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Joined 06-30-11, id: 3033334, Profile Updated: 07-31-14
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and World Only God Knows/神のみぞ知るセカイ.

Hi :)

Being a fanfiction writer is a tough 'job' alright. I haven't been able to control well my time lately, so I'm trying to change. Please don't get your expectations high with frequent updates, I haven't attained that level of writing yet. In the mean time, feel free to check out my stories and favourites.

Happy reading!

For those wondering about my personal (boring) info, continue reading here. I'm a guy. I'm a sophomore (I like the way the word sounds). I dream of becoming a writer (keyword: dream).


Stories in progress: "The Shinobi World God Only Knows", "With a Friend"


TSWGOK: Plot to be determined; it's still not completely clear which way I'm going to direct the story. //SPOILER// All I know is that the first to be conquered is not our pink-haired kunoichi.

With a Friend: Not so popular, so not on my priority list. If you want to read something from an OC's POV, check this out (if you want to, of course).

ANO [HIATUS: This is some childish writing haha


Future stories: Got caught up in a lot of stuff lately, so new ideas concerning half-bloods and annual televised gladiator-ish shows are popping into my head. I've planned out some new fics to complete. Look forward to new adventures!

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Fairy Tale by Inuyonas reviews
Ok. Remember all those Fairy tales we heard when we were young? Well Instead of those characters who were in them originally, imagine Naruto characters in their place.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 112,149 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 18h - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U.
Return of the Capturing God II by Fan of Fanfics21 reviews
To all fans of Return of the Capturing God, if you have reserved your copy of the Second Season, please click here and resume the journey of the Second Capturing God Naruto Uzumaki.-Neptunia Arc Active-
Crossover - Naruto & World Only God Knows/神のみぞ知るセカイ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,582 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Naruto U., Elsie
Nine Demons by phoenixyfriend reviews
Nine demon souls and ten human ones are sent ten years back by the order of the gods. Thus, the Bijuu, the Jinchuuriki, and one not-quite-dead priest will save the day, one ridiculously convoluted step at a time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3271 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Reborn at Hogwarts by phoenixyfriend reviews
Honestly, none of them expected the dimension to collapse, other than Hidan. None of them expected to be reborn, with memories fully intact, in a different dimension. None of them expected to learn magic in this new world. None of them expected anything that happened. But it did.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,486 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Akatsuki
DreamWorld by phoenixyfriend reviews
When Zoro sleeps, he travels far beyond the danger that is the Grand Line. Of course, he's only met one person on the other side of that barrier, but that will change soon enough. Soon enough...
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,705 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sasuke U., Zoro
The Plot of the Hunger Games in 200 Words or Less by thecatclouder reviews
Yes, one of these again. You've seen this for Twilight, now it is the Hunger Games's turn. The plot of the Hunger Games, summed up in under 200 words parodying all the way, without any of the unnecessary babble. Well, it is under 200 words. See for yourself, and don't forget to review.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Cinna, Katniss E., Peeta M., Rue
What You Get For A Milk Carton by siqwithaQ reviews
Ace is tired. There's spilt milk in the kitchen, he has Writer's Block, and his little brother chooses now to come knocking on his door. About that? Ace doesn't have a little brother. So just who is this kid?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,742 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Ace, Luffy, T. Law
Ice and Dark by windstruck07 reviews
One-shot. Pitch finds a light he never thought he'd find. One-sided PitchXElsa. May be or may not be related to Red Moon and Black Ice (my other fic) but... hmm. :)
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Complete
Turning Fourteen by TheNextFolchart reviews
"It's your birthday?" Pansy Parkinson asked from across the table. Crabbe nodded glumly. "Fourteenth." /Written for challenges on HPFC
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Vincent C., Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Returning by javamoose reviews
After the ordeal between the feuding camps has been settled, Nico seeks to return to Greece to help the Seven. Reyna tries to convince him to stay to recuperate. It's then that Nico has a revelation.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Nico A., Reyna - Complete
In the Midst of Battle by phoenixyfriend reviews
She didn't love him. Except she did. Or she used to...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Karin U., Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Fanficers Guide to the Galaxy: Cliches by xxYou-shall-be-my-Squishyxx reviews
My name is Aiko Hanashi and my goal is to humorously point out all the cliches I've noticed in my years a fanficing.Newbies can come for some insight and oldies can come and laugh at mistakes we've all made.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 16,792 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Naruto U.
TWGOK: Yin-Yang God by Fan of Fanfics21 reviews
Watch as the story of The World God Only Knows is reset and is added with new feature in the protoganist Keima as a certain favorite blond ninja is added to this mix! Naruto/TWGOK xover-On Hiatus-
Crossover - Naruto & World Only God Knows/神のみぞ知るセカイ - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,900 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Naruto U., Keima K.
What Does the Fox Say? by phoenixyfriend reviews
Well, it certainly doesn't say anything nice.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Infinitely Stranger by Aurilia reviews
Series-rewrite AU. John was a lot of things - brother, son, friend. Doctor. Former soldier. But the one thing that any Holmes couldn't have expected was the one thing he was best at: Mage. Rating for language. Illustrated version available at Archive of Our Own, same pen name, same title.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 202,433 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
Three Generations of Brunettes and Redheads by phoenixyfriend reviews
Because reincarnation likes to mess with people, and crack likes to play around even more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P., Hashirama S., Mito U. - Complete
60 Seconds by Estoma reviews
60 100 word drabbles from 60 characters centred on the 74th Hunger Games. Tributes, mentors and escorts. Includes: Peeta's last thoughts, Glimmer undresses in front of Marvel, Finnick calls home, Clove is confused, Foxface likes chemistry, Thresh declines an offer, Haymitch sees defining moments, Cecilia tells her son a story, Cato is abused. Cover image by April.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 6,629 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M., Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Choking by phoenixyfriend reviews
They were the most conventional love story... and then they weren't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Chōji A., Kin T. - Complete
A Mizukage's Intervention by phoenixyfriend reviews
Mei just can't help but throw a little help Chouji's way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Mei T., Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
Gender Confusion by phoenixyfriend reviews
Deidara doesn't get angry when people mistake his gender. He actually finds it hilarious. So catching wind of gossiping Akatsuki members doesn't lead to explosions galore. It just leads to copious amounts of trolling of his comrades. Sasori is not amused. Fem!Dei, but not. Sort of. No one's really all that sure, at this point. And then things go down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 161,486 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
HashTag by phoenixyfriend reviews
"Tag, you're it!" Hashirama liked this game.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Hashirama S., Madara U., Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Enkaku Byakugan by phoenixyfriend reviews
The Byakugan had its own second level, and it was just as likely to drive its user mad as the Mangekyo, as the possibilities of the universe drove the wielder mad. Hinata was just lucky that she had a support system.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Hinata H., Hiashi H., Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Day with Taka by phoenixyfriend reviews
In which Karin is a sociopath, Sasuke is afraid of his crotch, Suigetsu is a pervert, and Juugo just wishes they'd all grow up a bit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Team Hawk, Suigetsu H., Karin U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sai and Dementors by phoenixyfriend reviews
No one ever realized how bad of a combination the two would be.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Team Seven, Sai - Complete
Itachi-hime by Simplegift96 reviews
Crack-fic. Sasuke really shouldn't have gotten out of bed that morning...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
A How-To Guide on Rambling by Serendipithy reviews
Because everyone deserves the opportunity to explode, even (or especially) when it's not in one's nature to do so. ItaSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,626 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Masks by phoenixyfriend reviews
No one ever really guessed the REAL reason Obito wanted to become the Juubi's Jinchuuriki. Warning: Pure, unadulterated crack.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Boredom by Kenocka
The air around Nasus was dry and skeptical. He even raised an eyebrow at Hecarim's words. If the undead centaur wished to deny his need for companionship then he would not try to contradict him.
League of Legends - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Nasus, Hecarim - Complete
Peace by Kenocka reviews
"Sleep Brother. Know what peace you may." For butcher-and-the-summoner on Tumblr.
League of Legends - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Nasus, Renekton - Complete
The Tattoo Of the Freljord by ReimielAngel reviews
The third and probably final trio of mini League stories. This time featuring Annie and Ashe. Hot and Cold. "By the way, have you seen my bear Tibbers?"
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Annie, Ashe - Complete
Sakura 2013 by PureWaterLily reviews
So now Sakura wants to be Hokage. Eh. Why not. Spoilerish 632.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke 2013 by PureWaterLily reviews
So Sasuke wants to be Hokage. Uh-huh. Yeah, sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Hashigasms, Shipping Wars and Sasuke's Sparkly New Ambition by Levi Ackerman reviews
And the epic unending clash between the Minato and Itachi fanclubs. Because manga chapter 631 was full of all that crack. Featuring Sakura, Sasuke, Hinata, Minato, Kushina, Madara, Tenten, Ino, Shikamaru, the fanboys and more! And a sulking Neji who still hasn't quite recovered from his traumatic death sequence. Parody. Naruto 631 spoilers. naruhina sasusaku-ish
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Complete
Rain by Kenocka
It was raining, the sidewalk was slippery, and Caitlyn abruptly found herself ass over teacup. Gift-fic for targetmarked.
League of Legends - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Caitlyn, Nasus - Complete
Sleep by Kenocka reviews
The wraith had no sense of boundaries or was – more likely – freely ignoring what was considered socially acceptable. Gift-fic for grabthelanternfool.
League of Legends - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Nasus, Thresh - Complete
News by lollygirl128 reviews
Nico and the five remaining heroes of the prophecy think of ways they could have saved Percy and Annabeth from Tartarus, and dread having to break the news to camp. Set directly after MoA.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Nico A. - Complete
The Answer to All Things Interesting by lollygirl128 reviews
After months of wondering and plenty of accumulated questions, Paul finally witnesses something that prompts Sally and Percy to explain everything. And they MEAN everything. But how hard will it be to make Paul understand that they aren't lying?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,974 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Percy J., Paul B. - Complete
Sexy Itachi no Jutsu by PureWaterLily reviews
Naruto comes up with a brilliant plan to bring Sasuke back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Only a Ghost of a Hope by phoenixyfriend reviews
He was dead. She knew that. So why did she keep seeing him?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Opposites Will Temper by phoenixyfriend reviews
They started out so different, but grew to be the same. NaruHina contest entry. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Bench by TraipsingExodus reviews
Small are the forgotten. Literally.
League of Legends - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Lulu, Tristana, Poppy - Complete
In Search Of Wonderland by lyrainthedark reviews
A decade has passed since the end of Voldemort's second war, when Draco Malfoy finds himself with a peculiar problem. A furry problem. A problem with fangs and fuzzy ears, a problem with a cottonpuff of a tail - but then he's always had a knack for getting himself into trouble, and this time Luna Lovegood knows the way out. A bit of comedy, a bit of drama, a bit of romance...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Dance With Me by XSpike4evaX reviews
Luna waits for Draco following the Yule Ball. She is the only one who can turn his night into a good one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Picnic by TraipsingExodus reviews
Evil relaxes.
League of Legends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Kassadin - Complete
Coffee Break by Owl Satire reviews
Jayce is introduced to the wonders of coffee, and Irelia is the one who has to suffer for it. Slightly crack.
League of Legends - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Irelia, Jayce - Complete
How to Confess by D3m0nDarks reviews
Neji has a crush, but doesn't know how to admit it, so Tenten decides to help him out. One-shot NejiTen TO BE REWRITTEN
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2012 - [Tenten, Neji H.] - Complete
The Birth of a Legend by jikap reviews
Taught by "The Professor" himself, the genin team that later would come to be known as "The Sannin" shouldn't have any problems with a simple chunin exam, right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Tsunade S. - Complete
picking fights by xBrokenRecordx reviews
"My God...he actually likes a girl." - Shikaku x Yoshino; Shikamaru x Temari
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Yoshino N., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Revenge by crowlady reviews
No one is exempt from the wrath of Neji Hyuga.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Greatest Hero by XoverMasta reviews
Hermes always had regrets...but one of the few things he will never regret is falling in love with Uzumaki Kushina, and then siring one of the greatest heroes to ever set foot in both dimensions... Watch as his son Uzumaki Naruto becomes the GREATEST HERO
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,250 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Naruto U., Artemis - Complete
Hollow by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
His name was Obito Uchiha. His age at the time of death was thirteen. He held the rank of chūnin. He is survived by his sensei and two teammates. He will be missed. "Sorry I'm late, Obito... but I guess I just got lost on the road of life."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Kakashi H., Torune
A Closeted Affair by Dotti3 reviews
If she couldn't have Sakura as her actual daughter, Mikoto was determined to have her as a daughter-in-law. And she would do anything to accomplish her goal. Even if it meant shoving some stubborn shinobi in a closet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
ISS Naruto Style by TempDeactivatedAcct1331 reviews
Anyone in your average public school should know what I.S.S. stands for: In School Suspension. It's hell on Earth, the most boring moments of your teenage life, and Naruto was sent there. Enter the realm of Naruto's unique mind and see just how fun I.S.S. can actually be...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pein's Ranting by Fade-To-Shadow reviews
Pein's having a bad day...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
WIN by theBrillianceofNight reviews
Tenten and Neji make opposing decisions with alike results. Lee wins.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Team Gai - Complete
Tub of Butter by Rockleerox93 reviews
Despite being classified with cooler high schoolers, he still hangs out with the simplest person he knows. His buddy, Chouji. But it isn't fair...Why did that girl like his friend anyway? Chouji was his only. AU. Hurt/Comfort/Friendship. Some Romance. ShikaChou, some GaaLee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Shikamaru N., Chōji A. - Complete
Naruto Visits the Supermarket by FanficMonster101 reviews
And nothing could possible go wrong. Unless pineapples are involved, of course. Rated T for language, biting, and general tomfoolery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stuff Sasuke Says by ZOMG its Angie reviews
It's when everything your best friend says can be summarized into seven simple words that you realize just how much he needs you to force him to confess his true feelings for a certain pinket
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
If the Shoe Fits by distraught.hallelujah reviews
You are now reading a lesson on how to write a good story, beginning with none other than the beginning. For the purpose of this experiment, we shall use a Cinderella spin-off Naruto fan fiction as the story line, because spin-offs are, let's face it, a lot of fun. You should be fully stocked with rotten fruit before beginning this book. I will be saying I told you so.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,527 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear People of Konoha by File Redacted reviews
Naruto is pissed off at the villagers in Konoha for treating him like a monster. He's ready to leave and call it quits. This is the letter he sends them before his departure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto - Complete
girl gamer by ohwhatsherface reviews
The members of Team Seven were competitive about everything... EVERYTHING.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
It's All Madara's Fault by Lil' DeiDei reviews
It is all Madara's fault. Kyuubi? Madara. Jinchuuriki? Madara. Uchiha? Madara. Sakura's large and tragic forehead issues? Madara. Thus, he has to go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Madara U., Team Seven - Complete
Quality Time with Team Seven by hello.anne reviews
There was a reason why Kakashi rarely ate out with his students.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Itachi is a Massive Troll by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Itachi and Sasuke have a conversation during the Fourth Shinobi World War. It doesn't turn out the way that Sasuke expects it to. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 286 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
How to Annoy Sebby by xxTeh-Ninja reviews
Ever wonder how to annoy Sebastian Michaelis? WELL, I'm here to help! I hope you enjoy ! :3
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sebastian M. - Complete
The Sannin by protossfire reviews
Jiraiya and Tsunade get frustrated during a village council meeting. They decide to remind everyone just who exactly they are, and why they're the most famous team to ever come out of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
Naruto Did What! by distraught.hallelujah reviews
Sasuke heard from Sakura who heard from Ino who heard from Choji who heard from Tenten who heard from Lee who heard from Guy Sensei who heard from Kakashi that Naruto has just bought a slave. Squad 7 one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Friends with Benefits by BetterDeadThanAlone reviews
Ino and Shikamaru try the friends with benefits thing. Try being the key word. .:Heavy T, bordering light M:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,819 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Caution! : Contagious! Icha Icha Addiction by HiddenBehindCrimsonEyes reviews
One-shot. Humor. How Team Kakashi got hooked on Icha Icha Series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Team Seven - Complete
If the Shoe Fits by theBrillianceofNight reviews
In answer of the age-old question, "What if someone other than Cinderella fit into the glass slipper?" AU, now updated with more "What If" situations.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Complete
Jiraiya's Update by Mattell reviews
Exactly what the title says. Besides, messing with the Hidden Villages is fun! Set before Jiraiya's death. Warning: Some bad language. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor the original text. I'd be a genius if I did. Which I'm not. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Tsunade S. - Complete
The Latte by infinite vertigo reviews
As many freshman, Deidara's first day of college is hectic, scary, and awkward. However, nothing beats getting lost, having coffee spilled on you, swearing at your teacher then walking into his class thirty minutes later. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Habits by Pure Love of Loving reviews
Hidan has a habit, and only one answer to a logical argument. Kakuzu and Hidan friendship fic. Rated for Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
YEAHHH! by suna's violinist reviews
another short drabble i guess hints of sasunarusasu might continue it. not sure yet. Sasuke goes get coffee. naruto works there. Itachi stalking Sasuke. you know the usual.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Not an Option by phoenixyfriend reviews
When it came to her, Sanji had learned, Romance was not an option. One Shot. FemZoro.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
What Have You Done? by Midnightsun7 reviews
Naruto, at 16 yrs old, was banished from Konoha. The council went behind Tsunade's back, but he didn't know that. Furious, Naruto's love for Konoha evaporated as he ran off. Five years later, Akatsuki has a powerful new leader, and he looks familiar...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,964 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Naruto U.
A Magical Mission by MurasakiYasu reviews
Harry Potter X Naruto Crossover! Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi are on a mission at Hogwarts to protect Harry Potter but is it too much to hope that the enemy won't notice their presence? SasuNaruSasu and hopefully later Drarry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,828 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Hiruzen Sarutobi's The Gods of Shinobi by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
A collection of the esteemed professor's most influential works and theories compiled from the notes of the late Hiruzen Sarutobi by his son Asuma Sarutobi and his grandson Konohamaru Sarutobi. Gen, Crack, WMG, etc.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hiruzen S.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows CRACK by Levi Ackerman reviews
Crackfic. SPOILERS for HP Deathly Hallows Part 2. Movieverse. In which Fred demands a tragic death scene, Hannah Abbott is furious at Neville's sudden romance with Luna, and Voldemort bestows hugs like a psychotic circus clown. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Return of the Capturing God by Fan of Fanfics21 reviews
A young Naruto finds an all to familiar gaming system which later on leads him to being called the "Capturing God" online, but like the previous "Capturing God".Naruto must capture real girls and if he doesn't, he'll lose his head! TWGOK X-over
Crossover - Naruto & World Only God Knows/神のみぞ知るセカイ - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,388 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Naruto U., Elsie - Complete
Stuck In A Loop by Inuyonas reviews
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, My likes are NOT you, and my dislikes ARE you..." NOT YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,844 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No More Moon's Eye Plan by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Naruto and Killer Bee show what they think of Madara's plan the only way they know how - with gratuitous overkill and excessively enormous explosions. Drabble. Crackfic. Some strong language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Killer Bee, Naruto U. - Complete
TOTALLY Less Than Threatening by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
The six undead former-jinchuuriki socialize and discuss the relative "lame-ness" of their respective bijuu. Oneshot. Crack. Rated T for some mild-to-moderate cursing. Disclaimer: "It's fun to write characters who have no real defined personalities..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Fū, Yugito N. - Complete
Through The Fire And Flames by 07XReflectional reviews
Nico remembers Bianca during the Xmas season! Floods of memories come bak and he ends up acceptng life. His trnsfrmation from innocent Nico to badass Nico is shown. Everything goes from sad to happy. "Through the fire and the flames" Takes place aftr TLO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Nico A., Bianca A. - Complete
Less Than Silent Treatment by JimmyDANj2 reviews
In which the complete absence of tangible activity actually invigorates the conversation between two champions; one who chanced upon the other in the calm between routine storms. The line between stoic and flippant is substantially blurred. Dialogue only.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Complete
Whatever Could Go Wrong by The . L O S T . Paperclip reviews
If the Hunger Games movie were played by the Naruto cast . . .
Crossover - Naruto & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/20/2010
Soul Mates by Midnightsun7 reviews
Naruto is an 18 year old leaf-nin. She's clueless about love, so what happens when Sai, Kiba, and Neji all seem to take a liking to her? And then Sasuke turns up at the village just to find her? Fem Naru! Naru x Sasu, Naru x Sai, Naru x Gaara *On Hiatus*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,210 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 122 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ren's Milk by hakuoh reviews
Horohoro will try anything to get his hands on Ren's milk. HoroRen, oneshot.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Horohoro U., Ren T. - Complete
Kronos's Diary by ChildInMe reviews
Kronos, our favorite bad guy in PJO, keeps a girly diary. Now what could be in this diary? The inside mind of what we once thought was a threatening villain.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7077 - Favs: 5,446 - Follows: 2,248 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
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Leaves
Two leaves pushed by the wind of fate meet... and part. Cover by kuroko-kun (search for him on deviantArt).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Complete
Plan in Practice reviews
A random short about the feelings of a proud telkhine during his rebirth in Tartarus. Happens during the Heroes of Olympus series, House of Hades book. Did I mention it would be random?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Complete
Toying with Your Name reviews
A fanficer decides to badger the last Uchiha by deforming his name. Story takes place after Sasuke (16) is brought back to Konoha. A dash of OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Shinobi World God Only Knows reviews
Keima and Elsie have to capture Weiss... from another Dimension!
Crossover - Naruto & World Only God Knows/神のみぞ知るセカイ - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,362 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Naruto U., Keima K.
With a Friend, From the Start reviews
AU. Self explanatory title. Born from the thought 'What if Naruto HAD a friend with him from the beginning'.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Naruto U.
Akatsuki's Night Out reviews
They were only playing cards 'til late into the night, and somehow, getting caught by Leader-sama led to a punishment/party every Friday...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Akatsuki