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Author has written 35 stories for Pokémon, Portal, Calvin & Hobbes, Vocaloid, Izuna: Legend of the Unemployed Ninja, and Touhou Project.
EDIT: 4/26/2012: GUYS. I SERIOUSLY NEED YOUR HELP.
I AM MAKING A VOCALOID SPRITE COMIC (eventually). BUT I NEED, FIRST OFF, VOCALOID SPRITES. AND SOME BACKGROUNDS.
IF YOU ARE A GOOD SPRITER, AND HAVE THE TIME/WILL TO HELP ME, PLEASE CAN YOU? HELP ME? I WILL CREDIT YOU/WORSHIP YOU AS A DEITY.
Good day/afternoon/evening/middle of the darn night! ^.^
EDIT- 3/13/2012: NEW PROFILE SECTION. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. :P
EDIT- 11/2/11: OMFG MY COMPUTER IS REINCARNATED. However, GLaDOS is still being an ass, so it won't open more than one window most days. Which means I won't be reviewing OR creating additional stories on my laptop. Yeahhh, sucks. But you should take it up with Her.
GLaDOS: What I still don't get is how- or why- you pin absolutely everything on me.
Me: Because Pikachu complains too loudly when I do.
GLaDOS: Louder than the pissed A.I. with access to the P.A. over an entire science facility?
Me: You don't sleep next to him.
GLaDOS: And that counts how?
Me: We apparently have a contract? *whips out 228-page long contract* Section 27, Page 3- I shall not annoy Pikachu for more than 18 hours a day... at a time... without stopping for breath...
GLaDOS: ... Jesus.
EDIT- 9/6/11: Hi guys. As I'm sure you all know, my little lappy has died. Horribly. By computer-based neurotoxin, which I still don't get and haven't pestered GLaDOS enough for Her to explain. So...
Any and all updates made to my fics will likely be through Doc. Manager when I have the time... Which isn't often, seeing as school's already starting. And I will have a lot of homework. It'll be fun, though! School, I mean! And my math teacher isn't Satan this year! ^^
TL;DR: GLaDOS killed my laptop and won't tell me how. It isn't alive again yet. Be grateful for any updates to my fics, as they will be sparse. My math teacher's cool. Yay. :D
Hey! I'm FeeptheNinja and I:
-LOVE PORTAL TO PIECES
-Also like Pokemon and Kirby
-Name: [REDACTED] (sorryguysnotallowedtohavemynameuphere)
-Likes: PORTAL, GLaDOS, Pokemon, Kirby, Meta Knight, Calvin and Hobbes, Humor, Testing[at Aperture!^-^]
-Dislikes: People who don't like the stuff I like and give me hell for it, math, Lavender Town [old version...>:P] , when GLaDOS keeps me up at night-
GLaDOS: I do not. Stop enhancing the truth.
Me: Riiigghhhttt... anyway... well, that's about it. I might add on to this. Hope you like my fics... I know you probably will! ^-^
Alright, since I can't seem to remember to put it on ANY of my fics... I NO OWN PORTAL OR POKEMON OR KIRBY OR CALVIN AND HOBBES!!! Valve owns Portal, Nintendo owns Pokemon and Kirby, uhh... Crypton (i think? Not really familiar with these guys yet... ^^;) owns Vocaloid, and Calvin and Hobbes belongs to Bill Watterson. There, ya happy?
Also, THANK YOU X 100,000,000,000,000... FOR THE REVIEWS!!! IT MAKES ME FEEL HAPPY PEOPLE ACTUALLY READ WHAT I WRITE!!!!
Oh cool! From the letters-of-your-name thing on AnimeGirl1220's profile, I am...
A good kisser
Have one of the best personalities ever
A good boyfriend/girlfriend
Easy to fall in love with
Huh. :D I is informed now!
99% of the world's population is obsessed with the "Twilight" Sagas. If you're part of the 1% who isn't, paste this on your profile.
This is from one of my friends:
95% of the America's girl teen population would cry, scream, and wail if Justin Beiber decided to throw himself off a skyscraper. Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would sit at the bottom of the skyscraper with popcorn and a tape recorder yelling "DO A FLIP!"
Thanks Rishi! ^-^
RANDOM OC'S! *breakdances*
Name: Chell Johnson
Age: 21-23 yo
Appearance: From Portal 2. If you haven't played it, then damn are you good at lying.
Background: Was adopted by Cave and Caroline Johnson when she was four. Has lived aboveground for approximately -SIX- years. Is elder sister to Glados.
Personality: Fierce and firey, Chell never backs down without a good reason or several. Will defend those she loves with her life, and will treat her enemies with silent indifference. As a child, would remain perfectly silent for days at a time for little to no reason, and as such she employs the tactic to try and separate Glados from the mainframe.
Father [adopted: Cave Johnson
Song: Uprising- by Muse
Band: Blues Traveler
Sport: Calvinball [in the time she was absent from Outside, it became a nat'l sport]
Name: Glados Johnson
Age: 7 yo [when uploaded]
Appearance: Is around 3'2", 49 lbs. Has stark-white hair falling to just below her shoulders that is up in twin ponytails. Has chocolate-brown eyes. Wears a white hoodie with the Aperture Laboratories logo printed in black on the back. Wears white sweatpants with black stripe running down the outside of the legs. Wears black sneakers with electric gold lightning bolts on the sides.
Background: Is only biological child of Cave and Caroline Johnson. After several failed attempts to have a child, they gave up and adopted Chell- only to be surprised 8 mos. later with the birth of Glados Johnson. Glados has lived for -ZERO- years aboveground. Is Chell's younger sister.
Personality: A sweet and energetic young girl that might be a bit too bright for her own good. Is incredibly attached to Chell- even moreso now since her separation from the chassis. Can be rather timid at times.
Father: Cave Johnson
Song: Commissioning A Symphony In C- by CAKE
Name: Hallie Serebii
Gender: Assumed Female (Android)
Age: Assumed 7yo
Appearance: Around 3'2", 56 lbs. Has same hairstyle as Glados, but has raven-black hair. Has blood-red eyes. Wears single-ear, double-eye visor, retractable microphone headset. Wears black underarmor long-sleeve top with red circuitry detail. Wears black skintight underarmor bottom with red circuitry detail. Wears black thigh-high flat-bottom boots with red circuitry detail.
Background: Was the first inhabitant of the GLaDOS chassis. Was originally prototype of Aperture's line of 'thinking' androids, which never came to fruition. Considered the two people who coded her her mother and father, and as such was enraged when the mandatory employee testing initiative took their lives. Constantly is under the impression that she might have saved them if she'd known how to work the chassis (which is untrue), which has given rise to her masterment of the controls. Glados is her best- and only- friend. Has lived -ZERO- years aboveground.
Personality: She was most of the chassis for Portal-Portal 2, so take in-game GLaDOS's personality, subtract the fat/adopted/unloved jokes [she is quite sensitive, actually, and you have her basic personality. Is still very childish.
Song: Propane Nightmares- by Pendulum
Food: Black Forest Cake
Sport: Pokemon- Competitive TCG
Age: ??? (assumed 10)
Gender: N/A (assumed female)
Height: 4' 9"
Weight: 80 lbs.
Eyes: One glowing red, anime-like eye [obviously it is robotic, it just doesn't look like it]. The other is nothing but a scar sewn up with black wire stitches.
Hair: Light brown, little-longer-than-shoulder-length hair held up with an Aperture headband.
Skin: Looks like normal skin, albeit a bit pale- however, has an unnatural metallic sheen to it, seeing as she's an android. Has the words 'PROPERTY OF APERTURE SCIENCE- CORaH V.1' tattooed in gold on her right shoulder. Underneath is the number '52484932000', also in gold.
Clothing: On her upper body, has a black Aperture Science t-shirt over a white long-sleeve shirt. For pants, she is wearing black sweatpants with- again- the Aperture logo down the outside of the left leg. Her shoes are silver Long Fall Boots V.2- they have anti-grav boosters installed in them, however, they only work up to a certain weight limit (in this case, 95 lbs). Is usually wearing black fingerless gloves, with an orange portal stitched on the back of the left one and a blue one on the back of the right (shoots portals corresponding to color). Wears an orange-and-blue studded black collar like a dog's. Right arm can transform into a laser cannon reminiscent of EVE's (you know. From Wall.E)
Background: CORaH was created when, in 20XX, a young girl was found almost dead after wandering the facility. GLaDOS decided that a young testee would be more beneficial to science than finishing off the thing, and as such wasted no time in spiriting her to a Relaxation Chamber. It soon became apparent that the girl was in no condition to test, however, and GLaDOS took the opportunity to test her mettle in creating an android. The android required a human mind to function, so the girl, in her almost coma-like state, was an obvious choice (why her and not another? A mixture of Caroline's protests and the vivid memory of the pain of transfer. She has a heart, she just doesn't usually care to use it). The transfer was not a smooth one, as a young mind is growing at an incredible rate, and the scanned mind ended up not being entirely human. Dubbed the Centrally Operated Robotic [android] Humanoid, or acronym CORaH, its first line of duty was- and still is- testing. The android was quick to develop human traits- but just as quickly, more bestial traits as well. Will often act as servant to GLaDOS.
Likes: Testing, flying, GLaDOS, new people, nice people, fighting all friendly-like, getting petted, Skittles, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Cool Mint Oreos, watching Pokemon
Dislikes: Reassembly, crashing into walls, assholes, serious fighting, licorice, nuts, being reprimanded by GLaDOS
'Character Item': An orange and blue striped leash
Good To Know: ~Imprinted on GLaDOS, as she was the first thing she saw upon activation; GLaDOS views this as a glitch, also calling it a 'fleeting puppy love' but 'puts up with it'- aka, returns the affection (as long as no one is watching). ~Switches between acting humanlike and beastlike, and occaisionally bleeds the two together. 'Humanlike' action is acting much like a 4-year-old- 'Beastlike', more accurately, is simply a mixture of cat-like traits and dog-like traits. ~Will indeed kill you if you touch her basket-bed or anything in it without her 'permission'.
Akita Neru: jousho-dokusha (emotion-reader); elder sister to Haku
Yowane Haku: jousho-mizukiri (emotion-drainer); younger sister to Neru
Hatsune Miku: yume-tsukurite[metsuki] (dream-maker[eyes]); younger sister to Zatsune
Zatsune Miku: yume-hokousha (dream-walker); elder sister to Miku
Megurine Luka: yume-tsukurite[onsei] (dream-maker[voice]); acts as mother to Miku and Zatsune
Meiko: faia-seigyoki (fire-controller)
Kaito: aisu-seigyoki (ice-controller)
Kagamine Rin: sukai-seigyoki (sky-controller)
Kagamine Len: tsuchi-seigyoki (earth-controller)
(yes i know there are others i just don't know them very well -_-;)
WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ ARE UNGODLY AMOUNTS OF COPY-AND-PASTES. THESE MAY CONTAIN PROFANITY AND SUGGESTIVE THEMES. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
P.S. DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THE OPERATIONAL END OF THE DEVICE.
Copy and paste these if you are OBSESSED WITH PORTAL!
Come to the dark side... screw cookies, WE HAVE CAKE!!!
When life gives you lemons, quote Cave Johnson!
Copy and paste this if you ever tried to bounce on blue paint, run super fast on orange paint, or wondered if you could portal onto white paint.
Copy and paste if you wish you had an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
Copy and paste if you dreamed about Aperture... then cried when you realized it was just a dream.
Copy and paste if you can practically hear GLaDOS whenever you read a warning label. (Warning:May contain peanuts. On a bag of Peanut M&Ms? Really? No shit, Sherlock! And don't look into the operational end of the device, either!)
Copy and paste if you ever told someone to go to Android Hell.
Copy and paste if you wish you were Chell, just to get to have GLaDOS insult you.
Copy and paste if you wished you could beat Wheatley with a sledgehammer when he put GLaDOS into that goddamned potato.
Copy and paste if you totally agreed, 100% with GLaDOS when she told you how she would torture Wheatley.
Copy and paste if you didn't like Wheatley much after the escape plan.
Copy and paste if you were trying to drop Wheatley when: he was dissing GLaDOS in her chamber before you woke Her up; you were supposed to switch him with GLaDOS; you were both in space.
Copy and paste if you think GLaDOS is the most epic, awesome, PWNAGE AI EVER.
Copy and paste if one of your life goals includes:
-Testing in Aperture
-Owning a turret
Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Guy: Is this seat filled?
Guy: Your place or mine?
Guy: Are you single?
Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Guy : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
(if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) Lolz, he just got pwned!
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile
If you think that writing fanfics is fun, put this in your profile!
If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Koremocha, Kumori Doragon, J-Depp.Aang.Zuko, Me-RatitA and Zutara-is-evil-kataang-rules, Hidden Fairy, MississippiGirl13,Tomahawk 3.0., SkytheHawk, FeeptheNinja
If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Jump Motherfuckers!"
If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your file.
If there are times you want to annoy people just for the hell of it, copy and paste this into your file.
If you are tomboy, enjoy being a tomboy, and think that tomboys will dominate preps and those snobs and pops, PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If math should DIE copy and paste this into your profile!
If homework should DIE copy and paste this into your profile.
If school altogether should DIE copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get shy copy and paste this into you profile.
98 percent of the Internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. OMFG HOW DID CALVIN GET IN MY HOUSE-oh. Carry on.
-30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.
-98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the 2 percent who hasn't, post this in your profile.
-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
-If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
-Almond chocolate milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!!
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
-If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. Ironically, it was fanfiction.
-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
-I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
-No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again.
-If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
-My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.
-If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
-92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
-A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
-Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. MOST boys.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile. PORTALPORTALPORTAL!!!!!
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and flip them off.
My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot
Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
Father:"You’re in big trouble Miss!"
101 things to do in Walmart.
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"
6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.
7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 7 in Housewares," and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"
15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.
16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
20. Put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. (I only pretended! It still counts though!)
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
33. Take bets on the battle described above.
34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
43. Two words: "Marco Polo."
44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.
45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them
48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.
49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.
55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."
59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.
70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.
71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag
72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"
73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes
74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane
76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)
77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"
78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight
79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.
80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.
81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section
82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.
83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.
84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.
85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.
86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"
87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.
88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught
89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms. (That's just sick, so I snuck my friends dog in Walmart, and he did it! So, that counts!)
90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."
91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.
92. Rearrange items as you see fit.
93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.
94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.
95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).
96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).
97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.
98. Follow someone until they notice.
99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7 Up commercial.
100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"
101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.'
Roses are red,
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I can't kick your ass so hard you cry!
If you think a girl can't hit than come on over here and let me show you!
Never trash talk a Softball player~
She has a bat and she knows how to use it
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, CloudyWind732984, strangeweirdo,KaLSaR! lol! AlvinNBrittney, Sergeant Daniel, .-TsukixSoul-.-Forever-., AnimeGirl1220, FeeptheNinja
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fan-fiction copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
I hear voices and they don't like you.
I'm not paranoid...WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
I'm not insane... I just do what the voices tell me to...
"What happens when we get to scared half to death Twice?"
You know it's gonna be a bad day when you jump out of bed, and miss the floor
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
There's beauty in all imperfections. Learn to love them.
I say we shoot cupid.
Welcome to the world where being you is never enough.
Live your life crazy and love every minute of it.
Turn that ipod up way loud and block out that world like nothing is wrong.
I'd rather die than let you control me.
My friends are CRAZY, but I still love them. Cherish yesterday, Live today, Dream tomorrow.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane and you're okay with that...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you can easily finish a novel in one day, put this on your profile!
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teens say "I love you" and don't mean it...I am one of the 2 percent that do mean it. If you are too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would curiously ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, Raxacoricofallopatorius, Maethorwen of Atlantis, PaddySnuffles, AnimeGirl1220,FeeptheNinja,
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
If you've actually stopped reading a story because of the terrible state of the grammar, add this to your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two goose are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm not talking to myself... I'm talking to GLaDOS!
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"
12: Sing along at the opera
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If Math class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what it is people find so fascinating about being "normal" copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.
If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.
If you've ever seen a movie or so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile.
If you are a CHOCAHOLIC TALKAHOLIC OR A-SHOPAHOLIC then copy and paste this!
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you love animals, copy and paste.
If you have the disease Arachnophobia, not the organization, copy and paste.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you copied and pasted at least one of these things into your profile.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a brdge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.
Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
On a Myer hairdryer:
On a bag of
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
On some frozen dinners:
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On most brands of Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On packet of Nobbys'
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)
1. Only in
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
3. Only in America...do drugstores
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
5. Only in America...do banks leave
6. Only in
7. Only in America...do we use
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
ThInGs To PoNdEr:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you KNOW that a "fictional" character exists, copy and paste this to your profile. [GLaDOS FTW!:D]
If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.
Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.
If all else fails, try reading the instructions.
Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!
I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying 'you can't fire me, I quit!'
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.
"As I laid in bed, looking up at the stars, one thought crossed my mind...WHERE THE HECK WAS THE CEILING!?"
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a life time commitment for a pig.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
Tell your children (or someone) over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.'
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
Boys don't fall for me, I trip them.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which you are!
I'm the kind of girl who laughs at horror movies, then screams at the top of her lungs when the toast pops up.
Excerpt from a dog's diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM – Dog food for dinner! My favorite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat's Diary.
Day 983 of my captivity.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomited on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage...
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you have debate with yourself if you love Edward Scissorhands or Erik The Phantom Of The Opera more. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you eat so much Halloween candy, you puke, then eat even more. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Harry Potter(or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jeremy Irons or Crispin Glover is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Willard related thing you can think of about Sweeney Todd or the Sweeney Todd characters. Crazy is when you can open up Alice in Wonderland and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the Harry Potter series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every piece of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows with your friend just to see who knows more names. Crazy is laughing hysterically for an entire bus ride for no apparent reason. Crazy is when break into your friends locker just to them them you've been there. Crazy is when you watch reruns of Boardwalk Empire all day long, just to make sure you know this certain piece of useless information. Crazy is when you laugh when you watch a scary movie, but are freaked out that the killer's gonna get you when it's over. Crazy is when someone asks you about the plot of a game, and you tell them in full detail exactly what happened. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! I've given a rant to someone only to find out that they were gone and not even listening to a word I said, a few minutes after I was done with the rant. I've also laughed nervously when I watch a scary movie, but are freaked out that the killer's gonna get me when it's over.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?
I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."
"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did."
"When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate."
"It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with."
"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do,kill me?"
" Life isn't about how many breathes you take, It's about how many moments that take your breath away"
"One day your life will flash before your eyes, so make sure that it's worth watching."
Put this in your profile if you know a person or two who needs to get squished by a bus... or Tyler Crowley's van
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."
"Just because I'm cute doesn't mean im nice."
"Education is important, school however, is another matter."
"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more."
"Don’t mess with me I've got a stick."
"Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable."
"Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow."
"Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually."
"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."
"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either."
"1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you."
"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls."
"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."
"You know your addicted when Underland is added to your computer dictionary."
"Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door."
"I'm the kind of girl who falls and apologizes for it."
"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."
"I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on."
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.XP
50 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!”
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”
8. Don’t do your Homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.
12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.
13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!”
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well
23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt.
25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”
29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewelery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…
40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’
42. Talk to a pen.
43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!”
44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.
51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!
52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!
53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"
54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"
55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!
56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!
57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!
58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shit. Shit. Shit. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!"
59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"
60. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.
BONUS FROM KAISER
61. Say, "Why don't YOU answer it? Why don't YOU write a 12 page essay about it? Why don't YOU waste precious moments of your childhood reading out of a 3000 page book!?"
62. Backwards homework your of all type.
63. Speak like Captain Kirk.
64. Act like your talking on a cellphone. When the teacher calls your name about it, speak into the cellphone, "One second. Some jackass up front of the room keeps talking."
65. If your teacher's phone rings in class, put a note on their desk saying they have Saturday Detention as you walk out.
66. TI-84 calculators have games built in. Pretend to (or actually) play video games on it through a good amount of class, then yell "HIGH SCORE BITCHES!" randomly while jumping out of your seat.
67. If, and only if you think you can pull this off, turn the ENTIRE classroom around (i.e. teacher's desk, student desks, maybe decorations...).
68. Turn the wall clock ahead 5 minutes every time the teacher walks out.
69. When a teacher asks a question, pretend cough like you're going to say the answer during the pretend cough, but don't and just yell it after doing so.
70. Come into class singing "Chacarron Macarron".
71. Two words: bubble wrap.
72. Come in late and say either: A. "Chuck Norris said that you're always on time if you're there." B. "MR. T TELLS YOU WHEN HE'S LATE FOO!"
73. Come in your underwear and say you're "having one of those dreams again."
74. If it smells like somebody farted and someone else notices, or the fart is audible, yell in a superficial voice, "Commandment Eleven: He who smelt it, dealt it."
75a. If a teacher asks a question and somebody else raises their hand before you, yell, "NO! IT IS MY TURN! YOU WAIT! YOU WAIT YOUR TURN! BAD !"
75b. If a teacher asks a question and only one person raises their hand, yell, "NO! YOU PUT YOUR HAND DOWN! YOU DO NOT KNOW THE ANSWER!"
76. Raise your hand and answer, "Nobody cares." nonchalantly.
I AM STEALING THESE FROM KAISER XD
THEY ARE TOO AWESOME
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done.
1. Zatsune! ^^
8. Pikachu (my Pikachu)
9. SPACE CORE 8D
10. Izuna XD
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Me: … Yeeessss? >>
Zatsune: We’re out of hot chocolate. ;~;
Me: … and I suppose you want me to do something about it.
Zatsune: Yes? :3
Me: -_-; no sleep for me tonight I see
Number 2 asked you to go out with her?
0.0 If I knew my sexuality, I’d accept in a heartbeat.
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Me: HYA! *smacks with Wiimote/Nunchuk* … *to prone GLaDOS* Wait, you can walk?! e.0
4 announced she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Uh. Weeelll, Chell, have… fun with him. *awkwardly pats on back* Hope you like astronomy.
5 cooked you dinner?
Haku can cook? Sweet. *eats* THANK YOU. THE FOOD IS APPRECIATED. 8D
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: AWWWWWW. *looks left* *looks right* *pats on head*
Miku: *throws leek spear at my head*
Me: GOD ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I’LL MOVE stupid overprotective Miku. >:C
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
I KNEW there had to be SOMEWHERE my craziness came from. Or my obsession with singing fast songs. >>
8 got into the hospital somehow?
Pikachu. STOP ANNOYING THE MIGHTYENA, THEY BITE. Baka.
9 made fun of your friends?
Space Core! I am surprised, appalled, and- did they make fun of space?
Space Core: *nods*
Me: JUSTIFIED. Annoy them all you want. *leaves*
10 ignored you all the time?
Izunaaaaaa that’s not nice. 8(
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Zat? Eh. Kill ‘em with her thermos of spicy dark hot chocolate. /BD
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Neru will call 911. Then ignore me. XD
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Cake. No- wait. I take that back. She’ll ‘give’ me a jumpsuit and an ASHPoD. Then dump me in testing. Which actually would not be all that bad. :D
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Punt me out a window, then follow on her Long Fall Boots. Wait, this is probably how I break my leg on that previously mentioned vacation there. B/
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Haku will pat me on the back sympathetically. Then leave.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
Weeelll Luka would probably be triumphant that she finally figured out my sexuality. And then she would go yell it in the faces of everyone else with gusto. I would be impressed.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
She would give me a leek and an impossibly peppy pep talk. And then I would be ALL BETTER because Miku is impossibly cute when she’s all peppy. ^^
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
Pikachu? He’ll shock me in the face and let me beat him up. ^.^
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
By screaming “FEEP IS SPACE” and holding up pics of constellations.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Laugh hysterically with me! Because c’mon, she’s Izuna. ^^
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Well. Zatsune is awesome. THAT IS WHY.
2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
e.e What’s with all these people and their hidden love for Space Core?
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
GLaDOS? And my parents? HELL YES.
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
>> Chell is one of the many people OBSESSED WITH SPACE CORE.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Haku. And Luka? Eh. Could happen. For example, is Haku drunk? If not, is Luka? XD
6 appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
LUKA SHAME ON YOU *smacks with Wiimote/Nunchuk*
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Miku… I’m not sure if this is creepy or cute and DO YOU LIKE IT? :D
Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
Pikachu, you’re gay? Anyway, YES YOU WILL! BECAUSE YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLY AWESOME and I’m sure you’ll find another Pokémon out there!
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
Eh. What the hell, SPACE BAGEL! *noms*
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?
Izuna’s working at Chuck E’ Cheese? And… you’re assuming that she’ll leave?
1 offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, do you listen to it?
Well, music is music and why the hell not, I trust the kid.
2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
Pikachu wouldn’t give a FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER. Really.
3 told 6 he started his period.
GLaDOS has periods? Wow. Now that there’s some… realistic… programming. Anyway, Luka’d prolly just give her a box of pads and walk off. They’re girls. She’d understand.
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
WHOA CHELL WHERE’D YOU GET LUKA’S TUNA FROM? And wow. Well… I guess Space Core and Miku are compatible but WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE SPACE CORE MY MIND DOES NOT COMPREHEND.
5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
whistles* Nice, Haku. *thumbs up*
6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?
Well GLaDOS would translate every word and store them in her memory banks for… future access. And LUKA NO BEING A GERMAN POTTY MOUTH. >> I DON’T CARE WHAT NERU DID. DON’T BE A BAD EXAMPLE.
7 got high.
Miku. What. No way, little missy, now GIVE ME THOSE DAMN ‘TWINKLE CAPSULES’. I AM GROUNDING YOU.
8 reads your Fanfictions and complains. What is it about?
The fact that Meta Knight stabs him too often. XD
9 can't stand 1, so how does she get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him?
He would strap her on the back of a ROCKET SHIP and laugh maniacally for all of two minutes before getting her down. He’s not that evil. YET. *looks pointedly at GLaDOS*
10 starts working at a bar…
Welp. Izuna, just bring your Vampire Claw. You’ll need it. Often. Oh and if you see Meiko tell ‘er hi.
1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.
Me: YAY! I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU! *hugs carefully*
… *penny drops* Wait, how the heck did you do that? e_0
Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?
GLaDOS, you’ll short out in water. NO SUICIDE FOR YOU *locks in basement*
4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?
Chell and Miku would tie. Definitely.
5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?
Uhhhh. Either sake or… eh. White?
6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
Luka will be telling Zatsune that yes, it is perfectly okay to like girls. ;3
7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does she do?
Space Core wouldn’t do a damn thing. Miku can stalk Izuna all she wants.
8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?
BUY ALL THE GAMES!!!!1!!
1,3,5,6 each want to kill 4. Why?
Well, Zatsune would want to kill Chell because Chell pissed off Neru. GLaDOS would want to kill Chell ‘cause she blew off their date [;3]. Haku would want to kill Chell for the same reason Zat does. Luka would want to kill Chell because she doesn’t want to miss out on all the fun! ^.^
1 thinks 8 is gay. What’s 8's reaction?
Well apparently Zatsune would be correct so I don’t think Pikachu would mind much.
Zat: Are you gay?
Pikachu: T_T What tipped you off?
5 and 6 each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!!
… Well obviously Luka would just beat the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERS out of Haku’s team with her tuna. So LUKA WINS I guess.
1 tries to kiss 2,3,4,5 and 6; do they let her?
Oh, Neru would definitely let Zatsune kiss her [;3]. GLaDOS would invent a device to slap her. Chell… would also slap her. Haku… would depend on her current sobriety. Luka, maybe. It would be a mommy/daughter kinda kiss though. :3
7 gets a bazooka and starts shooting at everyone, who will survive?
NOBODY. Including Miku because she wouldn’t really know how to use it.
4 dies, how does 1 and 10 react to it?
Zatsune would likely not mind all that much. Izuna would cry a river, then go work at CHUCK E’ CHEESE’S and be ALL BETTER!
MKFan jumped out of nowhere in the middle of the quiz, how does everyone react to it?
Luka gores him with a tuna, and Chell is all ‘CHELL used DOUBLE-KICK’ and kills the guy/gal. Everyone claps.
If 2 asked a random question to 10, what would 10 answer?
Izuna would be all like ‘Oh well obviously the answer is 12:00 and POTATONA’ and then glomp her. Neru would never approach her again. ^.-
6 is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword she can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9's boogers. Does she make a reach for the sword, and can she fight back against the monster?
Luka is TOO BADASS for a sword, and thus, uses her tuna instead. CRISIS AVERTED
1, 6, and 7 go to Mulligans to play laser tag. But 7 forgot to call 3 and 4 to tell them they were going. When they get back 7 finally realizes they forgot to call. What is 3 and 4's reaction when 1, 6, and 7 return?
GLaDOS: There is an 89.34% chance your food will be poisoned tonight. ^.^
Chell: ‘CHELL used DOUBLE-KICK on the foes ZATSUNE, LUKA and MIKU! It’s not very effective…’
Luka: ‘LUKA used TUNA GORE!’
Zatsune: ‘ZATSUNE used THERMOS SMACK!’
Miku: ‘MIKU used LEEK STAB!’
Announcer: ‘It’s SUPER EFFECTIVE on the foe CHELL! CHELL fainted!’
3 thinks 7 is MADLY in love with him. But 7 likes 9! What is 3's reaction?
GLaDOS would not give a FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER. At all.
6, 8 and 4 are all eating cake. Who poisoned it?
Well GLaDOS of course. Who’d you think? X3
Someone passes out fortune cookies. 2 gets one that says 'The person next to you is evil'. What does 2 do to number 5, who is right next to them?
Cuff Haku on the head with her cellphone and switch fortunes with someone else.
The Nargles are attacking 7 and 8. What does 3 do?
GLaDOS, as stated before, does not give a FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER. But will capture one of these ‘Nargle’ beings for further testing. For science. ^^
Make up an e-mail address for 6.
What would you do if 9 suddenly paid you a visit?
What subject would 1 teach if she were a teacher? Would she be good at it?
Zatsune would teach about the fine art of hot-cocoa making. And she would be THE BOSS.
4 is walking home when she sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against her legs. Will she kick it away, or take it home?
Awww. Chell’d take it home. She’s cool like that.
If you had the chance to rewrite 1's life, how would you change it?
Zatsune wouldn’t be so overlooked. ;~;
3 has to marry 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?
Well, she ain’t marrying Pikachu. Or Space Core. And besides- THE OBVIOUS CHOICE IS CHELL #ChellDOSshippermoment
7 challenges 1 to a staring contest, why? And who wins?
Miku challenges Zatsune because SISTERLY COMPETITION IS HEALTHY AND FUN. :D
If you had to pick a video game character to pair up with 4, who would you choose?
Ooh. Ooh. GLaDOS. ^.^
5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Well. Haku can crash because she’s Haku. C’mon. And Space Core got drunk?! Well then THE COUCH FOR YOU. Haku gets the guest bed. >> Let this be a lesson to you, young man!
9 and 2 are depressed, why?
Space Core got told off by Fact Core that SPACE DOESN’T EXIST. NOOOES! And Neru’s cellphone got run over by the Kagamine’s roadroller. ;~;
4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
Pikachu dies laughing. Chell stomps on his face repeatedly. Luka gores him with her tuna. Miku gores him with her leek. PIKACHU DOES NOT WIN.
Think 8 could be a super model?
Pikachu will never be a super model. Sorry to crush your dreams.
They all get involved into an epic brawl (not the video game), and only one of them survives, who won?
Obviously GLaDOS, she just releases neurotoxin through the air vents. And she doesn’t have to breathe ‘cause she’s a RAWBAWT. And then she just MASHY SPIKE PLATES Space Core into submission.
They all get involved in an epic Brawl (the video game), who wins?
Neru. She has experience in these things.
One of them falls in love with you, which one?
Oh I hope it’s Neru. Or GLaDOS. Or Miku or Luka or Zatsune or-
The fact that I’m hoping for all girls is odd. Maybe I am lesbian. Huh.
GENDER SWAP! What happens?
SWEET I CAN GO OUT WITH ANY OF THE ABOVE WITHOUT BEING SHUNNED BY SOCIETY.
JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION!!
Neru: … welp, better call the Air Force.
Haku: 0_0 *hides behind Izuna*
Izuna: Pffssshhhttt this is nothing! I’ve fought walking peas tougher than yo-
Izuna: 0_0 *hides behind Haku*
Luka: WHERE’S MY GODDAMN TUNA
Miku: 0_0 *hides behind Haku and Izuna*
Space Core: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IT’S LEO!!! HI LEO!!! 8D
Chell: *is thinking* Alright, the throat, the eyes, or the stomach…
GLaDOS: Capture it alive! I have this experiment I need it for!
Zatsune: *leaning over Neru’s shoulder* Oooh, are those cat videos?
Pikachu: THUNDERBOLT, B!TCHES
Lion: NOOOEEESSS *is obliterated by Pikachu’s Thunderbolt of bossosity*
Air Force: T_T Oh, these people again. FALSE ALARM, MEN. *turns around*
Zatsune: Did I miss something? Neru and I were looking at cat videos! ^.^
Everyone: *looks at each other, then back at Zat* *simultaneously* No. You didn’t.
New scenario: 3 is driving down a lonely road with 1 in the back seat. The car breaks down, and they ask to stay at a roadside house. What happens?
Zatsune will inevitably ask to hear a scary story. GLaDOS will scare the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERS out of her. Poor Zatsune.
Another new scenario: imagine 2 has a bride, if she didn't already, and a baby is born. 3 is asked to babysit. What happens?
Oh god. GLaDOS is not a good babysitter. RECONSIDER THIS DECISION, NERU.
If x = 7+3 then what must X equal? Furthermore, what is the point of this question?
The point is POTATONA.
Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 1?
Luka. Luka Luka Luka. Sorry, Zat, but LUKA IS YOUR ADOPTIVE MOTHER. And therefore more worldly wise so uh here’s some hot cocoa?
1 gets a paper cut. What is the immediate reaction?
Zatsune: *torches paper* Hey, Neru, you got a Band-Aid?
5, 3, 2, and 8 are waiting for the bus. Write the conversation they have until the bus arrives.
Haku: … I’m bored.
Pikachu: NOBODY CARES, KEVIN.
GLaDOS: *punts Pikachu*
Neru: *with binoculars* 273 feet. That would warrant a level up.
Pikachu: *crawling back* I… survived *coughcough* it. I… demand a… lev-*coughcough*-level up… too…
Neru: No. Level down. D:
Haku: … Guys? The bus has been here for like three minutes.
GLaDOS: WELP that’s our cue!
everyone boards bus*
Pikachu: *still collapsed on sidewalk* Guys? … Guys? What about me? Guyysss?
2, 4, 6, 8, and 10 are all doing something dastardly! What?
Well, Neru is hacking into the FBI and the CIA’s computers, Chell is blowing up Black Mesa [which isn’t really that dastardly at all, Luka is out killing people with her tuna and epic ninja skills [which mostly include sneaking into girls’ locker rooms and Hidden Leaf Nosebleeds, Pikachu is… well, being Pikachu, and Izuna is eating every sushi place within a ten-mile radius to bankruptcy.
Pikachu: T_T I resent that.
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