"There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed."

— Ernest Hemingway

Hey y'all! You can call me Zel or any variation on the username. A few things relevant to my fics:

1) I joined this site as a kid and a lot of my old fics were written in middle or high school, so keep that in mind. I keep them up for the nostalgia but the writing is nightmare fuel to me now lol. Just keep that in mind if you decide to wade into my older works! 2) I do not have a beta reader and, to be honest, my brain is barely functioning on an average day. I reread things five times before posting but there's always, inevitably, a typo or a missing word or some such. I appreciate when this is pointed out politely. Just don't be a dick about it, yeah? We're all here to have fun! 3) Updates will come when they come. I can't stick to a schedule, sorry. I wish that I could, however: see point number two. My brain is friiiied, y'all. I post when I can.

You can find me on tumblr @ zeleniafic. I have tons of character graphics, gif edits, and sometimes even drabbles posted for stories I am currently working on. Come chat! Only, be careful if you don't like spoilers — some of my edits will give away surprises that might take away from your reading experience.