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Joined 07-01-11, id: 3036973, Profile Updated: 04-03-14
Author has written 15 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Naruto, My Candy Love, and Bleach.

UlquiHime for life.


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My stories will consist mostly of My Candy Love stories since they're easy to write, like free-verse poetry; although I love Bleach and Naruto and may write from those. I also find myself particularly fond of Nintendo's Starfox series and I used to have a passion for Sonic the Hedgehog...however, I'm rather put off by the idea of writing from that genre. One-shots and short stories will likely be created after or often during a large product. I am extremely inconsistent at considerably inconvenient moments and my updates are spontaneous; similarly the stories I create have a tendency to be derived of the magical pole on the top of my head. And it seems, I can't finish a chapter story to save my damn life. As for the whole Star Fox process, I am more or less writing for my own gain. I know that very few people are still loyal to the series, considering it basically convulsed, shuttered, died, and fell into the Abyss from Time Travelers after the latest installment. But the creators are trying to revive it, so I'm hopeful. And just a little warning: flames will be laughed at. Thanks, and have a great day!

Sincerely,

ThE cHiCkEn CrAzY


Notices:

My new My Candy Love story Obsession is now up. Please note that there is some explicit content. 4/3/14

The next two chapters of The Mercy Dance are up. After, what, eight months? Laziness at its finest. 1/11/14

My new My Candy Love story Victim of a Love Crime is now up. 12/29/13

A Thanksgiving of Champions, my first Bleach fanfic (and a tacky holiday one at that), is online. 11/20/13

Well that took a while. Damn. Chapter 8 of The Mercy Dance is online. 5/6/13

Chapter 7 of The Mercy Dance is online. 1/21/13

Chapter 3 through 6 of The Mercy Dance are online, as well as my My Candy Love one-shots Somebody That I Used to Know, A Mental Thesaurus, Titanium, Excuse Me, Your Ignorance is Showing, and Ten Reasons Why it's Okay to Crush On a Fictional Guy. 1/20/13

Check out my new My Candy Love story, The Mercy Dance. Chapters 1 and 2 are online. 11/11/12

Chapter 14 of The Animalistic Shadow of Prudence is online. 11/1/12

Yay! Chapters 10--13 of The Animalistic Shadow of Prudence are online. 9/22/12

Chapters 6--9 of The Animalistic Shadow of Prudence are online. 7/18/12

Chapters 1--5 of The Animalistic Shadow of Prudence, my My Candy Love fanfiction, are now on the site. 6/22/12

If you've ever played My Candy Love, you should know that it is now on the site, listed under games. I plan to have my fanfiction posted here soon. 5/27/12

Stories

Finished stories:

A Thanksgiving of Champions (Bleach)

[Excerpt from possible upcoming story] Inside Look: Year of 1000 Sins (Naruto--Akatsuki fic, you beautiful shits)

Heroes Come Back (Naruto)

How to Piss Off Scourge the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Somebody That I Used to Know (My Candy Love)

Titanium (My Candy Love)

A Mental Thesaurus (My Candy Love)

Excuse Me, Your Ignorance is Showing (My Candy Love)

Ten Reasons Why it's Okay to Crush On a Fictional Guy (My Candy Love)

It's Called a Misery Phase (My Candy Love)

The Pursuit of Happiness (My Candy Love)

Victim of a Love Crime (My Candy Love)

Stories in the works:

The Mercy Dance (My Candy Love)

Possible future ideas/sequels:

I've got a shit load.


"All I ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya."

Jeff Buckley, Hallelujah

"You are what you love, not who loves you."

—Fall Out Boy, "Save Rock and Roll" feat. Elton John

"Nothing's ever wrong when nothing's true."

—Lorde, Buzzcut Season

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Star Fox: Chaos Effect by Vexed reviews
Lylat, a cluster of habitable worlds circling a shared star. On the surface, an advanced, star faring civilization of disparate races united under the Cornerian Federation, guiding light of civilization and culture. In truth, a volatile ad-hock government, shaken by decades of war, racial tensions, and crime. Many vessels ply its spaceways. A lone mercenary finds what work he can.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 60 - Words: 253,449 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Fox M.
Picking Up the Pieces by djAngelynn reviews
For months, Toshiro lived an illusion whilst Karin lived a nightmare. Now freed, they have to pick up the pieces of their shattered lives.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,670 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya
Silver & Blaze: Our Story by Iris Sweetheart reviews
Two friends. Fifteen years. And many stories to be told. This is a story about friendship and the paths chosen.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 192,007 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Blaze, Silver
Shades of Green and Aquamarine by emptyelvisx reviews
She didn't want to remember. But he forced her to and along the way he fell in love with her again. Story will contain mention of sexual abuse, the discussion of morals and ethics, bad language and adult situations.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,339 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Grimmjow J., Neliel T. O./Nel
Tell Yourself by Princess Kitty1 reviews
They've survived the war. He's gained a heart. Now Ulquiorra and Orihime get to face their most interesting challenge yet: living together. A series of drabbles and interrelated one-shots in which shenanigans ensue.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 95 - Words: 175,545 - Reviews: 3549 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Modern Romance by scottie994 reviews
They are perfectly flawed. And unconventionality is their speciality. AU, HitsuKarin.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,278 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
What You Do to Me: in the Staircase by Exactlyamanda reviews
Dentention is never fun...but if anyone can find a way to make it bearable it's Castiel and Brooke! Finding themselves imprisoned after school the lovebirds decide to break out and revisit the place that started it all: the staircase...only this time, no one is holding back. (And I mean that!) Rated M for a reason. The side of Carooke you've secretly ALWAYS wanted to see! One-shot
My Candy Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Candy, Castiel - Complete
Korin by Only Korin reviews
A girl Korin is put onto the planet only to be burdened with power that no other could handle. Without a home, a family, or friends she travels and attempts to make a life to replace the one she once knew. Along the way she recreates a life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,068 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011
Change of Heart by niteryde reviews
After the Cell games, Vegeta decides to stay on Earth for his son, while vowing to leave his short-lived relationship with Bulma in the past... which turns out to be much easier said than done.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,342 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Musings by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- The continued misadventures of pianist Ulquiorra Schiffer, ex-prostitute Orihime Inoue, and the residents of the Las Noches apartment complex... A miniseries of long or short one-shots from the Muse-verse. -UlquiHime, GrimmNel, GinRan and More-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,168 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
You'll Be the Death of Me by niteryde reviews
Vegeta is determined to reach his full potential and help destroy the androids when they arrive. If only that woman would just stop distracting him, and stop looking at him like that...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,674 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Rogue's Bee by Kiba Sniper reviews
Ever since Rodrigo's death, Charmy has split from the Babylon Rogues and enjoys his life back together with the Chaotix after a two year absence, but when a marriage between two of his friends comes by, a horrible fate spirals down on him and the Rogues.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,632 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Charmy, Storm - Complete
Babylon Bee by Kiba Sniper reviews
Sequel to Charmy Rogues. With the Chaotix' death in the back of his mind, Charmy can live a thievary career with the Babylon Rogues. However, with the Ex World Grand Prix II around the corner, new and old faces rekindle memories Charmy wishes to forget.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,370 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Charmy, Storm - Complete
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Perfect in Weakness by Ravyn reviews
Team 7. Team Hebi. Sai. Because when Sasuke comes home he brings some people with him and some interactions are more hostile than others. Team 7 never said they'd share.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 137 - Published: 5/13/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Charmy Rogues by Kiba Sniper reviews
After deadly explosions during the Chaotix' last mission, Vector and Espio are dead. However, Charmy is alive, but seriously injured. As he gives up all hope, a grey albatross saves him from the brink of death. JetWave, CharmyCreamTails, StormOC
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,158 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Charmy, Storm - Complete
Searching by LavenderSkies reviews
Since Hime healed him, Grimm's been having visions from his life. Since he's been guarding Hime, Ulqui's been getting a sense of familiarity from her he can't understand. What's the connection btwn these 3? How will their paths change when they find out?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,659 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Her Reunion by Kineticfairy reviews
He could be her master… or her slave… [SasuSaku][Darkfic]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,241 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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The Mercy Dance reviews
If all I had to deal with was moving, fervently denying liking a renowned ass, and petty family problems, I'd get along fine. But bad blood between my new step-sister and one of Sweet Amoris High School's most infamously crazy past residents quickly makes that an unattainable dream. And the best part? On top of being a raging sociopath and a stalker, she's supposed to be dead.
My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,826 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 11/11/2012 - [Candy, Castiel]
Obsession reviews
Close encounters aren't always planned, and don't always go as planned. At least, not for Mitzi and Castiel. Warning: naughty teenagers. No lemon. But Castiel is one dirty boy. Review, but never the flames. I'm like a fire hydrant. Red hot (sometimes canary yellow, it's a bit of an issue) and I'll put you out.
My Candy Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2014 - [Castiel, Candy] - Complete
Gris reviews
"Callate, pendejo!" was all that the two really understood out of the string of curses exchanged, and Lysander lead Mae and her feline companion away from the scene. Reaching the cafe, he was somewhat tempted to offer her something, as he knew of her fondness for various types of coffees, but they were already running late. Fluff, kitties, and crazy people causing traffic. R&R
My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [Lysander, Candy] - Complete
Victim of a Love Crime reviews
Amber's perspective isn't always red-rimmed with anger and green with envy; in the back of her mind, there is a heartbroken girl who has been made the victim of a love crime, and ironically, she believes she and her perpetrator, the boy she can't wrench her heart from, are in the same boat, albeit for different reasons. Rated T for language. Reviews are elegant things, aren't they?
My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Amber - Complete
A Thanksgiving of Champions reviews
Toshiro Hitsugaya knew that a Thanksgiving dinner hosted by the Kurosaki's would be chaotic, but the last thing he expected was to be replacing the turkey Rangiku and Orihime burned, watching a drunken Ichigo display PDA with his former enemies, and to become the victim of spiked punch. What would Christmas bring? Slight HitsuKarin fluff, rated T for Grimm-kitty.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Karin K., T. Hitsugaya] - Complete
It's Called a Misery Phase reviews
There are a thousand ways to say that love is the most destructive thing in the world, but there's only one way to know when it's real, and that's when you experience your very own misery phase. This time, Deborah's the cause, but she won't be basking in her vainglory, because her misery phase is going to last a lot longer than ours... Castiel/OC One-shot, R&R
My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2013 - [Castiel, Candy] - Complete
Ten Reasons Why it's Okay to Crush on a Fictional Guy reviews
Ten reasons explaining why it's okay for you to fall for a video game character. One-shot. Requires R&R in order to survive being ravaged by a disease known as "review-lessemonia".
My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Complete
The Pursuit of Happiness reviews
The little things are the most important, as Sherlock Holmes once said, but I think there is more than one way to apply that. For instance, the memories we make; it's important to keep them close to the heart. That's why I've recorded one of my favorites for you to read, with "helpful" input from Nathaniel, of course. One-Shot, has a nice ending.
My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Candy, Nathaniel] - Complete
Inside Look: Year of 1000 Sins
Preview of a potential story. Summary: In the Hachiman Institute we see emotions as a festering virus more deadly than any disease. I am one of the elite, a Prefect, and emotion never got in my way. That is, until the Akatsuki approached this hellhole. Now they are looking for apprentices, recruits-and one of them is about to recover the inheritance I left behind. AU, beware OCs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,502 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki
Excuse Me, Your Ignorance Is Showing reviews
You know, I always knew high school would suck. It's just so much worse when there's a hotheaded punk who really likes getting you in trouble sitting at the next desk over. He's a stupid jerk, so obviously I didn't expect him to kiss me...and I didn't think I would kiss him back... One-shot Castiel/OC Rated T because I am extremely paranoid.
My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/7/2012 - [Candy, Castiel] - Complete
Titanium reviews
Titanium isn't second-best. It isn't an analogy like quartz-to-diamond. There is nothing that can stand beside titanium-it's solitary, and it can face everything anyone throws at it without flinching, just like me. I thought there wasn't anything that could beat it. But then, she did. Castiel/OC. One-shot.
My Candy Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Castiel - Complete
Somebody That I Used to Know reviews
Rosalya is gone, and no matter how hard I try, she doesn't see me. I never understood how to work with these feelings. To make matters worse, her living ghost is working in my shop. Rosalya/Leigh/OC. One-shot. I HEART REVIEWERS!
My Candy Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Leigh - Complete
A Mental Thesaurus reviews
Nathaniel seemed to believe that chasing love was irrational and hopeless, that miracles are myth and coincidences fables. But that was before the new girl showed up. One-shot. Nathaniel/OC. I really adore reviewers, by the way.
My Candy Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Nathaniel - Complete
Heroes Come Back reviews
One-shot. Inside the mind of Uchiha Sasuke, there is so much more than mosnstrous laughter and deprecatory intentions...there is still a hero. He has simply lost his way. He can still be guided back. Rated T because I'm paranoid. SasuSaku if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
How to Piss Off Scourge the Hedgehog reviews
Need I say it twice?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Complete