Nyghtvision
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Joined 12-02-02, id: 303353, Profile Updated: 09-24-09
Author has written 13 stories for Ronin Warriors, Artemis Fowl, Gundam Wing/AC, Song of the Lioness, Spirited Away, and Big Bang Theory.

Nyghtvision is no longer active. She can be found on livejournal, apparently writing for Big Bang Theory (who knew?) but not as Nyghtvision. Take the best kind of Python and the best snake from Good Omens and you'll get there eventually.

She would like you to know that she cannot be held responsible for the things she wrote when she was 13. (i.e., most of this content) And now, as an older and wiser woman, who is legally allowed to drink and vote and possess firearms and drive, sometimes all at once, she finds them embarrassing and silly and would take them down in a heartbeat. But people are still reading them. So hell: at least they're reading.

So she is going to leave them up because she loved them once.

She loves you still.

And wants you to be happy, and go outside more, and get excited about science.

Will you do that?

Please?

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The Black Grail by Rabid Wookiee Y reviews
A Monty Python Blackadder crossover! Edmund gets his scheming hands on the Holy Grail... this ought to be good.
Crossover - Monty Python & Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Heart of Time by That Aerin reviews
Artemis searches for the answer to his strange memories with an eccentric idiotic girl, but the pieces of the puzzle just aren't fitting. Meanwhile, the People are in danger, and the only solution is something that can save them- or destroy them. (Ch 11)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,423 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 7/11/2003
Vampires, Ronins, and Warlords: Oh, my! by DarkFlame136 reviews
Rekka's tired of the same old scenery, so he moves with his 'friend' to Japan. Dais is tired of his roommate, so he moves in as well. What happens next? Wait and see! And what's this about back-to-school? And...how old is Talpa REALLY?
Ronin Warriors - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,786 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003
Dead Man's Curve by intriKate reviews
The last moments of Ysabell and Mort.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/4/2003
Demons in the Doorway, Monsters Down the Hall by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
Now that the Dynasty is gone, the Ronins are free to live their normal teenaged lives, right? Maybe not. And they thought high school was scary... COMPLETE
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 128,762 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Complete
Relena Peacecraft and the Quest for the Holy Grail by Mogui reviews
Parody of Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail. Relena's quest for the Holy Grail results in lot's of insanity. It's still funny even if you haven't seen the movie (of course it helps)!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,219 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/15/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003
Love Undying by The Sharra reviews
Love, hate! Good, evil! It's up to five self-inserts, their animal guardians, and buttloads of RW fandom clichés to save the WORLD from the Rotisserie-Club Dynasty. Written with Amanda Swiftgold.
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,626 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2003 - Published: 4/7/2001
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Yours The Earth and All That's In It reviews
Sheldon loses the Nobel. Penny makes pie. The season ends. The world ends. They fix it. They ruin it. Then they find each other. And it all makes sense in the end. This is the first part: the rest is on lj. I have loved you all very much.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Holly Wreath reviews
Nyghtvision respectfully Presents, for your Holiday Amusement, Part the First of a Holiday Story, chronicling, among Other Things, tales of a certain Holly Short and her father.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Holly S.
Lord of the Armors reviews
Like 'Lord of the Rings' Like humor, sock puppets, and the Ancient One? Step this way, children, for a hilarious, beautifully written parodyactionadventure. Note: No sock puppets or elves were harmed in the making of this fic.
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 5/20/2004
Artemis Fowl: The Ivory Files reviews
Just what it says on the label: Humor. Suspense. Flamingos. A strange visitor from Japan. The Dark Side of the Tooth Fairy. Plot should thicken to the consistency of tiramisu. Add a pinch of Bob, bake for an hour and read.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,758 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 1/19/2003
Idiot Savant reviews
Written in response to AbigailNicole’s “Idiot Savant” challenge. See Artemis cringe from Quality Bonding Time as his father attempts to discover his weaknesses and Get to Know Him Better. Because nobody can be a genius at everything… right? Parody
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/19/2004
The Knights of Tortall and the Holy Grail reviews
The Tortallan crew get divine guidance and a quest to seek the Holy Grail, with striking resemblance to a plot stolen from Monty Python. Lite Fluff -- No Calories!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,678 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2003 - Published: 5/27/2003
Everything I Need to Know About Life reviews
Everything I Need to Know About Life I Learned from Spirited Away Print this out. Carry it close to your heart. You'll need it the next time you go into a bath-house. In screenplay style, undergoing revision to suit ff.net's needs
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 6/23/2003
The Lost Art of Wandering from Room to Room reviews
What happens when the entire cast of Ronin Warriors lives together in one house...? You had to ask. How about Badamon as a house pet? Chaos. What else? Go ahead. Review. You know you want to.
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 3/21/2003
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Tamora Pierce reviews
Guaranteed to have more chickens per paragraph than any other Tamora Pierce fic. Main characters from her books answer the Age Old Question. In screenplay style, undergoing revision to suit ff.net's needs
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/24/2003
Tsukai Junshin reviews
Humor. Suspense. Action. Adventure. Drama. Fantasy. Science Fiction. Gundam Wing is all of these. This fic will try to be like the show -- defying all quick description. History is an endless waltz. Life is an armadillo.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2003
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Fowl Style reviews
Old fluff, somewhat embarassingly silly. Freaky random tripe, actually. In screenplay style, undergoing revision to suit ff.net's needs
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2003
A Delirious Fanfic of Staggering Insight reviews
Like many other fics, four 'ordinary teenagers' get catapulted into the Ronin Universe. DON'T RUN AWAY! This fic is... well, delirious. Written by Caspian Nyghtvision and Rowen the Narrator, it has to be read to be believed... Rated "Quip" for flyswatters
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/3/2002
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Ronin Style! reviews
For those who seek the truth... why DID the chicken cross the road? And what do the Ronins and Co. have to say about it? No actual chickens were harmed in the making of this masterpiece. Undergoing revision to suit ff.net's adapting needs
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2002