Witty Eagle Proud Ravenclaw
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Joined 07-03-11, id: 3041163, Profile Updated: 09-03-12
Author has written 40 stories for Harry Potter, Life on Mars, Notting Hill, Doctor Who, Friends, and Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.

Witty Eagle Proud Ravenclaw here

Like it says in my username, I am a Ravenclaw through and through (AND blue and bronze are my favourite colours!), although my passion for Life on Mars has recently leaked through, writing-wise.

Austen House by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
MULTI-CROSSOVER. Emma is matchmaking, Lizzie is avoiding Darcy, Ellen is trying to tame her wild sister, Fanny and Anne strive for more self-confidence, and Cathy wants an adventure. who ever said university was easy?
Crossover - Emma & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 165,775 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 8/10/2012 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] [Emma W., Mr. Knightley]
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Investigating Closer to Home
Tina's walked home after the recent events in New York in a rather somber mood, investigating something rather different - her feelings. Queenie doesn't have to be a mind-reader to know something's up with her sister. Tina/Newt, quite sad in places.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2016 - Queenie G., unknown 2 - Complete
Are You Ready For Love reviews
Tina walks away from the port, thinking of what Newt means to her. Companion piece to Someday Out of the Blue. I'm acting on a request from a reviewer who wanted Tina's POV.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2016 - unknown 2 - Complete
Someday Out of the Blue reviews
Newt's back in England, reflecting on Tina in a poetic manner. Written after watching Fantastic Beasts a second time. Pure Newtina in all its kooky loveliness. Sort of based off the Elton John song of the same name.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2016 - Newt S., unknown 2
Defense and Desirability reviews
After the ski trip goes to pieces, Monica suddenly wakes up with these confusing feelings for Chandler - only to realise pretty soon what she feels is the L-word. Now only how to tell him? With a little help from Phoebe, she does just that and gets over the obstacles in her way. Late season 3 and early season 4. Rating boosted to T for chapter 13. COMPLETE.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,196 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/21/2016 - Published: 11/12/2015 - Monica G., Phoebe B., Chandler B. - Complete
A Home Away From Home
After New Earth, the Doctor and Martha are randomly cruising through space. Martha's homesick and so she decides to read the last Harry Potter book - stashed in the library - to get her mind back to familiar territory. The Doctor soon notices, and before long it becomes a mildly intense fan freak-out on the TARDIS. Hint of unrequited Martha/10.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2015 - 10th Doctor, Martha J.
Frights, Flashbacks and Further reviews
The Doctor wants to take Clara to a calming planet for once, but the familiar whiff of adventure calls, plus an oh-so-vivid face from his brown-and-blue-pinstriped regeneration. When UNIT have to step in, all hell breaks loose! (Includes references to multiple Doctors!)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,868 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, Martha J., 11th Doctor, Clara O.
A Consquence of an Unfortunate Prank reviews
When Dominique discovers her favourite aunt relaxing with a book at the Burrow Christmas party, Hermione fights back with a practical joke based off of Dom's favourite Muggle book - that Hermione got her into, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Hermione G., Dominique W.
Refuelling and Rectifying
Eleventh has to re-fuel with Clara by his side, but in Cardiff, he bumps into a hauntingly familiar face. Platonic!11/Clara and nods to 10&Donna friendship. Cameo appearance from a minor character hidden within!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Donna N., 11th Doctor, Clara O.
Rom-coms, but the Doctor's Way! reviews
Clara is confused by her feelings for the Doctor, who knows she loves rom-coms, and is himself clearly in a struggle with admiration for his companion. Will help from the TARDIS and one simple date to the past lead to anything more? Pure insanely cute Whouffle fluff - follows directly on from 'Hide', with nods to 'The Rings of Akhaten' and 'The Girl in the Fireplace'.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2014 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
Albus Potter's Normalcy Is Shaken Maybe reviews
4th year starts with a bang for Al Potter. A crush which could get him in quite the pickle, trying to live an upbeat life, and a wacky cousin as Head Girl. Shaken normalcy indeed! Al/Rose, Lily/Lysander, James/OC. Now complete w/epilogue chapter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,868 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Albus S. P., Rose W. - Complete
Dear Crookshanks reviews
A view on that fluffy ginger menace from Hermione's viewpoint, written to the beat of the slightly obscure Queen song 'Delilah'. R & R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Hermione G., Crookshanks
Happiness is Violin-Playing Goats
Just a simple poem about Will and Anna's relationship, because Notting Hill - and especially Will & Anna - need much more love around here.
Notting Hill - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Published: 6/22/2014
Tis the Season to Lavish the Tree reviews
Ginny feels one crucial thing is missing from the Gryffindor common room during the festive holidays. Luckily a certain sleepwalking Ravenclaw comes to help her set up the Christmas tree. Set during PoA, so Ginny and Luna are second-years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Go Your Own Way reviews
After the Department of Mysteries deal, Luna starts to fall head-over-heels for Hermione. They said opposites attract, but the dreamy blonde never knew it could end up like this. Luna/Hermione. Warning: potion addiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Hermione G., Luna L.
AGP Tales reviews
The tale of Andromeda Ginevra Potter, Harry and Luna's daughter, from birth to graduation from Hogwarts. Sequel to the Colours Trilogy; read that H/L story first to get background on the AGP plot. Review, since this story is one of my pet projects and the seeds need to be watered!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,233 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - OC
The Edge of a Crisis reviews
Hermione, Ginny, Luna and Neville are having a good night out at a club, but then trouble brews in the manner of Cho Chang. A parody of a scene from the second Bridget Jones film, The Edge of Reason. Post-DH, pre-epilogue, and cannon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Ginny W., Hermione G.
Cliché Mountain reviews
Clichés fall thick and fast in this parody. Dramione, soul-bonding, Harry's Slytherin!twin sister, Pure-blood!Veela!Hermione, Mary-Sue-ish fan-girls, Ministry marriage contracts, heirs of Gryffindor, hints of Super-Powerful!Harry, dimension-travel... it's all here! And more hells, probably. Enjoy! Pairing-wise, Draco/Hermione, and Blaise/Ginny with a soul-bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Karaoke Night reviews
Nelson's got the karaoke set up at the Railway Arms, and Sam leaps at the chance to sing a Beatles track to the WDC who's captured his heart. Whether Gene teases him or not, he'll do it. And whether it secretly changes Annie's mind about the DI as well... rated a paranoid 'T' for the crudeness that is Gene Hunt and Ray Carling.
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Sam T.
The Distorted View of 'I Love You' reviews
Straight from first sight, Fleur and Hermione like each other romantically, but both of them think the love is one-sided when in fact it's not. Poems set throughout the fourth book. Femmeslash, obviously. This is my first time writing same-sex stuff, and I wanted to do a Fleurmione idea for a long time, now I've finally hit the nail on the head with this little ditty.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Fleur D., Hermione G.
Annie Cartwright Tyler, A Career reviews
An acrostic poem about how Annie Cartwright saw things through Life on Mars. T rating for questionable lines and a quote from the show. Heavy Sam/Annie.
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Annie C.
Reflection for a Flower reviews
A good, poetic glimpse into how Severus Snape's mind worked while he was Dumbledore's right-hand-man. Because we'd all love to see how our favourite greasy-haired double agent ticked with his unrequited love and edgy comments fuelling the fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Severus S.
Severus' Confession reviews
Severus has kept a deep secret to himself, but now it's time to tell it to the one who really matters. Set in his fifth-year. AU, because in this headcannon, the Mudblood incident never happens, and it's implied that Lily takes a liking to James much sooner than usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
CATastrophe reviews
Crookshanks attacks Harry, leaving him with a harsh bruise as a reminder. Ginny, Ron and the twins back him in this statement, but Hermione won't hear of it, believing her beloved cat is a wonderful angel as always. Ron, in his crazy ways, puts his foot down. Crack-fic of sorts, set during Goblet. Featuring Insane!Ron. Truly a cat-astrophe. The actual story isn't, so review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Marauders on the Prankfloor reviews
Just a normal - OK, crazy - day in the life of the Marauders and Lily, in which notes are passed, Lily shows her wand skills, James pulls a prank of epic proportions, Remus constantly kicks people under the table, and Sirius is nearly set on fire. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Comedy is a Marauder's Best Friend reviews
A Saturday morning in 7th-year becomes slightly crazy for James when Lily turns up. Sirius and Marlene don't exactly help either with their sneaky comments. Cute James-Lily friendship, Sirius/Marlene. T rating for a crude joke from James. Review please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Omens, Truth and Passion reviews
A little late, but here's a Valentine-centric one shot about Harry and Luna, since they are simply THE BEST couple in the whole Potter fandom. This is probably one of the fluffiest things I've ever written.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Harry P., Luna L.
A Cousin's Tribute reviews
In 2033, Rose Weasley dies young. A grief-stricken Albus Potter plays a song for his favourite cousin at her funeral to help him deal with it. Mild Albus/OC in the last paragraph, moderate hints of Albus/Rose. Parody of Elton John's 'Candle in the Wind'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Albus S. P., Rose W. - Complete
New Year's Kiss reviews
Midnight on New Year's Eve is nearing at the Burrow and Albus Potter wants to kiss his golden girl at twelve. Will it get tricky when people discover the golden girl is related to him? Albus/Rose. Restless!Rose, mentions of Hyper!Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Albus S. P., Rose W. - Complete
Ask the Ravenclaws reviews
People have done 'ask the characters questions' fics, but now the focus is on Ravenclaw! Ask various eagles questions, with Terry Boot, Anthony Goldstein and Michael Corner as hosts! Rating might change - just be adventrous within reason when you ask!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011
Shooting Star reviews
One Chaser on the Gryff Quidditch team in HBP, that's all she is. A minor character, but surely one of the best minors. Demelza Robins' journey from meek background character to a shooting star. Review please, because I think this is one of my best poems.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Demelza R.
Hiding Secrets From Blacks Is Never Easy reviews
The mistletoe scene in OotP goes a little differently for Harry. Sirius and Tonks find out, as does Remus. Luckily their caring instincts help. Harry-Tonks friendship, moderate Harry/Luna, and mild one-sided Tonks/Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Joyful Flights of Miss Robins reviews
What's Demelza to do when she encounters the Mirror of Erised and sees a very comfortable vision? Go to her Quidditch captain for advice! One of my more outlandish one-shots. Implied Demelza/Terry, and Demelza-Harry friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Demelza R.
A Good Way to Liven Up A Charms Lesson reviews
What better way to liven up Charms than by passing secret notes around? Ginny Weasley definitely thinks so. Fliwick's class perks up when Ginny and two friends do just that during Goblet of Fire in their third year. Better than the summary, I swear.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Ginny W., Luna L.
Lost Opportunity reviews
Luna once doubted her abilities to love good. A tale of how the quirky blonde solved her biggest problem. Unrequited Luna/Harry, but cannon. Harry knows about her feelings in time though, and repays her. V. emotional, but with a happy ending. Songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
Essay Saviours reviews
Essays aren't so bad when your secret crush helps you out. Especially when your crush becomes your boyfriend in the process. TERRY/DEMELZA! I LOVE THEM, THEY ARE SO CUTE! Extreme fluff, I warn you now. Have a bucket or tissue, just in case - it depends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Terry B., Demelza R.
Albus and Rose reviews
An idea in my head for 20 hours, typed out in 20 minutes. Romantic acrostic. I find Albus/Rose very cute. This is from Al's P.O.V. Implicit romantic cousincest, but it's not a big part. Bland title, but that's what the acrostic spells, OK? Review? Please
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Albus S. P., Rose W.
The Colours Trilogy reviews
A mild rejection, a triple shot of Firewhisky, and a confession of love from a friend. All that Harry needs to make his life OK again. HBP, AU. High Harry/Luna fluff, irate but not evil!Ginny, subliminal Dean bashing, shrewd!Hermione. A CORRECTED REPOST.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
Susan Bones in All Her Awesome Puff Glory reviews
My second poem in my fanfic career. This one is an acrostic about the superb Hufflepuff Susan Bones. I wrote this in 10 minutes - the quickest I've ever written a story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Susan B.
Never Let A Bookworm Be A Matchmaker reviews
Hermione has noticed a few of her friends are striking out on the whole romantic front and she sees as her duty to set it right. She didn't count on Harry and Luna side-stepping her plan... Harry/Luna and a special bonus pairing at the end! Relatively AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
Ravenpuff Union reviews
Michael ponders about his love life after the War and realises his true soul mate was in front of him frequently. But does he have enough guts to ask the lovely Susan Bones out on a date? Rated K plus for one mention of the Carrows' toture.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Michael C., Susan B. - Complete