A Rad Churro
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Joined 07-02-11, id: 3040225, Profile Updated: 08-06-14
Author has written 3 stories for Transformers, That '70s Show, and Pokémon.

All my old stories are embarrassing. Don't read those.

Actually, all my new stories are embarrassing too. Don't read those either.


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To the Stars by Hieronym reviews
Kyubey promised that humanity will reach the stars one day. The Incubator tactfully refrained from saying too much about what they would find there.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 509,082 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 9/23/2011
The Dangers of Foresight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Anakin's 9 years old again and back at the Temple, bound and determined to change destiny. To do so, he has to juggle trying to stop Dooku from joining Sidious, freeing his mother, avoiding Palpatine, and his training all while maintaining his cover as a 9-year-old initiate. Too bad keeping up a facade isn't one of his strong points.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 131,687 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 2,008 - Follows: 2,400 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, Count Dooku, Obi-Wan K., E. Palpatine
The Man On The TV by asphyxiation-by-dreaming reviews
Peter Maximoff has a confession to make. Surprisingly, so does his mother. (Minor DOFP spoilers)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Peter/QuickSilver - Complete
Cosmonaut by shelter reviews
Short story. 30 years after Third Impact, Rei watches over an immobile Gendo Ikari as he enters into his last days, while trying to make sense of her place in a world that has moved on.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,146 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Shinji I., Gendo I., Rei A., Asuka L. S. - Complete
I: Icarus by Insomnikat reviews
His father once told him that nobody gets everything in this life. You decide your priorities and you make your choices. 1 of a 3-part series in which Chuck survives. II: Morpheus. III: NA
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,317 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Raleigh B., Mako M., Chuck H., Herc H. - Complete
Religion and Evangelion: A User's Guide by Master Elora Dannan reviews
When a few of my friends admitted they didn't understand the Old Testament religious symbolism in NGE, this is how I explained it to them. Yes, I'm insane. If you don't think humor and religion go together, you probably don't want to read this. Further explanation on my profile if you need it, and no offense meant to anyone.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Lilith, Gendo I. - Complete
Dragonlord? by Volcanic Plug reviews
A dragon arrives unexpectedly and Merlin has some explaining to do...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Pimp Hand Shenanigans by the spoon raven reviews
"Do you really think you can out-pimp me, the Demon Lord of pimp?" Link remained strong and determined. "I know I can," he said with conviction. Ghirahim narrowed his eyes, leaning down slightly, "Prove it."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
Honesty is the Best Policy by SecondStar2theRight reviews
After the latest magical attack, Uther is having everyone in Camelot interrogated. Now it's Merlin's turn to be questioned by Leon. Tag to The Son of a Sorcerer by Literaria
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Merlin, Leon - Complete
One More Turn by Noxialis reviews
Merlin's magic is exposed and he is assumed dead. But he can't just leave Arthur alone, so he disguises himself and returns to Camelot.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,240 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
And This Is Where Life Goes On by Jusrecht reviews
Barnaby and Kaede, in the aftermath of Kotetsu's death. No pairing.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny, Kaede Kaburagi - Complete
Our Days Are Numbered by Jusrecht reviews
The first thing every hero does after signing a contract is to write a death letter. Gen; Heroes
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger, Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny
The Do's and Don'ts of living with Robots by District X reviews
The title says it all. These are the do's and the don'ts of living with Robots
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Sam W.
The Hidden One by TheOrangyOne reviews
A one-shot back story of Amunet, the Egyptian who would eventually come to assassinate Queen Kleopatra VII.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Complete
Unexpected by Shadsie reviews
Rolling a Katamari for eternity...is it Heaven or is it Hell?
Katamari Damacy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Complete
Stars by Wolfstorm7 reviews
Thousand-word drabble. ...He'll always be waiting.
Iron Giant - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Complete
Of Time and Eternity by YeonMee reviews
Koschei and Theta were friends. Forever. The drums approach. The Master and the Doctor are nemesis. Forever. The end of time approaches. Eternity does not exist. Time never waits. But Theta has learnt that Time can be rewritten. The drums are no more.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Arthur, I'm a Warlock by Kitty O reviews
It's been years, and finally the day comes. Merlin decides that it's time to tell the king his secret. It doesn't turn out quite the way most people would think. Completed ficlet, no slash. Crack, by the way.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
What To Name Your Baby Demon Hellspawn by vifetoile89 reviews
Post "Golden Army." In the parking lot of a Baskin-Robbins, Abe, Liz, John, and, of course, Hellboy debate what to name the impending youngsters. One-shot, genfic, light and fluffy.
Hellboy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2011 - John Myers, Liz S. - Complete
Through the Years by Bottle of Smoke reviews
They have grown up and old together, have seen each other at their best and worst, and try every Christmastime, to come together.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Polly Plummer, Digory Kirke - Complete
Justice is Blind by WhyMustIWrite reviews
Blind from birth, Obi Wan Kenobi overcomes his sightlessness to become a Jedi. Yet when it comes to training a padawan, he may very well be more blind than he realized. AU. Featuring Qui Gon, Padme and Anakin. Part IV is currently UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,491 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Unconventional Tactics by Davin Sunrider reviews
'Twilight Princess' oneshot. When Link is confronted with yet another mid-boss, he decides to try a slightly different approach...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Link, Midna - Complete
Seven seconds by kaktusic reviews
After X-Force #26. Probably after the entire Second Coming. When our friends leave us forever, people console themselves in saddest of ways...Spoilers! Also, strong language.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2010 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Kurt W./Nightcrawler - Complete
The Wolf, the Imp, and the Swordsman by Lady-Valiant reviews
The one-shot idea that wouldn't leave: While searching for Midna a sword, Link has an interesting encounter with the local swordsman.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Wolf Link, Rusl - Complete
Dark, Darkest, Darko by EmeraldGreen4Life reviews
A poem on thoughts about Donnie's short life.
Donnie Darko - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
The Final Upgrade by BoxOfScraps reviews
The Upgrade Is Final!
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Which Is Better? by Silas Goodwill reviews
Someone asked. This is what happened.
Crossover - Halo & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
The Ten Commandments of Writing Zelda Fiction by Davin Sunrider reviews
Obey them, lest ye be consider'd a n00b.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Killer Shirts From The Laundry Room by Chaotic Demon reviews
Henry's shirts are out for revenge.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Henry S., Shawn S. - Complete
Thorns by Vathara reviews
What if Aeris found unexpected help before Zack broke out? AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,428 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 139 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
No Such Counsel by Guardian1 reviews
After Twilight Princess. Dogs wait forever: Midna and Link, with Zelda bearing the brunt. Oneshot, spoilers.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Link - Complete
The Cup of Sorrow is Brimmed by Tastytime reviews
Achilles ponders on what more he can give. Slash. Achilles Patroclus
Homer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
The Mutant That Had Lame Powers by Stupidfic reviews
it's a tale of passion, hope, and people with super powers
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Knight of Flowers by Zachere reviews
[Goofy x Aerith]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Goofy, Aerith G. - Complete
The Naked Dead, And Her by Guardian1 reviews
Post-game; Rikku deals with her red-coated ghosts the best way she knows how. It's tough being newly sixteen, sticky, and heartbroken.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/14/2004
The Last Temptation of Alfred by David Hines reviews
At a butlering convention, Alfred has a moment of weakness.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/12/2004
Sunshine In Winter by Guardian1 reviews
Yuffie Kisaragi gets into trouble, and her whole life changes when she is maimed. Sentenced to death in a matter of months, the only person she can rely on is Vincent Valentine. Finished.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,821 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/25/2002 - Published: 12/4/2000
Final Fantasy X: Summarized! by Spanner reviews
A quick 'n dirty rundown of the events of Final Fantasy X...
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2002
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The Raccoon reviews
Sam finds an unwelcome guest in his garage...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sam W.
Manon in Kanto reviews
Have you ever stopped and thought about what it would be like to visit Kanto?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Complete
Tattoo reviews
A needle and some ink.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Eric F., Red F. - Complete
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