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Joined 06-30-11, id: 3034851, Profile Updated: 05-07-15
Author has written 33 stories for Sanctuary, Star Trek: 2009, Stargate: SG-1, Doctor Who, and Star Wars.

May 7th 2015

I don't know if or when I'll finish any incomplete fics. Sorry folks. At any rate, enjoy whatever else you may find of interest below! Mwa. PQ

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On Asteri by oublie reviews
Spock and Uhura are assigned to an exploratory mission that requires complete compliance with the strict cultural practices of a new planet, Asteri. Nyota struggles to adjust, and Spock decides that some matters must simply be taken in hand.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,704 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Spock, N. Uhura
Logic falls apart by gad-eshu'a reviews
"Yes." he whispered, ashamed. " Yes what?" She said running a finger down around his adam's apple. Spock shuttered. " Yes, I've...imagined having intercourse with you." he said meekly. Spock's TA has becomes obsessive and her fervor for him gets the best of both of them. Spock finds himself engaged in a battle of wills in which he both favors and dreads either outcome.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,271 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
The Things We Carry by Siskiyou reviews
An ordinary night with an extraordinary couple. Happy Valentines Day Weekend!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
For Want of a Nail by Miandrethal reviews
I wrote this because I wanted to do a character study of a friendship between Uhura and Kirk and how their relationship helps them both learn how to relate to Spock better. This is a Kirk and Uhura friendship fic mostly, but there is Spock/Uhura goodness
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,636 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
Trade Secrets by Miandrethal reviews
AU Where Spock is a mysterious antiques curator that falls for Pike's equally mysterious girl... the gangs all here, just in a different form. Defininte Alternte Universe.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,668 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Spock
The Three by Deathofme reviews
The sequel to "Sybarite". After being purged of his energy elemental John Druitt tries to be a new man, but a sinister plot is afoot to reveal his true identity as the Ripper. Helen can think of only one man who can help, but he's long dead: Nikola Tesla
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Helen M., Nikola T.
Inter Somnium by Deathofme reviews
Helen/Nikola "First sip for waking, two to help sleep, third for soul's dreaming..." A horrible accident on a mission ends in death. Helen mourns for Nikola, but finds he is persistent in reviving himself in her dreams...
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,038 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Helen M., Nikola T.
Sybarite by Deathofme reviews
On an expedition to El Dorado the Sanctuary stumble upon two unique abnormals who hold secrets to the vampire legacy. Nikola can't help poke his nose in, mayhem ensues, and they discover their guests are more than they seem. Some Helen/Nikola & Helen/John
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Complete
The Herald by Spockchick reviews
On her first mission command, an accident changes Uhura's life forever. She recovers, aided by Scotty, Spock, Christine and Charlene. While recuperating she hears and feels a strange presence. Is it a ghost? In her head? Or something far more sinister?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,433 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Uhura, Spock - Complete
The Experiment by hopefuladdict reviews
Spock decides he needs to conduct an experiment to get to know Nyota on a deeper level. This will be a short PWP people.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,964 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
One Final Kiss by slwmtiondaylite1 reviews
Spock/Uhura. His life had been unequivocally altered that night. His life with her, shattered. He would have it again. A twisted, distorted mockery of that life. But he would have it with her again.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2010 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
CSI Chapel by Spockchick reviews
A mystery couple on the Enterprise are having sneaky hanky-panky in odd places. The Captain has been asked to investigate so the head nurse is off on a mission.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - C. Chapel - Complete
The Punishment of Ms Uhura by Dearland reviews
Until you have received sufficient punishment; you are not allowed to leave this office." Thus began, Nyota Uhura's night of punishment under Commander Spock's determined hand. M for strong sexuality, mild dominance, and a few bad words.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Sexy Beast by PinkElegance reviews
In the transporter room of the MirrorVerse, Spock sees something he wants and commits sabotage to get it.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Spock, Uhura - Complete
Who Shall Inherit This Earth by sinverguenza reviews
“This is how it starts. Without the cleansing scapegoat of alcohol, pain, loss, triumph. There is just Uhura and Kirk and angry whispers inside his cabin.” Kirk/Uhura
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2010 - N. Uhura, J. Kirk - Complete
These Things by theCalliope reviews
Spock and drunk Nyota.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
A Human Activity by theCalliope reviews
Spock prepares for his first date with Nyota.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Berries & Cream by pokingdots reviews
‘I’m about to die…’ Kirk thought, jumping off of Uhura and holding up his hands in fear. “Spock, before you get the wrong idea, I came in here and-“ He was cut off as Spock punched him square in the face.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2010 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
Pronged by theCalliope reviews
S/U. Features strange Vulcan anatomy. Now complete!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,099 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Little Boy All Grown Up by theCalliope reviews
As a child, Spock catches his parents in the acts. Later, he tries these moves on Nyota
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Chocolate Comes in Colors? by nerdielady reviews
Spock doesn't know that all chocolate isn't brown.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Skywriting by sinverguenza reviews
Uhura's time spent at the Academy has been satisfying, but she finds herself anything but satiated when Spock unknowingly conveys a few facts he'd rather keep private. First person Uhura. Previously posted to Livejournal, on here for those that missed it
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
When We Talk About Love by Rabid Angel reviews
Five things that Nyota Uhura knew about Spock that no one else did.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,044 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
The Mirror by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
I've never thought Spock was innocent before Nyota. Here's my take on his first lover. Short, one shot. Obviously other character.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Spock - Complete
Porn Battle Entries by Blue Moon3 reviews
A medley of ficlets written for Porn Battle VIII on Dreamwidth. All Spock/Uhura Other pairings listed seperately
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura
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The Girl On The Stairs reviews
The year is 1913 and it is Winter in Moscow, the snows are frequent and the ice never melts. Kylo Ren is a respectable gentleman, except of course, when he isn't. (REYLO).
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,065 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 8/2 - Finn, Poe D., Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
Valkorion reviews
It's times like these that she wishes it would never end, even if the other part of her knows that's a dreadful thing to say.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/14 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
Filth reviews
fɪlθ/ noun: filth 1. disgusting dirt. 2.obscene and offensive language or printed material. rrupt behaviour; decadence. 70% smut, 30% crack, 100% reylo trash. Written for Smut Week!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
Ask reviews
Hate me if you cannot love me. Punish me if you cannot forgive me. (Dark, not for the faint of heart.)
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,011 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 1/29 - Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Rey - Complete
Him reviews
She isn't a girl any more. She isn't a woman either.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/24 - Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Rey - Complete
The Padawan reviews
They used to call her Rey.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/20 - Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Rey - Complete
Distant Thunder reviews
When Master Luke senses his padawan's turmoil, Rey must face some uncomfortable truths.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,833 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 1/4 - Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Rey, Luke S. - Complete
Comprehensive Cover reviews
When you take out individual medical insurance with First Order, your benefits include wide-ranging options for your health insurance cover, from their essential health plans that take care of the cost of expensive inpatient treatments to all-inclusive medical plans that offer a menu of total inpatient and outpatient cover options.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16 - Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Rey - Complete
Perfect Pitch reviews
He never listens to her but Sarah tries not to think too much about that these days.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2015 - 4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Higher Gravity reviews
Spock's expression is blank but when he touches her Nyota can feel the heat of his desire for her pouring off him, how much he wants her, how much he loves her. To Humans his world seems a barren, forbidding place but pulled in by its higher gravity Nyota finds herself unable to escape it. She finds doesn't really want to.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,031 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Left Twix, Right Twix reviews
Spock loved Nyota enough to share his deepest secrets with her, his innermost desires, his creamy Vulcan heart, his crunchy cookie soul.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Pretty Girls & Party Dresses reviews
"If you want to make conversation why don't you tell I look pretty and you like my dress?" Nyota said. "You look pretty and I like your dress," Spock replied. Missing scene from my fic 'Sufficiently Familiar' - you don't have to read that first. Graphic smut, WARNING FOR DUBIOUS CONSENT.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
A Most Unfortunate Circumstance reviews
An account of the unanticipated events which resulted in the sudden consummation of previously uncountenanced emotions. OR how Spock and Nyota got it on. Pure unadulterated, gratuitous sap and fluff. Rated T for a few bad words but nothing filthsome
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
The Birth Of A Legend reviews
Spock the cock. Cracktastic Spock/Uhura & Spock/Kirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Flawed Logic reviews
Spock for all his Human gentility was still, by Vulcan standards, an utter cad.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,654 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Barefoot On Broken Glass reviews
Alternate Universe. Sex. Violence. Angst. Dubious Consent. Gratuitous, overblown, dramatic 'Sam is Baal's love slave' fic. Winner of 'Best Dark Fic' at No Rest For The Wicked Awards Round 7.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,032 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/28/2012 - S. Carter, Ba'al - Complete
Sufficiently Familiar reviews
He calls it a delicate situation. She doesn't call it anything at all. Spock/Uhura pre-movie angstfest.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 48,938 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
The Application Of Logic reviews
"It was nothing out of the ordinary when one of her instructors at Starfleet Academy should be a Vulcan, extraordinary though this particular Vulcan was in that his mother was human."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Love, Lies & Lizard Babies reviews
Helen is on a solo mission to make contact with a man struggling to deal with his abnormal abilities and teams up with an unlikely ally along the way. Helen/Other Male.
Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,018 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Helen M.
Fire & Ice reviews
Helen receives an unexpected visitor.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Helen M., John D. - Complete
A Peculiar Vintage reviews
Why DOES John loathe Nikola so much? Warnings for vampires, biting and dubious consent. For Deathofme.
Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,115 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Helen M., Nikola T. - Complete
My Darling Darjeeling reviews
Helen/James fluff. Post 'For King And Country' pre 'Normandy'
Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Helen M., James W. - Complete
Five Times Helen Magnus Went To The Pub reviews
Five silly pub related drabbles
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Helen M. - Complete
Imperfect Cadence reviews
Envy does not have perfect pitch. Post ep for Fugue. Spoilers for Icebreaker.
Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Helen M., Declan M. - Complete
I'll Be Seeing You reviews
One lifetime together is hard enough no matter how much you might love each other. Helen/James, Helen/Nikola, Helen/OMC
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,755 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Helen M., James W. - Complete
Mile High Over Mayotte
Helen/Charlotte/Feliz. My cracky contribution to the post Monsoon smutfest.
Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Helen M. - Complete
The Broken Pane reviews
Will-centric, Erotica, Angst.
Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,519 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Will Z., Helen M. - Complete
The Wasps reviews
Tag to my story 'The Moth's Wing'. Back story between Helen and Elsie, her maid. Victorian era.
Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,953 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Helen M., John D. - Complete
Something For The Weekend reviews
There's something nasty in the woodshed.
Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Helen M., Declan M. - Complete
Fantasia in Minor Keys reviews
Helen/James/John. Victorian Era. Warning for drug use and sex naturally .
Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Helen M., John D. - Complete
The Moth's Wing reviews
Graphic, vaguely bondagey Victorian era smut.
Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Helen M., John D. - Complete
Weekend In Capri reviews
Silly, cracky, gratuitous femslashy fun.
Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Helen M. - Complete
The Devil's Concubine reviews
Vampires. Blood. Girl on Girl Sex. Angst. Dubious Consent. You have been warned.
Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Helen M., Kate F. - Complete