Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Young Justice, Hunger Games, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
I'm going to be honest, I have no idea what to write in this 'profile'. Considering my talent for rambling on, the idea intimidates me. So ... Hi! I'm Vickie1996 ... welcome to my page :D
“I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!” Monty Python
"She turned me into a newt!
“We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!” Monty Python
'Tis but a scratch'
“'What? Ridden on a horse?'
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!” Monty Python
“Jesus did. I was hopping along, when suddenly he comes and cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next moment me livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by your leave. Look. I'm not saying that being a leper was a bowl of cherries. But it was a living. I mean, you try waving muscular suntanned limbs in people's faces demanding compassion. It's a bloody disaster.” Monty Python
“Dinsdale, He was a nice boy... He nailed my head to a coffee table.” Monty Python
He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy.” Monty Python
Ms. Perky: People perceive you as somewhat...
Alvy Singer: It's mental masturbation!
Stu: Am I nuts, Edith?
Finn McMissile: Finn McMissile, British intelligence.
Tai: Cher, you're a virgin?!
Alan: I'm going to miss you monkey. I wish monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day Hangover 2
Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?
Jonathan: Are these monster gonna kill me?
Leah: Dude, I think it's best to just tell 'em.
Lionel Logue: Do you know the 'f' word?
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Ladies and gentlemen, I can envision a day when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people!
I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face collides into a mirror ... damn. (The Internet!!!)
I don't drink these days. I'm allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs ... Robert Downney, jr.
If you fall, I'll be there .. floor
You are what you eat. That's strange, I don't remember eating any sexy beasts this morning :D
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years!
When someone tells you, 'Great minds think alike,' I just look at them and think ' You dirty bastard ...'
I didn't do it! ...
School is kiling us. Text books are made from paper, paper is made from trees and trees give us oxygen ... OMG! SCHOOL IS SUFFOCATING US!
Nothing is really lost ... until your mum can't find it. Then it's lost.
Never go to bed angry ... stay awake and plot revenge.
Marraige is like a public toilet, those outside are desperate to get in and those inside are desperate to get out.
If you tickle me, I am not responsible for your injuries (This is sooooo true. I often have friends who believe in spontaneous tickle attacks ... its a terrifying sight)
I refuse to be impressed with tachnology until I can download food.
I wasn't planning on running today, but those cops came out of nowhere!
I don't understand those couples who fight and one minute later, they change their facebook status to single. When I fight with my parents, I don't change my facebook status to orphan ...
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible.
Aren't all marraiges kind of gay? I mean, you're basically saying that you'll never touch another woman again, the nyou put jewelry on each other and dance ... (GO GAY MARRIAGES!)
Hi again, everyone enjoying the quotes ... you're right. I am wasting my time but I'm stuck in college and procrastination sounds absolutely delightful. If you were in my place, you'd be re-wrtiting your profile whilst looking for funny quotes. I may now go profile surfing and steal some peoples profile stuff. Maybe ... When I can be bothered. Yeah. Later ...
My personal likes are Harry Potter (which I seem to be outgrowing ... shame :'(), Sherlock, Sherlock Holmes, X-Men, Fantastic Four, Batman, Young Justice, Pirates of the Carribean, Sookie Stackhouse, True Blood, Avatar - Last Air Bender ... the list goes one ... whatever catches my fancy ...
I think I'm finished for now ... Goodbye readers, I have no clue why you're here, but I hope you have enjoyed this!!!
> Story progress - Sorry for the horrendously long wait guys. Unfortunately, I'm back in college and will be unable to update until I'm all caught up and happy with all this work!! However, there will probably be updates during my breaks. I know it's not faiir to you guys, but I have a life. A boring life filled with work, yes, but a life non the same.
Fancy Changing the Future - I know where I'm going with this but I seem to lack my muse. I don't really like how cliche Harry is turning - you know, super good looking, super powerful. I may completely re-work those chapters. Other than that, I have some good ideas. The sequal is becoming far more interesting in my head ... (spoliers!) and I really think you guys would enjoy it. It's just getting the reading out of the way! It's sooooo lengthy! Garghhh ... On that note, keep holding on. I shall update again, one day ...
Partners in Crime - Okay, so my first updates were going well. However, I've been told that its following canon too much and this maybe doesn't sit right with some people. On that note, this is my fic. I can do what I want. I know it follows closely to the movies but it was going to happen regardless, following that timeline. Of course, that said, I may decide to change many things. Either way, it takes time to update chapters when you're constantly worrying about the response. Urgh ... therefore, I probably won't be updating Partners in Crime till I update FCTF ...
... Bored in college, again, so ... MORE QUOTES!
Dear Maths, were tired of solving your problems for you.
Dear Y, find your own X.
... When you have a hammer in your hand, everything around you looks like a nail.
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