I.AM.OPTIMUS.PRIME
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Joined 07-01-11, id: 3037200, Profile Updated: 06-03-15
Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Mortal Instruments.

hi!

Current Favorite Fanfiction: "Clary the Demigod?" Forgot who it's by though...

Name: Optomis Prime. You can call me Magnus though, everyone does.

Birthday: In June

Eye Color: Brown!

Hair Color: Brownish gold with red/purple/ blue streaks

Height: Idk

Right-handed or Left-handed: Right

Your Heritage: Polish (and a little German)

Your Weakness: My flexibility, I guess. I have none.

Your Fears: thunderstorms, heights above water, and deep murky water.

Goal You Would Like to Achieve This Year: Stay Alive?

Your Most Overused Phrase on IM: "Shut Up"

Thoughts First Waking Up: Nunnnnggggghhghgghg

Your Best Physical Feature: My ears apparently...

Chocolate or Vanilla: Ice cream? Chocolate

Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee

Do You Smoke: No

Do You Swear: Hahaha absolutely.

Have You Been In Love: No Comment

Do You Want to Go to College: Absolutely

Do You Want to Get Married: Probably

Do You Believe in Yourself: Sure

Do You Get Motion Sickness: No

Do You Think You Are Attractive: Eh, kind of, I'm not really concerned 'bout it though.

Are You a Health food freak: Kinda...

Do You Get Along With Your Parents: Yes

Do You Like thunderstorms: I think we already went over this. I hate them.

Do You Play An Instrument: sorta, guitar and a little piano. I like singing better.

How Do You Want to Die: Suicide when I'm like really old.

What Do You Want to Be When You Grow Up: World History Professor, an actress, or an author.

What Country Would You Like to Visit Most: France, I speak French almost fluently. Almost.

Favorite Genre of Music: anything but classical, opera, or kiddy music.

Favorite Foods: spaghetti, cake, Jolly Ranchers, and watermelon.

Favorite Animals: Cats

Favorite Flowers: forget-me-nots, carnations, and fuchsias.

Favorite TV Shows: The Mentalist, NCIS, Castle, Warehouse 13,River Monsters,and Peep and the big wide world.

Favorite Authors: Cassandra Clare, Rick Riordan, Charles Swinburne, Dante, John Green

Favorite Books: Mortal Instruments, all the ones by Rick Riordan, What my Mother doesn't Know, The Fault in our Stars, and Clockwork Angel, Prince, and Princess.

Favorite Movies: Indiana Jones(first 3), Percy Jackson, the Princess and the Frog, Tangled, Hetalia: Paint it White, and City of Bones.

Favorite Color: PURPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PINEAPPLES ARE OVER PRICED. SERIOUSLY THEY ARE LIKE 8 DOLLARS.

The Mortal Instruments is the most awEsome series EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM NOT LOUD I'm exuberant =)

you know the feeling when you think you are being watched and it ends up being a carrot that is stairing at you but its not a real carrot so you ignore it untill it asks you where you live but to you that makes no sense because it is IN YOUR HOUSE... neither do i

This is your captian speaking, the dead bodies wear not my fault, I repeat, it he dead bodies were not my fault. We are sorry for the inconvenience, Thank you

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Truth or Dare Mortal Instruments Style by Fly Away Dreams reviews
What happens when Magnus learns Alec hasn't played Truth or Dare before, the game he believes to be one of the best things that happened to the world? Why, he invites over his sibling and Clary and Simon, of course. Read and see what hiliarity ensues.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Edge of Desire by firecracker1990 reviews
"I think it's time we end this little dance, don't you?" Valentine grabbed the dagger at his hip, the one he had once given Clary, and threw it towards Jace, it just caught his ear, barley knicking him as it whizzed by. "You missed." Jace straightened, smiling as he heard a small gasp behind him. "Did I Jonathan?" Some adult themes and mild violence
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,680 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Clary F., Jace W., Alec L., Isabelle L. - Complete
A 'Goode' Surprise by Teenaged Author reviews
Yes, I know, it's another Annabeth Goes to Goode story, and they're going to assure you it's different from the rest. Well, I'm just saying mine is most likely better written and all characters are still demigods! If any are OOC please notify me immediately I do not like it when characters are OOC. It bugs me! R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,471 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Book of Hearts by narwalish reviews
'She noticed his eyes had a warmth to them... One that reminded her of her brother's. It held the same affection that Francis had for her, the same sweet adoration. It terrified her.' Fem!France x England. Many other pairings included, Warnings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,550 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 4/8/2013 - England/Britain, France
How the Stars Shine by Nerdfighter In Training reviews
Alec and Magnus are two of the most succsessful musical artists of their generation and they're back in Brooklyn at the same time. What happens when their worlds finally meet after knowing about each other for so long? Malec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,593 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Little Things by Kashino Chiyuki-chan reviews
These are a series of One! or Two!shots, all based on numerous promts I got from .IME. They range anywhere from cute and fluffy to smutty to dark and sad. The promt will be at the top of each chapter and I would love to see you guys try them as well! Then PM me and I'll check them out. The stories are not really related, and you can read 1 without reading them all.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - [Alec L., Magnus B.]
Annabeth Goes to Goode High School by foreverfanfiction reviews
Annabeth goes to Percy's high school, after transferring from California. Percy is the most popular guy at school, and girls swoon over him. Your usual cliche , but it's worth reading:D Open it, and start reading the adventure of a life time!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,853 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Of Seraph Blades And Ball Gowns by Niknakz93 reviews
:AU: 1866 and Clary is promised to marry a daring young Shadowhunter whom she's never met. What will happen when she finally meets her husband-to-be and realizes that he's nothing like she expected? –Clace-
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,907 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
Umm Whaaat? A PJOMI Truth or Dare Story by Rainidaze reviews
The gods and Raziel are bored, so they send their respective groups to play a game of Truth or Dare. Totally overdone and cliche but I wanted to write this so here it is. Please r&r. Pairings: Percabeth, Thalico, Nicabelle(NicoxIzzy), ClaryxJace, Simobelle, Malec(whoop), Jasper, Lazel, Leobelle, Clareo(onesided)...yea i made some of those up...but you can probbly figure it out. h
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Clary F., Jace W.
Truth or Dare HETALIA STYLE! by Princess Twila reviews
A truth or dare fanfiction involving the Hetalia characters, your brave authoress, and her friends! R&R, and have fun!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,924 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012
Facebook And Other Shenanigans by Shuichi Saito reviews
What If...The Mortal Instruments characters had facebook? Whose in a relationship with who? And what on earth is happening to Alec's account! Includes all cannon pairings. Crack-fic.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,067 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011
The SixtyFirst Hetalia Truth or Dare Fanfiction by Hideyoshi Kinoshita reviews
A regular Truth-or-Dare fanfiction starring the Hetalia cast and their host, Hide-chan. Smut dares accepted.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,202 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011
A Story, Please! by Princess Twila reviews
So...England's leaving in the morning, and colonial America and Canada don't want him to leave. Thus England reads them a bedtime story to help them out. I rated it K 'cause I don't know how 5-year-olds do with ghosts and the like...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
City of Sparks by SuFin reviews
The Mortal Instruments story, with all of your favorite characters!The first two chapters of my new book! click to find out what it's about!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011
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I Wouldn't Know reviews
Its been a long night of Demon hunting and Alec just wants a shower. ONE-SHOT
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Alec L. - Complete
This Could Have Gone Better reviews
Alec comes home to fing Magnus...not quite the same as how he left him. Malec. Fluff, eventually
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,938 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Alec's Tragic Love Life reviews
An extremely odd one-shot that occurs after COG. No Malec though. One-sided boyXboy. Alec is jealous of Clary, and is mentally ranting to himself.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Alec L., Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Gone reviews
When Roderich recives a call from a friend *COUGHenemyCOUGH* things get, well, difficult. And when a certian Prussian goes to a hospital, things get a turn for the worst. For a Dane. ONE-SHOT!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Prussia, Germany - Complete