Author has written 2 stories for Edward Scissorhands.
Guten Tag, my lovely Fanfiction comrades and welcome to my profile.
Words I live by:
"Whatever you are, be a good one." Abraham Licoln
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."
“Guard your heart above all else, for it determines the course of your life.”
FOUND THIS ON DARIASILVER'S PROFILE FROM THE ORIGINAL TIM BURTON "ALICE IN WONDERLAND" SCREENPLAY...WHICH HE FOOLISHLY CUT OUT OF THE FINAL DRAFT!! GRRR!! READ IT IF YOU LOVE ALICEXHATTER!! 'CAUSE THIS PROVES A ROMANCE WAS PLANNED FOR THE MOVIE BETWEEN THE TWO!!
Behind her, a dark form rises. The Jabberwocky's vast wingspan darkens the clearing. It swings its reptilian head, whips its pronged tail, extends one deadly claw and adjusts its vest.
Taking in the daunting size of the creature, Alice can barely contain her fear. The Hatter takes her hand.
MAD HATTER: Listen for my voice.
ALICE: But this is impossible
MAD HATTER: Only if you believe it is.
His words spark a memory of her father.
ALICE: "Sometimes I believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
MAD HATTER: An excellent practice, but just at the moment, you should focus on the Jabberwocky.
MAD HATTER: Oh Frabjous Day! Callou! Callayl
He bursts into an enthusiastic dance of unbridled joy.
ALICE: What's he doing?
CHESHIRE CAT: Futterwacken.
At the end of his dance, the Hatter grabs Alice and kisses her passionately.
Chessur puts a comforting arm around the disappointed Mallymkun.
The White Queen leans down to the still bleeding neck to catch a drop of its blood into a vial.
WHITE QUEEN: And blood of the Jabberwocky.
She approaches Alice.
WHITE QUEEN: Alice. You have our everlasting gratitude. And for your efforts on our behalf.
The Queen hands the vial to her. Alice takes it.
ALICE: Is this the way home?
WHITE QUEEN: Drink.
Alice lifts the vial to her lips.
MAD HATTER: Don't.
MAD HATTER: Stay with us.
She gasps at the idea...the crazy mad idea. She looks at him and her gaze travels to the strange and wonderful beings she's met in this strange and wonderful place. But then, thoughts of her mother and sister and unfinished business intrude on her fantasy.
ALICE: I wish I could. But there are questions I have to answer.
She glances at the White Rabbit.
ALICE (continues): And things I'm late for doing.
She drinks the potion, shuddering at the taste.
MAD HATTER: You won't remember me.
ALICE: I will!
He abruptly kisses her one last time. He whispers.
MAD HATTER: Fairfarren, Alice.
ALICE: Fairfarren, Tarrant.
IF YOU JUST SQUEALED LIKE A CRAZY FANGIRL, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!
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98 percent of teens immediately think "Cullen" when they hear the name "Edward". If you're one of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands", copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this into your profile.
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if you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
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...I'm your baby. You don't know me yet, I'm only a few weeks old. You're going to find out about me soon, though, I promise. Let me tell you some things about me. My name is Kierstin, and I've got beautiful brown eyes and black hair. Well, I don't have it yet, but I will when I'm born. I'm going to be your only child, and you'll call me your one and only. I'm going to grow up without a daddy mostly, but we have each other. We'll help each other, and love each other. I want to be a doctor when I grow up.
You found out about me today, Mommy! You were so excited, you couldn't wait to tell everyone. All you could do all day was smile, and life was perfect. You have a beautiful smile, Mommy. It will be the first face I will see in my life, and it will be the best thing I see in my life. I know it already. ... ... ... ... Today was the day you told Daddy. You were so excited to tell him about me! ...He wasn't happy, Mommy. He kind of got angry. I don't think that you noticed, but he did. He started to talk about something called wedlock, and money, and bills, and stuff I don't think I understand yet. You were still happy, though, so it was okay. Then he did something scary, Mommy. He hit you. I could feel you fall backward, and your hands flying up to protect me. I was okay... but I was very sad for you. You were crying then, Mommy. That's a sound I don't like. It doesn't make me feel good. It made me cry, too. He said sorry after, and he hugged you again. You forgave him, Mommy, but I'm not sure if I do. It wasn't right. You say he loves you... why would he hurt you? I don't like it, Mommy.Finally, you can see me! Your stomach is a little bit bigger, and you're so proud of me! You went out with your mommy to buy new clothes, and you were so so so happy. You sing to me, too. You have the most beautiful voice in the whole wide world. When you sing is when I'm happiest. And you talk to me, and I feel safe. So safe. You just wait and see, Mommy. When I am born I will be perfect just for you. I will make you proud, and I will love you with all of my heart.
I can move my hands and feet now, Mommy. I do it because you put your hands on your belly to feel me, and I giggle. You giggle, too. I love you, Mommy.
Daddy came to see you today, Mommy. I got really scared. He was acting funny and he wasn't talking right. He said he didn't want you. I don't know why, but that's what he said. And he hit you again. I got angry, Mommy. When I grow up I promise I won't let you get hurt! I promise to protect you. Daddy is bad. I don't care if you think that he is a good person, I think he's bad. But he hit you, and he said he didn't want us. He doesn't like me. Why doesn't he like me, Mommy?
You didn't talk to me tonight, Mommy. Is everything okay?
It's been three days since you saw Daddy. You haven't talked to me or touched me or anything since that. Don't you still love me, Mommy? I still love you. I think you feel sad. The only time I feel you is when you sleep. You sleep funny, kind of curled up on your side. And you hug me with your arms, and I feel safe and warm again. Why don't you do that when you're awake, any more?
I'm 21 weeks old today, Mommy. Aren't you proud of me? We're going somewhere today, and it's somewhere new. I'm excited. It looks like a hospital, too. I want to be a doctor when I grow up, Mommy. Did I tell you that? I hope you're as excited as I am. I can't wait.
...Mommy, I'm getting scared. Your heart is still beating, but I don't know what you are thinking. The doctor is talking to you. I think something's going to happen soon. I'm really, really, really scared, Mommy. Please tell me you love me. Then I will feel safe again. I love you!
Mommy, what are they doing to me!? It hurts! Please make them stop! It feels bad! Please, Mommy, please please help me! Make them stop!
Don't worry Mommy, I'm safe. I'm in heaven with the angels now. They told me what you did, and they said it's called an abortion.
Why, Mommy? Why did you do it? Don't you love me any more? Why did you get rid of me? I'm really, really, really sorry if I did something wrong, Mommy. I love you, Mommy! I love you with all of my heart. Why don't you love me? What did I do to deserve what they did to me? I want to live, Mommy! Please! It really, really hurts to see you not care about me, and not talk to me. Didn't I love you enough? Please say you'll keep me, Mommy! I want to live smile and watch the clouds and see your face and grow up and be a doctor. I don't want to be here, I want you to love me again! I'm really really really sorry if I did something wrong. I love you!
I love you, Mommy.
Every abortion is just…
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak
Stop Abortion Now. Re-post if you care
HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
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Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
If you've ever seen a movie so many time you can quote it word for word, copy this to your profile.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
Stupid Racist People...
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On Sears hairdryer:
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On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
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On a child's Superman costume:
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Next to a kid's place:
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