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Author has written 3 stories for Death Note.

I like cake


.*really loud fan-girl scream*... Well that was fun o.0


I like 2D and Murdoc Gorillaz fanfic it's just so... Odd!!


Something random about Death Note Lawlz


.*randomly starts to hum the first song that pops in to my head* XD


RULES:

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

4. Tag 10 friends, including me

5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.

6. Have Fun!

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?

feel good inc. (gorillaz)

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

milkshake

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

clint eastwood (gorillaz)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

thanks for the memories (fall out boy)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

21st centery digitle boy (bad riligon)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

caremeldansen

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

all the small things (blink-182)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

poison

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

junjou romantica opining theme

WHAT IS 2 + 2?

cha-ching (hedly)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

whow is me

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

black and yellow

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

what the hell (avril laving)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

perfect XD (hedly)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

my world

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

let the boidies hit the floor LOL (droowning pool)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

bad boy

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

misery bisness

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

cinderella

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?

the lazy song

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

monsters XD

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

numb

WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO AT 11 PM?

broken


I'm soo board... School kind sux right now cuz we're getting ready for mid-terms...


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the night that you happened by dark itachi lover reviews
Envys tailing the Elrics. Looking to make his night a little more interesting, Envy plans to have a little fun with edward. this is boy on boy. you have been warned :
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,147 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Edward E., Envy
Spa Time by x.Mrs.ItachiUchiha.x reviews
LEMON! yaoi, SasuNaru. What happens when Sakura takes Naruto out for a day at the spa, and a certain raven haired masseur happens to catch his attention? UPDATED/REVISED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Family Affairs by melissaaax3 reviews
What happens when the rulers of two nations decide to make play dates for their very different sons? Gaara, meet Naruto. A story of friendship, and the challenges of love. cross dressing, YAOI, cute fic. might have lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,599 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara
Bitter kisses by Kikokomai-chan reviews
Near gets top grade, beating Mello. Mello, enranged, decides to sexually harass Near. High Lemon,yaoi, non con in next chapter. WARNING,read at your own risk. MelloXNear, smut : READ!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,965 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Mello, Near
Forever by NearxMello reviews
This is my first DN story and I hope you enjoy. It's about MelloxNear. WARNING:There WILL be language and yaoi. Lemons WILL in in later chapters!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,484 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Kiss Away The Pain by Forbiddensoul562 reviews
He hated him... absolutely despised Near. But, when Near comes asking for help... how can he say no? Re-write of Broken Pride. Eventual MxN.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 79,453 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Stormy Nights by brokenheartsandtears reviews
Near is scared of storms and runs to mello's Bed
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
Secret by EvilCannibalPanda reviews
Near should've kept his mouth shut. He shouldnt have told Matt his secret. And he may have just kept it to himself if he knew then just how far things would go. Rated M to be safe
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,062 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
All Just Because I Ran Into That Bishonen by TheHanyouAlchemist reviews
Imagine this! You're walking one day and you run into a beautiful boy named Edward. He offers to take you home, and when you get there you meet his hot roomates Kyo, Inuyasha and L. Let the games begin!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,588 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward E., L
Wammy's House Drabbles by MaliciousGod reviews
Just a collection of random drabbles from Wammy's house in no particular order. MelloxMatt NearxMello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 10,237 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Mello, Near
Guilty Pleasure by DuskyHorizon reviews
Envy and Wrath have been captured and now are in a lab facility. After bugging Roy, he puts Ed and Al in charge of them for a whole week. What will go on? Ed/Envy AL/Wrath Yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Edward E., Envy
Orange by Satan's Sweeties reviews
Orange: a secondary color created by mixing the primary colors red and yellow. Collection of Mello/Matt stories; as such, it will contain shounen-ai/yaoi, strong language, and general awesomeness-it's Mello and Matt, awesomeness in its purest form.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 63,986 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Mello, Matt
Trouble in D Minor by MaybeTommorrow reviews
AU new for me, I know Edward appears to be a totally average high school student, at first glance anyway. Envy, however is not, being a musical genius and all, this is their story.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,383 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Thanksgiving Awkwardness by Poppy5768 reviews
It's Thanksgiving at the Work Force and Matsuda overhears an awkward conversation between L and Light in the kitchen. No lemon, but it's implied! M for the suggestiveness.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Office Play by Evan Sabaku reviews
Sasuke's in a meeting but keeps getting distracted by someone under the desk. yaoi, NaruSasu, smut without plot, lemon, bad language, cursing, Don't like then don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Melody To The Sea by Raz Recker reviews
Before there was only music, but now they had just begun to learn how to dance. SasuNaru. AU. Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Waiting by YaoiAndOtherDrugs reviews
Naruto has grown tired, Sasuke has to wait to join the Dope. pure fluff but with some adult-like angst. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What really happened in the Valley of the End by AkumaNoDanna reviews
SasuNaru. This part of the series had to be left out due to rating issues. If you read chapter 218 carefully enough, you were probably able to get the meaning of the hints. If not, you're slow and this one's for you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lollipop Luxury by YaoiAndOtherDrugs reviews
SasuNaru. Naruto hates pink but loves Sasuke and Sasuke thanks him with a song. Summary sucks. Warnings inside. Sakura bashing, the title says it all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
gay by Charm the Dragon slayer reviews
charm: i just had to do this. oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
How to Annoy by FlutterStutterBOOMBOOM reviews
Yes, it's been done, but never by ME! This is how to harass, bother, aggravate, and generally make each character from Death Note hate you.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010
Touch Me by bmsnakia361991 reviews
Light couldn't take it anymore. He felt like he was dying. He was a healthy 17 year old boy. Without any privacy at all. What the hell did L expect him to do?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
I Love You, Mihael by iHugzYu reviews
Mello dramtically storms into the common room, finding Near, he grabs him, forcefully, only to kiss him, ;3;.. Find out more, by clicking the title, and reading , NxM. Wrote this a long time ago. Lol :o , Read and Review, please. Ty :D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
Urgent Business by Little-Retard reviews
Mello had always had sort of a crush on Near. Now stupid Matt is in the way of that. Why did this concern Light and L, even when they were thousands of miles away?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
Can You Say Comeback? by PerrfectPorrcelain reviews
Mello and Near say what's really on their minds. M for Language
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Near, Mello - Complete
Just Dance, Mello by SetxYourselfxOnxFire reviews
Based off of the cover of Lady GaGa's "Just Dance" by Gary Go. After Mello and Matt leave Wammy's, Matt takes him too a club. MelloxNear rated M for Yaoi LEMON
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
Officer Uchiha by sasunaru-soul reviews
"As quick as that first kiss was Sasuke felt as if his body was going to erupt, years of teenage hormonal fantasy's came bubbling up to the surface, all revolving around the blonde who now had his fingers entwined in the ravens hair, deepening the kiss.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Without You by LemonFerret reviews
"Naruto liked sleeping. He was most at ease when asleep, because only when he was asleep would Naruto allow himself to pretend that Sasuke was still with him." Naruto is broken after Sasuke leaves, and Hinata is left to cradle the pieces. Sasunaru angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Summer at Wammy's by kit-kat-151 reviews
A sequel to Easter at Wammy's. A short story set in Wammy's in the summer of 2004. Mello/Near
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
A Present to Die For by Vaerin7 reviews
It's Sasuke birthday, so Kakashi takes them to Metal, the gambling town. That was his first mistake. The drinking game was his second. Now Sasuke finds himself waking up next to Naruto, his new 'wife'. What's a guy to do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,348 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Liquor Store Blues by Nami Erins reviews
They went to the bar just to pour out all their negative emotions through the help of alcohol, but when both of them crossed paths, everything changed, what would happen if two drunk people were left in one private room? NaruxGaara. A/U. One-shot. :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Junjou Fairy Tales by AnimeAddikt93 reviews
Your favorite fairy tales with Junjou characters.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Misaki T., A. Usami
Just One More Time by OneShotMarvel reviews
"Light-kun, do you know the reason I do not like sleep?" A small chat in the middle of the night between L and Light. What can go wrong? If only he remembered. One-shot, Complete.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Light's Mistake by CherryBlossem1233 reviews
Light took away L's sugar. L wanted sugar and he was going to get it. Rated M for lyric to the song and some things L says.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
No Tomorrow by XxHeartlessKissxX reviews
L has solid proof Light is Kira and he's ready to close the case, but he's started to love the killer. When Light wants to show he what might've been what will he decide? LXLight Lemon.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,741 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
L's Lollipop by SomeHideItBetter reviews
Warning: Major OOC and inncocent L
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Light Y. - Complete
The First Time by Raining Bananas reviews
"What Near never succeeded in remembering, though, was when exactly he'd fallen in love with him." Near goes through his annual ritual that formed January 26, 2010.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
Tastes Like Chocolate? by Alex Lawsford reviews
Light and L's first night together thanks to L's genius 'handcuffs' idea. What could this possibly lead to?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/8/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Sexual Intentions by ITILY reviews
Mello comes across some pretty horny stories in the shower, what will he do when he finds out who is writing them? MXN, S&M, oneshot, slightly non-con, please R&R.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
Experiment by Ratt9 reviews
"Has Raito-kun ever kissed a man?" Short oneshot/Drabble. Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Accident by RaInBoW SpRiNkLe MaDnEsS reviews
L has had way too much to drink. When he takes Light out for his break and is forced to go to the music store, ending up being suck in horrible traffic. Will the poor detective ever make it to the bathroom Warning: Omorashi/Watersport Lightxl
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
L Is For by JustGrace13 reviews
LxLight. Short drabbles, all having to do with words that start with the letter L. Some will be more fluffy, some angsty, some funny. Newest: Love- Light stared at the marble slab in front of him. There was no name, no inscription at all.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Guinea Pig by Cow Sorcerer reviews
L and Light get a guinea pig that L doesn't want. When the pig breaks something that Light cares deeply about, how will L make him forget? Warnings: Yaoi lemon
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Published: 7/30/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Fruits of Love by Somewhat Sentient reviews
Raito recieves a mysterious text from Ryuuzaki, aka L, and the events that follow are anything but what he'd expected...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Hear My Cries by MattieKai reviews
Mello and Near one-shot! It is a cute little story and will soon be put into a manga!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
Reward by SaneYaoiAddict reviews
As first place in Wammy's, Near is entitled to anything he wants, with no restrictions. So when he requests Mello as his reward, no one stops him-and Mello is required to follow every order.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,778 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Near, Mello - Complete
Trusting You by Eloise Kitty reviews
Light and L grow closer to each other.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Perfect Night by Moonlight Vampiress reviews
Sometimes its better to say things before its too late. Warning YAOI.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Lying Semen by StrawberriesxBeyond reviews
Matt's gameboy is broken leaving him to be bored all day by himself, until he decides to chat with Near. Yaoi. MattxNear Lime. First oneshot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Matt, Near - Complete
Tongue by Ashimaru-yfg reviews
Light is kidnapped by L. Short one shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Essence of a Murderer by XxHeartlessKissxX reviews
Light is stuck in nothingness, his mind is gone, he remembers sometimes, shackles that disappear into the abyss, his only company. He searches for his dark haired lover at their end. LXLight Fluff/Lemon and ANGST! :
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
What if They Were Secret Lovers by CallMeLivvy37 reviews
Rose is fed up with Misa's obsession over Light Yagami, so she decides to invent a wildly perverted tale to shut the blonde up for once. Warning: Contains graphic yaoi and some cursing. Light X L, in that order.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Cat and Mouse by NinjaKipz reviews
Oneshot . In the series, L and Light always played Cat and Mouse...but this time, they play it with a small twist. LxLight . Lime ? Read and Review , please !
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Odd by HereIGoAgain reviews
Ryuzaki was a strange person, primarily in the fact that he challenged Light, in every way possible. Light would show him exactly who belonged to whom. Light/L, lemon, AU.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Armstrong LIKE A BOSS! by What-the-Dark reviews
this is a day in the life of armstrong where he does everything LIKE A BOSS! WARNING: this fanfic is somewhat disturbing
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Alex A. - Complete
Naughty Boys by ElephantKhaleesi reviews
Mello decides to break into Wabari's office, but when a predetory Near finds out Mello will have to face the repercusions. Mello's punishment is inevitable. Warning: Yaoi, Mature Content. NearSeme and MelloUke. Ye Be Warned.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Near, Mello - Complete
I Want It by The Demon of Wrath reviews
L is eating a delicious strawberry cake, when Light comes and takes the strawberry! Rated M to be safe. ONE-SHOT
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Praying Mantis by Miss Bright reviews
Light is standing there. Watching, waiting, as though he has come to collect a prized meal. One-shot; L x Light.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Near Goes Shopping by The.Akatsukis.Fallen.Angel reviews
And Bacon-Strips
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Near, Mello - Complete
Golden by FlutterStutterBOOMBOOM reviews
See. Hear. Touch. Taste. Smell. The fives senses. But there is another ability most humans have, one we take for granted, one we don't realize the importance of until we meet someone without it. Two, actually- if you count love, that is. MxM.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,950 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Dare by Anarchist Angel reviews
Noodle and Russel go to the beach on vacation from Kong Studios, but Murdoc is left to take care of Shawn the giant closet head. What will become of Murdoc and Shawn? One-shot.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Murdoc N., 2D - Complete
Moment by yohlenyaoilover reviews
This is it. This is your moment. You've won. Light/L ManSlash M/M One Shot Spoilers for MidManga
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Stuck With Each Other by the labile affect reviews
Mello's not getting along with Near worse than usual. L comes up with an idea to solve this problem.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
M, My Name is Mello by Brat-Child3 reviews
Mello never made it a secret that he hated Near; so why did Near brand him with the nickname "Dear Mello?" MelloxNear, hints of LxLight. --New Title-
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,450 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Mello, Near
For Your Entertainment by HummingMe reviews
by Adam Lambert A songFic about Mello and Near. Oneshot Rated M for 'theme'
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
You brought me to my knees by xImperfectPerfectionistx reviews
"By I like you, I meant I love you," Near said, looking Mello in the eyes for once, "and I have since the day we met." Oh gosh MxN Shoot me now. D: Reviews accepted. One shot. T for swears.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
Sakura blossom hotel by BlackStarIsTheName reviews
Ok this is m old LxLight yaoi but better and fixed if u still hate it im srry T.T read my other stuff I really hate writing lemons they are difficult for me to write so bleh
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Pink by Kyra-Upton reviews
Yeah well... I wrote this at midnight. T for language. ... There's language in it, right? I know Matt says "damn". Ah whatever.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Matt, Near
Promise by Ancamna
Mikami horrible betrayed Matsuda when he tried to kill him using the death note. Lover betrays lover, kiss me, kill me, how will you brake me today?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Matsuda T., Mikami T. - Complete
Easter at Wammy's by kit-kat-151 reviews
A short story set the week before Easter in 2004. Mello/Near.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
MarshMellow by akiraxdeidara reviews
MelloxNear. Mello goes over to the SPK. Don't like yaoi? Don't read then. R&R
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
How to annoy the Hell out of by xDarkMelodiesx reviews
It's always fun to make fun of and annoy people! So why not annoy the cast of Death Note?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010
No More Sorrow by Fairylust reviews
Near is tormented. Mello is the tormentor with hidden feelings. Matt is just the guy on the sidelines. Oneshot! Warnings: Abuse, violence, rape & character death. ALL CREDIT GOES TO GREENKITTENKID4
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
Bob the Dino by Mananaol reviews
Mello has been keeping a secret. It's about time to fess up. Rated M: Story contains smex. :P
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
Reward by loochester reviews
MelloXNear. Mello somehow survived to see the end of the Kira case, and now lives and works with Near solving important cases, between 'other' activities. Unfortunately for Mello, Near works under a strict reward system. I suck at summaries. Yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Mello, Near
The Child by Unchained Insanity reviews
Okay, I got bored and wrote this. Rated M to be safe because of Mello being Mello and has M-preg. Don't like, don't read. Pairing is MelloXNear.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Near, Mello - Complete
Near's Reason by the labile affect reviews
Near doesn't like L. Mello wants to know why.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
I'm Coming by SparklyGlitter reviews
What if Near had died and not Mello? what would have happened? MxN oneshot rated T coz chlidren wouldn't like it
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
Vacancy by Dozing Dead reviews
When Raito discovers L is infatuated with him, he abuses this new potential advantage. But what will happen when his acting doesn't become much of an act anymore? RaitoxL, LxRaito, YAOI
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,281 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/25/2008 - L, Light Y.
It's Just Life by Satan's Sweeties reviews
An 11-part mini-fic in which Light has a zit, Halle gets locked out of her apartment, and Misa's pregnant... among other things, of course.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010
Chips and Dip by LittleFanGirl reviews
"Mels, I'm just dip to you aren't I?". Major OOC crack fic. NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. Implied MXM and MXN. T for safety.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
Too Much Eggnog by Meohy reviews
Things don't go as planned for Mello, Matt, and Near on Christmas Eve. Matt burns every batch of cookies he tries to make, Mello can't seem to string up lights without blowing fuses, and Near gets drunk off eggnog.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Near, Mello - Complete
Chronological Conundrum by Satan's Sweeties reviews
I inhaled sharply, sucking my cheeks in and biting the inside of my mouth. "It would appear as though I have somehow become sixteen again." L/Light, small Mello/Matt and Near/floor, sparse language, humor, altered circumstances.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,833 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - L, Light Y.
Insufferable by Lyralu reviews
Short, sweet and smutty. Near lures Mello to a safe, sound-proofed room... you can guess what happens next! Mature content. MelloNear. Enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Mello x Near Christmass Puzzles by Raine1712 reviews
It is almost Christmass. Mello does like getting presents, but he's not the best at giving them. The wammy kids are are given a peculiar assignment, which drives Mello nuts My summaries suck, please read XD MelloxNear, cuteness guaranteed!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Fallen Dice by Keirue reviews
"Well, well. It's almost winter. You better prepare to stay indoors, lest your precious SPK lose you in the snow." Without turning around to face the owner of the voice, Near knew it was him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
The Finish Line by NejiTenfanforever reviews
Mello decides to stay for a little bit at the SPK building to tell Near something. MelloxNear
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Small World by Satan's Sweeties reviews
It's god-awful late at task force headquarters, and all Light wants is some sleep. Unfortunately, L doesn't seem to be leaving anywhere fast. He decides to text a friend in England; a friend that L happens to know quite well. Small world, huh?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Controllers, Chocolate, and Kunai by SaneYaoiAddict reviews
Matt and Mello, in the middle of one of their "sessions," get mysteriously transported to the Naruto realm! Rated M for yaoi, violence, and a mix of the two :D MURDER of a character... Though nobody awesome.:D MattMello, ItaDei, PeinSaso, MattDei ItaMello
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Itachi U., Matt
Possessed by Raachuu reviews
"I didn't see him as a bestowment of evil, but a gift. Not just a demon, but an angel as well." Near is possessed, by the most beautiful demon in existence, Mello. But he cannot escape this certain feeling that it was somehow meant to be. Mello x Near!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Like a Butler by IWalkedWithZombie reviews
Parody of "Like a Boss" from SNL. First fanfiction. Inspired by "Ciel in a Box", Chapter 3, "Like a Brat"!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Sebastian M.
No Definition by Mandolin77 reviews
Near reflects on his relationship with Mello, trying to find a definition for this strange new feeling he's experiencing. One-shot, MelloXNear. Yaoi, fluff, artistic lemon. Spoiler warning!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Near, Mello - Complete
Sexting by FrosteeFlakes reviews
There was simply no denying the fact... Miyagi was old! Junjou Terrorist, Lemon
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Y. Miyagi, Shinobu T. - Complete
Feel Better by ViVi222 reviews
What happens when Mello leaves Matt again? He goes to the only person who might understand, Near. Rated M for hardcore lemons!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Matt, Near - Complete
Near wants a piggy back ride? by Candy-Face reviews
Have u ever really seen Near's crazy side? Seen him scream unknown words? Well, this story tells of how Near isn't always that cold stubborn child that you see on a daily basis.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Near, Mello - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by PaperMasque reviews
Today sucked. Let's go eavesdrop on Matt and Near.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Matt, Near - Complete
33 Percent Guilty Pleasure by o0RainbowParadise0o reviews
Matt has disappeared, and Mello can't find him anywhere on Wammy's House campus. What happens when Mello finds Matt where he least expects him to be...Near's room. This is and Acid!fic that contains smut! :'3
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Matt, Near - Complete
Come Back by Cassisgummi reviews
What could Near do to stop Mello leaving? One shot!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Best day yet by Royal Puppet Master reviews
Near sat in the common room playing with his favorite puzzle. It was suprisingly not a completely white one. It was a completely black one. He loved his black puzzle. His white ones were always mocking him. Telling him he was just as plain as them. review
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Don't by QuinaLee reviews
One day things get out of hand after Mello sees the latest test scores. I don't want to say too much : Dark! Yaoi. MelloxNear. One-shot. Lalala.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,259 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Near, Mello - Complete
We All Have Secrets by clary-chan reviews
Near has always had a thing for Mello...what happens if Mello returns his feelings? FLUFF, complete.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Define Normal by DarogaDaae reviews
Normal" was long gone, but maybe... Maybe this type of not-normal would be okay... MattxNear, not explicit
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Matt, Near - Complete
Of life and perfection by Princess Phyre reviews
Summary: After another night spent with Mello, Near contemplates his answer to the question: “I hate you. So why do you keep coming back to me?” Mello/Near ficlet.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
Near x Mello by JelloMelloHackerMatt reviews
Um, Near x Mello story, Wammy's House... It's not really yaoi, but they kiss & use tongues... Yh, I'm a bit pervy... Enjoy I guess...?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
No Sweet In The Bitter by FragilePuzzle reviews
Mello hears a crack outside of Wammy's. Thus strikes the beginning of the end. T for slightly suggestive themes -- SEQUEL to 'Bittersweet.' Hints of M x N, and mentions of M x M.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Six Candles by FragilePuzzle reviews
Near hears news that there's a new orphan coming to Wammy's. When he finds it's a small blonde boy, he decides that they should be friends -- but when his new friend begins to cry, it's up to Near to figure out how to cheer him up. MN, fluff.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Bittersweet by FragilePuzzle reviews
Near contemplates his feelings, discovering his relationship with a certain someone is more bitter than sweet. It's a good thing he never had much of an affliction for the sugary, unlike him. Short-ish, T for slightly suggestive themes. Onesided MxN.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
Squeaky Clean by FragilePuzzle reviews
Near is taking a bath when his roommate, Mello, arrives home. Sure that he is drunk when the blonde barges into the bathroom, Near demands that Mello leave and let him take his bath in peace...but Mello has other ideas. M for lemon, Mello/Near, fetish.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Funerals and Envelopes by Aura Sleepless reviews
Mello is upset, and Near is afraid. At least they're not alone. Slight AU, in which Mello waited to leave the orphanage until after L's burial. Mello/Near, Yaoi, I do not own. Written for my sister, my friend, and for L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Laptop: The uhh sequel? by ViDez reviews
This is an alternate version of my previous MxN fic, Laptop. Inspired by a review I got, where Near gets caught looking at D.nd Poisoned instead...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
The hole that remains by FragilePuzzle reviews
When Mello leaves the orphanage, how will Matt and Near cope? Will Matt finally confess the feelings he's had for Near this whole time? MattxNear, a bit of MelloxNear, oneshot, slightly AU, but not much. Request for "Threshie". Rated to be safe.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Matt, Near - Complete
Memories by st.jimmy.987 reviews
Near sits in a room and contemplates Mello. Mello comes in and in a bout of OOCness, asks Near for a reason to hit him. Matt...comes in later and regrets it. Small humor at the end, i thinks.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Lightweight by agrajagthetesty reviews
Matt sits, dumbstruck, and does not respond as Near throws a blanket across his legs. He must be dreaming. He must be getting the wrong idea. There is no way this means what he thinks it does.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Matt, Near - Complete
In the Library by Raven Ehtar reviews
On a cold day at Wammy's, a library offers comfort to Near and Mello. As well as some confusing insights. NearXMello shounen-ai. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
Matsuda TV by xXKanpekiXx reviews
A crackfic about Matsuda and an commercial. Lil' bit of language and SUPER crack!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2009
Me and You by Mibae-Buttons reviews
Well, the playroom will never be the same again, thanks to Mello and Near, with Matt's help that is. MxN with sprinkles of MxM and MxNxM
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,716 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Drunk by Your Silver Lining reviews
In which Matt and Mello get Near drunk. And they get some surprising results that please each and everyone of them. MelloXNear. Getting a sequel!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Best Birthday Ever by Midnight Soliloquy reviews
Near's eighteenth birthday is his best birthday ever! MelloxNear oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Injection by RayeWilliams reviews
Once again, Mello has walked in on Near's shameful activities with a knife. This time, however, Mello wants to play with weapons, too...but the poison he injects into Near is far more deadly than any other toxin. MxN, graphic yaoi, drugs, blood fetishes..
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend by Damned Lolita reviews
Poor Matsuda. He just wanted to go on a date. But with Misa, Light, and L all stalking him, getting some peace and quiet with his new crush isn't exactly easy. Especially when Misa has a camera. ::MatsudaxMikami::
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Mikami T., Matsuda T. - Complete
In which Mello and Matt try to cook while drunk by WinButler reviews
Because you can't make a cake without limes. Everyone knows that. Mello and Matt discovered some vodka, some cake ingredients, and some interesting things about themselves that night. Shounen ai. Warning: MelloxNear not MxM
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Upside Down by I Speak Muffin reviews
Only one thing was for certain: I had just been tossed into a very upside down situation. MelloxNear
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Mello, Near
Afraid to Fall in Love by Doc Scratch reviews
Trapped at night in a haunted house with your best friend’s worst enemy… who also happens to be really cute… it doesn’t get much worse than this. Or does it? SLASH! MattxNear
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,951 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
Life of the Party by XxpwnagexX reviews
You're the life of the party in my pants... Oneshot SasuNaru parody...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Valentine's Day Hormones by UrKid reviews
Matt calls Near over to his house. Matt finds it hard to speak out his mind and Near is just trying to remain stoic about the subject - whatever it was. /MattxNear/
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
Playing Puzzle by Ilpo-daughter reviews
Matt and Near spend more time together, due to Mello throwing all sorts of fits and trying to show Near up and end up playing all sorts of fun games, including puzzles and DDR.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,421 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Near, Matt - Complete
Random Lee Crackfics by xXKanpekiXx reviews
Wow.....a bunch of Rock Lee crackfics. What can I say? :P they suck, but oh well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Lee R.
How To Annoy The Akatsuki by Heartaches-by-the-Number reviews
A long list of how to annoy the famous AKATSUKI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara
Valentine by artemisgirl reviews
Valentine's Day is a special holiday to all the Wammy's House children. But can Mello and Near both make the most out of such a day? oneshot MelloNear fluff
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Near, Mello - Complete
Your Mom by artemisgirl reviews
In retrospect, Mello thought, cracking 'your mom' jokes in an orphanage probably wasn't the best idea. MelloNear oneshot humor fic
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Near, Mello - Complete
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Challenge reviews
Mello and Near have to share a room. They kiss. Things get akward. WILL CONTAIN YAOI/BOYxBOY IN LATER CHAPTERS!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Near, Mello
i saw near kissing santa claus reviews
random drabble. mello see's near kissing santa. stuff happens. really random. i do not own!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
Mello Hates Snow reviews
Just some crack fic idea I got in math might add more chaps if i get enough reviews
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Mello