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Joined 07-03-11, id: 3041687, Profile Updated: 07-11-12
Author has written 62 stories for Harry Potter.

You say foul loathsome evil little cockroach like its a bad thing.

I'm Adam, I'm terrible at "about me"s, and I like Harry Potter :) I like cheesy jokes, puns, facts and I find it hard to be upset. Autumn is by far the best season, "orchestrated" the best word, and long walks on the beach are far, far too cliche for anyone.

Did you know that bookkeeper is the only word in the English language that has three consecutive double letters? Now you do.

Also, bad spelling has no correlation whatsoever to intelligence.

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer? We're both lawyers!

Why couldn't the bike stand on its own? Because it was too/two tired! XDD Ah, homophones are great.

What eleven letter word is commonly spelled incorrectly? PM me the answer to that, or if you can't figure it out without the help of Google.

My favorite pairings are SnapexLily, ScorpiusxRose, RemusxSirius and HarryxDraco (mainstream much?)

My OTP is JamesxLily.

But you don't care much for all that now do you? What are you doing, now that you're done grinning like an idiot at my profile. Go read some more fanfiction! Sheesh.

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Eton Boy by Someone aka Me reviews
"It's this school, you think. This school is corrupting you, turning you into someone you didn't used to be. Making you feel things you didn't used to feel." :: Ernie/Justin, for Paula
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Justin F., Ernie M. - Complete
Blonde Jokes by LunaPadma reviews
Every day, Astoria Greengrass comes up to him and tells him another stupid joke. Every day, he doesn't get it. And yet, every day she comes back with a new one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G.
Sweet and Sour by Lavinia Swire reviews
She's Dominique and he's James and they're both bitter and sour and hey, maybe that's just what the other one wants. Birthday fic for matt-smiths! Cousincest, drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Dominique W., James S. P. - Complete
Fred the Second by Someone aka Me reviews
Fred II legally changes his name. :: "Fred Weasley died, twenty-one years ago. And he is sick and tired of forever trying to live up to a memory, because he is not Fred the first, and he will never be."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Fred W. II, George W. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by cherryredxx reviews
Draco's daily routine has Ginny in a fit of giggles, but will she have the last laugh? Written for Round One of the Genres Competition on HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
His World Comes Crashing Down by MissingMommy reviews
And the world slows down as he starts to count. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Zero.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Complete
Grief by HedwigBlack reviews
Molly reflects on losing Fred
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Molly W. - Complete
Surreal Experiences by Gamma Orionis reviews
After the fight with Harry, while Draco is in the hospital wing, he is paid a peculiar visit. Written for ToxicRainfall's Diversity Competition on the HPFC forum and as a birthday gift for Lessa-the-Lioness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
These Two Eyes by slightlysmall reviews
20-year-old Severus Snape reflects on his friendship and romance with Lily Evans Potter. Original song lyrics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
tasting snowflakes by keep my issues drawn reviews
/Because she's Rose Weasley, the Gryffindor Princess, and you're Scorpius Malfoy, the one who is always in the background./ ScorRose Christmassy drabble, for Jane! Merry Birthday!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Denim Romance by Someone aka Me reviews
They paint the same room so many times they've lost count. "They both know there's a war going on out there – for Merlin's sake, people are dying – but somehow, in this room, it seems like none of that can touch them." SB/RL, Fluff. T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Let's Fall in Love by xXGoldie12Xx reviews
"Let's flirt in the middle of class, and laugh our butts off in detention. Let's sit at the others table in the Great Hall, and snog where everyone can see us. Then, we'll say it was a joke, for their benefit, but do it again tomorrow. Let's fall in love"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
anorexia nervosa by Appointment reviews
He's a compulsive, over-analyzing perfectionist; he's anorexic. Written for The Sickness Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Albus S. P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
From Teddy Remus Lupin, Aged Six and a Half by Addicted-To-Sugar-Quills reviews
Dear Dad, My teacher told me that I had to write a letter to a person who was far away and I chose you because you're very far away even if Uncle Harry says that 'the ones who love us never really leave us'...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Teddy L., Remus L. - Complete
Who Am I? by JustCallMeBooRadley reviews
Inside Draco's thoguhts as he doubts whether or not he is even a person or if he's just his father clone and if it could be differant. Please read, I'd appreciate it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
Ridiculous by Gamma Orionis reviews
Narcissa as a repressed slut. Lucius in drag. Written for the Bellatrix Lestrange Chat Thread and for Luck O' The Irish Seamione's Romance Competition
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
big bird in a small cage by Appointment reviews
Ginny wishes to be Fred's little sister once more. Post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Ginny W., Fred W. - Complete
Sadist by Gamma Orionis reviews
When Bellatrix tortures Alice, the pleasure she gets from it is far from asexual. Written for astronauts' Anything and Everything Pairings Challenge and Freya-Rhianna's Under-appreciated Pairings Challenge on the HPFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Bellatrix L., Alice L. - Complete
Two Babes and a Baby by Alla Bethony reviews
Ivy is used to Harley Quinn bringing strange things home, but this is ridiculous...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy
Wedding Night by Gamma Orionis reviews
Lucius is thrilled with his new wife, but she's revolted by the idea of... that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Extraordinary by candycity reviews
[James/Lily] She's like a drug, and she's taking away your extraordinary-ness, but you're addicted and it's too late; you can't pull away.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Complete
Between Sisters by Gamma Orionis reviews
A second entry for daysandweeks's Hot Sauce - or not so much Challenge on the HPFC forum. On Bellatrix's wedding night, her sisters spend some quality time alone together. Rated M for a very, very good reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Andromeda T., Narcissa M. - Complete
How Tom Felton and Daniel Radcliffe Discovered Drarry by Reinamy's Cloud reviews
In which Tom Felton and Daniel Radcliffe discover Harry/Draco fan fiction, Tom becomes obsessed, and Dan frets over the utter bizarreness of his life. Tom/Dan RPS. Harry/Draco implied.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,553 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Complete
Crossword Puzzles by Asking Me Where My Love Grows reviews
Ron asks Hermione to marry him via crossword puzzle. Romione fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Doubt by AsterLea reviews
FIRST PRIZE in the Boggart Competition at HPFC. Percy's post-war boggart. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Percy W., Fred W. - Complete
fading by Queen of Stuff reviews
For astronauts psychological disorders challenge...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Scorpius M. - Complete
The Effects of Azkaban by Someone aka Me reviews
And Sirius is raw. Burned. Flayed open. Because every bit of pain hurts just a little bit more. Every bit of rage burns just a little bit brighter. Every ache of loss throbs just a little bit more. And he'll never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sirius B. - Complete
Dear JK Rowling by helotastic reviews
Tomorrow, the movies will end, but the magic will live on. A letter I wrote just pouring my heart out and thanking Jo for the books that were my childhood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Complete
In The Summertime by M'rika reviews
"They were lying in the grass, lazily passing the day in a haze of ice-creams and half-hearted grass fights." Oneshot. Summer with the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Ball is in your Court by A Sirius Crush On Moony reviews
For the 'Idiom challenge' by SlytherinPrincessxXx. Remus/Sirius slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2011 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Even When it Hurts by Someone aka Me reviews
"It is those we live with and love and should know who elude us." –Norman Maclean :: Even when it hurts, Harry smiles. But she sees right through him, like always. :: Very, very slight Harry/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Getting It by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Very silly ficlet, written after reading HPGoF. Greg Goyle just doesn't get it, Draco tries to show him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stockings by fury-shashka reviews
Nobody knew the nuances.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
An Ugly Green by NarglesInTheMistletoe reviews
James is over Lily. Maybe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/1/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy's Guide to Rose Weasley by ClassynSassy reviews
Here are 10 rules about Rose Weasley that I, Scorpius Malfoy have come up with. Follow the rules at all costs. AN: Hey everyone in fanfiction land, you should READ THIS and REVIEW THIS. I liked writing this I hope you like reading it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Encounter by PuzzlePrince reviews
How the Scarecrow and the Riddler come to an agreement. Scarecrow/Riddler.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Edward N./The Riddler, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Love Story by Someone aka Me reviews
Rose/Scorpius, based on Taylor Swift's Love Story. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
9 Months and a Week by xJasmine reviews
Zero is pregnant. Kaname stays by his side. Follow their experience with pregnancy and childbirth. Things don't always go as planned. Slash, yaoi, fluff, KanamexZero, mpreg. Yes, mpreg and fluff! Please read and review! Includes news on other fics!
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
Ithorian Vanilla by TempleMistress reviews
Anakin and ObiWan steal a quiet moment together in a tub after a short mission on Tatooine. Shameless indulgent schmoop. AO slash
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3349 - Favs: 6,944 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Wakeup Call by TempleMistress reviews
ObiWan uses whatever means necessary to get Anakin to wake up. ObiWan&Anakin. Slash, PWP.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
See those boys? I bet they're in love by Ainsi C'est Amour reviews
A cute story about how it's okay to be different, and someone's going to love you no matter what. Don't be afraid to fall, someone'll catch you in the end. HD slash but very adorably so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Special Brownies by ChibiWhiteFerret reviews
Draco tricks Harry into eating special brownies, Gryffindor boys (yes, plural) get high. Something happens with Snape, McGongall and jell-o; Trevor flies... H/D slash in later chapters. *Not a pothead fic* CHAPTER 22 UP (the end! *cries* R/R, please!))!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,128 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/15/2002 - Published: 2/7/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
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A Wizard, a Witch, and Harry reviews
"We pretend to be grown-ups. We do grown-up stuff. You can be the daddy, and I'll be the mummy." Severus doesn't understand the appeal of growing up, but he'd play the game if only to grow up with Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Every Rose Has Its Thorns reviews
Scorpius has trouble telling Rose he loves her, so gives her a single rose. When she rejects him, he vows to discover her favourite flower, in order to win her heart. Multiple chapter composed of drabbles, A-Z.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
They Call This Throbbing Love reviews
"A casual beat being skipped was not a problem. The pitter-patter when he had made Remus laugh was nothing. But this... throbbing; this was the kind of throb that hurt with the intensity it produced." One-sided puppy love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Idiot's Lantern reviews
"She looked like he imagined she might have when she was a little girl - her hair flying behind her and her dress flowing around her like they were wading in an ocean of grass. And all the fireflies were little, bitty fishes, and they were catching them because it was fun and that was all the excuse they needed."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Biggest, Baddest Death Eater reviews
Lucius is the biggest, baddest Death Eater around - and he deserves Penelope, with her blood so clean. After all, finder's keepers. Right? Freeverse poem for M&MWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Lucius M., Penelope C. - Complete
Tying the Knot reviews
"You know," Lily said with an air of smugness, as James attempted the challenge once more. "I was told that if a boy couldn't tie a cherry stem in his mouth, it meant that he was a bad kisser." Lily and James decide to tie the knot - in more ways than just one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Favourite Leather Jacket reviews
"Well if I'm a natural stud muffin, that makes my best girl a natural twat muffin." James discovers that some girls might not wish to be called that, and Lily discovers that James looks amazing in Sirius's favourite leather jacket. Drabble for MissingMommy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Caterpillars Transform Too reviews
Happiness is something that can't be made, but instead stems from a person's actions. And all Ginny really wanted in life was to be happy. HermionexGinny femmslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Shattered Fairytales reviews
James forbids Lily to see Severus. And they have the worst disagreement they will -ever- have.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Borderline reviews
"They call you borderline, because they say that you're stuck on a border. You only see things one way or another, and you've never had the ability to see "gray." Your life exists only in colours of black and white, and you can only be black. And you can only be white. " Sirius's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Sirius B. - Complete
Buckbeak reviews
Harry forces Draco to make civil with Buckbeak after the War. Drarry drabble, including lots of fluffiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
As Simple as Vacuuming reviews
'"Oi! What in the bloody hell is that?" Sirius yelped, gingerly getting to his feet and as far away from the vacuum as possible.' Simple Marauders drabble, with a hint of beloved RemusxSirius slash. For the Word Count Drabble Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Five Times Severus Almost Told Lily He Loved Her reviews
What's worse? Saying something and wishing you hadn't, or saying nothing and wishing you had? Unfortunately Severus got the chance to experience both.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
On Washing Your Best Friend reviews
Lily finds an adorable black dog on her front porch, and just wants to give it a bath. James, however, sees the dog for what it really is. His best friend. Fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
And Pretty Lilies Didn't Fall in Love with Snakes reviews
"Because what if he never got the chance?" A Severus and Lily freeverse poem about how he wishes he can stop the lying.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Confession reviews
"To be honest," said the Sorting Hat in his ear thoughtfully, "I had a long debate with myself on whether she was a Ravenclaw or a Gryffindor." James is in Dumbledore's office and asks the Sorting Hat about himself and about Lily. Simple drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2012 - James P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Until the End reviews
"I promise you Lily Marie Potter. I will stay by your side until the very end." JamesxLily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Blades of Grass reviews
"They really ought to be doing homework, but James was happy that Lily could admit some things were more important than top marks. Like spending time with the best beau in the world, of course." James and Lily romance on the lawn of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fitting reviews
Draco and Harry, as a couple, have always been fitting. Which was the most beautiful thing about them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Swan Song reviews
Draco's thoughts in the moments before he is saved during the Fiendfyre rampage in the Room of Hidden Things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How to Kiss Rose Weasley reviews
"Before you kiss Rose Weasley, you might want to look at her, and consider." Scorpius/Rose. As the title tells it. Feedback is greatly appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
What Azkaban Taught reviews
"Azkaban had taught him flamboyancy too. Be unreasonable, and loud, and dress like a member of the Weird Sisters. Be the outcast that no one can afford to be, just because you can."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Scabior - Complete
Can't We Be? reviews
A Scorpius and Rose drabble poem. Can't we be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Suddenly We're Dancing reviews
"It's swirling, and moving, and feeling no rhythm, yet needing no beat." Free verse RemusxSirius poem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Weasley Sweater reviews
Draco and Ginny spend their first Christmas together, and Draco gets a very unexpected gift. A Draco/Ginny fluff drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Cliché reviews
"For the longest time we were the couple that no one wanted to be around. We were the cliche- the kind of love that people only ever read in books- Romeo and Romeo, and he was whispering the sweetest words in my ear." Scorpius/Albus, Scorpius/Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Enchanted reviews
A Hermione/Draco one-shot based around the story "Enchanted," by Taylor Swift. A very abstract concept; you've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
So You'd Know reviews
Teddy Lupin goes to his parents grave and just talks. No pairing. He decides to let them know just what they missed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Teddy L. - Complete
Homework reviews
Hermione forgot her homework in the Dungeons. Hermione/Pansy with warnings inside. Extreme adult content, femmslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Albus' Crush reviews
Boyish behavior on the parts of Scorpius, Louie and Albus. Albus has a crush and Louie finds out it hits a little close to home. Warning for incest- only the thought of kind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Albus S. P. - Complete
Score reviews
The Rose-sided reaction, when she comes out to Ron and Hermione that she is dating the infamous Scorpius Malfoy. RosexScore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Rose reviews
Scorpius comes clean about his relationship to his parents. Rose/Scorp.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Narcissism reviews
Written for the "Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall" Challenge. Harry/Draco and Draco/Draco with the aid of our all time favorite potion- polyjuice! Warnings for spoiler . It's rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
HunnyBunny and Floppy Coats reviews
A Tonks/Remus drabble about picking nicknames and why that went down how it did. Pure sugar.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
A Falling Plan reviews
Not rape. Not consent. Another one of those. Draco/Harry in the seventh floor corridor. Let's hope all goes as planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mommy reviews
Six-year-old Sirius is afraid that Walburga is dead, because she's just frozen in that picture perfection. Written for the I Love You Mommy Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Sirius B., Walburga B. - Complete
Herbology and Potions reviews
What do people think of when the hear the name 'Neville Longbottom' As opposed to 'Draco Malfoy'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Neville L., Draco M. - Complete
In the Office with a Powerful Blonde reviews
An Arthur/Lucius PWP that takes place in Weasley's office. On Perkins desk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Arthur W., Lucius M. - Complete
Life Moves On reviews
Draco is a little less than something after the war, and breaks up with Pansy for it. For the Break Up Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
A Wilting Flower reviews
Bellatrix finally gets Voldemort to give in. Bellatrix/Voldemort pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Prosper reviews
A young Gabrielle Delacour suffers from Wizards Tourettes and Fleur decides not to give in and help her little sister.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Gabrielle D., Fleur D. - Complete
Honor reviews
Mad Eye tries NOT to think about Albus Dumbledore after his death, and not about how it's affected him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Alastor M., Albus D. - Complete
Marionette reviews
In which Draco see's the world through eyes affected with Synaesthesia Disorder, which includes 7 short Draco/Pansy drabbles corresponding to the colors of the rainbow.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Standards reviews
An non-consensual but liking it all the way Druna fic. Draco just had to lower his standards to make himself feel better.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
The Act of Not Acting reviews
Lupin felt a need to avert his own eyes. "Oh." He repeated. "You knew." She was a very smart girl... how could she not? The signs were all there, just no one looked. Remus/Sirius with a questing Hermione/Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
When It Rains reviews
Astoria hated the rain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Astoria G. - Complete
Man Against Nature reviews
Rodolphus considers himself to be a man against nature. Poetic and fragment-laden.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Forge and Gred reviews
Light little drabble about Fred musing on George...Or is it George musing on Fred? Fluffy. Like cotton candy. Incecstual thoughts. Read if you must.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
Gum reviews
Harry is broken up after Sirius' death, and Luna always finds a way to help those in need.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Letting Go reviews
A Cygnus and Narcissa drabble about a fathers ability to let go.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Cygnus B., Narcissa M. - Complete
First Time reviews
Tom meets his match for the first time. Riddle/Hand. And some fawning over the 'pretty Malfoy boys' :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Books reviews
We all know about 'too much of a good thing'. Some Charlie/Books and Charlie/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Addict's Withdrawal reviews
We've all been addicted to something before. Warning for cutting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Regulus B. - Complete
Need reviews
Draco is homesick and Luna provides little comfort. For the Random Pairing Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Hide and Seek reviews
Draco ponders his reasons and perceptions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Blaise Z., Draco M. - Complete
The Woes of the Heartbroken reviews
A heartbroken Lav-Lav after the break-up. Simple little drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Lavender B. - Complete
Turn of Events reviews
Maybe Seamus drank some Felix Felicis, because he DEFINITELY got lucky. Seamus/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Seamus F., Fleur D. - Complete
Hold Me reviews
Draco knows his safe base is in Harry's arms. Stimulate Your Senses Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Don't Speak reviews
Draco finally becomes a man. Written for the Stop and Start Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Control reviews
Bellatrix holds the control against all others. WARNING: Knife play ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Crazy reviews
A Hermione/Ginny drabble about how Ginny thinks she may be going crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Musings: One Way reviews
Draco might love his father, but it's a one way street he's walking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Complete