Author has written 5 stories for Maid Sama!, Naruto, Soul Eater, and Fairy Tail.
Notice-Changed Pen name, my new one is the one posted and my old is Officer Snugglez thanks all and have a good day XD
*For my Naruto/Fairy Tail Crossover story i also have different views of how they look, characters so and so change from the naruto universe.
Hey peoples names Zack(nickname Zacky), i do not write yaoi or yuri for my fanfictions* and no its not because i have anything against homosexuality.e its just i dont like it for the couples i write about* Writing fanfiction is defiantly one of my hobbies. also i always log in under my user so if you get an anonymous with my name defiantly not me :o...
Well here's some Infomation about me so enjoy :D
Name: Zaky is meh nickname so you can guess what my first name is by logic
Country: United States and its not that all of a great country to be honest. i live in a state called Massachusettes and the winters suck cause of snow...god i hate that stuff...and also the mosquito's are most evil in the summer!!!!!!
Favorite Food: Mozzarella Sticks, all kinds of poultry,beef, ramen, avocados, raspberry lime ricky icecream :D and so many more
Favorite Color: Lavender, Orange, Red
Personal Appearance: well i have shaggy dirty blond hair that goes down to the bottom of my neck but i keep it in line! I have hazel eyes that are normal shaped(i dont know how to categorize my eyes lol) I have glasses with bifocals. Im in good shape to be honest and my ethnicity is Caucasian with a tan...how i manage that i dont know cause i almost never get out :(
Favorite Anime Couple: I truly don't know anymore use to be Naruto x Hinata but now i see her as kind of creepy.I love her i really do but stalker much?
Favorite TV Shows: Sherlock Holmes(bbc show) Monk, Supernatural, Tin Man, Alice, Band of Brothers, The Pacific, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Psych, and some more i cant name atm
Current Manga Im Updated On: Hunter X Hunter, Naruto, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Full Metal Alchemist, Runouni Kenshin, Runouni Kenshin - Kinema-ban, Black Cat, Yu Yu Hakasho, Satsuki no Sora, Sora Log, Gakuen Babysitters, Sweet Black, Meteod, 'Hajimete' Ageru!, Otogibanashi no Fude, Zenbu Kimi no Mono, Ane Pani,Trigun
Manga That Im Not Up To Date:
One Piece, Soul Eater, Gamaran, Magico (IWAMOTO Naoki), Beezlebub, Gakuen Alice, Fairy Tale, Aria, Pandora Hearts, Ouran High School Host Club, Flame of Recca, Ao No Exorcist, Kaichou wa Maid-sama
Favorite Naruto Couple Pairings:
Naruto x Hinata, Naruto x FemHaku, Naruto x Temari, Naruto x Yugito, Naruto x Ino, Naruto x Yugao, Naruto x Fū, Naruto x Hana, Naruto x Kushina(depends on the story), Naruto x Mei, Naruto x Shizuka, Naruto x Kurenai, Naruto x Tayuya, Naruto x FemSasuke, Naruto x FemKyuubi Naruto x Harem(as long as its a good story with no mindless lemon scenes and Sakura in harem :D) Rock Lee x Sakura, Sasuke x fake characters, Iruka x Anko, Minato x Kushina, Kakashi x Rin
Favorite FMA Couple Pairings:
Edward x Winry, Roy x Riza
Favorite Inuyasha Couple Pairings:
Inuyasha x Kagome
Favorite Maid Sama! Couple Pairings:
Usui x Misaki, Aoi x oc
Favorite Soul Eater Couple Pairings:
Soul x Maka, Kid x Liz, Stein x Marie
Favorite Runouni Kenshin Couple Pairings
Kenshin x Kaoru, Sano x Megumi, Yahiko x Tsubame
Favorite One Piece Couple Pairings
Luffy x Nami, Zoro x Robin
Favorite Crossover Pairings
Naruto x Erza S. i mean think about it if we connect to a certin couple in Naruto Universe ahem Naruto=Minato and Erza=Kushina XD plus they a great couple
that's it so far haven't really experimented at all with other couples lololololol
Naruto x Mirajane
Naruto x Katara
Naruto x Robin
Naruto x Nami
Naruto x Blair
Naruto x Yoruichi
Honorary Member of The Book of Log.
If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile... although you may want to change the comments
Possible Book of Log Positons:
Log Worshipper: Beginning position. No requirements
Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapers) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story
Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log
OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews
OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.
Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still reccommended.
Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is uneligible from using the log for a period of two months.
Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:
For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.
For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five
For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten
For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall
For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant
If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If
'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.
'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.
'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'
'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'
Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.
THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE
1. Who is your favourite Naruto character(s)? Naruto, Rock Lee, Gaara, Ino, Anko, Kisame, Haku, Iruka
2. What is your favorite pairing? NaruIno
3. Are you a naruto yaoi or hentai fan? naa not a fan of either really
4. Ever cosplayed naruto characters? If so, then who were you? Omg i wish i could!!! Its my dream to be able to cosplay Kakashi lolol...But i just dont have time which saddens me :( Well my area had a cosplay one earlier in the year which was called Anime Boston :D So my chance has gone and went lolol.
5. List your collection of naruto junk and merchendise, if any. None at the moment. they lost somewhere other than my volumes 1-4
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so who? I never really thought of who i was destined to be with... Maybe Ino cause i would get along with her so well even if she was a witch to me lolol i know how to deal with those kinds of people.
7. Naruhina or Kibahina? NaruHina duh they are just perfeeeeect not that flee bag!
8. Sasusaku or Sasunaru? neither cause Sakura's a uber fangirl all the time like omg get Sasuke back while hes an ass to her and everyone else! as for Sasunaru...NOOOOOOOOOO YAOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII PLEASEEEEEEE!!!!! Naruto can be with any other girl then her/him!
9. Which team is your favourite? I love Team Gai... also i read a fanfiction where naruto got on Team Anko and their team kicked ASSSSSS!!!! the story is called "Naruto: The Next God of Shinobi"
10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito) I believe it could work... iv read a fanfiction where it totally made sense...also its really starting to make sense in the manga in the newest chapters.OMG(I said 8/16/12) Super Spoiler ) omg Tobi = Obito fo real guys
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is naruto's father'? WTH? what kind of question is this??? This is a bull question cause ITS STATED IN THE MANGA/ANIME!!!!!! plus do you see the resemblance you have to be dumb to not know that...Now that i look back at this question i see that this was meant pre-pain invasion arc lmfao
12. Your favourite Akatsuki member? Kisame :D reason? hes an uber badass and is Itachi's one and probably only friend :D
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? I'm a little bit of both actually. You see he is just misunderstood i mean you have your entire clan get killed by your brother see how you feel? Also he just needs to get out of the emo phase ya know?
14. have you seen all Naruto episodes so far? (including Shippuuden and fillers) not exactly im not that into the anime lol i like reading the manga :D i only watch the interesting episodes of Naruto like Naruto's and Gaaras fight after the chunin exam and Naruto x Neji's fight(i actually watch this episode the most lolol) and of course the Zabuza arc cause that is the beastlyiest lolol
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? YESH ITZ THE BEST IN MY OPINION!!!
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? WELL DUH
17. Sub or dub? I prefer sum episodes in dub while most in subbed :D
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Mostly Anti-Sakura due to her being a big butt-hole to Naruto. I'm Pro-Sakura during some parts of the manga not much tho.
19. Tobi = annoying or funny? Well he's funny at points the rest he's hella creepy
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? YOSH! he's a Naruo Character right?
21. Gai= sexy beast or ugly nerd? Sexy Nerd DUHHHHHH!!!!!! lul
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Idk i never really thought of that.. It actually gives me shivers lol.
23. Rock Lee = weird or awesome? Neither... More like UBER AWESOMESAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
24. Which character would be best OOC(Out of Character)? i would have to say...Rock Lee not being a mini-Gai clone
25. Do you like naruto fanfics? YESH OF COURSE!!!!!
26. Do you write naruto fanfics? Mhmmmm :D
27. Do you like lemons? They okay i mean they aren't really the greatest but they alright not prefered :)
28. Do your parents know any naruto characters? I dont believe they do(ponders at the thought)
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?YOSH!!!!!!!!!!!OFC!!!!!!!! Gaara of the Funk lulululul :D
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? nope
31. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yeah :D
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and have someone recognize it? I can't even recognize my own drawings :P
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Not Really lol
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the akatsuki leader' theory? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that just mad dumb,though if it was true i would burn every naruto book existing
38. Do you draw naruto fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery. NOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? HEEEEELLLLLZZZZZZZ NOOOOOOOOOO, he's not sexy in general akljdfklasdjflkasdjflkads
40. Do you have any Naruto OCS? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think naruto has taken over your life?
Little by little :D
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The Situation in Hell
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
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