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Joined 12-02-02, id: 303319, Profile Updated: 06-27-11
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Beetlejuice, V for Vendetta, Half-Life, Firefly, and Portal.

Hello, my name is Sarah and I like to write! I am happily married and we have a child on the way. Updates from me are not very frequent as I have a real novel I am trying to finish and other projects, however I do try sometimes to get these finished - but usually I just end up starting something new. That's just me :)

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The Morning After by Usako3000 reviews
AU. The morning after the Voldemort-is-dead-Woohoo! Celebrations, Hermione and Severus wake up in the same bed with no memory of the night before. Somehow, things will never be the same again...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 5/13/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S., Harry P., Parvati P.
A Gun Called River by Ephemerale reviews
He was a cold, hard, cruel man, the sort of man that would turn on you and pump you full of lead before you could say hun dan. But the way he touched the dainty little gun on his hip, a gun called River, betrayed a streak of tenderness beneath the cruelty
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
Stargirl and the Captain by NoMoreJacksPlz reviews
Trio of ficlets exploring the Mal/River dynamic and the unexpected intimacy between them.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Mal, River - Complete
Summers Versus Cullen by oh-you-pretty-things reviews
Buffy meets Edward. Nuff said. Buffy X Twilight.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Buffy S., Edward - Complete
Jayne Pranks by RomanceMe reviews
River uses Jayne for the way he angers. Rayne. Written for Copper For A Kiss mini-challenge. Prompt #33, Anger
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2008 - River, Jayne
Persephone and Hades by Kali-Red reviews
Jack would be better off if she were still dead, but Lord Marshal Riddick has other plans for her. Sequel to COR. This is a raw, disturbing story, rated M for violence, sexual content, bad language, and a worse attitude.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,365 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Hades' Persephone by The Art of Suicide reviews
Betelgeuse's first thoughts on Lydia during the famous "Snake Scene". Rated T for Cursing.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
The Souvenir by Ramos reviews
Hogwarts is overrun by Death Eaters during the trio's seventh year. Hermione is 'captured' and given to Snape for safekeeping. Separated from her friends, she must decide how much to trust the man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,651 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Rapier: The Forging of the Blade by ChelleyBean reviews
By Popular Demand and Author's Promise: Snape's POV. No comments from the peanut gallery about the long absence, please. It's been a rough few years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 1/15/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Right Answer by Fayth3 reviews
You ready to get off this boat and back to civilisation?The final scene in Serenity with a slight MR twist.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Mal, River - Complete
The Planets Will Turn by thekidwiththehelmet reviews
River gets hooked on soap operas and decides the use them as a guide to seduction. RiverJayne
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,537 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2006 - River, Jayne - Complete
The Untold Tales of Tumnus and Lucy by JacksTortugaLass reviews
A series of short drabbles concerning Tumnus and Lucy.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Complete
Here With Me by SpaceCowgirl1 reviews
AU PadmeObiWan, post Episode III and pre Episode IV. ObiWan takes Padme with him to his hiding place on Tatooine to make sure the Sith won't find her. But taking care of her is far more complicated than he thought...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,570 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala
Family Secrets by ChelleyBean reviews
No new chapter just yet, but soon. My new Beta and I are currently editing and polishing up what's here already.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,481 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 11/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Antigone by ChelleyBean reviews
A little twist on the Time Turner idea brings a most surprising student to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,844 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Today by one crimson tie reviews
A discarded chocolate frog box lies beside the garbage bin; someone has missed again. It also means that today will be another day for the Golden Trio.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Harry P.
Significance by Delphein reviews
Well, I could try taking off me shirt. --Jack. Sequel to my fic HaDM.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,055 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 3/30/2004
Honest and Dishonest Men by Delphein reviews
I'll ravish you and have my filthy way with you, and after that... you'll probably ask me to do it again.-- Jack; Real summary inside. NOW COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,688 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 12/14/2003 - Complete
Dreaming's Not A Crime by Kaira1 reviews
Hermione goes a-wandering in Hogsmeade and bumps into Snape. Well, it's to be expected, isn't it? [HGSS, LEMON Chpt 6,12 & 28]. RR. go to www.dnac.blogspot.com for info 15JAN
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 40,493 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/15/2004 - Published: 12/24/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
It's Not Easy Being Green: The frog and snake fic by Flittermouse reviews
In the beginning, Hermione was transformed into a frog and Snape into a snake. One botched spell later Hermione is now a snake and it's mating season! Time travelling offspring. Ghostly prophecies and a mission to save the world! HGAF, SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,917 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 12/13/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Muggleborn Contracts by ChelleyBean reviews
My response to mine own challenge on WIKTT. This is what happens when the MoM gets too darn nosy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,897 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/13/2003 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Dark Souls by Bellatrix Black reviews
Hermione unknowingly unlocks one of the Malfoy family secrets: a vampire named Luis, from over a century of slumber. But what does he want from her? And what does he have in store for the family who locked him away? UPDATED! Ch.11 now up! (Eventual D-Hr)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,653 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/16/2003 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hinge of Fate by Ramos reviews
Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,804 - Reviews: 2345 - Favs: 3,228 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Necessary Deception by Scattered Logic reviews
Sarah believed her defeat of the Goblin King nine years ago was a dream. It was real. But it was also a lie. (Story Complete)
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,164 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 8/28/2002 - Complete
The Rapier: A Fine Tension by ChelleyBean reviews
*Complete from this POV* Hermione finds an unusual partner with whom to share an unusual hobby.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,466 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/4/2002 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Mary Sue's Last Potions Class by BountyRai reviews
That perfect beautiful lady finally gets what she deserves from the coolest teacher around.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2002
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Secret Smile reviews
She smiles at him all secret-like and he smiles back because he knows what the secret is. Written for the Fall Challenge at Rayne Shippers on livejournal. My prompt was Seeds.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Jayne, River
Three Little Birds reviews
The Gman whispers a final threat to Gordon. Alyx looks to no one after the death of her father. Barney is wounded and appears hopeless. And in a forest far away, a woman wearing half an orange jumpsuit and a dead civil protection's jacket simply survives.
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,647 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009
Can You Guess My Name? reviews
Betel Geuse just knows he's gonna go crazy when is ex-almost-wife shows up in the Neitherworld. Betel/Lyds eventually.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,402 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009
Untouchable reviews
River has a bad day. Jayne is less than pleased with this. Written for the Fall Challenge at Rayne Shippers over on livejournal. My prompt was Wind.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/8/2009 - River, Jayne - Complete
Chocolate Goodness reviews
River tries to teach Jayne the rules of Trick or Treating. Very fluffy - well, as fluffy as I get. Written for the Fall Challenge at Rayne shippers over on livejournal, my prompt for this was Candy.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Jayne, River - Complete
Bug Juice reviews
Betel Geuse makes a plan to take his revenge out on the Maitlands. A part of his plan, however, involves finishing the wedding ceremony with Lydia Deetz and she ends up being the one who has to put up with him. Movieverse.
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 93,261 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 12/4/2007
There Must Be Some Way Outta Here reviews
In the future Lydia's disappointed with the way her life has turned out and her only escape is in her dreams. Short ficlet made up of ten connected 100 word drabbles. Movieverse and Lydia/Betel Geuse
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Life Is But A Joke reviews
This is a writing meme that I found on my friends list on livejournal. Inside you'll find a series of connected drabbles featuring Lydia/Betel Geuse prompted by random songs on my music player.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Deliverance reviews
Takes place after the movie. A tale of healing and power and how anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Unless, of course, it goes right. Evey Hammond/Eric Finch
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
New Beginnings reviews
Harry and Hermione seek each others company as they deal with the death of a friend. One shot challenge fic. Written before the release of the Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ten Hugs reviews
Ten Themes, Ten Hugs, Charlie Weasley Rose Zeller, a challenge response
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Charlie W.