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Joined 07-02-11, id: 3039698, Profile Updated: 07-04-11
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Hey all! I'm PerplexingParadox, your author for anything on this profile! Like my stories? Feel free to review or PM me, saying so! Don't like my stories? Keep it to yourself!

I have another profile, with a name that I won't mention. This is the one where I will post stories with no plot, and an M, without feeling like I'm doing a total one-eighty on my fans from the other profile!

Hope that you like what you find here (not that there's much to choose from), and I hope that the perverted weirdness of my stories is enjoyable to you!

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The Drunker the Better! At Least, With Hot Company reviews
It's funny that the world's savior, a valiant Gryffindork, wouldn't know how to take shots. Cue the devious Slytherin to the rescue! Rated T for language and themes, rating will change next chapter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Life of a Portrait, Nothing to Do but Watch reviews
A portrait does her duty, and keeps incriminating knowledge to herself. But that doesn't mean that she can't see what others are blinded to. The Fat Lady has watched the Weasley Twins for many a year, and knows exactly what she sees. M in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Serve Until Death reviews
Servants of the Dark Lord must remain as such until death. In fact, that isn't saying much, for the Dark Mark tends to bring death along. Rated for depressing themes. Read with hesitance!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's Not Incest, It's Masturbation reviews
Harry stumbles across something that he really did NOT intend to see. Luckily for him, the twins have a perfectly reasonable explanation for him. Lemon PWP One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete