Starfleet Witch
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Joined 07-01-11, id: 3036032, Profile Updated: 06-13-12
Author has written 3 stories for Worst Witch.

‘Most of the important things in this world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.’

Céad míle fáilte

Even though this spot is for my ‘Profile’ I am not about to write my life history on here, nor am I about to forgo my morals and fall victim to writing gossip or lies either. Those of you who know me are well aware of who I am.

Now that that’s out of the way how about a cup of Tea? Coffee? Perhaps you prefer juice?

The only things I will share about myself on this public site is that I am not new with writing Fanfiction and am in fact over two years at it but due to certain things I decided to stop writing, which incidentally was one of the most stupid things I’ve ever done. I always hated the thought of writers… until I became one of them and when I stopped I almost longed to be one again. That’s what this site and the amazing people who came with it did to me and without further rambling I will finish with a note to those who are planning to give up not just on writing but other outlooks that give them the opportunity of expressing themselves without shame: From a person who had given up, think long and hard before doing so as you’ll find that a cage you never realised was there before you found your outlook will return the moment you walk away from it. The ability of expression is the key to keeping that cage open and allowing your thoughts to be free.

I am a HUGE fan of Kate Duchene nuff said!

I don’t read many Fanficitons anymore but when I do they are mainly Worst witch and Star Trek: Voyager. I'll read stories with adventure, character, horror, deception, a twist, fighting and romance (to a certain degree).

Favourite Characters

Capt. Kathryn Janeway- Star trek Voyager

Miss Hardbroom- Worst Witch

Barbara Sinyard- After life

Jane Bennett- Midsommer murders: The Garden of Death

Morticia Addams- The Addams Family

Professor Sibyll Trelawney- Harry potter

Queen Serenity- Sailor moon

Queen Beryl- Sailor moon

Miss Havisham- Great Expectations


"‘Human kind is born with two incurable diseases. Life, from which it inevitably dies, and hope, which hints that death may not be the end’ I have spent my life hoping, hoping that I now realise, to find undeniable proof of life after death… but the truth is, as it must be, the only proof we will ever grasp, is in the moment when it happens… the moment we die. Then, I have no doubt that all will become clear" written by Robert Bridge, read by Barbara Sinyard

“You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.” -Ray Bradbury

“The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say.” -Anaïs Nin

“To be Irish is to know that in the end the world will break your heart.” -Daniel Patrick Moynihan

“Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.” -Anton Chekhov

“Writing is my time machine, takes me to the precise time and place I belong.” -Jeb Dickerson

“When something can be read without effort, great effort has gone into its writing.” -Enrique Jardiel Poncela

“Writing is a struggle against silence.” -Carlos Fuentes

“You write to communicate to the hearts and minds of others what's burning inside you. And we edit to let the fire show through the smoke.” -Arthur Polotnik

“Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.” -Dale Carnegie

“They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.”Carl W. Buechner

“Níor chaill fear an mhisnigh riamh” –Unknown (if known please tell so I can credit them)

‘Je n’ai pas grand chose à te dire (i don't have many things to tell you)
Et pas grand chose pour te faire rire (and not much to make you laugh)
Car j’imagine toujours le pire (‘cause I always imagine the worst)
Et le meilleur me fait souffrir’ (and the best makes me suffer)

- Indochine

“The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.” -Jim Rohn

“They acknowledge me as a human being, and to me, that’s invaluable, because that’s exactly what I am” -Kate Mulgrew

“We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness” -David Weatherford

“Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart.” -William Wordsworth

"He has my fathers eyes" "Gomez take those out of his mouth" – Morticia & Gomez Addams

"Most of the challenges in life are the ones we create for ourselves." Capt. Janeway

"I find you can't listen to this without feeling the urge to dance!" Neelix

Never give up,

Starfleet Witch


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Appearances Can Be Deceptive by NextChristineDaae reviews
Is what we know – or think we know – ALWAYS what it seems? Are those we know – or think we know – REALLY all they appear to be? Unprecedented occurrences are imminent, and critically weakening Constance Hardbroom is powerless to stop impending catastrophe! Her life; Mildred's life; all their lives will change forever ... MAY 2016: STORY COMPLETE! THANK YOU TO ALL READERS/REVIEWERS!
Worst Witch - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 311,872 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Mildred H., A. Cackle, C. Hardbroom, H. Broomhead - Complete
Hide and Seek by b0redrand0m reviews
imagineyourotp@tumblr (shortened): Person A and C are playing hide and seek & person B is cleaning. A ends up in the same room as B, looking for somewhere to hide & drastically pushes B into the wardrobe with them for no reason just to hide, unfortunately the wardrobe isn't big enough for 2 people & it's causing both A and B to be touching each other uncomfortably.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Complete
It Will Not Be Forgotten by Princess Sammi reviews
Heckitty Broomhead returns to Cackles for another inspection, unbeknown to them she has an ulterior agenda. Her plan is discovered but events transpire leaving her in a better position than she could have ever hoped for ...
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,607 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - C. Hardbroom, H. Broomhead
The Magic of Love by Obsidiana402 reviews
Summary: Andy and Miranda are deep in love, but unfortunately are having problems to admit it, even to themselves. A mysterious gift that should be delivered to Emily ends up in wrong hands and a big confusion set place at Runway. The key to solve the confusion is innocence and ultimately, surrender to love. Betas: Peetsden, Firebird93 and Lennonandstreep - Thank you so much fo
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,748 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Complete
How do you manage to smile? by MerlinianTardis reviews
A little AU where Frankie doesn't drive back home to Andy and Ian after dropping Zoe off at her place, but follows the other woman into her house. No Dr. Stryder so the women are completely alone.
Frankie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Frankie, Dr. Z. Evans - Complete
The Little Mermaid by Adrianna-Rossetti reviews
You guessed it! Andrea is the mermaid, and Miranda is the Queen...Follows the plot of the original Disney movie pretty well, but I also added some things. I just really love the idea of Mirandy as the starring roles in the Little Mermaid!
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,063 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Complete
Run Like the Devil by Gun Brooke reviews
What if it was Miranda who left the car in Paris-and ran?
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Complete
Picking Up The Shattered Pieces by DissectingPomegranates reviews
*Sequel to An Unstoppable Force Meets An Immovable Object* Bad news arrives, the floodgates are opened and someone returns with good intentions
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,313 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 1/5/2012 - C. Hardbroom, A. Cackle - Complete
Manhattan Perdition by xercesawake reviews
Miranda and Andrea spend a blissful weekend together. Miranda is on the verge of closing a secret deal with a company that would make her the most powerful woman in publishing. Life is good for the two women. But when New York City plays an unwilling host to the worst terror attack in history, Miranda finds her self right in the middle of it all, trying to survive.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,345 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Complete
Catfight by MiladyGirl reviews
Andy wants to have a cat. Miranda isn't too happy about the idea. Established Mirandy.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Complete
Compos Mentis by sweeny81 reviews
Post Endgame: Kathryn finds it difficult to adjust to life in the alpha quadrant.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,733 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
Achilles' heel by MiladyGirl reviews
Andy finally finds out the reason for Miranda's aversion towards freesias. Oneshot. My first fanfic ever, I'm shaking in my non-Prada boots here. ;
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Complete
Not Such A Black And White World by Princess Sammi reviews
Oneshot: ..' As she exited the church and walked out into the cold open air, the darkness seemed to clear, the sun trying desperately to break through the clouds and brighten up the sky. Looking up at the sky before her she said the three words she never in a million years thought would utter from her lips.
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2012 - C. Hardbroom - Complete
Au Revoir by lolwrwg reviews
"You said you would never leave my side again" the older woman breathed trying to keep her tears at bay. Andrea could barely smile as pain lanced through her body "Hmmm my love…" she whispered watching as her life slipped through her fingers.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Complete
Giving Up the One You Love by XV reviews
A Wake the Muse ficathon prompt. Adoption No pairing, but a twist on the usual DWP storylines.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Complete
The Year by Gun Brooke reviews
It all starts in January at a Runway function when Andrea finds herself in an unexpected situation with her half naked boss. Their journey throughout the year is described in seven pivotal snapshots.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Complete
Center Mass by quantumsilver reviews
Chakotay is faced with an impossible decision.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Chakotay, K. Janeway - Complete
It's a Frog's Life by Aramintas world reviews
This is what happens when Ethel tries to get her own back by turning Mildred into a frog. While hopping around in a daze Mildred learns a secret, from none other than Miss Hardbroom. Being a frog, has its uses. Que utter chaos.
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,955 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Mildred H., C. Hardbroom - Complete
The Curious Case of Miranda Priestly by Millie reviews
Cassidy uncovers the truth as to why her mother's been so unhappy. Please R&R
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,588 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/22/2008
Broke Down by pagesix reviews
Stranded in a small New England town, Andy has to deal solo with Miranda. Contains a few chuckles and some desires. Open for a part two or sequel- as the muse decides. Beta'd by a friend off line. Any mistakes are her fault... not mine :
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,372 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Complete
Bat Got Your Tongue? by CaseyROCKS reviews
Based on the movie, not the book. When the Bat's away, the Cat will play. The annual Runway Gala is an event not to be missed, even if you have to dress in character to attend. Masquerade Halloween party hijinks of comic proportions.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Andy S., Emily C., Nigel K., Serena - Complete
A Plague On All Their Houses by LisaT reviews
A mysterious epidemic has drained the magic of the inhabitants of Cackle's, and darkness is creeping over the wizarding world. Can they beat the illness in time to make a stand? LAST CHAPTER UP... UNTIL THE SEQUEL!
Worst Witch - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,109 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Complete
The Adhesive Duck Deficiency by Princess Sammi reviews
Imogen slipped in the shower. Cause of accident ... lack of adhesive ducks. A one shot of total randomness for the fantastic HB Rules.
Worst Witch - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Complete
All Night by thestylus01 reviews
What if he kissed her? What if it didn't solve anything? Reposting from the archives.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2011 - K. Janeway, Chakotay
Dismissed! by PinkAngel17 reviews
A series of oneshots based on pick-up/rebuttal lines. Longer summery inside.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,641 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - K. Janeway
Mrs and Mrs Priestly by Pandora007 reviews
This was my second story in the Devil Wears Prada universe. It's a crazy crossover with Mr. and Mrs. Smith, sort of! Andy/Miranda Femslash of course!
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,988 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010
A Dangerous Woman by Cheshire6845 reviews
Story takes place post Endgame and Janeway is what the title says.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,206 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
How Does Your Garden Grow? by Alchemine reviews
"FRANK BLOSSOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY HERBS?" Miss Hardbroom and Mr Blossom meet by chance in the greenhouse on a golden summer's afternoon, and come away understanding a little more about each other.
Worst Witch - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/19/2011 - C. Hardbroom, F. Blossom
Charm by Myu-fic reviews
Takes place during Endgame. Admiral Janeway clashes with the command team and reflects on her reasons for changing the timeline. J/C...ish
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/8/2011 - [K. Janeway, Chakotay]
Endurance by paxbanana reviews
Trudy has the luck to find everlasting love on an alien planet with a woman who can't think past her research. femslash
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Trudy C., Grace A. - Complete
Life & Times of Sarah Jane Smith and Mrs Wormwood by Scarlet Secret reviews
In 21 scenes the life of two woman thrown together by a series of unforseen events.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,651 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009
Kathryn's Turn by TheJesser reviews
Kathryn has finally had it with putting others first. Now she needs to learn to take her turn.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,280 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
The Greatest Price by boro-girl reviews
A plan so simple it left little room for manoeuvre – if she tried to stop them then the worst price would be paid. Little angsty one-shot that comes with a whole bunch of warnings.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sarah Jane S., Luke S. - Complete
Nigel's Ballad by CruellaMiranda reviews
Nigel's last moments at Runway from his POV.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Complete
Second Chance by boro-girl reviews
Sarah wished for one more chance with Peter; the Universe gave it to her. After changing the past she finds that living her life over again brings up problems she didn't see coming...
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 87,584 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
MeowMix by MinaRobins reviews
"How to tame the Na'vi 101." hints of Femslash. Neytiri/Grace Grace/Neytiri. Literally the most CRACKfic I've ever written.
Avatar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Neytiri, Grace A.
When Ms Priestly Met Mrs Sachs by quiethearted reviews
When Andy goes home to Ohio, Miranda follows.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,473 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Complete
A Hat, Perhaps? by Polgaria reviews
A little friendly Miranda and Andrea interaction ensues when the editor notices Andy's new haircut. This is canon the MOVIE version, because there IS no section under 'movies' for DWP. That's all. PLEASE R&R, I eat reviews for breakfast, lunch and supper.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
You'll Never Walk Alone by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
Alan Jackson doesn’t know what to think about aliens and the universe. So he speaks to the one person who has seen it all. Sarah Jane/Alan. A little fluffy, and some spoilers for SJA's 'The Lost Boy.' R&R, x
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
OAP Chic by LisaT reviews
This was written last year after reading that Lis Sladen turned 60 in 2008. Pure fluff, hopefully funnyish fluff... SJS, Luke, Clyde, Maria and Rani.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Beauty Through The Broken Glass: Their Broken Past by xhecticbankaix reviews
One shot! Miranda and Andy find out what they really mean to one another. But it isn't all happy endings. Femslash. etc.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Fire and Ice by Settiai reviews
There's no better time to talk than in the middle of an alien attack. :: Alan/Sarah Jane
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Mercy, I pray you, Mercy by k4writer02 reviews
Helen learns different ways to pray. An introspective look at Helen Donnelly, through the deaths and injuries of the men she loves most—her father, her brother, her husband, and her sons.
Black Donnellys - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
All The School's a Stage by Sue Denham reviews
A play seems like the perfect way to lift morale within the school but Miss Hardbroom isn’t convinced. Is she right to be concerned or is she just being her usual pessimistic self?
Worst Witch - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,232 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
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Through the Fire and the Flames reviews
In the darkest of shadows lies the cruellest of nightmares. These are events that followed the incident of 'Just like clockwork' and the disastrous outcome they had on the innocent lives at Cackles academy.
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,425 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - C. Hardbroom, A. Cackle
Okay reviews
Someone is writing about Constance in their memoirs. Song by Flyleaf.
Worst Witch - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/13/2012 - C. Hardbroom - Complete
The Hooded Stranger reviews
'Stormy was the night the lone hooded stranger, an effigy in a backdrop of rain clouds and forked lightning, trekked through the obstacle course that was the forest at night.' A birthday fic for the wonderful NCD.
Worst Witch - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2011 - C. Hardbroom - Complete