Catatonic Muse
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Joined 07-03-11, id: 3042663, Profile Updated: 07-07-11
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.

My screen name, Catatonic Muse, was chosen because
1. It is completely impossible to find one that is free (a task that becomes even more difficult when one's sibling is offering choices such as 'Fallacy of Fallacies' at every turn), and
2. Because I have (unfortunately) abused my muse so much that it has gone into a catatonic state. So far, it hasn't decided on a gender, but I'll let you know when that changes.

I have tons of free time this summer before I head across the pond, so I'm going to see how many stories I can churn out in the next month and a half.

I figure that no one is actually seriously interested in what I have to say about pairings and such, so I'm going to attempt to keep this profile short and to the point. If you're really that interested about me, just send me a PM. Which I seriously doubt. By the way, my favorite characters are Severus Snape and Bellatrix Black.

If you find any grammatical and/or spelling errors, please let me know so that I can go and die from humiliation.

And finally--please review. I hope to get at least a few pieces of feedback for each story, so please help with that! Also, please be brutally honest. I can take it. Any feedback will inspire my muse!


I, Catatonic Muse, solemnly swear I am up to-wait, wrong one. Whoops! But seriously,

I, Catatonic Muse, solemnly swear to review EVERY fic I read.

All my readers; please do the same.

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A Day of Nights reviews
Written for the Make an Album into a Story Competition from the HPFC forum. A series of one-shots from the life of Bellatrix Lestrange. Bellamort
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Together Forever reviews
Written for KeepDreamingLily's '30' challenge. A series of drabbles highlighting moments in love. Bellamort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Best Friends reviews
Written for the Million and One Quotes Challenge on HPFC forum. Victoire talks with Dominique about best friends and betrayal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Victoire W., Dominique W. - Complete
Crazy Dreams reviews
Written for marrissa gnokawitz's Hardest Challenge Ever on the HPFC forum. The point is to guess the character.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Complete
Beating the Bad House Elf reviews
Written for the Expecting Rain's Cruel and Unusual Pairings Challenge. Warnings: Explicit references to Necrophilia and Pedophilia. Voldemort/Dobby's Corpse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Voldemort, Dobby - Complete
Picture Perfect Love reviews
Written for the 'Cruel and Unusual Pairings' Challenge on BL:TDLML. Kreacher does what he can for his mistress. Warning:Disturbing. Kreacher/Walburga Black's Portrait
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Kreacher, Walburga B. - Complete
Cissy, Do You Love Me? reviews
Narcissa meets Bellatrix after her incarceration and questions Bella's sanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Glorious Broomstick reviews
Crackfic. Ron really wants to touch Harry's broomstick, Harry isn't sure that is appropriate. Seamus overhears the conversation. Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Sum of All Fears reviews
A series of Neville-centric drabbles about his encounters with Bellatrix Lestrange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Neville L., Bellatrix L.
Tentacles and Tailpipes reviews
Oneshot. Written for the 'cruel and unusual pairings' challenge at BL:TDLMF forum. A midnight rendezvous between the Giant Squid and Mr. Weasley's Flying Car. Squid/Flying Car
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Giant Squid - Complete