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Name: DOTLP (aka Misty)

Location: Planet Earth (That's about as accurate as I can get since I tend to move around quite a bit between the Caribbean (home) and North America)

Age: 26, as of 2011

Sex: Female

Basically, I'm your home-grown, garden variety nut-job. I earned my B.S. in Biology, with a minor in Chemistry (yes, I'm a nerd/dork, but I wouldn't have it any other way; thankfully, I'm not all that socially awkward). Currently, I'm in my second year of medical school and preparing to write part 1 of a Board Exam. Such fun! I have a dry wit that borders on sarcasm (and constantly crosses that border; I could probably get dual citizenship by now...). I don't understand why people claim sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. I personally think that those people haven't yet learned to successfully wield the blade that is sarcasm.

I have eclectic taste in music, movies/TV, books, and video games. I won't bother listing them...but my favourite genre of music is rock (and a lot of its sub-genres, that I probably couldn't accurately identify if my life depended on it; I belong in the category of: if I hear it and I like it, then it's good).

I am a huge Achele shipper. I think that Dianna Agron and Lea Michele are the two biggest lesbians around, and should totally be together (officially). Yes, I know in the public eye they have had boyfriends (Beards!), but I have never seen pictures of them as happy and touchy-feely with their boyfriends as when they're with each other. Dianna and Lea just seem to click with each other, and radiate so much gay, ergo they should be dating...or married with babies (my logic is flawless! *grin*).

[Please don't burst my happy little bubble about Achele; I'm perfectly aware that that is just my fantasy, that quite a number of people also like/believe. I am able to separate fantasy from reality, so I won't need to be medicated or locked away in a padded cell with those fashionable white jackets. :p Seriously, I wish the two of them all the best, and don't care who they're with as long as they're happy.]

I love Faberry. And I have room in my little shipper heart for Pezberry and Brittberry/PieBerry. I never read polyamory until Faberrittana (these girls have ruined me! :p ). For some reason, the only way I can see Quinn with either Santana or Brittany is in the context of Faberrittana. I have no problem with Rachel being with either of the three Cheerios, but I only really enjoy Quinn with Rachel. I don't even understand how my brain works...

Anyway, I haven't written any fics since about 2003 (although my mind is always coming up with ideas, and real life refuses to let me get back to my hobby), but for those of you who want to look up my old The Pretender fics (Jarod/Miss Parker friendly; although I kill one or both of them in about half of my stories), you can find them at the following site under the pen name DOTLP:

Profile last updated: October 2011

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We might fall hard We might fall fast by Apples Within reviews
How one slushy changed everything for Quinn and Rachel. AU-ish Faberry fluff. Set during season one.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,479 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Popcorn Love by Chrmdpoet reviews
Regina is a successful businesswoman and wonderful parent, but her love life is lacking. She agrees to a string of blind dates set up by her friend Kathryn on the condition that the blonde find her a babysitter. Enter Emma Swan. After each date, Regina returns home only to complain to Emma about her suitors. As they bond, Regina realizes that Emma has all the qualities she desires.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,256 - Reviews: 4858 - Favs: 3,436 - Follows: 3,696 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Rest and Let Go by clair-de-neptune reviews
"My love is just waiting to turn your tears to roses..." It's been three years since Aurora's awakening, and all is well, but Maleficent cannot get rid of the excruciating guilt that plagues her, that shadows her at every turn. And Aurora knows something is wrong.
Maleficent - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,221 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - [Aurora, Maleficent] Diaval - Complete
Please, Listen by isabella8848 reviews
They say the ones that know you the best can hurt you the most, so Quinn is careful and she is cruel. She is sure that Rachel will never know. Until she does, and everything starts to unravel. Faberry forever.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 209,395 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Rachel B., Quinn F.] - Complete
I'm Gonna Teach You (All About Love) by writetherest reviews
Miss Swan – looking so much not like a teacher that he suddenly worries about it in her bare feet and jean capris and messy bun that can't contain all her curls because some of them are falling down around her face – notices his mom too. Her reaction is very different than any other teacher's has ever been.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,379 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/14/2014 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Henry Mills - Complete
Rolling with the Punches by RavenclawGenius reviews
Triple Treble/ABC: Beca thinks, maybe. Maybe she could try out this ever-insisted upon concept of opening up, because, really, Beca already has no one. So what's left to lose, right? (Strong M for language and content.) Slightly AU.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,734 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Chloe B., Beca M., Aubrey P.] - Complete
The Secret's in the Telling by pyrophoric reviews
AU. Post-curse. "It's the sixth of October. A pivotal moment in Storybrooke's history and the turning point in Regina Mills' life. And it all began with a spell, a Sheriff, and a thief." Eventual Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 262,979 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 1,404 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Over The Line by find-nowhere reviews
A young girl's body turns up in a stairwell and the Special Victims Unit becomes entangled in something they never imagined. Meanwhile, lawyers have feelings. Alex/Casey
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 86,743 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 4/27/2011 - [A. Cabot, C. Novak] E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Stone Hard as Bulletproof Glass by inkstainedpinky reviews
AU. Beca Mitchell had everything at her fingertips: fame and fortune and the career of her dreams. So when a long-standing deal from the past rears its ugly head, she is forced from her life of glitz and glamour in LA back to the plains of Georgia to fulfill her end of a bargain.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 218,255 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Chivalry and Other Curses by nomorealurker reviews
McGonagall and Hermione discover the positive and negative aspects of being Gryffindors. Cuddles may ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,776 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Curse You and Your Dinner by highheelsandchocolate reviews
Absorbing an evil curse into your bloodstream has a few side effects that no one was expecting, least of all Regina. Set immediately after episode 2X9 "Queen of Hearts". Swan-Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,940 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Witnessed here in Time and Blood by whistle.the.silver reviews
When Shell Cottage receives a motley group, Fleur and Bill do their best to ensure their safety. In the weeks that follow, wounds are healed and plans are concocted. Fleur and Hermione find themselves coming to a new understanding of one another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 190,609 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Expectations (and Equations) by les cousins dangereux reviews
It's simple math, really; if x plus 1 equals 3, then x equals 2. Kimmy Jin doesn't understand why her roommate can't seem to grasp the concept when there are a few substitutions involved [where if x plus the white girl equals love, then x equals Chloe Beale]. (Two Parts)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,309 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Synergy & Symbiosis by ArcadiaArden reviews
Sometimes it is within your ordinary that you find the extraordinary. Rizzles. Winner of Best Comedy from rizzlesfanawards! Thank you to everyone who nominated and voted :)
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,219 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Blurring Reality by psychotic-cat17 reviews
The lines between fantasy and reality get blurry as Alex tries to ignore her feelings for Olivia while unable to stop dreaming about her. Olivia is determined to get the opportunity to make her fantasies a reality.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 107,057 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - A. Cabot, O. Benson
Little Duckling by inkstainedpinky reviews
AU. Ugly duckling Lucy Fabray was picked on and bullied during her childhood years. Resurrected as gorgeous Hollywood swan and A-lister Quinn Lucas, she is content hiding behind a cold facade. However, Fate just might have other plans.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 184,788 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
Kim Possible: Lost by LJ58 reviews
Kim is lost, perhaps dead, and those left behind are falling apart. Especially Shego. *Awarded Best Kigo Story of Year in 8th Annual Fannies.* (Inspired by the art of YogurthFrost on DeviantArt).
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,063 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Suffering Veisalgia by owlofathena reviews
Complete. Minerva McGonagall has to deal with a drunk student. Extended by request into post-school years. MM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,898 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The More Things Change by spoowriterfic reviews
Set immediately after "When the Gun Goes Bang, Bang, Bang," this story traces Jane's recovery from her physical injuries and Maura's from her emotional ones.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 58,745 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Affliction by Here'sTo reviews
Hermione had always wondered if it was the idea that the French were passionate, or if it was just Fleur herself that shone so brightly, so powerfully like a burning star that Hermione could only stare in wonder before she had to look away.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,163 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Fleur D., Hermione G. - Complete
Fear by MadameCissy reviews
Five women are found dead with a similair MO. Jane and Maura realise they have a serial killer on their hands. In their race to prevent another victim from dying, Maura has to confront her own personal fears concerning Jane. [Rizzles]
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,406 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - [J. Rizzoli, M. Isles] - Complete
Red and Gold by humbirdbum reviews
McKinley High has two parking lots.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Saved by B of Ericaland reviews
alternate ending to season 1. what if maura was grabbed instead of jane?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 52,454 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
You Don't Love Me by roxyrainbow reviews
Hermione's long time lover speaks the words 'I love you.' Hermione's reaction is not expected and Narcissa sets out to prove her love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hermione G., Narcissa M. - Complete
You're My First, My Last, My Everything by Sapphire Smoke reviews
The first time is always the easiest to remember, but the hardest to get to. •Jane/Maura•
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,453 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Heart's Desire by anonymouth reviews
Hermione agrees to test out a potion for George; the consequences of which are more than she can handle alone... Bit smutty!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Inscription by humbirdbum reviews
Every week, she notices there's a new word inked on Quinn's skin. Rachel certainly hadn't expected junior year to turn out like this, just chock-full of surprises, most of which revolve around a certain blonde, drawing them slowly together.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,816 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Hiccup Cure by roxyrainbow reviews
Hermione is having dinner and alone when Narcissa Malfoy joins her. Hermione is currently plagued by hiccups and Mrs Malfoy knows of a cure...my summary blows!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Narcissa M., Hermione G. - Complete
Timeless Longing by MadameCissy reviews
Hermione is accidentally sent back in time. When her path crosses that of a young Bellatrix Lestrange she has to choose between past and future. Either choice is going to change the world. [Bellamione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,353 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Forewarned is forearmed by tanithw reviews
Hermione makes a shocking confession, leaving Minerva with a potentially lifechanging decision to make.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Oh My by tigertales reviews
Ever had an "Oh My" moment? A moment when you looked around and simply said, "Oh my Gawd!" MM/HG femslash. Don't like? Then please do not read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Touch of Green Fire by AlyssC01 reviews
Shego falls mysteriously ill and Drakken can think of only one good Dr. to take her to. Can Kim figure out what's going on with Shego... And herself... by delving into the woman's past before it's too late. KiGO. Read and Review please!
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,865 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
BSP01: Best Sidekick Possible by Sobriety reviews
It's time for the King of Thieves tournament and Shego wants the best Possible sidekick. What will Kim ask in return, and how do Rocket Man and Sarah Bellum fit into the picture? KiGo.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,531 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
A Discernable Difference by owlofathena reviews
Hermione's seventh year at Hogwarts is rapidly becoming a nightmare come to life. Eventual MM HG. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,121 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 3/26/2007 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Kim Possible: Mind, body, and Soul by Hobnob-rev reviews
KIGO fic:Kim and Shego Romance.Kim has finally reached that Milestone… turning nineteen. But with trouble on the horizon for an old enemy, she may have to face some twists and confessions that will change her way of facing life… forever.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 456,770 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Stronger by CarolROI reviews
What if Christine's plea for Raoul to spare the Phantom's life at the cemetery came too late? An EC alternative to the 2004 movie.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,603 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Eradication by Demigod-Black-Fire reviews
It equates to weakness, really. And weakness must be destroyed, no matter what the cost.
Grim and Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 3/28/2005
Song of the Mockingbird by Chantal reviews
The story of To Kill a Mockingbird retold from the point of view of the elusive Arthur 'Boo' Radley. Done for a college English class. Enjoy! PG to be safe.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2003
At Times I Almost Dream reviews
Some things are better left unsaid and there are other things that need to be said before one can move on. But just how easy is it to say 'goodbye? - Up to and including TP 2001
Pretender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/1/2003 - Miss Parker, Catherine P. - Complete