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Joined 07-03-11, id: 3041668, Profile Updated: 10-02-12
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

I have been reading Twilight Fanfiction for the past couple of years, and have wanted to write one for a long time. I'm very nervous!!! I love reading all of these stories. I only hope you like reading mine!

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Me and Mom Fall in Love With Edward by counselor reviews
No one has lived next door since the murder that happened there in 1997. One day Bella looks out her window and a compellingly handsome man is moving in. Bella doesn't date. But Mom is a serial dater. When Mom gets a load of Edward he becomes the focus of all her attention. (Pulled and Published Mar. 1, 2015 on Amazon as Me and Mom Fall for Spencer by Diane Munier.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 3244 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Prettiest Regret by TheFicChick reviews
He looks like summer. He looks like freedom. He looks like the best kind of bad idea.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 372 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tip of the Spear by Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy reviews
The "tip of the spear" - in the military, they are the front line; the initial attack that draws first blood. As a CACO in the United States Marine Corps, Capt. Masen delivers that leading blow, too. He's often faced with handling the collateral damage this life can bring. He's accepted that love & commitment aren't for him…until she opens the door.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 238,971 - Reviews: 7168 - Favs: 2,936 - Follows: 3,264 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Serenity's Prayer by ladylibre reviews
COMPLETE! When Edward takes Bella into the forest to dump her, her reaction completely surprises him. Will this be the end of B&E or will they find a new path to forever? A canon-based yet very different AU approach to New Moon. Some OOC and OC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 242,786 - Reviews: 2634 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Keepsake by windchymes reviews
Some things you never forget, they just hurt too much to remember.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 165,561 - Reviews: 5186 - Favs: 3,125 - Follows: 3,133 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Copy Room by Edward's Eternal reviews
Sometimes flippant words are really the truth spoken out loud. What happens when someone overhears you and decides to give you what you secretly want but never knew?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,207 - Reviews: 7562 - Favs: 3,534 - Follows: 2,949 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Words with Strangers by Nolebucgrl reviews
EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,499 - Reviews: 13452 - Favs: 4,395 - Follows: 3,405 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19296 - Favs: 8,431 - Follows: 6,614 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 79,552 - Reviews: 8505 - Favs: 3,421 - Follows: 2,117 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7371 - Favs: 10,145 - Follows: 5,734 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Turkey Baster by counselor reviews
Bella is determined to get pregnant. What's the difference if she uses a high tech appliance or a crude flesh appendage, it's all just delivery systems, right? And here he comes now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 66,674 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Royal Rebellions by xNimCee reviews
Bella Swan is no stranger to hard work, but everything changes when she is forced to work in Cullen Manor, the home of America's royal family. Her encounters with a certain prince cause her to wonder if the rules are worth following. MODERN DAY. AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 192,603 - Reviews: 4709 - Favs: 4,510 - Follows: 2,829 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Royal Encounters by xNimCee reviews
Prince Edward's POV of Royal Rebellions. This is a series of outtakes only, NOT a full story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,594 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7133 - Favs: 5,165 - Follows: 3,292 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Me Mercilessly by TLS Lyrics and Lemons Contest reviews
Submission #30 for TLS Lyrics & Lemons O/S Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cake by PinkDaisies4 reviews
Bored in class one day Edward agrees to a bet with Emmett and Jasper that he must bed any girl of their choosing. The target? Bella. Will this be the "cake-walk" Edward professes or will he learn the lesson of his life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,800 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 4974 - Favs: 3,530 - Follows: 3,151 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14198 - Favs: 15,137 - Follows: 8,253 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8838 - Favs: 7,449 - Follows: 3,876 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4476 - Favs: 5,498 - Follows: 2,031 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Same Time Next Year reviews
A big-city doctor and small-town writer meet when attending separate conferences at the same Seattle hotel. They spend what is supposed to be an anonymous romantic night together. What will happen when neither can stop thinking about the other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Edward, Bella