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Joined 07-03-11, id: 3041323, Profile Updated: 11-03-11
Author has written 2 stories for Private Peaceful, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Name: Akkiehero

Meaning of Name: Akkie, from akkidas, Afrikaans for gecko (name of my pet leopard gecko). Hero from, well, hero, I guess

Meaning of Life (while we're on the subject of meanings): Sorry, what was the question, I wasn't paying attention? (42)

Age: Infinty, and Beyond!!!

Likes: Reading and writing (duh!), pottery, animals, running and braais

Hates: British weather, homework, french tests

Fave Food: Fish Fingers and Custard!

Proud of: My nerdiness

Suck at: Anything technoloyish.

Awsomest Thing Ever: Doctor Who

Wish I had: Sonic screwdriver, magic wand, brilliant Karate skills (or any marshal arts skills for that matter), a dog

Favourite Books/Series: Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Cat Royal (it's really hard to decide), Stardust, Host


Most Annoying Books: Twilight!!!! :( Its not that they're bad books, it's just the reaction that they get out of people and the fact

that the books have so many clones. Stephanie Meyer can write very well, like in The Host, but Twilight is a bit like Justin Beiber:

massively obsessed about by many teenage girls, even thought there are better things to listen to, or in Twilghts case; read).

Fave Evil Character: Seshru. Or Billy Boil. Or maybe the Master (I can't decide). Actually, probably Billy

Worst Evil Character: HATE PRESIDENT SNOW

Fave Good Character: Cat Royal, Rue, Piper, Amy Pond, Kishan

Worst Good Character: Edward Cullen, Ginny Weasley, Donna Noble (so annoying)

Worst Books: Coraline (makes no sense), Most Terry Pratchetts (You either get it, or you don't. I don't)

How I Deal with Life's Shit: Dark optimism/happy pessimism (eg. Yay! We're all going to die)


כמה טוב שבאת הביתה

Organized is my middle name. Poorly is my first.
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I’m out of my mind. Please leave a message.
Who ever said, "Nothing is impossible." never tried to slam a revolving door.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Silence is Golden, but duct tape is Silver.
Early bird gets the worm. Second mouse gets the cheese.
I haven't lost my mind, I simply sold it on ebay.
I live in my own little world. But its OK, they know me here.
We are not retreating! We're simply advancing in another direction.
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others. The rest of us have to be the others.
42% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
If you think no one cares that you're alive try missing a couple of payments
Everyone lies, but it doesn't matter 'cos no one listens.
Every time I’m feeling blue I just start breathing again.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Forgive you're enemies, but not before they're hanged.
I used up all my sick days so I called in dead.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run; he hates that

Stop taking life so seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

Please select from the following options menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. (Artemis...)

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. (Artemis...)

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. (Artemis... Foaly...)

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. (Artemis...)

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings (sounds a bit like me). If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!!

Arguing with the voices in your head is normal. It's when you lose that you need to worry.

98 percent of the Internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent who can resist stupid fads, copy this into your profile.

If your against hippogriff abuse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of the few people who actually can use apostrophe's, copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If you're convinced that the 'cool' kids are in a cult worshipping Abercrombie and Fitch, light a bonfire of branded clothing that's ten times (or 100 times) more expensive than it should be.

Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in an empty room, you know what to do.

If you've ever laughed with your friends at midday, and cried reading a book at midnight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you’ve got a Sonic Screwdriver and/or want one, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can honestly swear that you think you've heard the sound of the TARDIS engines in real life and not on TV, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If sitting on a couch for hours watching a madman in a box makes you completey hyper for reasons 'normal people' can't understand, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've never really had a nightmare, but you've never really had a dream that makes any sense, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you believe that all hospitals should have little shops...copy this onto your profile

If you have ever wanted to shout "Raxicoricofallapatorius" in the middle of a room full of people working silently, copy this into your profile

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile (if you can manage it)!

If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If when you started your account you decided that you weren't going to be the kind of person who copies and pastes things onto your profile... Oh, just forget it.

║██║ Put this on your page if you like music

I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.”- Albert Einstein

When life gives you lemons…JUGGLE!

Life gave you lemons? Ha! I got strawberries!

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What if by Annie Wilde reviews
If Char had run after Ella after Hattie ripped off her mask, what would have happened? Ella's perfect night was ruined, but soon she realises so much more is at stake... Never before has she needed help so much as she does now.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,577 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Complete
Don't Hold Your Breath by True China Sorrows reviews
When nobles go crazy paranoid about commoners. The heiress to one of the Seven great clans brings her commoner friends home. There's a car crashing loony, a prone to violence pinky, depressed ex-girlfriend to nobleman cousin and the poor heiress herself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,939 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
You Hit Me Once, I Hit You Back by DreamerofImprobableDreams45 reviews
Nolan and Emily get into a bit of a...scuffle. It takes an interesting turn. Rated T/M for some not-so-child-friendly language and some themes of a suggestive nature. Not for those child readers out there. One-Shot/Complete.
Revenge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Emily T., Nolan R. - Complete
Hidden Paths by El Reino reviews
Things cant seem to go right for Daria after her family dies, but when she finds herself with a rich new family, things look up. If only Prince Jerrold would just leave her alone... Lemonlimesweetness handed it over to me.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,189 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 8/10/2009
The Parental Ambition by WeBuiltThePyramids reviews
Leonard and Penny are back together and starting to think about their future. Howard is going into space. Things happen. Things don't happen.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 139,438 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Leonard H., Penny - Complete
The News Article Significance by SRWriting34 reviews
Penny knows what she wants in life. At least, she used to. Howard and Bernadette's wedding sets off a series of events which will change her life forever. Plans change and Penny will have to learn the hard way how to adapt.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 195,634 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Jungle of the Heart by MaskedMuse reviews
After Kelsey left and settled into her new life, Kishan went to visit her. Since Ren found Kelsey, what about Kishan? Does he get that special person to free him?
Tiger's Curse Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,073 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011
The Secret Santa Conundrum by MustBeAWriter reviews
Just a fun little Christmas story that I wrote for my family and decided to share with you. Pairings: Leonard/Penny, Shamy, Howard/Bernadette
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Leonard H., Penny - Complete
The Recombination Resolution by WeBuiltThePyramids reviews
Amy and Bernadette have decided that it's time for Penny and Leonard to reunite. But no matter how straight they throw the ball, it still has to be caught. And maybe, just maybe, this time it's ready to be. Written for Roxanne for Christmas 2011.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Leonard H., Penny - Complete
Painful Reminders by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
I drank in her face,her expressions… even her scent,and committed it all to memory. I knew this wasn't goodbye for real but I didn't know when I was going to see her again, so I carefully watched her, treasuring each and every little detail like a jewel.
Tiger's Curse Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Ren, Kelsey H. - Complete
The Espionage Nostalgia by WeBuiltThePyramids reviews
Penny needs a friend. Bernadette's at Howard's and invites her over. There, they discover something. Multiple mentions of Leonard/Penny. Set at some point after The Herb Garden Germination, generally could take place any time after Priya showed back u.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Penny, Bernadette - Complete
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Camp Legion reviews
Percy arrives in the Roman Camp-Halfblood with no memories
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Percy J.
Tick Tock reviews
After Charlie is killed Tommo has to move on. But he may not have only lost a brother, he may have lost his brother, he may have also lost his mind...
Private Peaceful - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011