Hello, my name is Bella, I'm 35, and I'm a megalomaniac.

I hate Twilight and most forms of Reality TV.

I love Doctor Who and Torchwood, and I'd do anything (anything legal, anyway) to be allowed to work on either one of these shows. In fact, I would like anyone in a position of power in the BBC who may read this to consider the stories posted here as a writing portfolio and job application.

The Magic of Torchwood (Harry Potter - Torchwood)
In which the Torchwood team are transformed into eleven-year-olds and sent to Hogwarts.

WIP, posting it as I write it. Prisoner of Azkaban, Goblet of Fire, Order of the Phoenix, Half-Blood Prince and Deathly Hallows were originally intended to be posted as separate parts, but they seem to be blending together and running on in a single vast multi-chapter.

There has been a bit of a hiatus recently, but I am still working on it. You can blame Missy for the most recent few months of delay.

Female of the Species (Doctor Who)
Set during series' 3 & 4, in which the Doctor is transformed into a woman... right before Utopia.

Mortality (Torchwood)
Sort of kind of sequel to Female of the Species, in which Captain Jack Harkness spends series 2 of Torchwood as a woman... and pregnant.

Planned sequels include...

Humanity (Torchwood)
Continuing the story from Mortality into Children of Earth (WIP, unposted).

Family (Torchwood)
Set during Miracle Day (still in the planning phase, only a couple of scenes written).

Discrepancies (Doctor Who - Torchwood)
Set during The End of Time.

So many questions about the Master's take-over of humanity. Sex? Pregnancy? Human individuality? What even counts as human, anyway? My answers to all of these and more, and a happy ending to boot.

You Either Die A Hero (Torchwood)
Or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Ianto gets sent to the future, and is recruited by the Time Agency. WIP, posting as I write it.

Blood of Time (Torchwood - Vampire: The Masquerade)
Starting from just after series 1 of Torchwood. Prior knowledge of Vampire: The Masquerade not required, but may earn easter-eggs.

Ianto gets turned into a vampire. WIP, posting as I write it.

Life In Hell (Doctor Who - Torchwood)
Set right after Death In Heaven.

I have a sequel planned for this, but it's still early days yet.

Killing Time (Torchwood - Dexter)
I'm a huge Torchwood fan. I watched Dexter. This happened. It was inevitable.

Rise of the Racnoss (Doctor Who - Torchwood)
In which the Doctor failed to slay the Empress of the Racnoss.

WIPs:
Not ready to start posting these yet, but the fact I've mentioned them here is a sign that I'm determined to finish them...

Human .15 (Torchwood)
Imagine Ianto and Lisa forced to wait in line to be upgraded by the Cybermen at Canary Wharf. Now imagine they were standing in the wrong order.

What Once Went Wrong (Torchwood - Quantum Leap)
Sam Beckett wakes up in bed with Jack Harkness. Oh yeah, and he's leaped into Ianto's body... right before Children of Earth.

Untitled Body-Swap Fic (Torchwood - Doctor Who)
Everyone with a mind like mine is practically obligated, at some point, to write one of these. It was coming along very nicely, until I needed actual plot... now it may take some time. I actually have two, this one and an all-Torchwood one. Neither want to have real plot, which is a bit of a dilemma.

I'm also in the process of writing several other fics, mostly crossovers, mostly involving Doctor Who and/or Torchwood. Whether any of them make it to this website or not is debatable, as my priorities are on finishing what I have started first.

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