not really there to mourn.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Aldo R., H. Landa - Complete
Thought of That reviews
Charles/Erik scenes. Some First Class era, some later. Most of them are innocent and not slash; the others have warnings.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,696 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier
Little Erik Lensherr reviews
Shaw and Erik in the camp.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Sebastian S. - Complete
The Same Things reviews
Several years after First Class, the school needs help and Magneto offers it. Erik and Charles plan to work together again, but some things have changed.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier
Blood Diamond reviews
Emma Frost is not nearly as enchanted with her new boss as he seems to think. Features elaborate villainous death traps, Charles/Erik teamwork, and lots of telepathy. Fun stuff!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,575 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier - Complete
Sleep Tight reviews
Bedtime at Dexter's. This takes place midway through Season 5, when Lumen's still living in the empty house.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Dexter M., Lumen P.
Ripples reviews
Post-finale, Dexter and Quinn have a little chat to clear the air.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Dexter M., J. Quinn
A Pity reviews
A couple of oneshots based on the 98 movie. New: tiny little Javert/Valjean scene at the barricade.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Javert, Valjean
10 Years Later reviews
Two possible epilogues for AWE. One is a short, grim look at how Will's visit might go ten years later. The other is much happier. RR!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007
First Impressions reviews
How they meet. Jack Sparrow, twelve years old, has been looking for Hector Barbossa all day long... R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/6/2007
Javert: Back on Track reviews
What I wish had happened in the book: Valjean comes downstairs, and Javert has not gone away... RR.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Javert, Valjean
Gossip reviews
Another talk takes place behind Jack's back. This time, it's between Will and Elizabeth, and Will is jealous. R/R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 7/23/2003
Better Left Unsaid reviews
One drink too many has Jack telling Will the truth, for a change. The truth is a bit creepy. R/R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2003
Sorting Javert reviews
We often assume that dead characters have their merits judged by a choir of angels...but what if, instead, Javert & Valjean were looked at by the Four Founders of Hogwarts? R/R!
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/11/2003 - Published: 4/13/2003
You at the Barricade reviews
After the barricade falls, and Javert climbs over to check for Valjean's body... he finds it. Please RR!
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Javert, Valjean
Crime and Punishment reviews
Crime and Punishment fic. A re-doing of the ending, which I find unconvincing in the book. Svidrigailov fans, rejoice - he survives. (R/R, maybe suggest a title?)
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/1/2003
After the Seine reviews
What if Javert's contemplation had taken just a little longer, and Valjean had returned like he was supposed to...and it wasn't too late? NOT an afterlife story.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Javert, Valjean
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