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Name: Tiffany. (I'm not sassy, bitchy or American. That was kind of offensive.)
Age: 14 - Let's write hardcore lemons to celebratte being young! (sarcasm)
Sex: Um...well, it took me while to figure it out but I'm pretty sure I'm a female.
Location: England. Some town that has something to do with trains.
Now that that awkward, offensive and sarcastic intro is over, hi, my name is Tiffany and I'm friendly enough. Unless you're a prick for no good reason, then I'll probaly have little rants about you in my head that I will never voice -mostly because I don't really like to sware much, only in writing.
For some unknown reason I only sound like a complete bastard when I'm writing. You can dig deeper into that and find some crazy psycholoical problems. I don't know.I don't think I'm crazy or that I have issues. I just think that it's because it's easier to form words when you don't think anyone will notice them.
Any way, if you came here to read my profile for any notices, then you have not come to the right place and if you came here because you assumed that I might be interesting because you read my fan fiction, then you really should just pretend you already read this and that I'm some great person who can balance several species of Coala on my brow whilst reciting the national anthem of every country. If you really thought of me as a person like that then you are pretty cool. But if your not cool then atleast there's a possiblity that your hot.
Farewell, lonely person who probably doesn't know why they are still reading.
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