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Author has written 10 stories for Nikita, Twilight, Host, Hunger Games, and Vampire Diaries.

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Awesome Sauce by jenniedillon reviews
A series of April/Andy one-shots.
Parks and Recreation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - April L., Andy D.
Carlisle vs House by Little Lonely Coyote reviews
What happens when Carlisle and House get into the same hospital? World War 3, that's what. Rated T just to be safe. It's back! Chapter 3 is up!
Crossover - House, M.D. & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - G. House, Carlisle
into the great unknown by go forth reviews
Or, five times Ben thinks about marrying Leslie. BenLeslie.
Parks and Recreation - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Leslie K., Ben
Treachery by JerinAnn6397 reviews
Bella is part of the wolf pack with Jacob and the others and they come across the Cullens and she imprints on one of them. Will she betray her loved ones, or will she go against her heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,981 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Painful Surprises And Tearful Memories by MissChemicalReaction reviews
ONE-SHOT. Scorpius Malfoy has something to tell his father: he's got a girlfriend. The problem is she's not the kind of girl that a Malfoy would date. However, Draco's reaction surprises his son. Epilogue Friendly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Bittersweet by enchantedchick220 reviews
After Ben gives Leslie the 'L' shaped eclair and she starts crying...
Parks and Recreation - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Ben W., Leslie K. - Complete
I Belong to You by Thanstew reviews
Jane & Alec are planning to go on a hunting trip. They are going to Washington DC. Demetri wants to go with them. In DC, Alec must go leave them alone for a mission. After Alec left, Demetri starts to make a move. Copyright: Stephenie Meyer & Twitwitter
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,706 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Jane, Demetri - Complete
Oregon Girls! by Little Lonely Coyote reviews
My first, and last, songfic. Based On Katy Perry's "California Girls". A friend and myself came up with this years ago. Hope you enjoy our lameness!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Complete
Infinite Dawn by x Ugly Duckling x reviews
SEQUEL to Inner Dawn. Bella becomes immortal, Charlie learns their secret, but... how can she be pregnant again? Will the Volturi threaten to destroy everything, or will something else? Their final destiny is at last revealed. Post Breaking Dawn. **ON HOLD INDEFINITELY**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,498 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Bella, Edward
Ron and Hermione's Engagement by roxanneluanne123 reviews
Ron proposes to Hermione, well, sort of...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Every Mirror Is The Mirror Of Erised by Alarming To The Senses reviews
It was him. Fred. No, it was himself. There was no way he could tell. George looks into the mirror of Erised, and sees his heart's greatest desire. Fred. But it was just a regular mirror. Because every mirror to George was the mirror of Erised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2012 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Mistakes by remuslives reviews
Hermione made a mistake and is waiting for her husband's forgiveness. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Ignorance Isn't Bliss by remuslives reviews
Teddy wants to know about his parents, and how he came to be. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Teddy L. - Complete
Nature's Song by ashtonangel13 reviews
Lightning flashes and thunder rumbles. Bella is afraid but can her momma help her? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Complete
Two Dead Roses by hergoldeneyes reviews
He's fresh out of rehab, she's trying to forget her past. He's two weeks sober, she can't go a night without her razor blade. He leaves her pregnant, she doesn't know what to do. His name is Jasper, her name is Alice, and they could have been in love...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,541 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Diaries of District 2 by MockingjayFlying reviews
This is Gale's diary after Mockingjay. How his life ends up and his feelings all gathered together in a simple journal. What will become of him? His family? His friends? And how will his life end up? Read and find out.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,857 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Gale H.
In Deep by Little Lonely Coyote reviews
What does Alice do when Jasper betrays her so badly that she actually thinks about turning herself in? She runs. And runs, until she is in a different world. What happens when she meets Tarrant Hightopp? T for mild suggestive sequences.
Crossover - Twilight & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
The Hunger Games Peeta's POV by TheGirlONFireAmanda reviews
: desicription is in title! Please give me advice! will post chapter 2 on 1/22/11!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Aro and the Homeless Guy by Little Lonely Coyote reviews
Aro and Jane were walking down the street when Aro comes across the man sitting by a building. What do YOU think Aro does?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Aro, Jane - Complete
The Comfort of You by LikeYouBelieveInMe100 reviews
this was based off of twilight... it is a one shot... if u notice i didn't name the characters because i wanted to try my hand at this first... it only took me like 30 minutes to write... please enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heavenly Love by LynxMalfoy reviews
Vampires and Werewolves exist...so why not Angels? When Aura Storm comes to LaPush she unveils a great secret hidden for generations. Now with the Volturi following her, her life is becoming more difficult with each passing day.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Seth - Complete
The Verbal Variant by scarlett3639 reviews
A sequel to The English Element. As Katherine and Leonard attempt to remain friends, what romances will develop by her re-entry to the group? Main cast and OC
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,893 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Rajesh K. - Complete
Property of Bella Swan by BellaSunshine reviews
Follow 13-year-old Bella Swan's diary over a span of several years as she navigates her first crush, first heartbreak, first kiss, first everything. Daily updates until complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 16,009 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coming Home by LynxMalfoy reviews
When a new girl comes to LaPush, the werewolves lives are turned upside down. What happens when a werewolf imprints and Ariana's secret comes out. Follow Ariana Bloom throught the forests of LaPush and into the arms of her wolf. Seth/Ariana Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Seth - Complete
annoying the twilight characters by miss jane cullen reviews
how to annoy the twilight characters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009
Crazy Girl by VictoriaC426 reviews
A one shot based off the song Crazy Girl by the Eli Young Band. Edward/Bella Disclaimer: no copyright infringement intended.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Spell by ILeftMyHeartWithYou reviews
What if Jasper was Bella's brother? Alice is waiting for her soulmate to arrive but the thing she didn't expect was for him to be human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,379 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Alice, Jasper
Soul Mates by KyF777 reviews
What happens when a relationship is ended because of lies? will somthing better happen to Bella? BXJ at first but overall a BXE story! R&R please i suck at summeries haha
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Bella - Complete
Fairytale Madness by GoldenAshTree reviews
"Even from a young age, she was never the type of girl to dream of her perfect husband, or draw out her wedding dress, or even imagine that she would fall in love. She was far too practical and mature to do that." Bella/Japser, O/S
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
I Got Nothing by ur-vampire-girl reviews
Bella broke up with Edward because she is tired of him, always getting into trouble. Soon, Edward realizes his mistakes and he is trying to get Bella back. Is everything too late for him or will she give him another chance? *Read if you want a change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The hand that Feeds by Bella's.old.chevy reviews
Song fic for The Hand that Feed by Nine Inch Nails. It's all a charade and Bella finds that out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Bella
The Hard Way to Learn a Lesson by SpunkRansom225 reviews
Prompt: J & B are passing texts at their school to each other and both get caught. Both have to read the texts out loud in class. Suggestive language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Thinking of You by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
On the return from Italy,Bella and Edward decide to be just friends.With being friends comes jealousy and pain when the other starts dating.Can these two keep their feelings to themselves or will the pain be too much?Based on Katy Perry's song. EXB FLUFF!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Dreamed in Gray by hearyoumee reviews
You wouldn't think anything wrong just by looking at him, but on those mornings when the rain comes down, if you look closely, you might catch a glimpse. This morning is one of those mornings. AH. Jasper/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
A Second Chance by Christobel Cullen reviews
What if Laurent changed Bella in the meadow? Bella would get a second chance to be what she was always meant to be - a vampire. Would she also get a second chance at love? New Moon AU COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 53,211 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
How His Life Could Have Been by northerndownpour25 reviews
This is how I think Remus Lupin's life could have been
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Remus L., Lily Evans P.
The Wedding Night: Simaril Style by Simaril reviews
A parody of the Breaking Dawn wedding night. There will no fade to black, but you may find yourself wishing there was. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inner Dawn by x Ugly Duckling x reviews
Breaking Dawn with a lot less blood, violence, and angst. Bella & Edward's marriage strengthens from the moment they discover she's pregnant, leading both to discover deeper maturity and selfless love. A story for the sophisticated Twilight fan. SEQUEL UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,746 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Secrets of Twilight by Pie-and-cookies-RULE reviews
Here is the truth of twilight. WARNING: FUNNY!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Don't Give Up On Me by earthprincess4 reviews
Bella discovers that Edward has just died in a hurricane in the Dominican Republic. After finding out, she begins to have strange dreams of her past that all involve Edward. She starts to become obsessed with sleeping to figure out what it all means.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 144,762 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight: The Black Emo Tears of a Robot by Starrycup665 reviews
Random parody of Twilight. Not for Twi-fans. Rated T... just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Black Parade by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city, to see a marching band. He said, "Son when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?" He said "Because one day I'll leave you, to join the Black Parade." fullsum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,155 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3118 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
My Black Dahlia by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When Edward left Bella in New Moon, she became a drug/cutting addict. She is sent to Rehab, but what if her doctor, who is supposed to help her get better, is the reason she's there? Will she except help from Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,571 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Forget by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was changed into a vampire in New Moon when searching for the meadow. Now she has a new family and awesome powers and moves back to Forks....and runs into a certain family. Will they get along? Pranks! REALLY funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,715 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
A Lesson in Charades by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Don’t Forget SEQUEL. Bella is finally marrying Edward, until she is kidnapped before she makes it to the Altar by 4 vampires that take an interest in her. When Alice can’t SEE them, how will they save Bella in time before she is betrothed to another? AV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,307 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009
New Moon The End edward POV by robsessed4eva reviews
We all know how Bella felt in that moment when Edward left. But what is HE going through? The pain of being separated from one's mate is too much for any vampire. Read on to know Edward's emotions and grief as he broke up with Bella in New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight In Randomness by Seth'sGirlfriend reviews
Twilight with lots of randomness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010
Awaiting Twilight by Alicabell reviews
Awaiting Twilight, is Twilight through Alice's eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Alice
The Beautiful Stranger by Twilight Sparkle reviews
One-Shot! After catching Jacob cheating on her, Bella goes to a club to forget him and there she meets Edward who will change her life. Lemons, B/E.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High School Never Ends, The Original Version by Lady Lily of Darkness reviews
Part 1 of the Main HSNE Trilogy. Rated "M" for language, and one lemon in the story. A story filled with Romance, Comedy and Drama. STATUS: Complete. EXTRA: Sequel is up, and Remake is up as well.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 175,307 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sparkle Boy by lanna-misssunshine reviews
How the meadow scene could have gone if Bella was more easily amused.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Don't Have To Be Alone by JAM11 reviews
Edward Swan had been given chance after chance to control his temper but failed. He now finds himself moving to live with his father in Forks; it is because of his temper that he finds his way into a mysterious beautiful girl’s life will she accept him
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,741 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Deep Freeze by Thick-Shake reviews
What happens when our favorite teddy-bear Emmett and Empipath Jasper have a heated conversation in the Cullen freezer? One-Shot for laughs!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Twilight Minis by 2twilightgurl1 reviews
Twilight stuff i thought was funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2009
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8710 - Favs: 14,175 - Follows: 2,937 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Under Control by RoseBud96 reviews
Barney and Robin sort out their feelings after the leap.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
a unicorned twilight by 7andthefluff reviews
charlie the unicorn and twilight cast
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Jacob, Edward
Parody Files by o0charlee0o reviews
I got really bored, so I decided to write a parody of a song. I think I'll make it into a series of parodies, but either way, I got bored, and well yeah....
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008
WHAT IN THE NAME OF CHEESE! by 7andthefluff reviews
random and awesome takes place after Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
Babysitting Bella by GoldenEyes4 reviews
What will happen when Emmett and Jasper are left to watch over Bella when the Cullen's go on a four day hunting trip? Only a hilarious disaster that will cause them to be chased and hunted down.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,750 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5711 - Favs: 2,988 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
honeyMOONING by DimentionQueen reviews
For yayme2012s Breaking Dawn Contest Bella and Edward's wedding has finally arrived, and all heck has broken loose. Bella gets drunk, Edward's in a Speedo-induced coma, the caterer insists on cat food, and Jasper bites a national pop icon! CRACKFIC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Scar Wars by WinchestersGirl reviews
Who has the nastiest scar? A little competition between Sam and Dean... [OneShot. Pure Humor.]
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
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Battle of the Cliques reviews
Edward, Bella, Jasper, Alice, Emmett, and Rosalie are all the leaders of cliques at Forks High School. They absolutely hate each other. When forced to spend time together, they discover they all have one thing in common. Possible future lemons. Slightly OOC! Eventual Cannon Pairings! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,947 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper
51 Things Twilight Can't Do reviews
Why is Jane banned from Disneyland? Who is Mrs. Poppinschnooker? Why can't Bella play the piano? A funny one-shot about the things Jane can't do. Might seem OOC. Just for laughs. R&R! :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 12/19/2011
Jane Doe reviews
Just a small songfic using NeverShoutNever's Jane Doe. One-shot? You decide! Read & Review! :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Bella, Edward, Mike
The Life of Roxanne Masen reviews
17 year-old Roxanne Masen's life changes when she is recruited into a secret organization of spies/assassins. When sent into the field on a mission she falls in love with a civilian. Alongside Nikita they will fight for the same purpose: DESTROY DIVISION!
Nikita - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011
Danny's Favorite Cookies reviews
"Two seconds. That's all it took for the siblings to be separated..." Set in L.A. during the events of The Host. OC. R&R. The summary sucks. Just read it please :D
Host - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - The Seeker - Complete
CheaterCheaterBestFriendEater reviews
a short songfic one-shot based on the song by NeverShoutNever. BellaxJacob. 5th reviewer gets a one-shot! :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Heartbreaker reviews
just a random songfic. based on Heartbreaker by P!nk. one-shot? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Last Night of His Mortal Existence reviews
"That bastard would pay dearly for the pain he caused me, for the way he took advantage of me, for all the lies and empty promises." Prize for xXxhurting-insidexXx's 50th review for Battle of the Cliques. Caroline&Klaus. one-shot? R&R!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Last Caress reviews
Based on the song Last Caress by The Misfits. Human. Sorry if it's way OOC. I tried hard. R&R? please, no flames. full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Rosalie, Emmett
The Capitol Games reviews
What if Coin hadn't died? This is the story of the 76th Hunger Games. Make a character! I fail at summaries. Just go inside please? :D
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012