Author has written 2 stories for Private Peaceful, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Meaning of Name: Akkie, from akkidas, Afrikaans for gecko (name of my pet leopard gecko). Hero from, well, hero, I guess
Meaning of Life (while we're on the subject of meanings): Sorry, what was the question, I wasn't paying attention? (42)
Age: Infinty, and Beyond!!!
Likes: Reading and writing (duh!), pottery, animals, running and braais
Hates: British weather, homework, french tests
Fave Food: Fish Fingers and Custard!
Proud of: My nerdiness
Suck at: Anything technoloyish.
Awsomest Thing Ever: Doctor Who
Wish I had: Sonic screwdriver, magic wand, brilliant Karate skills (or any marshal arts skills for that matter), a dog
Favourite Books/Series: Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Cat Royal (it's really hard to decide), Stardust, Host
NEW FAVOURITE BOOK: TIGERS CURSE (OFFICIALLY HOOKED)
Most Annoying Books: Twilight!!!! :( Its not that they're bad books, it's just the reaction that they get out of people and the fact
that the books have so many clones. Stephanie Meyer can write very well, like in The Host, but Twilight is a bit like Justin Beiber:
massively obsessed about by many teenage girls, even thought there are better things to listen to, or in Twilghts case; read).
Fave Evil Character: Seshru. Or Billy Boil. Or maybe the Master (I can't decide). Actually, probably Billy
Worst Evil Character: HATE PRESIDENT SNOW
Fave Good Character: Cat Royal, Rue, Piper, Amy Pond, Kishan
Worst Good Character: Edward Cullen, Ginny Weasley, Donna Noble (so annoying)
Worst Books: Coraline (makes no sense), Most Terry Pratchetts (You either get it, or you don't. I don't)
How I Deal with Life's Shit: Dark optimism/happy pessimism (eg. Yay! We're all going to die)
GILAD IS HOME
כמה טוב שבאת הביתה
Organized is my middle name. Poorly is my first.
Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run; he hates that
Stop taking life so seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.
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If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. (Artemis...)
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If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings (sounds a bit like me). If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!!
Arguing with the voices in your head is normal. It's when you lose that you need to worry.
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If you're convinced that the 'cool' kids are in a cult worshipping Abercrombie and Fitch, light a bonfire of branded clothing that's ten times (or 100 times) more expensive than it should be.
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If you've ever burst out laughing in an empty room, you know what to do.
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If sitting on a couch for hours watching a madman in a box makes you completey hyper for reasons 'normal people' can't understand, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've never really had a nightmare, but you've never really had a dream that makes any sense, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you believe that all hospitals should have little shops...copy this onto your profile
If you have ever wanted to shout "Raxicoricofallapatorius" in the middle of a room full of people working silently, copy this into your profile
If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile (if you can manage it)!
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If when you started your account you decided that you weren't going to be the kind of person who copies and pastes things onto your profile... Oh, just forget it.
I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.”- Albert Einstein
When life gives you lemons…JUGGLE!
Life gave you lemons? Ha! I got strawberries!
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