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Joined 07-04-11, id: 3044721, Profile Updated: 09-25-14
Author has written 16 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Devil May Cry, and Mass Effect.

Greetings! I've been writing for about 12 years and have studied Creative Writing since I mastered keyboarding. I'm 22 years old and live in the USA. Best way to describe me is funny and slightly crazy. I do have an original novel in the works and everyone that reads/comments on my writing will receive a signed copy when it is finally published and I become rich and famous. :3

I'm a huge fan of Final Fantasy, particularly Final Fantasy 7. I am a die-hard Cloti and that will never change. However, you will never, EVER see me write smut. Just isn't my kind of party. But humor, now, I can practically guarantee you hilarity in almost everything I write. I'm also a die-hard fan of Devil May Cry, and belong to that 2% of fans that does not read/like/write/want any yaoi in my DMC fanfiction.

I do belong to that rare species known as the female gamer. I particularly like action games such as Devil May Cry, Uncharted, inFamous, Deus Ex and so on. Give me a good battle, a good plot, and a good character and I'm happy. I've also been playing Dungeons & Dragons for 11 years. Final Fantasy is a great weakness of mine and I've only played one game in the series so far that I really HATE. I've also recently gotten into Mass Effect (I know, I'm late to the party, but fashionably so) and I'm more than happy to giggle and gossip with folks over the trilogy. I have no shame.

So, enough about me! On to the good stuff -- fanfiction!

"I write for the same reason I breathe -- because if I didn't, I would die." -- Isaac Asimov

UPDATE, SEPTEMBER 25TH, 2014: So, yes, I am still alive. But I highly overestimated how much free time I would have over the summer. I don't know what to say, guys -- shit just got insane. I have a boyfriend now and that does take up time as you all well know -- I've also dedicated myself to a lifestyle change, with a clean diet and regular strength training exercise. I'm trying to turn my quality of life around, trying to learn how to cook, and trying to learn a dozen other things (sewing, Krav Maga, martial arts, etc.) all at the same time. My life has exploded. School just doesn't help either -- I had to do work OVER THE SUMMER for this one class and I can't tell you how much that pissed me off.

But there is hope! This is my last year of college. And with the job market the way it is, I won't be doing anything but freelance for a while. I regret to say that I've been so insanely SCHEDULED all the time, I haven't even had time to write my book in this insanity. Family issues aren't helping -- my parents are, after 39 years, on the brink of divorce. *sigh* Things just seem to get worse, but once I'm done and clear of college, I will be able to calm down a bit and gather my wits. The last two years have just really burnt me out when it comes to work on anything -- it's taking all I've got just to keep up. So I'm very sorry to leave you guys hanging like that, but I swear to God, I have no intentions of never coming back. Observe the quote above this text -- because that quote is true. And I'd never leave you guys (well, maybe if I went to Mars or something, but still...) I hope you guys can forgive me one day.

I promise, I will make it up to you.


Works

Life of Strife: A collection of one-shots dedicated to the worst days of Cloud's life. Have a gleefully wicked idea you want Cloud and Co. to suffer? PM the idea to me and I'll write it up!

The First Time...: A collection of one-shots that detail the 'first time' moments of Cloud and Tifa's long relationship. Readers are HIGHLY ENCOURAGED to submit ideas for this collection! Every 'first time' a relationship can possible go through is to be detailed here, from first gift to first embarrassing date, to first fight. Anything you can think of, I'd be more than happy to make a story from it.

The Shadow Broker Files: A collection of one-shots in the Mass Effect universe, some written for fun, some written for challenges, and others just written because my imagination keeps me up at night and wants to explain things. Thane/Fshep is my main pairing because of reasons, but isn't the sole focus of the collection.

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News by LawGrad07 reviews
A different take on how Thane's romance could have played out through ME3. I am a believer in happy endings, love and the right to live. I will not, therefore, let Bioware simply kill the Drell. Not on my, or my Shepard's, watch.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,940 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
Interstitium by AssaultSloth reviews
Flashbacks, interstitial scenes, and backdoor dealings. A companion to ME2 focusing on characters and worlds, big and small.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 535,038 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Shepard (M), Garrus V., Miranda L., Tali'Zorah - Complete
You've Got Mail! by TenyumeKasumi reviews
When Kai Leng sends a mocking message to Shepard's terminal after the commander's defeat on Thessia, the crew decide that a little spammy revenge is in order.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,161 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Kai Leng
The Mako Special by Palo112 reviews
AU Cloti. Long running story. Set in a world a little closer to our own. Rated T for language, may go up in later chapters.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,062 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
Slipping by Lindira reviews
In his final days, Thane slips into memories of his last love. A love story in glimpses and stolen moments. F!ShepxThane. Spoilers for Mass Effect 3. Complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,473 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Resolution by Ezri Krios reviews
Thane Krios unexpectedly survives the Reaper war and reunites with some old squad mates. All accept his Siha. If she isn't dead, it is feared she must be in great jeopardy. Despite the team's desire to locate Shepard, they first must find out if the war is really over.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 147,731 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
Shepard's Daddy Issues by TenyumeKasumi reviews
Mordin had come to see Shepard as the treasured daughter he never had, seeking his advice and regales of his past battles almost everyday whenever she could spare. So when it comes to giving bedroom advice to his little girl's alien boyfriend, it's only natural he would take an unprecedented interest in the matter. Too bad Garrus didn't see that coming.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Garrus V., Mordin S. - Complete
For Their Own Good by kitsune13 reviews
a one-shot collection - Cloud and Tifa *fluff warning*. Chpt. 50 - she's always wanted to understand him better. THIS however may be just a bit too much. A tandem story with Ves and the confusing consequences of fighting new monsters for the first time. Original game setting.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 141,457 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
Synodic Day by Exia reviews
He is a drell assassin. She is a human spectre. The only thing shared between them is loss. Until the day they meet, and teach each other how to love again.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,718 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Thane K., Shepard (F)
Rescue by Dr. Jekyl reviews
The Shadow Broker's supposed to shed no tears, have no friends, and, certainly, take no lovers.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Feron
The Heart Asks for Pleasure First by Chi Kyoku reviews
A month after taking down Saren, Shepard spends Christmas shore leave with her favourite turian C-Sec officer on the Citadel. Movies are watched, gifts are exchanged, and two war heroes celebrate their unlikely friendship.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,751 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)]
There Is No Sea by BlackAvalon89 reviews
Thane spoke of meeting her across the sea. Shepard had died once; there was no sea. Now he is gone, and Shepard must cope with the fact that she will never see him again. But not all things are as they seem. Originally a ME Kink Meme fill. Some language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,794 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Responsibility by GypsyReaper reviews
Set in a slight ME2 AU. Shepard decides Grunt need to learn some responsibility, and so gives him a common Earth pet. Who will win the ensuing battle of wills? Grunt or the kitten? Shepard X Garrus implied . Rated T for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,462 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - U. Grunt - Complete
Dignity by StrangestWords reviews
Quick Tali/Kal drabble. Tali sprains her ankle helping with the rebuilding on Rannoch, and Kal'Reegar over-reacts.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Kal'Reegar - Complete
Things We Lost in the War by 1shot reviews
She loves a man whose skin is poison. AKA: perhaps you also played through ME3 and felt something was missing? This is for you. Spoilers to the end.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Tentacle Lover by Chi Kyoku reviews
Garrus goes out for drinks with his C-Sec co-workers on the Citadel, and one of them makes the mistake of insulting the commander. Unfortunately for him, turians don't take that sort of thing lying down.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/7/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
Chicken Soup of Nibelheim by 4thFromTheFurnace reviews
Sometimes even the infantryman needs a good swift kick in the pants. Or in this case, a good reason to take his mask off. Crisis Core. Cloud x Tifa. Writing Challenge: #41.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Cakewalk by BruHaeven reviews
In which Cloud and Reno are trapped in a walk-in freezer. Hilarity ensues. And Cake. NOT YAOI. CxT.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Not A Word by Juliet'sReplacement reviews
On Cloud's birthday, he just wants to avoid the disaster that happened last year when Yuffie tried to give him a party. But this year, what does Cloud REALLY want? Cloti Oneshot, extreme Fluff at the end.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Banishing Nightmares by Petal Dust reviews
Tifa's been having nightmares that are really taking a toll on her, and Cloud has no idea how to help. Until one night when she resorts to drinking and he discovers what's been plaguing her...Now what can he do to fix things? Cloti, one-shot, post-AC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Devil by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
A furry new addition to the 7th Heaven family sets off all Cloud's warning bells. Soldier instincts never die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2011 - [Cloud S., Tifa L.] Marlene W., Denzel - Complete
One Moment Among Many by Juliet'sReplacement reviews
Late one night, Cloud is finding it difficult to sleep. Usually, he doesn't sleep, but this is different. Particularly when Tifa wakes up.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Nightmares by Juliet'sReplacement reviews
CloTi oneshot. When Tifa's with Cloud, what does she dream about? I mean, there are the good dreams more often than not, but what happens in her nightmares?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Through His Head by Juliet'sReplacement reviews
What goes through Cloud's mind when he's talking to Tifa- and vice-versa? I believe this has answered that question... I do not own any characters in any way.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Ticklish by WishingDreamer5 reviews
"Don't change the subject, Cloud. I bet you're ticklish." This sentence had started it. Cloud should have known what would happen next. After all, she was looking at him with those big dark, questioning eyes that practically screamed that she was up to something...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2011 - [Cloud S., Tifa L.] - Complete
Worn Clouds by WishingDreamer5 reviews
When Cloud comes home after a tiring day, he looks like he's about to die. The first thing he does is give Tifa a bone-crushing hug, like he never wants to let her go, like he's afraid of losing her. Just when Tifa wants to ask him what spooked him like this, something highly unexpected happens...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/26/2011 - [Cloud S., Tifa L.] - Complete
Dated by Juliette Louise reviews
Thane and Shepard prepare for their first long-anticipated outing. Nearly everything seems to be getting in their way. Third in a trilogy, with "Probed" and "Dosed".
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Barmaid Blues by Ava Chanel reviews
Edge is holding its first ever 'Beauty of the Slums' competition and both Yuffie and Marlene seem to think they've got a chance at winning – in the form of the sultry barmaid, Tifa Lockheart, that is. Post AC, hints of CloTi. Completed.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,762 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Tifa L. - Complete
Word of the Day by Kainos Ktisis reviews
Because I'm an English nerd. An eclectic collection of oneshots inspired by Dictionary-dot-com's Word of the Day. Cloti. Mostly canon-verse.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,846 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
Sorry I'm Late by dinkleberg reviews
A night under the stars sparks a feeling Cloud never realized had existed. Cloud/Tifa, oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Mass Effect Challenges by popehippo reviews
Just my collection of 100-ish word drabbles, as inspired by the prompts of the lovely LiveJournal community, me challenge! No particular story, timeline or even canon Shepard in mind; just a bunch of little stories. T for a wide range of themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2011
Lighthearted by Sarcasm Turtle reviews
A series of mostly humorous episodes, starring Karina Shepard, the sassy, sarcastic savior of the galaxy, and everyone's favorite gentleman assassin. FemShepxThane.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,569 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
For Such Loss, Abundant Recompense by kalenel reviews
And here we have a series of scenes exploring different facets of a developing relationship between FemShep and Thane. It's not love at first sight for these two, and like any two people they have to work at understanding each other.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,082 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Show of a Lifetime by eyyowlf reviews
For the price of a Yeldrai Theatre ticket, you could buy helium rights on Bastzuda or a year's lease on the famed Illium Crystal Isles. Gugrug Shuddug bought out the entire upper deck. Not because he loved the show. But because he could.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Thane K. - Complete
Best Hug Ever by Adven277 reviews
Tifa has received hugs from almost every one of her friends-except from her boyfriend Cloud, so now she's determined to have her very first lover's quarrel, but it backfires. Cloud/Tifa. Short fluff, I guess.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Improper Memories by Ava Chanel reviews
Cloud recalls the time when he had been a vegetable and Tifa had nursed him back to health. He especially likes to recall the memories that involved bath water, soap, sponges and very little clothing. Cloud x Tifa one-shot, post-AC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Complete
Cloud Strife Is Not An Emo by TheEndOfTomorrow reviews
Cloud has a terrible dream, which leads to a small interrogation and an interesting accusation. In two parts. Cloud x Tifa fluff included in doses. T for language and safety.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
A Simple Sort of Life by wickedtrue reviews
Shepard always thought she would hate retirement. Instead, here she was on some backwater moon, keeping beady eyed little devil chickens, her stepson had moral objections to the goat, and she rather liked it. Femshep/Thane
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Thane K., Shepard (F) - Complete
Bedroom Borders by Ava Chanel reviews
It can be difficult sharing a bed with a stranger...CloudxTifa one-shot, post-AC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Day to Day Life by Sekihara Tae reviews
One shot shortfics, featuring Cloud, Tifa, Denzel and Marlene. Some are in response to prompts from various communities, and others are just things that asked to be written. There will be fluff here.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 25,425 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
Protection by Sekihara Tae reviews
The rest of the party is far too concerned about their sex life. Humor, possibly crackish. Rated for themes, not content.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Diaries of A Broken Man by Horky reviews
Between delightful ducks, flying panties, cake wielding spirits, shaved heads, exploding bananas, manskirts, and flying Wutai Stank bombs, it had never been more true than now. Love IS a battlefield.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 154,633 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Husk by Emantsal reviews
A small look at Shepard after Thane's death as seen through the eyes of his son, Kolyat, and her best friend. Rated T for mild language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Garrus V., Kolyat K. - Complete
Familial Moments by O'Ylia reviews
-Stories want to end. They don't care what happens next. Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad.- On the other hand, I do and I speculate. And then I write. A collection of after AC snippets of mostly Cloud, Tifa, Marlene and Denzel. Completed: 19th Aug
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 107 - Words: 81,253 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Cloud S. - Complete
Little Black Dress by Vulthrize reviews
It is just before Kasumi's loyalty mission, and Shepard is running around the Normandy in a tiny black dress. Ship productivity flatlines as everyone on board, even Garrus, takes notice.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Just Breathe by popehippo reviews
50 single sentence challeng from the 1sentence community on LiveJournal, with the claimed pairing of Female!Shepard and Thane Krios.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Thane K., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Itch by popehippo reviews
Things can be uncomfortable, embarrassing, weird, bothersome, and completely unknown in a new relationship. And that's before you even add in the 'alien' factor... A Thane/Shepard story. An awkward one. T for swearing and partial nudity.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,198 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Holiday by popehippo reviews
Holidays can be rough. Even more so when it's a human holiday about romance, ritual and sex and you're... not human. Oneshot, FemShep/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
BodyPUMP by xoVanilla-Bean reviews
It's actually a gym class - not a popular physical activity. Um. Right? — CloudTifa — AUish.:For kitsune13:. happy birthday !
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Tifa L., Cloud S. - Complete
Forever by Valentine'sNinja reviews
She had been their spirit, their star, keeping them going, and holding him together. Fifty sentence challenge, CloudTifa.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Motley Sum of Fleeting Moments by Hyperbali reviews
When life is hurtling towards you and the entire universe seems to have been upended, it is a comfort to find solace in and make memories with someone else who understands.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,794 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Aftermath at Afterlife by Scrollmouse reviews
How would you unwind after seeing off a deadly enemy, when the galaxy doesn't even know you triumphed? Femshep and Team try to relax after events of ME2. Rated M for language, to be safe. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Confession by WellingtonBoot reviews
He had heard it, the pain laced in her voice and hidden in her dark eyes. It triggered something in him. He had been wasting time. No more waiting around! He had to make a confession... once and for all. Set after Advent Children.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Dosed by Juliette Louise reviews
In the process of apprehending Morinth, Shepard is dosed with an illicit substance. Thane is forced to trip-sit. Can he defend himself from Shepard's wandering hands for an entire evening? Does he even want to? Companion piece to "Probed".
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Tender Prey by Juliette Louise reviews
Post-Game. On a tip from Liara, Shepard and Thane go to a remote research outpost to investigate Prothean ruins. An old enemy is waiting for them.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,165 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Say It This Way, Spiky by LatteJazz reviews
How do you tell the girl you’re infatuated with that you want to spend the rest of your life with her if you’ve never even been able to utter the simple words, “I love you”?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
The Gift by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Cloud can't come up with a gift for Tifa. What could possibly make this Yuletide unforgettable? Christmas oneshot, nice and fluffy for the kiddies!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
The Most Eligible by ClarityInObscurity reviews
Cloud finds himself being mauled by women. Only Tifa can help him out. Some humor involving Cloti.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Excuse me, I love you by MsRainey reviews
Cloud x Tifa. Cloti. A series of one shots displaying daily life for the Planet's heroes.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 43,861 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
There for You by punkiemonkie reviews
It was a simple, normal thing for her to have a nightmare in the middle of the night, but it helped Cloud finally find his place with his family. --Oneshot. Cloud/Tifa--
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Just a Note by Vahkhiin reviews
A little after Advent Children, Cloud thinks that he might just tell her, but he can't find the right words to use. So he thinks he'll just kiss her and see what happens. Cloud/Tifa
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Tales Within Tales by kitsune13 reviews
an AU that started out as pure late night insanity and then had the nerve to develop an actual plot! Plot starts at chapter 13 - insanity before. Chapter 112: We're finally there. Sephiroth and Cloud, Zack's mystery, Aerith's fate, and Tifa's family.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 112 - Words: 291,234 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Tifa L., Cloud S. - Complete
physical atrocities by xoVanilla-Bean reviews
Let's get physical! — TifaCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Tifa L., Cloud S. - Complete
Insecurity by Kainos Ktisis reviews
Celebrating my fifth year anniversary here at fanfiction-dot-net. Cloti fluff. Oneshot. Post AC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Believe by Valentine'sNinja reviews
Tifa was the only person who had ever truly believed in him, but Cloud finds that after one night, he may have to prove to her just how serious he is about his feelings for her. CloudTifa, VincentYuffie.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,690 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
Say Good Bye by Krissby reviews
After Tifa gets injured, Cloud is reminded of certain memories with her.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
Cloud : The Sneaky Diary Reader by Hillary Wood reviews
COMPLETE. Tifa's birthday is coming up and Cloud doesn't have any idea on what to get her. He decides to peek into her diary and finds out things he never intended to know. #33 of the 50 PROMPTS challenge Investigate. CloTi. Read & review please
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Hanging by a Moment by punkiemonkie reviews
A few months after his Geostigma was cured, Cloud has melted back into place in his makeshift family. Things can’t always stay the same though, and Tifa learns that sometimes, one moment is all it takes to change everything --Cloud/Tifa--
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Chocophobia by LatteJazz reviews
Betcha didn't know young Cloud was afraid of chocobos...xD
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Devil Inside by punkiemonkie reviews
Every night I dream that the girl I love gets murdered, and the one who kills her...is me. Cloud is caught in a struggle for his life, his sanity, and the woman he loves. --Cloud/Tifa. Rated for violence, mild language and mild sexual themes--
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,555 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Paper Folding by Qwi-Xux reviews
He had never been very good at art. *one-shot, CloTi*
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Snowball Effect by punkiemonkie reviews
It’s snowing in Edge, and on the way home from the store, Cloud finds out the hard way that Tifa has pretty good aim. --Oneshot. Cloud/Tifa.--
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Frail Equilibrium by JadedPanda reviews
In Dante's early years, before his days as a seasoned demon hunter, the boy that would someday defeat Mundus first came face to face with his own demons and the insanity twisting an entire city. OC, mild language, some gore & horror. version 3.0
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 167,836 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Dante - Complete
Scarred Perfection by MsRainey reviews
Cloti Cloud x Tifa. His scars are beauty to her eyes.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
I'll Be Home For Christmas by 4thFromTheFurnace reviews
Cloud promised he'd be home for Christmas, but he runs late again.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Never Let You go by Vahkhiin reviews
I found you and now I know, that I will never let you go. CloudTifa
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Waiting On The Stars by rEckLeSsLy.cOnFIneD reviews
[Cloud x Tifa] For tonight, she seemed more preoccupied with the heavenly lights. For tonight, he seemed more preoccupied with her. [oneshot]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,191 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Sardines by Kainos Ktisis reviews
This is what happens when two adults who are very much attracted to and have deeply rooted feelings for each other get stuck in a small dark space. Cloti fluffiness galore. Enter at your own risk of suffering cavities. Post AC. Oneshot
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Warriors Don't Get Sick by MakoRain reviews
Tifa is sick and can't sleep...this is Cloud's way of making it all better.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Just Like Everyday by ellumina reviews
It was a habit. Cloud would get the children to bed, get Tifa to bed, and then go to bed himself. But he still had to get it right... Cloti. Onsehot
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Here I Stay by Tallulah876 reviews
Post AC Everyone is filled with hope again. Now that their burden's are gone, will they finally be able to make a life together? Don't read if you haven't seen Advent Children. cloti
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,325 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
Tangled Thoughts by Mana Mihara reviews
Cloud and Tifa reflect on each other. [CloudTifa][Post Advent Children]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Here I Return by Tallulah876 reviews
Before Advent Children. Each chapter begins with Cloud returning from a job. The future seemed bright at first, but slowly things for Cloud and Tifa began spiraling downwards.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,567 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
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The Shadow Broker Files reviews
A collection of one-shots with the characters we all know and love. Romance, hilarity, tragedy, and a lot of sheer awesomeness - it's all here in the Shadow Broker Files. (Thane/Shepard is my primary pairing.)
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,429 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013
The First Time reviews
A collection of one-shots that detail Cloud and Tifa's 'first time' moments in their long relationship. Hopefully in chronological order! Readers encouraged to submit ideas. Cloud's POV.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,391 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
Divine Intervention reviews
Dante meets his guardian angel. Definitely not what he expected.
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Dante - Complete
Change of Wardrobe reviews
Cloti, post AC. Tifa wants Cloud to update his wardrobe and put more color in there other than navy and black. Cloud resists, but Tifa has ways of persuasion that are hard to resist...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
The Biggest Fangirl reviews
Post-AC, Cloti. Tifa's having a REALLY good day. As such, she decides to pull a little tease on the object of her love. Cloud never really stood a chance. Posted early for Tifa's B-day.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Laundry reviews
Post-AC, cloti oneshot. Tifa is doing yet more chores, but Cloud has other romantic ideas in mind... More chores should be interrupted like this!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
Recriminations reviews
Cloti one-shot, post AC. Cloud gets home from a job; everything seems fine. But when Tifa goes missing in the wastes between Kalm and Edge, he must rush to her rescue... if he isn't already too late, yet again.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,066 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Making Repairs reviews
Cloti Oneshot, Post AC. Cloud is at home, just doing his thing at the end of the day, when Tifa walks in and asks the big question: Do you love me? Choose your next words carefully, Spiky...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Tifa L., Cloud S. - Complete
Life Of Strife reviews
Post AC, some Cloti. Cloud is having a really shitty day. Woe to those who make it worse. Rated for strong language it's a really bad day! The only story you'll find under 'humor' and 'angst' genres! One of my favorites so far.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Cloud S.
GiftWrapped reviews
Cloti one-shot, post AC. Cloud gets home from a long day at his mercenary job killing things and looks forward to relaxing for the night. And... wait, where is his shirt? It was here just a minute ago...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Sickness reviews
Pre-AC, Cloti oneshot. Tifa is deathly ill and Cloud must leave his self-exile to tend to her. But will it be too little or too late?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
A Measure of Wealth reviews
Post AC, some Cloti. It's poker night and the gang is having some roaring fun! Features a drunken Yuffie, a mad Vincent, and a very flirty Tifa. Possibly the funniest thing I've ever written.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Cloud S. - Complete
Blankets and Bedclothes reviews
Cloti oneshot, post AC, NO smut. It's the middle of winter and most of the city has lost power. Cloud and Tifa desperately try to keep warm until the power is back on and find that the best thing to ward off the chill is someone to share the warmth with.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Tifa L., Cloud S.
Missing reviews
CoudxTifa oneshot. Watch the movie carefully, you see it's sunset when Cloud disappears in the explosion, and morning/midday when he wakes up in the church. For all anyone knew, Cloud was dead. This details how Tifa endured that long night.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Tifa L., Cloud S.
A Hero's Duty reviews
Cloti oneshot, post AC. No smut. Dangerous levels of comedy. Cloud and Tifa took a vacation in Costa Del Sol, and it's up to Cloud to save her from the cockroaches that are so abundant there...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
In Vino, Veritas reviews
Cloti oneshot, post AC. Cloud and Tifa are taste-testing some microbrews that local breweries want to sell to the bar, and as a result they get very, very drunk. Hilarity ensues.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Cloud S., Tifa L.