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Author has written 3 stories for Warriors, and Mythology.
Name: Red (why would I divulge my real name?)
What's up page viewers. Anyway I, like everyone here, love to write; poetry, and short stories are on the agenda when I get bored at school. I also like to draw, read, take pictures, and listen to music.
Favorite Books: Pretty much books in general, they just can't be non-fiction or crappy. My favorite series is Warriors though.
Favorite Movies: Happy Feet (dancing and singing penguins are cute, so don't judge me), Sleepy Hollow (First scary movie that I saw when I was little), Rio (U know I think I just like musical movies in general), Labyrinth, and scores of others that I just can't name because I would just be rambling on; u get the picture.
Favorite Manga(surprise I'm a manga lover, that's not new at all): Naruto( betcha didn't see that one coming), Bleach, Ai Ore, and romance manga.
Favorite Music: Linkin Park, Owl City, Backstreet Boys, 30 Seconds to Mars, and Blood on the Dance Floor
Favorite Colors: Red, black, and white (each one represents something to me)
Forums I Am On
Summary: If you need a Warriors forum that's real dude (speaking in hippy terms) then join RC. Dude, we may not have RPed in a while, but there's always someone to talk to there and just be crazy and hang out. We're the people that stick out and don't fit in anywhere else bro. Like seriously, Rebels forever and stick together. :"D
Forum I suggest be avoided
I used to belong to one of the first-page forums in the general forums area. As of a few moths ago, the forum has taken a nosedive. Full of nothing but rape in the RPs, as the people there seem to take pride in having as much rape as possible and have no respect for those out there who have been raped, I would suggest this forum be avoided. With nothing but drama and the like, this is most definitely not a forum for those who wish to have fun and do not wish to be ganged upon when you speak your own opinion against them. A simple debate for you, can turn personal for them and there are those who tend to blow up easily and wish for you to cower in their egotistical might which does not exist to harm a person on the Internet.
The Fate, is a forum I would suggest avoiding at all costs, and if you wish for a replacement for this, I highly recommend you joining Our Fate instead. It has the same layout as The Fate, just minus the drama, more laughs, and so much more less vulgar RPing and such.
Plot Helper and Such
This is just being put out there because I often enjoy helping people come up with plots and things as well as helping to set up forums when they're still new to the game :"D IDK, my friends say I'm a big help with plots needed in forums and stories, so if anyone ever reads this and they need help, don't be afraid to send a shoutout to AWESOME RED BACON!
Here are a few things about myself: I love crossdressers, gender benders, bi characters and interestingly weirdo messed up characters that give people a lasting impression of them forever. I also like to RP but please -_- Would it kill people too have at least three sentences in their posts? Come on people, we're all writers here trying to learn, so please enough of that one-liner bull crap and show me what you've got.
Secondly- I AM THE SECOND QUEEN OF PERVINESS ONLY NEXT TO THE AMAZING MAXIE! GO ON, SAY SOMETHING, ANYTHING AND I WILL IMMEDIATELY TAKE IT AS SOMETHING ELSE! QwQ I AM ALSO THE SECOND QUEEN OF SMUT ;O Believe me, when I say, great minds think alike and pervy minds have detailed posts. YOU ARE NOT PERVY ENOUGH OR SMUTTY ENOUGH WITHOUT DETAILS THAT ARE THREE PARAGRAPHS LONG GOT IT?! C: I run the School of Lemons, and if you wanna learn just ask for the link to my smut RPing ;O 'Kay broseph? (yes, I am a girl and yes I was practically raised by males and yes I am totally straight)
I'M TOTALLY INSANE BTW! Q3Q You'll never meet anyone more random than me when I shout TICKLE THE PICKLE WITH BLUBBER BUNS!
How I See RP OCs
My characters are one of a kind and every single one of them has an intense problem that makes you wonder how the hell I came up with them. They are like this though, because they stand out from others and are remembered better than any other characters. It makes them real people to me, and I actually feel like they're real because they continue to evolve over time and not right on the spot for me. It's like watching them grow up. I seriously cry when I allow something terrible to happen to them, but then I'm happy when something happens to comfort the situation, and I still get light tears because I'm happy for them. This is how I know they've grown from being just a regular OC, to being someone- a person.
The thing with characters though, is that I hate it, when RPers out there make so many random-ass characters that they are going to get rid of quickly, and are the same as every other character they own. They don't even try to make that character seperate from the rest, and bend their character too easily for stupid romance and shiz. Those characters aren't even special enough to them, for them to try and give them more depth and to find their faults and preferences. They bend and break their character, making them lifeless dolls for what they want and then when they're done, they go to the next thirty characters that are just like the last one.
The way I see it, is that characters have to be treated like people, and they have to react the way THEY would, not how YOU want them too. If you see your characters as something to just throw away and forget so quickly and easily, what's the point of being a writer at all if your readers are just going to do the same and toss your stories aside like garbage? OCs are people too, so THINK before you make them because if all you're going to do is kill them off after three days or less, then don't even bother giving them a name or description and make them a random-ass person with no story at all.
:"3 Please note that yes this is a rant and I fully understand critisim. ;D
THIS IS A SHOUTOUT TO MY PEEPS AT REBELCLAN I'VE COME TO KNOW AND LOVE!
First off: Ella, Jimanji, and Dawn- the most spectacular mediators and peacekeepers ever. Bless your souls you three. C: Ella you're like a fiery kitty cat and my queeny queen who protects us all and can keep our spirits high, Jimanji you're a sarcastic dork and practically a mom (an awesomesaucestic mom) who is one to never take sides, and Dawn you're cool and understanding of peoples' decisions and not afraid to voice your own when something isn't right in your mind. :"3 Nya.
Wolfy and Flamezy- you guys are like the little sisters I've never had, and I've known you since the forum was started. ;3 Keep staying cray cray with cray cray charries kay? I don't think I could ask for anything else then for you two to be happy for a long time, so please be happy! :"3
Myth and Frosty- :"D You two chicks are the bomb 'kay? You guys sure know how to make some sweet characters with great personalities and have great ideas to boot. I feel like I'm a terrible influence on you though and don't even know why you talk to me. x3 I'm glad you do though.
Tazz- *ruffles hair* :"3 You're one fiery sinorita and DEFINITELY Jimanji's sister. I'm glad you're making tons of friends on RebelClan and hope to know more about you. x3
Bou- we may not speak that much and only in the RP, but I know that you're an awesome BA person all on your own and I hope we can talk more while I start RPing once again on the forum C:
Sirius- What can I say girl, ;3 you're poetic with the way you see things, and are my Sir Donkey Butt. O3O Work hard for your new forum, because you've earned your time. I don't even know WHY you think my characters aren't nightmare inducing, but I'm happy to see that you like them :3 you're characters are awesome too girl.
Gale- you may not be on RebelClan, but I just gotta say you've got cojones chica. Keep on stating your opinion without fear, because we all know I don't state mine until someone else brings the topic up :"D Your characters are complete bishes, and you my friend can be a terrific bish yourself. Don't ever change for anyone but yourself.
Rivs- I miss you girly. It's just not the Threesomeskateers without you ;3; You were insane, incredibly intelligent for your age and still knew how to be one crazy loveable exploding bish. I'll miss you and your annoyingly bishy and hilarious charries. LONG LIVE THE CRAP-STREAK OF STARCLAN AND THE POT OF GOLD BENEATH IT YOU CRAZY IRISH CHICK!!!
Everyone else on RebelClan that I didn't get to, I can't wait to start RPing with you all and hope to see your terrific kitty cats and learn more about you all ;O
This Is a Message For Tala
If you are reading this Talz, I forgive you. All we wanted was an apology, and I feel that karma has bitten you too well it seems. If you truly mean what you said, then I forgive you. I'll forgive anyone who hasn't wasted my forgiveness and patience with them. In turn I can also say that I am sorry as well, though how I act is based on the need to protect my friends on RebelClan, who are like my second family. I am very protective of my friends, and being the oldest there, everyone is like younger sibling to me. When I lashed out and made fun of you for doing something like that to my friends (not me) my friends- our friends -I felt the need for retribution on their behalf. I do not care at all what others say about me, it hardly bothers me, but I do care about my friends, and you were a friend too. Perhaps this has been a lesson for you, if you truly mean every word? I hope it has. I have been through many life-lessons and am a seasoned warrior because of it. Remember, you don't get anywhere without making a few mistakes, but it's up to you to learn from them and not repeat those mistakes. It's when you choose to not learn from them, that things spiral downhill.
Again, if you truly mean what you said, then I forgive you, because forgiveness is a part of life. Knowing when enough is enough and to not fight or kick up dust is also a part of life. Falling down and getting back up as well. Please take care, and do not squander the kindness that others show, because even if you cannot see some of the kids and teens here, if they have taken the time to listen to you, and you have given that same right to them, then are they not friends who would do anything for you?
If you're a Warriors fan and you agree with the following, paste this to you profile.
The Lessons Warriors Has Taught Us :
1. Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.
IF YOU WANT A WARRIORS MOVIE, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Squirrelflightlover, Dreamnorn.uplate, Nianque, AuthorAnomalous, Mosstail21, Brightsun, Avatar-state craziness, Fluttersong, Kawakage,Echosky Of ForestClan, Rory's Greatest Fan, Redwolfvirus,
10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart.
If you are a cat lover, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to this list: Mothstar, Winterthaw,Newlife, Rory's Greatest Fan, Redwolfvirus,
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Annabeth Supporter, awesomexxxadrienne CarriieBerriie CoolWater123, deathoughtkid, Faycee623 (my parents think I'm crazy), ponyiowa, SmurfLover, Redwolfvirus
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you think Bluestar is a few fries short of a Happy Meal(if u know what i mean),copy and paste this into your profile.
Are you a Tomboy or Girly girl? Highlight the ones you are and add them up and then compare!
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Only when its not my friends or me)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. (Depends on which store)
Sad movies suck. (Only if they're about people)
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed. (Does 40 minuted count as around an hour owo;)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (joke of it)
Like being the star of everything
14:1, Hecks to the yeah!
You spend most of your time alone
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 8 *evil laugh*
.:LIGHT:. You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afaid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.
IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Robert Pattison or Taylor Lautner are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers! :D:D:D:D:D
About 95 percent of girls would scream if Edward jumped over a Cliff, 4 percent would yell "JUMP!" and 1 percent would push him off. Post this on your profile and tell us: Which side are you on? I am that one percent that would push him off because real men and vampires don't sparkle like the Forth of July. Come on people ;).
The US government may take wolves off the endangered species list. that means hunters and anyone can kill trap and skin wolves or kill them for the fun of it. IF YOU BELIVE THIS IS DOWN-RIGHT WRONG AND WANT TO VOICE YOUR OPINON OR PUT A STOP TO THIS COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR NAME AFTER IT!! 0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, Valleygoat,Naru-chan and Kashi-kun, miss-perfections, Mikie-From-Ireland, DarkIsRising, dracohalo117, Dragonknightryu, 117Jorn, siriusblack98, The Storm-Mist account, Redwolfvirus
Instructions for cleaning the toilet:
1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.
2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.
3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.
4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying it
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
She runs away in shock and pain and he runs after her and says...
How much am I worth?
Natural Hair Color:
[ ]Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[X] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ]Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $150
[ ] Hazel - $100
[X] Other - $15
Total so far: $30
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[X] Under 5′4 - $0
Total so far: $30
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[X]19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: $55
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[X] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215
Total so far: $375
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[X] No - $600
Total so far: $975
[ ] perfect vision - $400
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[X] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100
Total so far: $1025
[ ] 13 - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $50
[X] Under 7- $450
Total so far: $1475
Favorite Colors (multiple):
[ ] Green - $750
[X] Red - $600
[X] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ]Purple - $225
[X] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[ ] Nope - add $1000
[X] some - $750
Final Total: $3325
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