Beryl Bloodstone
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Author has written 21 stories for Kuroshitsuji, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, and Yu Yu Hakusho.

Beryl Bloodstone

Nickname: Tomato
Age: 19
Past-times: Reading, Writing, Drawing, and Watching YouTube videos and TV
Favorite Shows: Regular Show, MAD, Switched at Birth, Teen Wolf, Adventure Time, Aqua Teen Hungerforce, Family Guy, American Dad, Squidbillies, Bleach, and Durarara!!
Favorite YouTube Videos: Dashie VS Jason, Fatal Frame Walkthrough by pyschadelic (that’s how he spells it) snake, Worst Video Ever!! By DashieXP

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Ollie's theme song: Lonely Island's "Like A Boss": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c&feature=relmfu

Lonely Island's "The Creep": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0&feature=relmfu

About Beryl

Well, I am a person of few words, but I will try to describe little old me. I have a terrible little imp creature named Writer’s Block that constantly pokes my brain with a pitchfork until it is reduced to a steaming pile of mincemeat. If I start a story and that imp comes along, it will take a while to fight it off. Another thing I hate is when I start a story and halfway through, I realize how stupid it is and discontinue it. It is either that, or I choose to stop a story because I’m no longer passionate for it. A story’s discontinuation is never due to not having enough feedback or reviews. I’m not that unmotivated.

Anyway, when I watch anime, I either have one of two reactions: “What the fuck just happened?” or “Oh, that was pretty cool!” I have been watching anime since I was a wee tot. No lie. I practically grew up watching the weirdness that is anime. The thing that I enjoy about is that not even normal lives are portrayed normally in it! For example, there is always the character who loves to throw random items at people when he/she is angry. Who survives being hit by wooden desks? Who even has the strength to launch someone so high in the air? That’s one rule of anime:

Even normal life is abnormal.

Now, I’m not saying anime is not capable of portraying a regular setting, which is why I wish my life was “anime-fied” from time to time. As for my real life, I’m a college student, going to school for Media Arts and Animation. The most interesting things I did so far is draw naked people (O0O), and make a sculpture of my character. I have no such luck that involves making things with my hands, but I will manage.

Like other human beings in this world, I am flawed. I don’t make mistakes in terms of spelling, but I will, sometimes, leave an entire word out of a sentence. I try carefully to avoid this, however, during my editing process, my eyes will completely skip over a glaringly huge mistake. Due to my workload in college, I probably will have an erratic updating schedule. Not that I had any sort of order to begin with.

What else? I practically live on YouTube. I watch a load of abridged series, but the main ones are:

Dragon Ball Z Abridged by TeamFourStar

Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged by CardGamesFTW (Little Kuriboh)

Code MENT (Code Geass) by purpleeyeswtf

Lastly, I am in love with the following anime characters:

Kenpachi Zaraki (Bleach)

Grell Sutcliff (Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler)

Shizuo Heiwajima (Durarara!!!)

My Personal Quote: Buy everything and change the rules.

My Authoress's Promise: I do solemnly swear to put my all into a story from now on! No more half-effort for me!

To those who need some encouragement, repeat this to yourself: I'm going to make something of myself, by myself!

Beryl Bloodstone’s Top 10 Favorite Anime Characters

Sebastian Michaelis (Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler)
Grell Sutcliff (Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler)
Kenpachi Zaraki (Bleach)
Izaya Orihara (Durarara!)
Shizuo Heiwajima (Durarara!)
Kurama/Shuichi Minamino (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Karasu (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Izumi Curtis (Full Metal Alchemist/Brotherhood)
Greed (Full Metal Alchemist/Brotherhood)
Grencia Elijah Guo Eckner Mars (a lot of names, I know! I probably got the order wrong…=3) (Cowboy Bebop)

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Oh, Bassy! Thunk, thunk, scrape, scrape, look who has come to experience the rape!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Hey, Kenpachi! Pass me that towel, would you? Now, whatcha wanna do?

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Um, Izaya...that's kinda unexpected of you, but okay! I'll be your best woman!

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Yay, Shi-chan! Just don't freak when Izaya's over to pick out a suit...

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Don't blow anything up, Karasu!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Izumi! NOOOOOO!

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Greed, stop! I thought you said you don't fight girls!

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

GREEEEEEEEEEEEN! I love you, don't do this!

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

He whines for a bit then starts wondering about how pretty I look with red on!

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

My own Zanpakuto!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Izaya won't do shit! He'll probably laugh then Celty would have to get me!

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Cuz he's one hell of a butler!

Beryl’s Personal Catchphrases

Whaaaat!?
That’s okay, though.
I’m sorry. (I say this unnecessarily, sometimes.)
Seriously, though.
Anywayses…
Step yo game up, [insert random anime character’s name here]!

Beryl’s Responses When…(Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler I & II)

She learned Sebastian can tie a cherry stem in a knot with his tongue…
“Wonder what else he can do…” *suggestively wiggles almost non-existent eyebrows*

She sees the corset scene…
“Oh, I know what they’re doing. He’s just tightening the corset, that’s all. You can’t fool the person who’s watched over 30 anime during the course of her natural born life! But that was still sexy!”

She sees the Viscount Druitt slide his fingers down Ciel’s side.
*laughs uncontrollably, slams shin in the process* Pedophile!!

She first saw Grell Sutcliff…
“He’s so gay!” *laughs until stomach bursts*

She saw Sebastian seducing that lucky girl in Episode 17...
*in denial* “He didn’t! Well, by that angle…he did!” *laughs* “ ‘Something smells’? What, the situation or her vagina? *realizes after scene passes* And what the hell does Ciel know? ’He does this every time’!? Fast twelve-year-old! Calm down, Grell! We wanted it, too. We wanted it, too.”

She first saw Undertaker…

“…WTF?”

She realized that all Sebastian fought with was utensils…
“Where does he keep it all!? He must be a klepto for these kinds of things…does anyone else think that this fact is hilarious?”

She discovered that Grell had a nice singing voice…
“Wow…I was not expecting that.”
When Sebastian says, “Fisticuffs, then?” in the English Dub.

laughs uncontrollably* “He said, ’Fisticuffs’!”

Ciel’s about to slap the shit out of Elizabeth for destroying his ring…
*pauses video to dance around the living room, cuz she HATES Elizabeth* “Oh, she gonna get it, she gonna get the pimp hand!” *goes to the fridge to get something to drink while singing* “Do it, Ciel! Slap her! God knows we ALL want to!” *starts video, rubbing hands in anticipation* Almost there…release the anger, Ciel-NO! SEBASTIAN, WHY’D YOU STOP HIIIIIM!?…Dammit.”

She first sees Lau and experiences his first memory lapse…
“The first Asian in this anime…so you’re telling me that he didn’t know the whole time who he was talking about!?” *laughs*

She first sees Madame Red…
“Don’t tell me she just *giggles* felt up Sebastian’s ass…” *laughs then rewinds video* “HAHA…she did! I wish I was there!”

Grell’s reviewing Madame Red’s Cinematic Record…
*laughs insensitively when the doctor tells her how her husband died* “There were hit-and-runs back then!? He got killed by wood! I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I know I’m a horrible person.”

Grell, Sebastian, and William are pinning Angela’s wings…
“I want to play darts, too!” *laughs when Grell says the same*

Ash informs Ciel and Sebastian about the Queen’s orders…
“You honestly don’t see the resemblance between him and Angela!? Seriously, though! It’s Angela with a-”*sees chocolate*”Hey…gimme some!”

First sees Soma and Agni…
“Another pair of Asians! OMG, he has purple hair! And they actually have Indian accents! I wonder who does their voices?” *looks it up* “Chris Ayres does Soma’s voice!? I have GOT to get into this business.”

She sees Alois get out of bed with fat ugly dude in it…
“WTF is up with adolescent boys and tragic pasts in this anime!? Is that a tattoo on his tongue!?”

She sees Alois gauging out Hanna’s eye…
“What the…this bitch is crazy!! And nobody’s doing anything to stop him!? What kind of-nope, nope. I’d get out of there if I were you.”

She sees Sebastian poorly disguised…
“Sebastian, we know it’s you. Or, at least, I know. Oh, I wonder what’s in that box…Ciel!? Haha…it’s my boy in a box.” *Lonely Island reference*

She sees Claude tap-dancing…
“TF? Now this is plain silly.”

Ciel acts like he doesn’t remember Lau and Ran Mao attacking him and Sebastian last season…
“What’s happening? Is this whole thing some giant OVA?”

Alois abuses Hanna yet again…
“What the hell’s wrong with this bitch? No, you wear your own clothes, you blond tyrant! Hanna, wtf are you doing!? Really!? Really!? I feel sorry for this child! Uh, what? Claude was there the whole time!? Man, ain’t this about a-” *pauses video to vent*

Grell shows up with his camera and Sebastian poses willingly.
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” *nosebleeds all over the computer screen*

Claude uses his tongue to lick the cream from his nose…
“Wonder what else he can do with that?” *suggestively wiggles almost non-existent eyebrows then nosebleeds*

When everyone aboard the train realizes their potential and Sebastian shutting them down…
“*laughs* Damn, Sebastian! Let them feel useful!”

When Alois is bleeding while Claude is distracted by the taste of Ciel’s blood…
*imitates (Japanese dub) Alois while laughing* “Claude-o, Claude-o! Taskete, Claude-o! HAHA! I’m sorry, Alois, he’s kinda high right now. Can I take a message?”

Hanna pulls weapons out of nowhere…
“Where’d she…? There must be a lot of room in there…Sebastian, don’t put your hand there!”

She discovers Hanna’s a boss…
“And I felt sorry for you! Hanna, that was *censored* up!”

Sebastian and Claude make a deal…
“Demons will be demons, I guess.”

That deal fails miserably…
“Damn. Well, Sebastian, you’re Ciel’s bitch forever. Tell me, how does that feel?”

Sebastian starts crying…
“OH SHIT! We’re all gonna die! Someone *censored* up, man! Someone *censored* up! Sebastian is CRYING!”

She learns that Alois Trancy’s real name is Jim McCain…
*snorts* “That’s an UGLY name!” *laughs*

Grell tries that tea Sebastian made him…
“OMG! Your face looks like Kim Kardashian’s ass!”

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Into the Miasma by crossyourteez reviews
The thought of him sends sharp spikes through me, and I hear myself gasp with the pain. I am halfway to crumpling on the ground when Kuronue takes hold of me and urges me to remain standing. He's asking why, and it's all I can do to shake my head, over and over again. I can't. I can barely breathe. Holy, what have I done to Kurama? Third and last in series. Read the others first!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,985 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 15h - Published: 12/30/2014 - Hiei, Kurama M., Kuronue, OC
The Houseguests by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
Hey, I was sure I could handle this. Mom would only be gone a week, and my siblings could behave sometimes. Piece of cake, right? Not when Envy shows up in your basement, it's not. And yet somehow he becomes the least of my problems...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,547 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Envy, OC - Complete
Compulsion by Phantom Ou reviews
Sequel to Obsession. The new year seems to bring about tragedies: not only does a raging epidemic sweep across the villages, but in the city, an insatiable killer targets the nobility. Just what are his motives? "My existence was forgotten. I don't possess that kind of decency you'd expect to find in all humans alike. No, in fact, the only thing I obey are my compulsions."
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,905 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Ciel P., Alois T.
The Sin Of Innocence by Phantom Ou reviews
At the sound of her voice, you cringe; she calls for you, incessantly. The abyss of madness beckons you with a jagged, sinister grin. Resilient chains bind the soul you have so foolishly forsaken, for all eternity. Let this lesson be known: Once you have sacrificed the bliss of simplicity, there is no turning back. Rated T for dark themes.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,429 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Ciel P., Alois T.
Men and Angels by Laora reviews
Trisha can't understand; she's terrified, but she has to stay calm. Her boys are gone, replaced by her sons from the future...and something, she knows, is terribly wrong.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,716 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Edward E., Trisha E. - Complete
What Could Have Been by Phantom Ou reviews
An original take on the history of Grell Sutcliff as a human. Very much inspired by a tragic quote/anecdote found on the Web. One-shot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Grell S. - Complete
Memories of Cake and Death by MyChemicalDarkness reviews
Haunted from dreadful memories of his past life, present day Ciel tries to figure out who this man cloaked in darkness is. Coming across Sebastian, together they must face trials from Heaven and Hell, with the help from a few faces of the past. S/C
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,019 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Jeux du Coeur by Naria Lacour de Fanel reviews
He's watched this game play on long enough, now he will take control of the pieces. Undertaker/Grell/William
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,388 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Undertaker, Grell S.
Story Of The Century by WhiteLadyDragon reviews
An amateur journalist's search for a story to finally legitimize her leads her tumbling into the heart of a monstrous war of minds upon seeing things she shouldn't have, starting with a strange photo and an even stranger young man. L x OC. COMPLETED! Art by Timekeeper101.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 254,300 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009 - [L, OC] [Light Y., Misa A.] - Complete
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Get Through Together
Kido's been through all sorts of scary situations before, but this one takes the cake. He's already been rejected by his peers; will someone he loves reject him, too?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Published: 4/8 - Kido A. - Complete
A Mother's Will reviews
Companion piece to "What Has Happened to My Boy?" Rachel Phantomhive, present in spirit, questions about the intentions her son's new butler has towards him. What are his intentions? Whatever they may be, she is determined to protect her boy - no matter what the cost.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., Rachel P. - Complete
Why L isn't Good Boyfriend Material reviews
Because we should know better. Join the slightly delusional character known as O in this silly "investigation" as she assumes the position as L's girlfriend because someone needs to identify with her pain. Slightly crack.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,674 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - L - Complete
A Regular Comedian
A foreign exchange student gets on Light's nerves, especially when all he does is crack terrible jokes about his name. A short story.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Light Y. - Complete
What Has Her Boy Become? reviews
Summary: Present in spirit, Rachel Phantomhive's thoughts as she mourns what her son has become over time. A poem for Phantom Ou-sama.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Ciel P., Rachel P. - Complete
The Life and Death of a Strawberry reviews
"I am lifted up and dumped in a dark, dark place. Now, what will happen to me in this abyss?" Because we all want to know what happened to that strawberry that L gives Mogi. Warning: you may actually feel sorry for a fruit if you read this. If not, you were at least entertained by the idea of a sentient strawberry. One-sided Strawberry x Mogi
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Mogi K. - Complete
Within the Darkness reviews
A poem describing someone particularly dastardly, but deceivingly innocent.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Pride, Selim B. - Complete
If God Likes Photos reviews
A poem dedicated to Maes Hughes, a man who didn't deserve his fate.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Maes H. - Complete
Glad To Be of Service reviews
Winry gets a letter and package from Edward, containing his automail scraps, a train ticket to Central, and specific directions. What is he up to? A story for the wonderful kash30032000.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
A Letter of Apology reviews
Edward's letter to Alphonse apologizing for something regrettable he's done.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Alchemy Runs in the Family reviews
Edward's been through a lot of scary situations. He's lost an arm and a leg, joined the military, fought powerful foes, both human and inhuman, and much more. But the fear that he feels when his daughter asks him to teach her Alchemy is…unbelievable. A short story.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Edward E. - Complete
Soliloquies of Sin reviews
Sin. Some of us wallow in it, whilst others strive to be free of it. This first chapter is featuring my depiction of one of these sins. You may know him as Greed. Delve deep into his mind, learn of his ambitions and possibly his other brethren in this collection of poems titled "Soliloquies of Sin."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Greed, Envy - Complete
The Indolent Spider reviews
A poem about the demon who best fits this description. Hope you enjoy.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Claude F. - Complete
Perfect Performer reviews
A poem about the demon who best fits this description. I hope you enjoy.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Sebastian M.
Epic of the Elric Brothers reviews
A poem I made based off of the first series, summarizing the Elrics' tough, yet inspiring journey. I hope you enjoy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Silverware Services reviews
AU. Because Sebastian Michaelis is the guy you want to call when you're dead set on scaring the absolute crap out of someone-especially if they have a vendetta against cats. T for some strong language...and ridiculous similes/metaphors.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sebastian M. - Complete
The Color Red reviews
On the eve of her 40th birthday, Angelina receives a strange letter. It claims that the sender is her imaginary friend, and he would like to have a couple words with her.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Grell S., Madam Red - Complete
Musings of A New Servant reviews
Spin off of MOANG. Join in on the ramblings of the pervy baker as she plots to conquer our favorite demon. She stops at nothing until she could have that ass! Could she be Grell's competition? Includes molested Sebastian, aggravated Grell,& sexy time?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,235 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Thompson's Troubles reviews
Cock-blocking: when possible chances of having sex with a woman are intercepted. Poor Thompson is witness to the constant war between his brothers, Canterbury and Timber.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Cantebury/Canterbury, Timber - Complete
Kuroshitsuji Poems reviews
Two poems I wrote after re-watching episode 24. One is in Ciel's POV and the other is in Sebastian's.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Musings of A New Girl reviews
A humorous observation of the Kuroshitsuji characters in the mini society that is high school. A bullied Grell, the sexy Sebastian, an annoying Alois, and many more in the eyes of the new girl.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,774 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Complete