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Perfectly Normal Thank You Very Much by Casscade reviews
It's twenty one years later and for the sake of his daughter, Dudley is going to have to learn about the Wizarding World after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,858 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Apple Pies and Other Amends by ToEatAPeach reviews
"It's a veritable PTSD tour. With pastries. And hand-skimmed clotted cream. And Hermione has no idea why she's doing it, but it's becoming very apparent that she is." Sometimes you're sad. Sometimes you need dessert. And sometimes, it's a little of both. [COMPLETE, DRAMIONE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,228 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 3,439 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 9/28/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Unrequited Snowfall by Kittenshift17 reviews
*ONE-SHOT* Draco Malfoy has a secret. An Infatuation. An Obsession. '"I have to admit Granger, I was less than pleased with some of the things you drew in this book of yours" he said, pulling his hand away before he could do something crazy like sliding it into her hair and tugging her close so he could snog those pouting lips of hers.' Sequel: UNREQUITED SNOWSTORM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,277 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 258 - Published: 11/3/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Lavender B., Ron W.] - Complete
A Study in Emerald by anondracomalfoy reviews
His father had told him once that emotions were man's downfall. Narcissa was his, but the descent was so sweet that Lucius didn't mind waiting for the inevitable crash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
And the Wolves All Cry by monroeslittle reviews
AU. if a certain person doesn't hear a prophecy, does it still come true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,769 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 335 - Published: 12/18/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Do you play, Sir? by the-bond-of-brothers reviews
In which Daryl knows how to play the guitar. Daryl & Sophia fluff Rated T solely for the usual swearwords on Daryl's side
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Daryl D., Sophia - Complete
The Phase II Saga by spikala reviews
Captain Rex's armour has been stolen! The boys of the 501st are up to no good but they'd better make sure he can't pin it on them. Meanwhile the Captain is on the war path!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,604 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Captain Rex, Clones - Complete
i am sleeping on a time bomb by i forgot to blink reviews
The war is over, and they go to Antarctica.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Three, Two, One by UlquiorraNoKokoro reviews
Krum clenched his fists, unclenched them. Took a deep breath. One, two, three. Three, two, one. Go. Now. \\ My rendition of how Krum asked Hermione to the Yule Ball. K plus for one swearword. May become a series of Krumione one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Viktor K., Hermione G. - Complete
The Library Queen by Wandering Me reviews
"I haff never met such an intriguing girl in my life." -Victor Krum. "He's okay, for an international quidditch player." -Hermione Granger. The hidden tale of how Krum and Hermione became dates for the Yule Ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Viktor K., Hermione G. - Complete
In the Depth of Winter by theredrobin reviews
Darcy and Elizabeth's first winter at Pemberley promises both passion and heartache.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,475 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - [Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth] [Jane, Mr. Bingley] - Complete
Viktor Krum, The Bulgarian Who Survived by Anon and anon reviews
Facing dragons or a world quidditch match? Viktor Krum is your man. Facing your possibly-girlfriend's adopted brother, however, is an entirely different thing - especially when that brother happens to be The-Man-Who-grew-Up-To-Squish-Dark-Lords.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
Fraternizing with the Enemy by The Duckster reviews
Missing Moment Victor Krum asks Hermione to the Yule Ball from Her pov. She knows she has feelings for Ron but is flattered by Victor's attention.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 8,709 - Follows: 1,173 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
MarySue Guide to Surviving Camp Greenlake by grab bag reviews
An instructional pamphlet recovered from the bus to CGL, which provides inside information for the Mary-Sue who is about to find herself at Camp Greenlake. Similar to "The Tough Guide to Fantasyland" if that helps.
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Complete
Persistence Pays Off by atruwriter reviews
Fred Weasley has done everything he can think of to win over Hermione's affections, but she simply won't take him seriously. He isn't giving up however: a Weasley perseveres! [OneShot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,648 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 231 - Published: 7/15/2007 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 2,627 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
A Quiet Place to Study by Llewlyn reviews
Viktor drops a dangerous secret into Hermione's lap. With it, she is thoroughly capable of blackmailing him to stay out of the library.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Goodnight Little Dragon by Llewellyn McEllis reviews
A Malfoy family memory Returning late from a night out on the town with his wife, Lucius finds himself in reflection on his four year old son's inevitable growing up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
A Merry War by Elendiari22 reviews
The hobbits are bent on revenge when they learn that they were needlessly dragged through the Midgewater Marshes. A prank war with Aragorn ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,353 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Meriadoc B., Aragorn
While they walked by Unhobbity Hobbit reviews
During those days of non-stop walking, the fellowship must have had some pretty inane conversations, mostly started by the hobbits. I've written a few of them down.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,870 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Peregrin T., Boromir
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.