Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Underworld, and Hobbit.
I love music, reading(Duh), movies.
(Don't expect an age, I'm a girl, that's all you need to know) :D
I've already written two stories, though, for those who read my first one, sorry 'bout that one. Didn't even try to make it good, so I decided to take it down and re-write it, though I think I did a lot better on my second one. I do plan two continue writing and get better. Most my stories will mostly be based off the following movies below, or shows (but very unlikely unless I have a great inspiration). I mostly will be doing just one-shots, unless i get any requests. Please read and review my stories. Criticism is welcomed, but any flames can go elsewhere. Thank you for your time.
My fav movies are:
Halloween 1&2 (Rob Zombie's version)
A Nightmare on Elm Street
Red Ridding hood
Interview with a Vampire
Corpse Bride(Tim Burton)
The Secret life of Bees
Queen of the Damned
Second Hand Lions
Madea goes to jail
Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters
Hellboy 1 & 2
Dark Fury Chronicles of Riddick
Prince of Persia: Sands of time
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight Rises
Insidious 1 & 2
Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
The Cleveland Show
Kevin Hart: I'm a little grown man
Harry Potter Series
Iron Fey Series
Tiger's Curse Series
Fav Harry Potter Couples:
Hermione x Almost Every Male
Sirus x Severus
Severus x Remus
Harry x Ginny
Ginny x Voldemort
Fav Outsiders Couples:
Ponyboy x Everyone
Fav Twilight Couples:
BellaxAny of the pack(besides Brady or Collin or Seth. They're just too young)
Fav Inuyasha Couples:
Fav Gargoyles Couple:
ElisaxOwen/Puck (miss quartermain, got me into the couple, and i fell in love with the idea)
Fav Batmen/Dark Knight Couples:
Bruce Wayne/BatmenxHarley Quinn (BTW: Fellow authors, we need more of this couple stories, they have such chemistry, its a shame we dont have more)
Bruce Wayne/BatmenxSelena Kyle/Catwomen
Bruce Wayne/BatmenxJonathan Crane/Scarecrow( From dark knight movies, he's too old in the tv shows)
Bruce Wayne/BatmenxJohn Blake/Robin
Jonathan Crane/ScarecrowxHarley Quinn
That's all I'm willing to name at the moment, there's just to many couple's to cover and so little patience.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
Reasons Why Bella's an Idiot:
1. She jumped off a cliff and didn't die.
2. She didn't kill Jacob for imprinting on Nessie.
3. What regular person uses the word irrevocably?
4. She can't win an argument with Edward unless its about sex.
5. She's a freaking spaz.
Repost if you agree to at least three statements
You say Twilight
YOUR GUY side
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Gory movies are cool
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Your GIRL side
You wear lip gloss/chapstick
You like wearing jewelry
You don't like the movie Star Wars
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it
I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account
Copy and paste into your profile if you think Tonks and Remus should've lived
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker,DieingInsideAngelGirl,
Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people?
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are tired of your friends telling you how in love the are with strangers. Copy and paste this on your profile
IF YOU LIKE SKITTLES to some extent. Post this on your profile
If you are absolutly in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.
If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Jasper is an emo vampire (really HOT emo vampire)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'
18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.
19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so scroll down
(don't cheat- -)
1. You are completly in love with this person
2. If you choose
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservitive and agressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
For the record. Stereotypes are wrong but a natural part of life. Though No one can say they have never not sterotyped someone cause everyone has. Even me though I am not proud of it. And each of us is stereotyped. It's not something we can put a stop to completely but we can try!!
An apple an day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
If at first you don't suceed, skydiving isn't for you.
Change is inevitable... Except from a vending machine.
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
Join the dark side, we have cookies.
Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?
Come to the light side. We have PUDDING!
Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, but we ran out of pudding.
The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Some say the glass is half empty, others half full, all's I want to know is who the Dark Forest is drinking my water!
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap outta them.
People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Hmm...I wonder...
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand for chocolate!
I didn't say it was your fault, I just said that I'm going to blame you
I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep
Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.
The only reason why I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.
A good girl is just a bad girl who's never been caught.
Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
VERY FEW PERSONAL PROBLEMS CAN'T BE SOLVED THROUGH THE SUBTLE APPLICATION OF HIGH EXPLOSIVES!
Taste the rainbow- eat crayons.
There are three types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
History lesson: Dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all commited suicide.
I ran with scissors- AND LIVED!
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!
Last night I lay in bed and look at the sky, and thought: I'm too old for glow in the dark stickers.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy off of.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I'm not a complete idioit- some part are missing.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
I see regular people- RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Conciousness: That annoying time between naps.
A secret admirer is only a stalker with a stationary.
This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
We're all gonna die, but I got a helmet.
If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.
You say phsyco like it's a bad thing...
Stupidity killed the cat, curiousity was framed.
People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so fun to watch fall down stairs.
I find 'good morning' a contradiciton of terms.
CUTE BUT PHSYCO- THINGS EVEN OUT.
If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.
Hell issued a restraining order on me... Oh the fun to be had!
You're just jelaus that the voices only talk to me.
What you might call stupidity, I call selective understanding.
I would be more scared if you were aiming for the court next to me.
If you're color bling, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on skittles, give me red... LEMON DAMNIT!"
LOVE YOUR ENEMIES... IT PISSES THEM OFF.
I'm not so good with the advice, can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?
The voices in my head may not be real, but they sure have good ideas...
Ooops! Did my sacasm hurt your feelings?
One day we'll look back on this, laugh nevously, and change the subject.
I intend to live forever... So far so good.
Embrace your inner rebel- DON'T SIT UP STRAIGHT!
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
You're a speacial kind of stupid, aren't you?
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
God created man-THEN had a better idea!
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled
Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again.
Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you.
You're awesome! But when the zombies come, I'm tripping you.
I'NOT WEIRD... JUST PLOTTING...
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep.
I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
A good essay is 10 inspiration, 15 perspiration, and 75 desperation
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
I can resist everything except temptation.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
Therapist = The/rapist...scary thought
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.
Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Trouble defies the law of gravity. It's easier to pick up than to drop.
Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.
I don't obsess, I think intensly.
Smile; it makes others wonder what you're up to.
When I go, I want to die peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.
SHIT HAPPENS... BUT MOSTLY TO ME, SO DON'T WORRY.
You mess with me, you mess with a trailer park full of drunken lunatics. With guns.
Life was so easy when all boys had cooties.
I teach you to lie cheat and steal. And the moment I'm gone you stand in line.
Do you ever wonder where eraser bits go??
Silence is golden. Ductape is Silver.
Not all of those who wander are lost. - J. R. R. Tolkien
I don't have a short attention sp- O h h h h, look a kitty;
Chaos, panic, and pandemonium. My work here is done.
I ran out of sick days, so I called in dead.
You always said tomorow would be a better day. I guess tomorow never came.
Did it hurt when I fell from heaven?...No but it hurt when they clipped my wings for being the devil.
Why does a Rose represent Love, when a rose always dies?
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
The man who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on.
Behind every sucessful man, is a surprised woman.
You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
If at first you don't suceed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question and the answer is yes!
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.
All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, and all the kings’ horses and all the kings’ men... ate scrambled eggs for 2 weeks.
No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
Everyone Has A Photographic Memory. Some Just Don’t Have Film.
Everyday is a gift, thats why they call it the present.
I have the answer in my head. i just havent found it yet.
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
Reality is an illusion created by lack of alcohol.
Ashes to Ashes Dust-to-Dust, Life is short so Party We must!
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
They say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood ther and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people.
So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
Save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.
I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain. I need that
I live in my own little world. But it's ok, they know me there.
Education is important. school however, is another matter.
All right, all right. If you have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timings right... and thats what deathbeds are for.
When in doubt, make up words!
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up.
A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!
Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
A wise man once said, 'Ask a girl'.
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.
Money can't buy happiness... But it sure makes misery easier to live with...
If you learn from your mistakes, then why ain't I a genius?!
Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.
Education is important. school however, is another matter.
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.
I am nobody... nobody is perfect... I must be perfect then...
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
If you want breakfast in bed...sleep in the kitchen.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Forgive your enemies, just don't forget their names.
Friends or best friends
FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FRIENDS:Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: would be in the cell next to you screaming at the top of their lungs: "THAT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME!! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore
FRIENDS: helps you when you fall
BEST FRIENDS: takes your ungraceful, muddy photo and posts it on the school's bulletin board
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste!!"
FRIENDS: Are through school
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit
Well, that's pretty much it.
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