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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
I will now begin posting challenges for a range of stories. If you would like to write take me up on one of my challenges, or have a question regarding the challenge please pm me! I would love to read it! Also, it would be appreciated if you would credit me for the challenge, 有賀と!
Crossover: One Piece
Needs: Female Naruto, Naruto in the Strawhat Crew (However if you wish to have her travel on her own before meeting the crew or after - meaning she'll meet them again - that's up to you), It's optional if you want her to have a Akuma no Mi. And I would prefer you not change her look too much like some people do, i.e, changing the color of her hair/eyes, etc.
Summary(You don't need to follow it line by line, just have at least something a bit resembling this.): Naruto looked up at the beast, blue eyes drained and emotionless. "What would you give up to start again..?" it asked, grin wicked, eyes full of bloodlust. "Everything...I'd give everything" she whispered. "So be it, I will be taking everything from you, your life, your joy, your anger, your soul". That was all she heard before it her world turned black. She almost regretted opening her eyes to see a grinning boy in a straw hat. She regretted it even more when she looked down to see her body and realized...she was five years old!
Pairing: Optional. If you wish for Naruto to regain her elder body you may choose whichever pairing you want. JUST PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT A HAREM!!
Crossover: Fairy Tail
Needs: Fem Naruto, and I would prefer you not change her look too much like some people do, i.e, changing the color of her hair/eyes, etc. Also, I want her to at least have some form of a connection to Lucy.
Summary(You don't need to follow it line by line, just have at least something a bit resembling this.):Naruto stared at the weird looking sign. Then she looked through the open doors. What she could see were people fighting, laughing, getting drunk, and overall having one hell of a time. She felt herself grin, maybe she'd fit into this Guild. Walking through the doors she felt all of her worries, past, and nightmares disappear into the calming atmosphere. Then she knew it, she was home. Too bad she didn't count in the craziness that is simply Fairy Tail.
Paring: Optional. You can choose if you want any pairings or not. JUST PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT A HAREM
Authors Note: I am leaving this challenge to your imagination, I'm not requiring much and I didn't really put much into the plot line. I would love to see something outside of the box so please, TRY YOUR BEST! By the way, I would like you to notice the 'Worries, Past, and Nightmares' line, which means that YES there is more to Naruto's past then one would expect. Please try to fit that in because I think it would make an excellent plot line! :D
Needs: Fem Naruto, Elric Naruto, Smart Naruto.
Summary(You don't need to follow it line by line, just have at least something a bit resembling this.): It was a shame, it truly was. She had just brought Sasuke back home, and she was needed else where. Writing a note to Sakura-chan who was sure to visit when morning comes, she slipped out the window, a henge falling from her reach, revealing gold eyes and just as gold hair. Running across the roof tops of her beloved home unseen she felt a tear slip from her eyes, she would likely never come back to this place. It was time to see how her dear older brothers were doing. Memories flashed in her mind and she new there was no turning back - she'd protect her precious family from the darkness that is Amestris. "Uchiha Sasuke, I have a special mission for you." "..." "Your mission is to capture and return Uzumaki Naruto within Konoha walls, after all, Akatsuki is after her." "Understood"
Paring: I would like for it to be a Sasuke x Naruto story, but if you desperately want to write something else you may. Just please let me know.
My Name is Meth
I destroy your homes, I tear families apart,
I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold,
If you need me, remember I'm easily found,
I live with the rich, I live with the poor,
I'm made in a lab, but not like you think,
In your child's closet and even in the woods,
I have many names, but one you know best,
My power is so awesome, try me you'll see,
Just try me ounce and I might let you go,
When I posses you, you'll steal and you'll lie,
The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic charms
You'll lie to your mother, you'll steal from your dad,
But you'll forget your morals, and how you were raised
I take kids from parents, and parents from kids.
I'll take everything - your looks and your pride,
you'll give me everything - your family, your home,
I'll take and take, till you have nothing more to give,
If you try me be warned, this is no game,
I'll ravish your body I'll control your mind,
The nightmares I give you while lying in bed,
The sweats, the shakes, and the visions you'll see,
But when its too late and you'll know in your heart,
You'll regret that you tried me, they always do,
You knew this would happen, many times you were told,
You could have said no, and just walked away,
I'll be your master, you'll be my slave,
Now that you met me, what will you do?
I can you more misery than words can tell
The streets so silent, dark and dank, no soul can hear the child wake, out of bed and down the stair, she puts on her cloak and mounts her mare, flying through the wind, child and horse as one, only nocturnal hours is her fun, she creeches and laughs as they gallop faster, turning into a she-demon master, horse of ground morphes into ashes, large black dragon scales flashes, up into the air beast and master fly, calling on the dead with a loud cry, soaring through the clouds is her affection, avoiding all forms of mortal detection. -Anonymous
Favorite Couple at the Moment: Er, it's kinda hard to decide. But, probably Ereri :D
What are you? Uke? Seme? Find out at Semeuke.com!
I am a: Chibi-Seme
Sasuke and Naruto, hiding in a bush. Making a baby, push, push, push
If life gives you lemons, read them.
is for youth, 'cause we don't like 'em old...
is for... ass (or so I've been told)
is for "Oh, yeah, baby... you're so hard!"
is for insane, 'cause that's what we all are
WHAT A KISS MEANS
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready."
What the gesture means...
The word Fuck
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word 'fuck'. It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, 'fuck' falls into many grammatical categories.
• It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
• It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
• It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
• It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word 'fuck'. Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...
Greetings : "How the fuck are ya?"
Fraud: "I got fucked by the car dealer."
Resignation: "Oh, fuck it!"
Trouble: "I guess I'm fucked now."
Aggression: "FUCK YOU!"
Disgust: "Fuck me."
Confusion: "What the fuck...?"
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking business!"
Despair: "Fucked again..."
Pleasure: "I couldn't be fucking happier."
Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on here?"
Lost : "Where the fuck are we."
Disbelief : "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"
Retaliation: "Up your fucking ass!"
Denial: "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity: "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy: "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
Greetings: "How the fuck are ya?"
Suspicion: "Who the fuck are you?"
Panic: "Let's get the fuck out of here."
Directions: "Fuck off." (haha!)
Disbelief : "How the fuck did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."
It can be political- "Fuck Al Gore!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...
"What the fuck was that?"- Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"- Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun."- John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?"- Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll."- Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive."- Commander of Space Shuttle
"What fucking map?"- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that."- Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!"- Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?"- Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"- Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck."- Walt Disney
"Why? Because its fucking there!"- Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"- Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass."- Noah
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."- John F. Kennedy
"The nod means, 'I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass.'"
My Emotional Rose
White is the color of purity, chastity and innocence. White Roses are generally associated with new beginnings, and can be used to convey sympathy or humility. They also are indicative of spirituality. Your bubbly personality has a childlike innocence that is charming and irresistable. You see the wonders of the endless universe while finding joy in the smallest of things. You never judge others by outward appearances and seek out the inherent good in even the most mean spirited hearts. Far from being naive, you simply choose to embrace life's gifts with enthusiasm and hope. Touching all you meet with your pure white light, you are the White Rose
DON'T READ THIS, I repeat don't read this! I told you not to read this! GREAT now you are going to explode! copy and paste this if you read it.
If you dream in color, copy this into your profile.
If you have recently realized that there are really super hero's among us RAISE YOUR HAND!! I mean copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you STILL dream in color, copy this into your profile.
Post this on your profile if you have ever Pushed a door that clearly states "PULL"
If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever walked into something that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you randomly start singing when people say certain words, copy this into your profile.
STORY'S IN PROGRESS!
"Crimson Eyes, Purple Blood"
2.) Picture of Naru Wolf Form:
Favorite FF Author(s)
DemonsRBetter. (She's my best friend!!)
DaemonDeDevil (Her story's are wonderful, and well written.)
silkendreammaid (I have so far read only one of her story's, but I have to say that right now it's my favorite story.)
ShadowRidge (She's my best friend too!)
Favorite FF Story
Returning Echo's (I was so upset when she didn't finish the story. The plot was amazing, and her perspective of a Fem!Ed was amazing as well. From reading her story I wish to improve my writing skill, that's how inspiring it was.)
"Unicorns ARE real, they're just fat and grey and we call them rhinos."
"I stopped fighting my inner demons were on the same side now."
"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?"
"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's and unfamiliar territory."
"Dracula is a vampire not Edward Cullen. He is a fairy."
"When I was 5 years old my mom told me: that happiness is the key to life. When I went to school they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "Happy" They told me I didn't understand the assignment I told them they didn't understand life."
"Stupidity is not a handicap; park elsewhere."
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"Take my advice I don't use it anyway."
"Today i will be happier then a bird with a french fry."
"Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide."
"When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?"
"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
"My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone."
"Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway."
"I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead."
"Nothing would ever get done if it weren't for the last minute."
"Don't take life too seriously-it's not like you're getting out alive."
"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect."
"I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!"
"I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet."
"There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it."
"STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk that desperately deserves it."
"STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards."
"Evil, was never so cute and fuzzy."
"No I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a girl who would be pissed if she heard me say that."
"I can't sleep, clowns will eat me."
"I see stupid people, there's so many."
"On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts." (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you? Hell yeah!)
"A closed mouth gathers no foot."
"Duct tape is like the Force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."
"Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer."
"There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't."
"Welcome to the internet, pants optional."
"The cheese fell off your cracker a long time ago, didn't it?"
"Screw the world! Who needs it anyway? It's not like it does anything!"
"If anyone has a noble act to stop me, you might as well put it in your will."
"Logic is panics prey."
"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same."
"Start at the beginning. When you get to the end, stop."
"There’s always a catch, a hidden cost. Just ask any telemarketer."
"Let the neighbors think they saw a flying pizza."
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
"Everyone has a right to be stupid- some people just abuse the privilege."
"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."
"Life is either a party or a living hell. Take your choice. I personally like the choice with the world domination, but who am I to be picky?"
"Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again."
"If I throw a stick, will you go away?"
"Life was so simple when boys had cooties."
"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems."
"You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on."
"Do not meddle with the affairs of dragons. For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup"
"Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive. - If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."
"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"
"I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly."
"Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now."
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder..."
"A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work."
"Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!"
"If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty."
"I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it..."
"Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?"
"Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that."
"Yo mamma is so fat even Neji can't see through her."
"Yo momma's so fat even Naruto doesn't BELIEVE IT."
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
"Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?"
"Speak when I'm listning to you!"
"I am not perfect but I'm so close it scares me!"
"I swear to drunk I am not god!"
"I am not as think as you drunk I am"
"Got acne? Just ask your girlfriend what to do-.Oh. That's right you dont have a girlfriend."
"The world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus!"
"Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought."
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling!"
"You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff I laugh even harder AND blame the guy next to me."
"When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
"I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either."
"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down, stay put and shut up."
"I applied for a job at a mental hospital, but they said I needed 24 hours experience...so, you wanna hang out?"
"I'm very proud of myself when I resist the urge to kill someone."
"Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it."
"One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."
"If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?"
"When life gives you lemons, rip'em in half, squirt your enemy in the eyes, and then use the other half to make a glass of lemonade after all that hard work."
"An apple a day keeps anyone away, as long as you throw it hard enough."
"When life gives you lemons make apple juice, then sit back, relax, and enjoy people's confusionover how the hell you did it."
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"Men are living proof that women can take a joke."
"Never go to bed angry...stay up and plot revenge."
"If its called common sense, why is it so rare?"
"When I was younger, I hated going to weddings cause all the grandmothers would say, you're next. That quickly ended when I started saying that to them at funerals."
"Even if the voices arent real, they have some good ideas."
"How ironic would it be if someone chocked on a life saver?"
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...its a shame you wont be around to gloat. Wheres my shovel?"
"An English professor wrote the words: 'A woman without her man is nothing.' on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly. All of the males in the class wrote: 'A woman, without her man, is nothing.' All of the females wrote: 'A woman: without her, man is nothing.' Punctuation is powerful."
"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!
"I haven't failed, I just found 10,000 ways that won't work"
This is the story that must be told of an Iraqi baby, not very old.
Lying in her crib one star lit night
She lay there quietly touching her nose,
Oohing and cooing, so sweetly is she,
An angel is standing with her in the room.
The crib starts to shake and the mobile goes round.
The ceiling drops in, in a second or two ...
No one knows how long she lie there
Is she alive? is she dead? Is she in any pain?
Her name is Amal. In English we say Hope.
Where is my mommy? I love her so dear
I'm scared and I'm hungry and I can't see my feet.
Where is my daddy? Where's my big brother?
How long have I been here? Is this just a dream?
That angel appears once again to my side,
Am I alone in my sufferings? No, there are many others.
Who are we? I ask you ... for what crime did we die?
Is it True? Am I nothing?! How could it be?
It is war they say, of which death is part.
Did someone say hero? To whom do they speak?
Why are they happy? Why are they proud?
No war has been won; No ifs, buts, or maybes,
My name is Sarah
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)
I went to a party,
I felt proud of myself,
I made a healthy choice,
I got into my car,
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
My own blood's all around me,
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
So why do people do it,
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Someone should have taught him,
My breath is getting shorter,
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
38 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Insist that your e mail address is:
4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.
7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'
10) Reply to everything someone says with,'That's what you think.'
11) Finish all your sentences with:'In accordance with the prophecy.'
12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
13) dont use any punctuation
14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
15) Ask people what sex they are and laugh hysterically after they answer.
16) Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go.'
17) Sing along at the opera.
18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)
20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3.
21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
23) Call 999 and ask if 999 is for emergencies.(don't do this!)
24) Call the physic hot line and don't say anything.
25) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
26) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, 'I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!'
27) When leaving the zoo,start running towards the parking lot, yelling, 'Run for your lives, they're loose!'
28) Tell your boss, 'It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do.'
29) Tell your children over dinner.'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.
30) Every time you see a broom, yell 'Honey, your mother is here!'
Things me and my friends do:
(Me and my friend K. got new schedules)(She asked me not to use her real name.)
K.: UGH I don't want to go to Mr. Profits and leave Mr. Cascios
Ms. Cascio walks out
K.: Ms. Cascio I don't want to leave your husbands class room!
Ms. Cascio: Ewww that's my dad!
(me and K. got our pictures back and I was complaining about how ugly it was)
K.: Let me see it!
-hands picture to her she opens the package and pulls out the picture-
K.: Oh My God!
Mr. Mainguy turned the corner the same time as us and there was a loud high pitched sqeal.
Me: Erin did you hear that noise?
Erin: Ya, why?
Me: That wasn't me.
Me: looks at phone.
Phone: *New text message*
Shadowridge: I'm drinking a soda that's closed. Take that reality
Me: Oh wow
Shadowridge: It's awesome
Me: I bet
Shadowridge: The soda is horrid
(Me and Shadowridge were texting again and this was just funny)
Shadowridge: Watch the anime. Now
Me: Later, I'm busy
Shadowridge: What can be more important than anime
Me: My aunt (who was over at the time)
Shadowridge: What can be more important than anime?
Me: -.- family
Shadowridge: What can be more important than anime?
Me: -.- Fanfiction
Shadowridge: What can be more important than anime?
Shadowridge: What can be more important than anime?
Me: >:) Got you there
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