Hello, person.

I like pie, and Jill Sandwiches.

If you want to, call me Tando. I prefer it over my real name anyway.

I also have a Fiction Press account by Tando88: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/843851/Tando88

DreamswithJoy and Dr. Stillo Live are good friends of mine in real life. But I'm not sure if they are aware of my presence.

I'm not going to copy and paste any of the chain stuff. No matter how much I agree with/like it.

I write fanfiction on many topics, depending on what I'm into at the time.

I've recently gotten into reading other people's fanfiction (about time, right?), and I'll gladly review any story I'll read, but a word of warning: I WILL COME DOWN ON YOUR STORY LIKE THOR'S HAMMER AND SHATTER ALL OF YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS. In other words I'll be a harsh critic, but a constructive critic, hopefully. Don't worry, harsh criticism is my way of showing I care.

I have official parameters for if/when I update stories:

1. I will continue to write a story if I enjoy writing it, regardless of critical feedback (I WILL MAKE EVERYONE LUV THIS STORY).

2. I go by alphabetical order in which I update (if there are no other factors in play).

3. For me to update a story, the latest chapter must have at least half of the views of the previous chapter.

4. If a story goes four chapters without a single review, I will discontinue it (unless rule no. 1 applies).

Story Statuses:

Tarantula: Has replaced The Green PlumbBob/The PlumbBob Saga as my biggest success (at least in terms of number of favorites/alerts and its rapid growth rate). Definitely going to start deviating from the movies a bit more and work outside of the movie universe in general. Going to be a lot of fun.

The Green PlumbBob/The PlumbBob Saga: Interest in the series is starting to wane, so I'm considering maybe taking a break from it to work on other projects.

Birds of a Feather: My newest release and my fastest growing story to date.

The Doctor Is In: Wrote some exclusive content for the story that's rated M on AO3. Considering cancelling it since BoaF has overtaken it in terms of popularity and it's basically the same story at two different times (like literally, some of the chapters of BoaF are heavily edited chapters of TDIN). Also, have been keeping up with the TV show Gotham since the story follows its continuity. But man, they're making my job a lot harder...

Batman Continues: Stopped writing in place of the V2 version.

Batman Continues V2: A rewrite of "Batman Continues" to make it more tight and cohesive. Also gender swapped Terry McGinnis. Has lost a lot of its steam, considering cancelling.

Virus Kids/Virus Kids: Raccoon City: My general interest/faith in Resident Evil dropped considerable when the sixth game came out. Can't bring myself to finish the sixth game, although I have been juggling some ideas for the story in my head. Might return to this story once the series sobers up.

Supernatural/University Life/The House Without Windows: Since my focus in terms of Sim fanfiction is mainly on The PlumbBob Saga, I won't be working on these stories for now.

The Glimmer Chronicles: Strongly considering returning to this story. Its just that the chapter lengths are so much longer than all of my other stories, so they take a lot more effort, and its also a niche story. Inspired by a quiz a friend made during a summer camp I went to.

Doctor's Orders/Life of SimCity Sims: Completed one-shots. Some of my earliest work, so yeah, they're pretty bad.