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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Harry Potter. It's the only book.

SHIPPIES: Ron/Hermione, ANTI-Harry/Hermione, Luna/Tom, Luna/Neville, Snape/LilyorRemusorHarryorPetuniaorNarcissa, Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks, McGonagall/Dumbledore, Harry/Ginny, Harry/Hagrid, Ron/Luna, Ron/Draco, Lee/Angelina, Fred/Angelina, George/Katie, George/Alicia, Ginny/Draco.

If you like Harry Potter and you have MSN that you muuuuuuuuuust add me to your contacts! ilikelaundry@hotmail.com ... I always enjoy meeting new peeps. Now please review! Voldemort and J.Lo are getting sad.

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Power of Four: Five Years Later by hiss.ris.cue reviews
4 excting femmes, Jackie, Nehal, Danielle & Heather have made it out of Hogwarts alive & think everything will be tra la la with sunshine and daffodils. Only to slam into a new freaky deaky Dark Lord, trouble finding Mr Right, and more crazy catastrophes!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 154,625 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
The Tale of a Broken Man by PsychoHaired reviews
NEW CHAPTER! YAY! Ever wonder what Snape was like when he was a teenager? The life and times of Severus Snape. Set during Severus's School years. Rated T for violence and language. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 63,256 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Great Hogwarts Portrait Rebellion by Shiv5468 reviews
Ten years after the fall of Voldemort the Minister decides to commission a portrait of the Order of the Phoenix. It isn't the best idea he's ever had.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,565 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Trap by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
XXWritten long before Deathly Hallows, this story is now not cannonXX Dumbledore defeated the evil wizard Grindelwald in 1945. But to Albus, it is much more than a brief line on a chocolate frog card. It was one of the most painful stories of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,228 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Albus D. - Complete
Lycantherapy by Sea Priestess reviews
Eventual slash. Remus and Severus are signed in for therapy to improve their working relationship and throughout the torturous experience grow closer. Expect snark fests, psychoanalysis and group hugs aplenty!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,305 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Severus S., Remus L.
The Eyebrow Incident by She's a Star reviews
Apparition is hard to do. Ron faces the woes of leaving half an eyebrow behind and Hermione attempts to console him. Set during HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Menacing Melodies reviews
Every single album by JLoi has been plagirized. That's right, YOU HEARD ME! Voldemort wrote every song. But now he won't let her take advantage of him anymore. Click to find out what the other Jennifer, Voldie, Fenrir and Snape do to stop her. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Voldemort