xxTheDemonInsideYouxx
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Joined 06-30-11, id: 3033642, Profile Updated: 08-24-12
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

Buncha random quotes I made at like 3:00 AM.

Juriana: "Being crazy doesn't mean stupid, it opens your mind to more possibilites that the close minded man could ever dream of!"
"Who needs logic when the wrong way is actually right?"
"Im so cool I can drive a car without the keys. How? Force Kiamu behind it and make him push!"
"You dont know me and I don't know you, but I can get to know you, and when that happens you'll either run away or accept me for a human being."
"You say I have no sanity, but how can you tell whats insane or sane? Maybe I'm the sane one, and you're the one lacking common sense. Or maybe we're all insane but you just can't see that. understand me?"

She has the most amusing ones.

O.o Here are some sophistocated ones...

Yasha: "A friend is only an un-needed set back, but sometimes even another can make a single soul stronger."
"An emotion is never entirely hidden. It may still be there even when the holder neither feels nor expresses it."
"If love is an emotion, then maybe I'm experiencing this for the first time..."
"...That's so Uchiha... -.-"

MINI CONVERSATION!!!
Yasha: Thats so uchiha...
Sasuke: what the hell does that mean?
Yasha: You just act like you're brother, that's all...
Sasuke: say that again and i'll kill you.
Yasha: You act as though I care.

-- and that is DemonMuffinChan's impersonation of Yasha and Sasuke having a friendly conversation over a nice cup of tea O.o *eye twitch* WITH TWO LUMPS OF SUGAR!!!!!! *points cane dramatically up into the air!* (impersonating Excalibr from Soul Eater [look him up!!!])


Aw Yasha yer such a downer, you know you need Sasu-chan :P

Yui: "Your friends are your family, and to lose one is losing a piece of yourself."
"Being quiet is a gift rather than a weakness. Its a kill before the body or mind can comprehend."
"I'll be polite...but dont you dare take advantage of me. I'm no pushover, I'm not someone who likes to be walked over. Just watch what you say -.-"

Kame: "The only one who can judge you is yourself, everyone else is only an opinion ignored."
"Words mean nothing if you can't back them up with actions, so why is it necessary to speak?"
"We were all born equal, and as we live we grow higher or lower than the others around us. When we die, we all die as equals. I decide their death time, but I can't control the status. Everyone is born the same, everyone lives differently, but in the end we all die the same."
"Everything good has to die eventually, because if it didn't then it wouldn't truely be as great as it seems."

Kai: "Who cares what other people think? Just be yourself. Wether you're a stripper like me or a jackass like Deidara, people better accept you for the way you are because if they dont, they aren't worth the filthy, mud caked ground you walk on."
"Bravery doesn't mean to be fearless...so to tell you 'I love you'...does that make me brave?"
"I know you... . I know you as the person who didn't turn me away when I was alone."
"Don't allow me life, because if I can't gain your trust, I dont deserve to live."


Takeshi: "You saved me in more ways then one. You made me realize I have value. You are the reason I am standing here today. You make me feel bad that no matter what I do, I can never be as pure as your soul is."
"They share your pain, they know when you feel upset, and they are always by your side. They help you through your toughest moments and understand you from the inside out. They can relate to you and lend you a hand whenever its needed... Naruto Uzumaki, you are truely my best friend."
"To have someone in the world who understands you is a miracle. To have someone in the world who wants you there is a gift. To have someone by your side to hold you up and keep you going is a blessing from God... I will never know what these miracles, gifts, or blessings are, because I never have had that someone..."

Amaterasu: "Most people fight with metal weapons, I fight with a tree branch. FEAR THE STICK!"

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-I honestly do not know what to write in this profile thingie mobobber...I guess some things i just wrote can explain me... oh and if you get on my bad side i'm going to stab you with a spork until you puke up the lunch lady that mysteriously dissapeared last year. -

-Let me take out your eyes...and sew them to these buttons! =3 My impersonation of the lady from Coraline!

-KIAMUISM: Where you don't sacrafice other people...Other people sacrafice you!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Lyn Gainsborough, Alexia The Hedgehog, Rainbow the hedgefox, Bekah the Hedgehog, OXOXPoisoned-AngelXOXO,savannahamminga,DemonMuffinChan, xxTheDemonInsideYouxx,


*HOWEVER HOWEVER HOWEVER HOWEVER HOWEVER HOWEVER HOWEVER HOWEVER HOWEVER* no im not stuttering, I'm doing the Itachi =3

THATS SO UCHIHA!!! -- demonmuffinchan >:D

FWACHA! ...Don't doubt my word choice O.o

I HAVE A FEELING RICK AND SHINO ARE STILL IN THE WOMB!!! D:

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (ie 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (ie 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of these descriptions)

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM

"You know what, screw this. I'm going with my original idea. Tobi is Madara, and Masashi Kishimoto can kiss my ass." DemonMuffinChan xD

Full Metal Alchemist is just another remix of the Lion King... Except, y'know, Ed Elric isn't a mentally messed up hyina and Scar isn't a creepy lion that lives in a cave...well...that could be argued with.

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Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
An Exception to the Rule by Notsilveraura reviews
Sesshomaru made an exception when allowing himself to care for a human child, but could he do the same for this wandering hanyou? Sesshomaru x OC
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Blind Eyes: Opened reviews
"You told me you loved me, then escaped my grasp. Now it is my turn to return to you." Sasuke has left her to reach his own goals, but Yasha refuses to let go. SasukexOC Sequal to Blind Eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,094 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Sasuke U., Madara U.
Bitter or Sweet? reviews
Itachi x OC Just a series of cute drabbles : The first two words explain it all!
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Blind Eyes reviews
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1000 Reasons Not to Smile reviews
It is what the title says it is. 1000 reasons not to smile: By Yasha Satou. If these apply to you... Well, they do.
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