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Joined 07-01-11, id: 3037221, Profile Updated: 02-21-15
Author has written 17 stories for Torchwood, Harry Potter, Supernatural, Star Trek: 2009, Dresden Files, Fight Club, Game of Thrones, Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人, Fullmetal Alchemist, Haikyu/ハイキュー, and Dragon Age.

I am... sarcastic, bi, and extremely annoying.

I love... coffee, music, and... coffee. In that order.

I hate... syringes, jellyfish, and wind. In that order.

I write really shitty AUs.

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The Once & Future Captain by Gorramit Girl reviews
The crew of the Enterprise is tasked with a classified mission that takes them to the mysterious Tarsus IV. There they discover the secrets of Captain Kirk's past, coming to understand their captain in a way they never thought possible. Complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,696 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/4/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Vainglorious by with the monsters reviews
In the firelight, the blood on his cheeks is as black as the night. - —robb/theon
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Theon G., Robb S. - Complete
This Is Home by ReWhite reviews
Bones slides his forearms through the bars and leans his forehead against the iron, hair mussed, crooked smile full of dirty possibilities. "Aw, pookey, could just say ya missed us."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,782 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 3/9/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
You belong with ME You idiot by just delete this account reviews
Modern day AU, tiny bit crack-ish. Basically, a parody of the You Belong with Me music video, featuring zombies and Sean/Alex. Yup, you read that right. Rated for zombie carnage and language, there's a more thorough summary inside.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,594 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Sean C./Banshee, Alexander S./Havok - Complete
And The Devil Makes Three by Nemo the Everbeing reviews
In 1981 the FBI's newest forensic pathologist gets an invitation to a crime scene, and then a further invitation to strike at one of the roots of evil. He is less than thrilled. Cooper and Albert gen fic. Originally submitted as a Yuletide 2009 story.
Twin Peaks - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,921 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
OWEN'S LOG by deetatarant reviews
Far more interesting than anything the Captain has to say......
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 28,431 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Owen H. - Complete
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Pieces of Self Discovery reviews
Five people Fenris may or may not have loved and the things he learned from them. (Because, with no memories and no opportunities to really discover himself and what he liked, he would have to figure out his sexuality, among other things, all over again.)
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3 - Fenris - Complete
Healing Habits
Hawke and Anders were stupid teenagers who dabbled in the dark arts and now they deal with the consequences. Fenris is supposedly a messenger from God. (Very very loosely based off Constantine/Hellblazer. VERY loosely. AKA I got inspired while watching Constantine but there is no real plot.)
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,954 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
Drowning in Denial
and Jean better learn how to swim. (Lame college AU in which Eren tries to be seductive and Jean refuses to believe it.)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,583 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Eren Y., Jean K.
When It Comes to You
"'Since when is Noya careful' Suga gave her a calculating look. 'When it comes to you.' For some reason Asahi felt a flush rush to her cheeks." (In which the team is a bunch of gay girls.) (Not porn, do not be fooled by the first sentence/rating.)
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Asahi A., Yu N. - Complete
Praise reviews
Maes showers those he loves in adoration and compliments. Roy is not sure he can handle it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
But It's Raining reviews
Jean and Eren have car trouble. In the middle of the night. On an empty road. And it's raining. Modern/College AU
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [Jean K., Marco B.] [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
Did I Blink? reviews
Theon was not hiding. He had simply said he was going to get a drink and hadn't come out of the kitchen yet. And really this wasn't his fault at all. Theon/Robb Modern AU
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [Theon G., Robb S.] - Complete
Fight Club reviews
The Winchesters find a more lucrative business than hunting: Cage fights. With monsters. To the death. The brothers travel across the country with their manager, Ruby, fighting monsters, each other and addiction. M for language, violence, sex & substance abuse. Angsty Sam/Ruby, and slow and awkward Dean/Cas. Which is the best kind.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 70,756 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
I Am Jack, Interrupted reviews
Residual Schizophrenia: Withdrawal, after the hallucinations have ended. Note: it was brought to my attention that this is "hard to follow in the second person". I would like to point out, it is not in the second person. It is an internal dialogue, by the narrator, with the psychiatrist. Hope this clears things up for anybody else.
Fight Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Complete
Quiet Desperation reviews
"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life." Henry David Thoreau. A philosophical smoke on Paper Street. Previously titled Urban Jungle, sorry for any confusion, I like this title better.
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Complete
Anxiety Disorder reviews
Sleep deprived, emergency room intern, medical student, Leonard McCoy, meet drunk and disorderly Jim Kirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Published: 5/8/2012 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Destroyed reviews
"The best fights are the ones you lose." Or: Tyler returns at an inopportune moment. MarlaXNarratorXTyler
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Complete
lightmyfire333 reviews
I gave him a chance to confess, crossing my arms imperiously. "Anything you want to tell me?" He thought hard about it. "I had sex on your bed fifteen minutes ago."
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2012 - H. Dresden, Thomas R. - Complete
When She Left Again reviews
Jack has come back from the year that never was to find one of his team missing. She returns soon after he does bringing an old friend of Jack's. Sequel to my first story The One That Got Away . I recommend you read it. Alternate beginning to season 2.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,794 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Jack H. - Complete
It's A Phobia reviews
Jim has a small phobia that Bones has to deal with. The poor man. Modern AU ish?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The One That Got Away reviews
One former Torchwood employee avoided retcon. but what happens when Jack finally finds her? And he needs her help. Disclaimer: I don't own anything, except Isabelle. That's all folks!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,503 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Jack H. - Complete
Conquests reviews
Sirius regales the boys with stories about his... Conquests.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Sirius B. - Complete