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Joined 07-03-11, id: 3041834, Profile Updated: 06-08-15
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Vampire: The Masquerade, and Dexter.

Hello, my name is Bella, I'm 32, and I'm a megalomaniac.

I hate Twilight and most forms of Reality TV.

I love Doctor Who and Torchwood, and I'd do anything (anything legal, anyway) to be allowed to work on either one of these shows. In fact, I would like anyone in a position of power in the BBC who may read this to consider the stories posted here as a writing portfolio and job application.

The Magic of Torchwood (Harry Potter - Torchwood)
In which the Torchwood team are transformed into eleven-year-olds and sent to Hogwarts.

WIP, posting it as I write it. Prisoner of Azkaban, Goblet of Fire, Order of the Phoenix, Half-Blood Prince and Deathly Hallows were originally intended to be posted as separate parts, but they seem to be blending together and running on in a single vast multi-chapter.

There has been a bit of a hiatus recently, but I am still working on it.

Female of the Species (Doctor Who)
Set during series' 3 & 4, in which the Doctor is transformed into a woman... right before Utopia.

Mortality (Torchwood)
Sort of kind of sequel to Female of the Species, in which Captain Jack Harkness spends series 2 of Torchwood as a woman... and pregnant.

Sequels will include...

Humanity (Torchwood)
Continuing the story from Mortality into Children of Earth (WIP, unposted).

Family (Torchwood)
Set during Miracle Day (still in the planning phase, only a couple of scenes written).

Discrepancies (Doctor Who - Torchwood)
Set during The End of Time.

So many questions about the Master's take-over of humanity. Sex? Pregnancy? Human individuality? What even counts as human, anyway? My answers to all of these and more, and a happy ending to boot.

You Either Die A Hero (Torchwood)
Or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Ianto gets sent to the future, and is recruited by the Time Agency. WIP, posting as I write it.

Blood of Time (Torchwood - Vampire: The Masquerade)
Starting from just after series 1 of Torchwood. Prior knowledge of Vampire: The Masquerade not required, but may earn easter-eggs.

Ianto gets turned into a vampire. WIP, posting as I write it.

Life In Hell (Doctor Who - Torchwood)
Set right after Death In Heaven.

Why are all my Master fic ideas asking questions about what the hell he/she was thinking? This is one of those... sort of. 9/10 chapters written, posting slowly for reviews (hint hint).

Killing Time (Torchwood - Dexter)
I'm a huge Torchwood fan. I watched Dexter. This happened. It was inevitable.

The first two chapters can be read as a self-contained short-fic. It might be continued at some point in the future, but don't hold your breath.

Not ready to start posting these yet, but the fact I've mentioned them here is a sign that I'm determined to finish them...

Heart of a Time Lord (Torchwood - Once Upon A Time)
Tweaking OUAT's timeline just a bit so season 3 ends shortly before the Year That Never Was. Regina Mills meets Harold Saxon... could this be true love?

Human .15 (Torchwood)
Imagine Ianto and Lisa forced to wait in line to be upgraded by the Cybermen at Canary Wharf. Now imagine they were standing in the wrong order.

What Once Went Wrong (Torchwood - Quantum Leap)
Sam Beckett wakes up in bed with Jack Harkness. Oh yeah, and he's leaped into Ianto's body... right before Children of Earth.

Rise of the Racnoss (Doctor Who)
In which the Doctor failed to slay the Empress of the Racnoss. This one's been so close to finished for ages, with only the final fight sequence left to write. I will get it eventually.

Untitled Body-Swap Fic (Torchwood - Doctor Who)
Everyone with a mind like mine is practically obligated, at some point, to write one of these. It was coming along very nicely, until I needed actual plot... now it may take some time. I actually have two, this one and an all-Torchwood one. Neither want to have real plot, which is a bit of a dilemma.

I'm also in the process of writing several other fics, mostly crossovers, mostly involving Doctor Who and/or Torchwood. Whether any of them make it to this website or not is debatable, as my priorities are on finishing what I have started first.

Reviews are the blood, the blood is the life!

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The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,132 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 3,696 - Follows: 4,381 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 195,256 - Reviews: 6314 - Favs: 12,237 - Follows: 14,052 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
The Chaotic Three by Darth Malleus reviews
Take one of two surviving Jedi, a former Stormtrooper of The First Order and one of the greatest pilots in the history of the Resistance. What do you have? You have a huge wrench in a Sith Lords plans. Time travel.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 195,973 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,308 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Anakin Skywalker, Yoda, Finn, Rey
The Decoding by Aduro reviews
Third in The Code trilogy. Draco's a genius who denounced Voldemort and was disowned. Now he's staying at the Order, helping find the rest of the Horcruxes while trying to keep his sanity. He might learn a lot there...if he lets himself. Next story now up - The End Code.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,142 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Draco M., Bill W. - Complete
Blue Coats and Guarding the Rifts by Colleen reviews
You wouldn't think that Jack having a backup coat and uniform would have been a bad idea, but when rifts, hellmouths and Halloween combine Xander ends up in a great coat of trouble. BtVS/Torchwood crossover.
Crossover - Buffy X-overs & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,611 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Jack H.
That Which Holds The Image by RubbishRobots reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Paradoxical by Dubbers reviews
The Doctor pays the TW3 Hub a quick visit, leaving the team one down again, but it's not Jack who's gone. And Torchwood's troubles just keep mounting as a Time Agent appears among them wearing a hauntingly familiar face. Bits of Janto and others.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 87,025 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Ianto J.
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 2,483 - Follows: 280 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Year Of Blood by Xennie.B reviews
Sequel to "Secrets Of Blood" - The Master has taken over the world but he's not the only alien that has an interest in the earth's future. The TW Team are forced to face a few home truths as they team up w/ the Pirask to save their Cpt and the World.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,944 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Birth by lillyankh reviews
A face in her mind, a tearing, wrenching pain in her gut. Spoilers for The End of Time 1, gore.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2010 - The Master, Gwen C. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11819 - Favs: 17,541 - Follows: 7,019 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
AU Torchwood Convention by Tylluan reviews
The setting is post S2 for this, so some minor spoilers may apply. The following is a time line where Captain Jack, Ianto and Gwen investigate an odd rift anomaly and find themselves in far different place than they expected to be....
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,595 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Secrets of Blood by Xennie.B reviews
After their outing to the countryside Ianto's forced to go through some major changes. Physically, mentally and emotionally and only Jack can help him through them, cause the others can never find out.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,332 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Swapping Sides by Lana Aurelius reviews
Yeah, big bad, does something to the Doctor, who now has to deal with the female side of his psyche. Enter Jack and Torchwood and things are going a little crazy! Finally finished.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,153 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Any Sufficiently Advanced Technology by smrt1 reviews
Torchwood crossover. A certain group of people from Cardiff have become eleven year olds! And are now off to Hogwarts, of course, because what else are they supposed to do? CoS AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,265 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Zacharias S., Owen H.
The Code Breaker by Aduro reviews
Sequel to The Code. Draco's part of a team of code breakers, translating messages from Ministry spies overseas because of Death Eater threats. Bill is a contact in France.7th year, not HBP compliant, summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 181,015 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Draco M., Bill W. - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2621 - Favs: 7,007 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The Code by Aduro reviews
AU,6th yr. Draco has a secret, he's a genius. Bill Weasley is teaching Ancient Runes. 6th year brings debate class, mystery, horcruxes,etc full sum inside, not slash, complete, thanks to my beta!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,436 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Draco M., Bill W. - Complete
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Blood of Time reviews
Shortly after Jack ran off to find his Doctor, the team have a run-in with a vampire and Ianto finds himself in a world of darkness. Rated T because it's Torchwood.
Crossover - Torchwood & Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,319 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/21/2016 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Ianto J.
The Magic Of Torchwood reviews
The Torchwood team have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Set between Adam and Reset. Rated T because of Jack Harkness, swearing, mature themes, slash etc... it's Torchwood!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 142 - Words: 544,134 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 7/6/2011
Life In Hell reviews
Following on from, and containing spoilers for, Death In Heaven. Jack/Master, very messed up hurt/comfort relationship.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,593 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 6/8/2015 - The Master, Jack H. - Complete
Mortality reviews
AU-spinoff-sequel...thing to Female of the Species. Will make no sense unless you've read at least the first 10 chapters of that. Jack Harkness returns to Torchwood, but something is very different about... her?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 166,317 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Jack H.
Killing Time reviews
Dexter finds himself in Cardiff. Contains spoilers for Dexter season 2 and Torchwood season 1.
Crossover - Torchwood & Dexter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,453 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Jack H., Dexter M.
You Either Die A Hero reviews
Or Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become The Villain. Ianto Jones wakes up to find himself in the fifty-first century. The Usual Warnings: Slash, swearing, mature themes, time travel... Jack Harkness, eventually.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,433 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Female of the Species reviews
The TARDIS decides she has enough fuel for one more little trip before insisting on taking the Doctor and Martha to Cardiff for a pit-stop. That one little change will affect so much. Female!Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 178,718 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Discrepancies reviews
Spend enough time around aliens and you become like them... some of us sooner than others. AU after End of Time part one... and HUGE spoilers, will make no sense if you don't watch BOTH episodes first.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,519 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - The Master, John H. - Complete
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