Silena 'Moony' River
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Joined 07-04-11, id: 3044852, Profile Updated: 01-27-13
Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Maximum Ride, and Harry Potter.

Hola! I'm Silena "Moony" River, the lovely author person who runs this profile mabobber. While I don't seem to post many stories and such, I never stop writing. I just can't seem to finish a story I've started. Gah, what a curse. Anyways, 'ave a nice day, mate!

Name: That's Moony to you, mate.

Lives in: California, baby!

Birthday: Five days after Christms. Do the math.

Age: The marvelous age of fourteen, my friend.

Gender: Female

Hair: Shoulder-length with chin-short layers, if that makes any sense; strawberry blonde. ((Yes, I'm a blonde California girl. Avoid the stereo-typicality, will you?))

Skin tone: Lighter than Carter's description. Darker than Anubis's description

Eye Color: Blue-grey-green. Yes, they're tricolored.

Favorite colors: Purple, Orange, Blue, Silver

House in Hogwarts: Slitherclaw, mates.

Favorite bands/artists: The Killers; Switchfoot; Skillet; Disciple; Linkin Park; Hawk Nelson; Tenth Avenue North; Sent By Ravens; Lawson
((Feel free to PM me and we'll talk music; I take suggestions.))

Favorite Movie(s): Elf; Harry Potter; Lord of the Rings; The Hobbit; Premium Rush; The Avengers; Thor; Iron Man; Captain America; ((Basically anything Marvel)); etc.

Favorite Book(s): Harry Potter; Lord of the Rings; The Hobbit; Maximum Ride; Percy Jackson and the Olympians; The Heroes of Olympus; The Kane Chronicles; The Missing; The Inheritance Cycle; Artemis Fowl; The Last Dragon Chronicles; The Book Thief; Dragons in our Midst; The House of the Scorpion; The Guardians of Ga'Hoole; His Dark Materials Series; etc.

Favorite Character(s): Percy Jackson and the Olypmpians: Annabeth, Juniper, Tyson, Silena, Zoe, Rainbow, Blackjack, Porkpie, Guido.
The Heroes of Olympus: Piper, Lacy, Leo, Jason, Frank, Hazel, Percy.
The Kane Chronicles: Sadie, Zia, Emma, Phillip of Macedonia, Khufu ((the baboon. Agh!)), Bast, Amos, Felix.
The Missing: Kathrine, Andrea, JB, Angela, Alex.
Eragon: Saphira, Brom, Roran, Solembum, Angela, Grimrr, Orik.
Artemis Fowl: Minerva, Captain Holly Short, Commander Root, Artemis Fowl, Juliet, Butler, Mulch Diggums
((Good Lord, that's a long list; and it's not even complete!))

Favorite Instrument(s): Guitar; Bass

You may venture past this point, but seeing as I haven't updated this part of my profile in a year or so, good luck, mates.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

Only in America...

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

And just to torture you poor saps with a tragic story...

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

A black man walked into a restaraunt and sat down a few tables across from a white man. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a boyfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, PercyJackson-PeetaM-Fang-Fan11, xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx, Musicismyblood, Silena River

The Kane Chronicles Pledge:

I promise to remember Carter

When I travel far away

I promise to remember Sadie

When I have something sarcastic to say

I promise to remember Desjardins

When someone doesn't fight fair

I promise to remember Amos

When someone has beads in their hair

I promise to remember Iskandar

When I see someone very old

I promise to remember Bast

When I see cat's eyes that are gold

I promise to remember Horus

When I see a beautiful bird

I promise to remember Isis

Whenever strange voices are heard

I promise to remember Set

When someone is clever and sly

I promise to remember Anubis

When a cute boy catches my eye

I promise to remember Zia

When I see someone working magic

I promise to remember Julius Kane

When someone's life is tragic

I promise to remember Ruby Kane

When someone I love is gone

And whenever I read The Red Pyramid

I'll always remember this song.

If you didn’t read the books:

You wouldn’t know who Peeves was.
You wouldn’t know how the Weasley Twins made WWW coming from a poor family.
You wouldn’t know about Dumbledore and Grindelwald.
You wouldn’t know much about the Marauders.
You wouldn’t know about Voldemort’s past.
You wouldn’t know the TRUE meaning of “Always.”
You wouldn’t know much about Neville’s past.
You wouldn’t know much about Remus and Nymphadora.
You wouldn’t know about Teddy.
You wouldn’t know or understand the struggle of Draco Malfoy.
You wouldn’t know what really went on at the Quidditch World Cup.
You wouldn’t know much about Snape’s past.
You wouldn’t know or understand the true depth of Harry’s relation with Sirius.
You wouldn’t know about Winky.
You wouldn’t know about Dobby and his sacrifices.
You wouldn’t know much about Horcruxes.
You wouldn’t know about how the final Horcrux happened and how it was destroyed.
You wouldn’t know anything about Luna’s room.
You wouldn’t know about Dean in Shell Cottage.
You wouldn’t know that Harry repaired his own wand and returned the Elder Wand to its original place.
You wouldn’t know about the true importance of the Deathly Hallows.
You wouldn’t know about S.P.E.W.
You wouldn’t know about Harry, Ron and Hermione’s O.W.L grades.
You wouldn’t know that Dudley said to Harry: “I don’t think you’re a waste of space.”
You wouldn’t know who Snuffles is.
You wouldn’t know that Weasleys came to pick Harry from Dursleys for Quidditch World Cup.
You wouldn’t know how Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody died.
You wouldn’t know that the curse that chopped George’s ear off was actually Snape trying to cut another Death Eater’s wand.
You wouldn’t know the creatures Lupin introduced in third year, like the Grindylow.
You wouldn’t know what happened to Buckbeak.
You wouldn’t know that Draco and Tonks are cousins.
You wouldn’t know how to get to the kitchen.
You wouldn’t know that Stan Shumpike became a Death Eater. (Well, he was Imperiused.)
You wouldn’t know about Sirius’ mum’s portrait.
You wouldn’t know how Remus became a werewolf.
You wouldn’t know about Victorie & Teddy.
You wouldn’t know Tonks’ parents.
You wouldn't know about the phone conversations between Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
You wouldn’t know Fred’s complete death.
You wouldn’t have met Neville’s parents at St. Mungo’s.
You wouldn’t know about Harry/Ginny’s real relationship
You wouldn’t know about the apparating sessions.
You wouldn’t know how Firenze took place of Divination teacher for a while.

Long story short: You wouldn’t know much about anything.


I promise to remember Harry
Each time I see lightning.

And I promise to remember Ron
When I see red hair that's blinding.

I promise to obey school rules
For Hermione's sake of course.

And I promise to remember Malfoy
When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever I see an adoring fan.

And I promise to remember Neville
When someone feels 'no' but they say 'I can'.

I promise to remember Luna
Whenever I see the moon.

And I promise to remember Fred and George
When I see someone acting like a loon.

I promise to remember Dumbledore
When I see someone with long, gray hair.

And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.

And I promise to remember Arthur
When ever I see a rubber duck.

And I promise to remember Snape
When ever I hear the word ALWAYS--
No matter how & where it's been used.

I promise to remember Tonks & Teddy
When ever I see a Purple-colored hair.

I promise to remember Lupin
When ever I see full moon.

I promise to remember Sirius
When ever I see a black dog.

I promise to remember Tom Riddle
Whenever I am scared.

And I promise to remember Hedwig
When someone says 'Always with you 'til end'.

Not but not least I promise to remember Jo
When ever I read; even if its not HP.

Yes I promise to love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Potter fans know.

Harry Potter isn't an obsession... it's a way of living life.


((Laughing So Hard I Fell Off My Unicorn. Oh Wait; I Don't Have A Unicorn. But If I Did, I Would Name It Bob. Well Now I Guess I'm Laughing So Hard My Cat Is Freaking Out And Looking At Me Like Im Crazy--Which I Am; There's A Newsflash For You--Oh Wait; I Don't Have A Cat Either. And That Was Almost All Sarcasm.)) :DD

You can't spell He(r)mi(o)(n)e without Ron.

You can't spell (H)arry p(o)tt(e)(r) without hero.

You can't spell S(e)(v)erus (S)(n)(a)pe without Evans.

You can't spell Lily (E)v(a)(n)(s)-(P)otter without Snape.

You can't spell (V)(o)(l)d(e)mort without love.

You can't spell (D)(r)(a)co (M)(a)lfoy without drama.

You can't spell Tom Mar(v)o(l)o R(i)ddl(e) without evil.

And you can't spell (H)o(g)wa(r)t(s) without the first letter of every house.

(> )>o I was going to give you the resurrection stone.

(>o U U

(> )>o Then i said sharing is caring...

(>o U U

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!
You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY and ANNABETH!
You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY!
You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!
You say Jacob, I say NICO!
You say Forks, I say CAMP HALFBLOOD!

You say vampires, I say WIZARDS!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say DANIEL RADCLIFFE!
You say Bella and Edward, I say HARRY and GINNY!
You say Team Edward, I say TEAM HARRY!
You say Bella, I say GINNY!
You say Jacob, I say RON!
You say Forks, I say HOGWARTS!

Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:

Perseus Jackson: Savior of Olympus.

Electricity: That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide: Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse: That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle.

Yellow duffle bags...helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace: Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase: Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron: Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope: What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune: The book we can't wait for.

Olympus: Home of the gods.

Nemesis: Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas: Zoe's father.

Never back down: The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus: The god of wine. ((More like the god of Diet Coke.))

Thalia Grace: Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus: The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link: What Grover and Percy have. It saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers: The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa: The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus: The gods of dreams. He put NYC to sleep during TLO.

Persephone: The kidnapped wife of Hades. She believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Iapetus: The only Titan to be renamed Bob!

Artemis: Goddess of the Hunt. She has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever...even the gods.

Switched: Percy and Jason are switched; Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.

What Rick Riordan was trying to teach us

Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

Rick Riordan really likes the name Leroy.

Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.

The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

Children of rival gods can fall in love.

No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze-dried ice cream.

Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

The Set Animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

Jackal-headed gods can be very attractive.

Math teachers really are evil.

Set's secret name is Evil Day. ((Use this to your advantage...))

It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

Elvis was a magician. No, really.

Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

Hieroglyphics are fun to read.

A god of toilet paper can actually be really cool.

Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.

Burritos are deadly projectiles.

THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE (Copyright to Max!) (Well I give the rights to xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx! Who then gives them to that other person.)

1. Since when can Poseidon show up outta the water really huge and MADE outta water, then shrink?
2. Why did Zeus and Poseidon have that meeting?
3. Since when does Yancy have a pool?
4. Yancy's name isn't mentioned.
5. Why's Grover black? ((no racism))
6. Why's it high school?
7. Where's Nancy Bobofit?
8. When is Mrs. Dodds an ENGLISH teacher?
9. Since when is she a SUBSTITUTE teacher?
10. Don't they start the book at the field trip?
11. Since when can Percy read Greek like *snaps fingers* that?
12. When is Grover such a perv?
13. How come he's not a scrawny little kid?
14. Why does he have crutches?
15. Mrs. Dodds wanted to see Percy because he used his powers. In the movie, she just randomly does it.
16. Chiron throws Percy Riptide.
17. Riptide's not a clicky pen, it has a cap
18. Mrs. Dodds is supposed to turn to ashes and monster dust.
19. Chiron is supposed to take Riptide back.
20. The mist is supposed to affect everyone into thinking there's someone called Mrs. Kerr.
21. Percy's supposed to have a Latin exam.
22. Percy's supposed to eavesdrop on Chiron and Grover.
23. What happened to the Fates?
24. Isn't Yancy a BOARDING SCHOOL? Meaning he doesn't go home at the end of the day?
25. Grover hasn't met Gabe yet
26. When the heck did Percy turn 17?
27. When did Gabe do THAT???
28. What happened to "Gabe's private study"?
29. What about Montauk?
30. What happened to the cabin at Montauk?
31. Grover doesn't reveal his goatliness until the cabin at Montauk. ((Then again, that can't happen if there is is no cabin at Montauk.))
32. Gabe's car's supposed to get totaled by a lightning bolt.
33. Since when does Percy enter camp with Grover?
34. Isn't Grover supposed to pass out?
35. Why does Percy still have Riptide?
36. Isn't Percy supposed to snap the horn off the Minotaur? It gets stuck in a tree.
37. Doesn't Percy pass out AFTER he drags Grover into camp?
38. Why does Grover drag Percy to camp and not the other way around?
39. Isn't he supposed to see Annabeth and Chiron before he blacks out?
40. Isn't Annabeth supposed to be taking care of him?
41. What happened to Argus?
42. Doesn't Annabeth interrogate him?
43. What about nectar and ambrosia?
44. Even though the deleted scene DID have nectar and ambrosia, Annabeth's not supposed to be there.
45. What about Dionysus?
46. The Minotaur horn?
47. Chiron explains everything, not Grover.
48. Isn't Chiron the only centaur at camp?
49. Isn't Grover supposed to be getting judged?
50. Why's everyone older than they really should be?
51. Doesn't Chiron show him the cabins? ALL the cabins?
52. How does he just automatically know Percy's a son of Poseidon?
53. Percy's supposed to stay at the Hermes cabin.
54. He's supposed to be introduced to Luke by Annabeth.
55. What happened to Clarisse?
56. Why didn't Percy become "the supreme lord of the bathroom"? ((I was SOOO looking forward to that...))
57. What happened to the barbecue dinner? Percy's FIRST dinner?
58. The sacrifices?
59. Magic goblets?
60. He's supposed to be on Annabeth's Capture the Flag team.
61. What happened to him pwning the Ares kids?
62. What happened to Annabeth's invisibility Yankees cap?
63. Why'd Percy pwn Annabeth?
64. Speaking of which, why'd he gawk at her while she was fighting?
65. What's with Grover flirting with the Aphrodites?
66. His pan pipes?
67. Whoa, what's with the really odd dinner?
68. What's with the nymphs flirting with Percy?
69. Since when does Hades come outta the fire like that?
70. What about Percy's dreams ((the one at Montauk))?
71. What happened to the Oracle?
72. Percy doesn't sneak out, he gets assigned with the quest.
73. And why'd he play Capture the Flag right away? He's supposed to be at camp for a few -what, days, weeks? -to train.
74. And he's supposed to get claimed by Poseidon during Capture the Flag.
75. But first get attacked by a hellhound.
76. And since when do they go to Luke for help?
77. What happened to Thalia's pine?
78. Half Blood Hill?
79. Also, now that I'm on the topic, why'd Grover tag along on the car ride?
80. Didn't they already receive drachmas when they set off?
81. Grover's supposed to wear the winged shoes Luke gave, not Percy.
82. Don't they take a taxi to the Greyhound?
83. Aren't they supposed to see Gabe on TV THERE, in a store window, not in some hotel?
84. When did Luke give Percy a shield?
85. Or a map?
86. Persephone's Pearls?
87. What happened to the Fury attack at the bus?
88. Aunty Em is supposed to feed them and make 'em drowsy and stuff.
89. Aunty Em's Garden Gnome Emporium is supposed to be OPEN, not abandoned.
90. Since when would Annabeth and Grover suggest nicking some free sodas?
91. Where'd that mortal come from?
92. They don't split up, they get offered a "photo op"
93. Percy's . . . kinda poor ish, how'd he get an iPod?
94. Why isn't Riptide's name ever mentioned?
95. Why isn't the Mist either there or explained?
96. Didn't Annabeth save Percy from being turned to stone?
98. HOW the frick do Grover and Annabeth drive that car through the wall? They're supposed to be 12!!
99. What happened to Percy's dream AGAIN? ((this time about Kronos))
100. Didn't Percy send Medusa's head to Olympus?
101. Didn't he steal the drachmas and address from her office?
102. What about Gladiola the poodle?
103. That train ride?
104. Since when do they drive to a motel?
105. And Percy swims in a pool?
106. And they keep Medusa's head?
107. What about the Arch at St. Louis?
108. And the Chimera?
109. And Echidna!
110. And Percy jumping off into the Mississippi?
111. The whole quest isn't about finding Persephone's pearls anyway.
112. What about the Nereid?
113. And meeting Ares?
114. And going to the Waterland park?
115. And Aphrodite's scarf?
116. Hephaestus' trap!
117. And the Kindness International truck?
118. And releasing a zebra into Vegas?
119. And the Lotus Hotel and Casino didn't have some lotus flower things.
120. It wasn't gambling or an actually "casino" casino, it was a kid's heaven.
121. And they didn't drive a car through the wall ((AGAIN)).
122. Or get attacked.
123. What happened to the cash cards?
124. And the taxi drive to the ocean?
125. Or meeting that Great White the Nereid?
126. And REALLY getting the pearls there?
127. Where'd Crusty's Water Bed Palace go? How else do they find the DOA address?
128. The Underworld isn't behind the Hollywood sign.
129. Where'd the DOA go?
130. And Charon's supposed to be in a waiting room wearing Italian silk suits, not just standing there.
131. He doesn't burn some money.
132. He doesn't even GET money, besides being bribed by drachmas!
133. They're supposed to run into Cerberus.
134. Since when is Persephone a total pervert and a flirt?
135. And has pet hellhounds?
136. Heck, she's not even supposed to BE in the Lightning Thief!
137. Annabeth's supposed to use a rubber ball and distract Cerberus.
138. They're supposed to go to Tartarus.
139. The shoes that GROVER is supposed to be wearing are supposed to be cursed.
140. And try to drag him into Tartarus.
141. When Percy meets Hades, he's supposed to have a robe of souls.
142. Hades' Helm of Darkness is supposed to be stolen too.
143. Hades doesn't really want the lightning bolt.
144. Or Persephone ((Who, again, is not supposed to BE there!))
145. Grover doesn't stay back.
146. Sally's supposed to stay back.
147. The bolt doesn't show up in his shield ((Which he isn't supposed to have anyway...))
148. It's supposed to show up in his pack.
149. Which was given by Ares, who, again, was NOT THERE.
150. They don't go directly to Olympus.
151. Percy's supposed to fight Ares.
152. He is not supposed to have an air battle against Luke.
153. Where the frick is Kronos mentioned anywhere?
154. Percy is supposed to wound Ares.
155. Percy is supposed to have a curse put on him by Ares.
156. Percy is supposed to get the Helm of Darkness back from Ares.
157. Percy's supposed to hand it over to the Furies.
158. When does Percy make a water trident and ((Supposedly)) kill Luke?
159. He ((Luke)) is supposed to be under Kronos' control, not want revenge on Hermes.
160. Luke is supposed to still be at Camp.
161. Percy's supposed to fly on a plane.
162. He's supposed to go to Olympus alone.
163. He finds out his mom is back.
164. Not Grover, since he wasn't supposed to stay back in the first place.
165. Percy's supposed to go see her.
166. He's supposed to give her Medusa's head.
167. Sally's supposed to directly give it to Gabe as "meat loaf", not hide it in the fridge.
168. When Percy goes back to camp, there's supposed to be a celebration.
169. They're supposed to burn their shrouds.
170. They're supposed to wear laurels.
171.Gabe is supposed to have "disappeared off the face of the Earth".
172. On a completely unrelated note, Sally is supposed to have sold a "sculpture".
173. Then use that money to put a down payment on a new apartment and a semester at NYU.
174. At the 4th of July fireworks, Grover's supposed to say good bye to search for Pan.
175. Annabeth's supposed to explain the fireworks.
176. He's supposed to get his first camp necklace and bead.
177. Luke is supposed to try to kill him again with a pit scorpion.
178. Percy's supposed to almost die and then wake up in the infirmary again.
179. Annabeth's supposed to visit him with Chiron.
180. Annabeth's supposed get angry at Luke.
181. She's supposed to have sent a letter to her dad.
182. She's supposed to leave camp, not spar with Percy.
183. Annabeth doesn't flirt with Percy yet ((Though, if you squint, maybe))
184. Percy's supposed to leave Camp and go back home.
185. Annabeth has blonde hair.
186. Curly blonde hair.
187. And grey eyes.
188. Percy has green eyes.
189. Grover's supposed to be scrawny.
190. And have curly brown hair.
191. And a goatee ((Oh, the pun)).
192. And acne.
193. And wear a floppy rasta cap.
194. With fake feet.
195. Why doesn't Annabeth act like she has a small crush on Luke? Or at least is really close to him!!
196. Where's her dagger?
197. Luke's scar? ((I guess it's there...if you squint...but still!))
198. And his quest?
199. And since when does Annabeth start shooting at people with sleep inducing arrows?
200. And since when does she roll with a bow and arrow?
201. Since when do they go to the Parthenon?
202. And fight a hydra? That's book two!
203. What the frick happened to the Great Prophecy, huh? Answer me that!!
204. Yo--where is the Iris Messaging??

Wow. This person's very perseptive.

If someone insults you say 'How sweet. Thanks for noticing' and walk away.

If someone says you'll die old and alone say 'No I won't. I'll have my cats'.

If your not as pretty as the most popular girl in school, her beauty is only skin deep. Yours is on the inside. That's where it counts.

If you'd rather read then party, GREAT.

If you like to jump in rain puddles and don't care about your clothes your not alone.

If your a geek scream it from the roof tops.

If your a nerd be proud of your brain and if your a geek... well you get the point.

Have you ever wondered:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin...

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're going to criticise someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you, copy and paste this to your profile.

Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?'

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying/retarded/etc., copy and past this into your profile.

I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down.

Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

If you know that Goth and emo are 2 different things, copy this to your profile!

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’.

I'm sarcastic, always, and I love it.

I belong to the National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support.

1 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door
4 (x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 (x) You have ran into a tree
7 (x)It IS possible to lick your elbow
8 (x) You tried to lick your elbow
9 (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 (x) You just tried to sing them
11 (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 (x) You have choked on your own spit
13 (o) You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it..
14 (x) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 (x) You just looked at it
16 (x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 (x) A LOT of People have called you slow
18 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
20 (x) You have caught yourself drooling
21 (o) You've fallen asleep in class
22 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 (x) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 (x) People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 (x) You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 (o) You use your fingers to do simple math
27 (x) You have eaten a bug
28 (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
31 (x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
32 (x) You break a lot of things
33 (o) Your friends know not to use big words around you ((The other way around, more like.))
34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you' re confused
35 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before
36 (x) When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
37 (x) The word 'like' is used many times a day
38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
39 (x) You have spelled your name wrong
40 (x) You have drawn a disformed heart

Extra: Um. . .I'm amazing? I LOVE Posiden!! Yeah Percy Jackson Whoop whoop!! Me and my "brother"-who's really my best friend but acts like family- and I are demi-gods. Yeah, you're jealous. Here's a tissue to wipe your tears. -What?? NO! I am not that mean!- Here's a shoulder to cry on.-My brother says that he would like to appologize for my behavior-? WTH? NO! I am not being mean!- Fine, I'll apologize!- Sorry people if you think I was being mean up there.- You happy Zach?- Yes- Good!

If you think that was totally hilarious, then, well, i dunno, do something, tell me, paste it onto your profile, idk. If you think that it was abousolutley bizzare in every way, well, That's life for ya!

The Difference Between a Friend and a Best Friend

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friend: Helps you move in/out of a house
Best Friend: Helps you move bodies

Friends: Fade
Best Friends: Are 4 Ever

This or That

Fire or Ice: Ice. Because I like Zane; The Ninjago ninja of ice. :D
Day or Night: Night. You get to see all of the beautiful stars
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate. Everything's better with chocolate.
Tea or Soda:, a specific type of tea? Moroccan-style?
Juice or Water: Juice!
White Milk or Chocolate Milk: White. It's not racist.
Italian or Chinese: Italian.
McDonald's or Burger King: Neither. Blech.
Pizza Hut or Domino's: Domino's.
Watermelon or Kiwi: Watermelon!
Strawberry or Blueberry: Strawberry
Cherry or Banana: Cherry! In Morocco, they call them, "Fruit of the King"
Summer or Winter: Winter.
Spring or Fall: Fall!
Snowy or Rainy: Snow, but it hasn't snowed here since I was, like, 7.
Love or Money: Love
Mates or Dates: Mates

Whatchoo talkin bout? I'm the person who'd remember something years ago, then laugh randomly.

Danced in the rain: Yes.
Sang out loud: Yep. It's called a flashmob.
Kissed in the rain: Nope
Been in love: Nope
Sat on a roof: Yep. Thanks Granddad!
Gotten thrown out of a store: Um, no.
Cried over a guy: No.
Played an instrument: Guitar and Bass. And the Voice.
Lied: Yeah.
Cheated: On someone? No.
Stolen: Nope.
Stayed up all night: Yes!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.


2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?


3. Your first initial?


4. Your month of birth?


5. Which color do you like more, black or white?


6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.


7. Your favorite number?


8. Do you like California or Florida more?


9. Do you like lakes or oceans more?


10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)

I wish I was a world-famous author

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)


1.You are completely in love with this person


2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

black: you're agresive

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.


Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are


3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to


S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

Does anyone see a trend???

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

Hmmm... Really?

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the times, but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

I don't want change. :/

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

I know that. Duh.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

Eight? Well then.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Really?!? I already knew that!

Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are very reserved.

Seriously? Does no one else see a trend?

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Doubt it.


1. Put your music player on shuffle.

2. Press forward for each question.

3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!

1. How are you feeling today?

I Am One of Them by Aly and AJ

2. Will you get far in life?

Hold My Heart by ((Insert Christian Guy's Name Here))

3. How do your friends see you?

On Fire by Switchfoot

4. Will you get Married?

Falling Down by Selena Gomez

5. What is your best friend's theme song?

Suffocating by Orianthi

6. What is the story of your life?

As A Blonde by Selena Gomez ((So true))

7. What was grade school like?

Love Her Like Jesus by ((Insert Christian Guy's Name Here))

8. How can you get ahead in life?

Everything You Are by ((Insert Christian Guy's Name Here))

9. What is the best thing about your Friends?

Life is Amazing With You On The Ride by Aly and AJ

10. To describe Your Grandparents

The Seven Angels by ((Insert Name of Actors Who Reenact the Book Of Revelation))

11. How is Life going?

Work of Art by Anthem Lights

12. Will you Have a Happy life?

Breakfast by Newsboys

15. What do your friends really think of you?

Meant to Be by ((Insert Christian Guy's Name Here))

16. Do people secretly lust after you?

Love Heals Your Heart by ((Insert Christian Guy's Name Here))

17. How can I make myself happy?

Not Over You by David Archuletta

18. What should you do with your life?

The Lamb's Song by ((Insert Name of Actors Who Reenact the Book Of Revelation))

19. Will you ever have children?

First Time by Hawk Nelson

20. If a man in a van offered you candy, what would you do?

Speak for Myself by Aly and AJ

21. What does your mom think of you?

Let It Go by ((Insert Christian Guy's Name Here))

22. What is your deep dark secret?

Light Meets the Dark by Anthem Lights

23. What is your mortal enemy's theme song?

Cry out to Jesus by ((Insert Christian Guy's Name Here))

24. What's your personality like?

Givin' It Over by the Newsboys

25. Which song will be played at your wedding?

Addicted to Love by Orianthi

26. If you were to become the Dictator of a small Eastern-European nation, would you be a benevolent Dictator?

27. What are your aspirations?

28. What goes through your head when you wake up?

29. What does your crush think of you?

30. No, really, what do your friends think of you?


So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:

Waking Up: Flickers by Son Lux (Oh, yeah! mouth...I...join...the singing...lights...)

First Day At School: Rising by Son Lux

Making Your New Best Friend: A Sunday Smile by Beirut

Falling In Love: Desert by Son Lux (aw, geez, I hope not)

Breaking Up: Betray by Son Lux (lol, so true)

Prom: Weapons V by Son Lux (never actually heard the song, so there.

Graduation: Inside a Boy by My Brightest Diamond (awesome)

Life's Okay: We Added It Up by My Brightest Diamond (of course...)

Death of a Close Friend: Feeling Good by My Brightest Diamond (Sun in the sky, you know how I feel)

Mental Breakdown: Reaching Through to the Other Side by My Brightest Diamond (So true)

Driving: Overfrail by Uphill Racer (

Flashback: Everybody's Got Something to Hide by My Brightest Diamond (So true)
Getting Back Together: Rock N' Roll Will Never Die by My Brightest Diamond (Are you freaking serious?)

Wedding Scene: No Quarter by My Brightest Diamond (And he will be so thrilled about this)

Birth of Child: Lucky by My Brightest Diamond (oh, lol)

Car Accident: Hymne L'Amour by My Brightest Diamond (Yep, that song is a train wreck. It sucks)

Final Battle: Ice Ice Baby (Oh, please, no, no, no!!!)

Death Scene: Tainted Love (Cover) by My Brightest Diamond (Oh, god, make me die)

Funeral Song: Golden Star by My Brightest Diamond (The acapella version...make me die now)

End Credits: Golden Star by My Brightest Diamond (The normal version..."I always felt so far from you...")

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"...of raising money for the family or of painting materials, he often..."

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My dad's laptop bag

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Catch That Kid

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:


5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?


6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My MP3

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Wow, I actually have to think about that...Yesterday morning, taking my dog outside to pee..

8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My Mutant RP forum on FP

9.What are you wearing?

Titans Jr Softball t-shirt and denim shorts with a rainbow necklace and two hair bands ((brown and green)) on my right wrist

10.Did you dream last night?

I did dream, yes, but I cannot remember that dream.

11.When did you last laugh?

Approximately...I have no clue. Two days ago at church.

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Fancy paintings, family pictures, and wall sconces.

13.Seen anything weird lately?

Um, yeah, I don't exactly lead a normal life.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Just a waste of time.(;

15. What is the last film you saw?

Catch That Kid

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Millions of BOOKS and MUSIC ALBUMS!!!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Umm... If I told you, then it wouldnt be something about me that you dont know, would it? Ugh, fine. Let's seeee... I have a cheapo pink MP3 that I got for my eighth birthday.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Sigh... Get rid of money. Almost EVERY FREAKING FIGHT happens over money. Let people trade for what they want. Like the old-en days!

19. Do you like to dance?

Yep! Very badly, I might add.

20. George Bush:

That's not a question. How can I answer it?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

I call her Winter!

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

I call him Aleksandr!


Q-What is your favorite color?

A- Purple. Any shade of purple. Or orange!

Q-Would you rather kill Luke or push Minerva off a cliff?

A- Kill Luke. Just sayin'.

Q-If you could be in any cabin at Camp Half-Blood which one would it be?

A- The Athena Cabin

Q-If you could have any superpower what would it be?

A- I've answered this before. Telekenisis.

Q-Favorite Artemis Fowl quote?

A- "Two hundred years of alcohol leaving a body by any means necessary is not pleasant to watch." Or something along those lines.

Q-Favorite Christmas song?

A- Favorite Christmas Story. Or Don't Shoot Me Santa by The Killers. No, I do not have problems! :p

Q-Favorite song?

A- That's an unanswerable question, ma freyund.

Q-If you could date any Artemis Fowl character who would it be?

A- Probably Artemis Fowl Jr...Duh.

Q-Who would you fit to play in any Artemis Fowl movie?

A- Minerva

Q-Favorite books?

A- Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, The Hunger Games, The Missing Series, The Inheritance Cycle, Artemis Fowl, etc.

Q-Night or Day?

A- Night.

Q- If you could be king or queen of the world for 30 seconds what would you do?

A-Uh, permanently banish all stupidity?

Q- What's your personality like?

A- Insane. No explanation needed.

Q- What was the last thing you thought?

A- "What was the last thing I thought?"

Q- Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

A- Washington

Q- Who is the most special person to you?

A- God. End of story. Bye-bye.

Q- Scariest moment of your life?

A- When I was almost dropped in Bark Park at Pondo. ((It's like rock climbing, but on trees.))

Q- One word that would best describe you?

A- Random

Q- What is your favorite month?

A- December

Q- What does your user name mean?

A- Silena, as in the daughter of Aphrodite from Percy Jackson that I will play whenever my friend Zuria Maylin finishes the play... -.-
And has something to do with my real name; they're both bodies of water.

Q- Have you ever been in a fight?

A- If you count having a Nacho covered in cheese thrown at me then cussing out the guy who threw it a fight... then yeah.

Q- Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

A- Minerva. Or Cleo.

Q- Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

A- Aleksandr. Or Ace.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Silena River Raymond ((Psst. Not really.))

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Silizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Polar Bear

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): River Skyview

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your middle name): Raysiver ((Epikk))

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Orange Juice

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Iyivwze ((How exactly do you say that?))

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Evonne

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Sheftu

Joy to the world,
Beiber is dead.
Petra blew up his head!
Don't worry 'bout the body,
Brooke flushed it down the potty.
I wonder where it went...
If he clogs up the vent,
I'll incinerate his head again.

Jingle bells,
Twilight smells,
Edward runs away.
Bella dies,
Jacob cries,
Potter all the way.

( _ )

Paste the bunny on your profile and join the Death Eaters! (We have cookies, milk, and a DENTAL PLAN!)

[x]You’ve never done illegal drugs. (or drugs at all)
[x]You have a lot of friends
[x]You get along with everyone
[o]You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
[x]You love soccer
[x]You love baseball
[x]You’re into writing and art
[o] Favorite music genre is pop rock
[x]You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
[x]One of your favorite colors is red or gold
[x]Good grades at school
[o]One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x]You plan on going to college/university

TOTAL: 10/13

[x]You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x]You laugh a lot.
[o]You like to follow trends.
[x]Politics suck.
[x]You love to swim
[o]Water polo is awesome
[o]Pink is one of your favorite colors
[o]Black is morbid & depressing
[x]You’re an optimist.
[o]You’re completely straight edged.
[o]You’re very emotional
[o]Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre
[x]You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
[x]You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.

TOTAL: 8/15

[x]You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x]You love to read.
[x]You appreciate theatre & arts.
[x]Sports suck.
[x]You’re shy.(occasionally :))
[x]Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
[x]Hate is completely unneeded.
[x]Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[x]Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x]Lying is sometimes okay
[x]Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[x]Serious is better than funny.

TOTAL: 12/12 ((Duh))


[x]There’s at least one person you hate.
[o]Basketball is a good sport.
[o]Football is amazing.
[x]Black is a cool color.
[x]You’ve lied about something serious.
[x]You’re a very deep person.
[x]You have considered suicide.
[x]Very loyal.
[x]You like metal.
[x]They make school seem more important than it is.
[x]You’re scared to grow up.
[o]You’ve done drugs in the past month
[x]Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x]You have trust issues.
[x]Guilty until proven innocent.

TOTAL: 12/15

Did you know? Before you go to sleep at night there is 1 person from the opposite rainbow, thinking of you, they want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they're always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night and they are longing to be with you. This is all true not fake. If you repost this on your page within 5 mins, that person who is longing to approach you will approach you in a month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out for 45 years.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small. The little girl said Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher said a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

"Let's eat Grandma" or "Let's eat, Grandma" - Punctuation saves lives

One day, my little sister came home from school. She demanded that I take her to the library so she could get some books on sign language. I asked her why, and she told me about a new kid at school who was deaf, she wanted to befriend him. Today, I stood beside her at their wedding and watched her sign 'I do.'

When I'm around you, I:
1. Can't seem to stop saying "um"
2. Play with my hands
3. Am too afraid to look you in the eye, but when I do, I'm utterly speechless
4. Over think everything I do
5. Under think everything I do
6. Over think everything you say to me
7. Have the extremely strong urge to play with your hair
8. Feel lucky you actually want to talk to me
9. Want to hug you. Just hug you
10. Instantly feel depressed that I'll have to leave
11. Act like your teasing offends me, but secretly I want you to never stop
12. Want you to realize I am hopelessly in love with you

Fill in #s 1-12 with names of people from your favorite characters and answer the questions. You can mix shows or not. Your choice.

1. Hermione Granger

2. Annabeth Chase

3. Fred Weasley

4. George Weasley

5. Luna Lovegood

6. Remis Lupin

7. Mad-eye Moody

8. Grover Underwood

9. Sirius Black

10. Severus Snape

11. Albus Dumbledore

12. Silena Baueregard (However you spell that...)

Ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Actually, no. But I bet there's a lot of em out there.

Do you think Four is hot? Yes... But he lost an ear! o.O Oh well...

What would happen if Three got Four pregnant? EW! WHY would that happen? HOW would that happen?! Nvm, I dont wanna know.

Do you recall any fics about Nine? Not at the time...

Would Two and Eleven make a good couple? No. One's old...and one's like 16. WTF?

Five/Eight or Five/Ten? Luna/Grover or Luna/Snape? Luna/Grover, for fear of that Snape might do to Luna.

Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. "Let's all watch as Fred annoys the $hit outta Snape! Cmon, it'll be fun!"

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Umm... Mad-eye isn't really the "comforting" type...

What might Three scream at a moment of great passion? SKIVING SNACKBOXES!!! :D

If you wrote a song'fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Ummmm... Something about nature... By Owl City...?

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fanfic, what would the warning be? WARNING: Randomness ahead...

What might be a good pick-up line for one to use on two? "Wassup Wise Girl?"

What would happen if One woke you up in the middle of the night? "Uhh, what? Hermione, did you finally finish that Polyjuice potion?"

What would happen/what would you do if Three walked into the bathroom while you were showering? "Fred! Get out of here!"

Four announced he/she was going to marry Nine tomorrow? That... Umm... Wouldn't work you too...

Five cooked you dinner? Thanks Luna! Um... What is it?

How would you react if Eight got into the hospital somehow? Grover! Now the doctors know you're a satyr!!!! Oh, wait! The Mist! :D Nvm... We're safe!

Nine made fun of your friends? I'd quietly tell him to knock it off... But if he didn't... I would shove him through the Department of Mystery's arch. Whoops, sorry Harry!

Ten ignored you all the time? YES!!! Well, it worked for Harry...

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would One do? She would work as hard as she could to help me get ready to hex their a$$e$ off.

You're on vacation with Two and suddenly manage to break your leg. What does Two do? IM Chiron to come and take me back to camp.

It's your birthday. What does Three get you? A large box of Weasley Wizard Weases products. Duh.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Four do? He stands outside laughing because he's the one who caused it.

You're about to do something that will make you extremely embarrassed. What will Five do? Warn me about the nargles.

You're about to marry Ten. What's One's reaction? WTH?! I would never marry Snape!!! And this would be Hermione's reaction as well.

You got dumped. How will Seven cheer you up? He'll tell me to suck it up. Or go hex the guy that dumped me.

Which number do you think is the hottest? Three and Four. "Wow! We're identical!"

What's your favorite couple? Five/Eight. They're both just so weird!

Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy, whenever I'm at sea,

I promise to remember Annabeth, whenever a spider comes at me,

I promise to protect nature, for Grover's sake of course,

I promise to remember Luke, when my heart fills with remorse,

I promise to remember Chiron, whenever i see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride",

I promise to remember Tyson, whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side (Like peanut butter),

I promise to remember Thalia, whenever a friend is scared of heights (Heck, I'm scared of heights),

I promise to remember Clarrise, when someone puts up a fight,

I promise to remember Bianca, whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother,

I promise to remember Nico, when i see someone who doesnt get along with others,

I promise to remember Zoe, whenever i see the stars,

I promise to remember Rachel, whenever a limo passes my car,

I PROMISE to remember PJO wherever I may go.

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of INSANITY

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

Hilarious Quotes That Wouldnt Fit in My "Favorite Quotes" Space

Math: The enemy of all things good.

Roses are red, violets are blue, he's for me, not for you. If by chance, you take my place, I'll take my fist, and smash your face.

"How do you feel, Georgie?"-Mrs Weasley
"What's wrong with him? Did the blast affect his brain?"-Fred
"Saintlike. You see... I'm holy. Holey, Fred."-George
"That's pathetic, George. Pathetic. With the whole wide world of ear-related humor, and you go with holey?" -Fred

[X]Tired of bull$hit

Look left ->->->->->->->->->You failed.

I turned my phone on "Airplane Mode" and threw it. Worst Transformer ever. -_-

You left me alone when I needed help. Now you need mine. F* you.

Why do I always have to break my heart so yours will stay OK?

I hate the annoying urge to kiss someone, even if you're not going out.

TeAcher-"How can we keep our school clean?"
Student: "By staying home."

Girl-"Mom, can I go out to get some Fresh Air?"
Mom-"Yes, but just make sure that Fresh Air drops you back at home at 9pm."

One of the true great mental freedoms is not caring about what others think of you.

My headphones tie themselves in impossible knots just to anger me.

When I was little, the scariest sentence in the orld was "I'm telling on you."

I love when I drop something, then catch it in midair and feel like a ninja.

I am 99% sure you dont like me, but I know 100% I don't give a dam*.

It's always nice when awesome is easy

Oh, Students. Shame on you. He only wanted to be your friend and you exploded him...

Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean that's what we all have.-Hermione Granger

I came here to do 2 things: Chew bubblegum and... um... I forgot the other thing...

I came here to do 2 things: Kick ass and drink beer. And we're all outta beer.

My llama ate my sandwich.

"Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!"? Punctuation saves lives.

There's a difference between you and me: One is badass, and the other's just a dumbass. That's me and you, in that order.


You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder

A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman"

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes

Bagels are just ugly donuts

No one is crazier than your friends. Except you.

Have you had any friends better than the ones you had when you were twelve? (If you can answer this question yes, message me!)

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone

Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that

Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up

Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'Q'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Hell is full of musical amateurs

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random I just have many thoughts

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If a species is to triumph and prevail, the female of the species must be more deadly than the male.

Don't ever argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you through experience.

To oppose something is to maintain its existence.

If people lead, the leaders will follow.

Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Wherever there is life there is love

Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?

I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized!

Strawberry Laces! Cause not every kid can afford crack!

Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses!

When you call us * we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!

When a boy tells you to "Suck It!" Just smile and say "Sorry but my mother told me to never put SMALL things in my mouth!"

Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

HELL- Where all the fun people end up!

I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it!

When I die, I'm going to haunt the * out of you people!

If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "brightness," but it doesn't work.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun!

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

When you say I'm weird, I laugh because I knew that wayyyy before you did.

Your just jealous 'cause we act stupid in public and people still love us!

Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems!

I'm not weird, your just to normal.

I am this _ freakin awesome. But you're only this much

When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face.

Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty. I sit on the side and laugh 'cause I got a full bottle. Suckaz!

Copy & Paste...

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. (1%, baby!)

If you are an expert at doing absolutely nothing for hours on end, paste this into your profile. (Mom just doesn't get it)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile (Take Christian for example. That poor schmuck gets no rest!)

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (Um, and that person was my thoughts???)

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (What are those?)

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. (I am one, so duh, I know they do.) (Well, most of them.)

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh, it's called free-for-all soccer with Drew)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (I KNOW I'm mentally insane)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to demigods and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. (I already am.)

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile (Um, such as Max II for everything)

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile. (Yup!)

If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile. (Oh, you mean Max?)

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele. (Just kidding, I know yooor has three o's!)

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile (Or sideways at more-than-a-friend who turned out to be a freaking jerk)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (And I dance in it, too)

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I'm not as random as you think I salad!)

If you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile. (Oh, like, yeah!)

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile (Just did that)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile (And then they all stare at you, only you.)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (They know I am.)

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsors! :D:D:D:D:D

If you spend multiple hours a day reading, writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile. (I am amzing, therefore I shall never die. NOT!)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile. (Like my sheets? Or my computer? Or my potted plant? Or my DVR?)

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile. (See list above)


This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

If you love Percy Jackson with all your HEART and SOUL, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish you could have Percy but still be friends with Annabeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Percy Jackson is HOT AS HELL, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Nico di Angelo is insanely hot And WAY HOTTER THEN PERCY, copy and past this into your profile.

If you realized that Percy Jackson forgot his name twice within one year, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you noticed that Percy always singes his arm hair off, and wonder how he has time to grow it back, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wonder why Athena gave Annabeth a Yankees cap when she lives in Virginia, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Percabeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Prachel, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Silendorf, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Groviper, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Silena Beauregard died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Beckendorf died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wonder what god Percy would have been had he taken up Zeus's offer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the PJO movie was EPIC but NOTHING like the book, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile, and add your name to this list with your friends names too: Zuria Maylin (which friend do you want? Paige, Brooke, Morgan, Tannis, Emily...)

If you think the PJO movie was EPIC but NOTHING like the book, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.

If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Annabeth is watching you under her magical Yankee's cap, paste this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile

If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have dreams where you are taken to Camp Half-Blood and you are claimed, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! If you agree with this, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

If you think that 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they can spread their 6-AM cheer to say, Martians, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. (P.S. If dyslexia is like this, I think I could handle it)

You've been caught for reading in class for multiple times copy and paste this on your profile.

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, add this to your signature.

If you agree with me that every word said to insult Justin Bieber in my story The PJO and JB War was 100%, completely true, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Nico says, No. It's 109,567,980,315,568,257% true.)

(Justin says, I *censored* hate your *censored* stories. They *censored* suck. Especially the *censored* one about *censored*

137 ways to know you're obsessed with Percy Jackson.

1. You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

2. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

3. Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. (And that's like every day, so I bet he feels popular)

4. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. (When I talk about Harry Potter, I say Percy Jackson. As in, "Percy's first kiss was with Cho Chang. I MEAN, HARRY'S first kiss."

5. You burn food to see if it smells good. (it actually does...)

6. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” (All the friggin time!)

7. You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. (I hope Poseidon likes fish sticks!)

8. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. (NO FREAKIN DUH! Of course!)

9. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… (stupid Charon)

10. Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

11. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… (With all my friggin' heart.)

12. You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. (Dear Posiedon... I am going on a fishing trip with my dad. PLEASE dont kill me.)

13. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. (As a child of Hades, I prefer to stay on the ground... Or under it.)

14. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. (That seems smart.)

15. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. (I wish. But nooo... Aphrodite won't even make him realize that he likes me too!)

16. Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. (And I mean EVERYWHERE!!!)

17. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. (Dude, it just got cold! *me nodding knowingly* I hope it never comes to that. *friend* WTF...)

18. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas. (Every year. Boo-ya!)

19. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. (No, Thanatos. God of death. Confusing, yes.)

20. You sometimes try to control water. (For a second I think it worked! lol)

21. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. (Um, BEST WAY TO SPEND THREE MONTHS!!!)

22. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. (actually Google Earth, but same difference...)

23. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. (Pretty much.)

24. You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. (And the person wearing it looked at me like, "Uh-huh, look at those nice looking padded rooms.")

25. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. (Lego-Harry Potter, too.)

26. Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. (DUH.)

27. You are a PJO character for Halloween. (No. My friend got to though. I'm the bigger fan, still.)

28. Recite lines randomly from the books. (EAT MY PANTS!!!)

29. When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. (NO FREAKIN DUH!)

30. Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. (If only I had cash. Hey, Hermes... any chance you can grab me a bag of cash on your next trip to the Bank of Olympus?)

31. You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas (I am not.); ).

32. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. (I'm hoping that they'll make me run real fast in a soccer/softball game...)

33. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. (TRUTH!)

34. You have dreams about PJO characters/events (I'm IN the dreams... as a PJO character or alongside them)

35. You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. (Always.)

36. That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. (Yep.)

37. Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. (Keep it in my backpack)

38. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. (No. Now I'm disappointed that my aunt didn't move there so I could go look for him all I wanted.)

39. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. (Why not Zeus? And why can't they both work together to make rain for a change?)

40. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" (Uh-huh.)

41. You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJ&O stuff. (Not quite yet.)

42. When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" (EVERY time. EVERY time.)

43. In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" (I begged that. I was all like, "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME WE'RE STUDYING GREEK MYTHOLOGY!!!")

44. You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" (Wait, who's Percy? Do people ask that???)

45. When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" (I search Percy on google images and all I get are a bunch of redheaded geeks. What's up with that???)

46. When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore. (Yep.)

47. You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.(So funny. I was sitting with my friends at school, and the teacher asked, "What's two plus x equals three?" and I yelled, "THALIA AND LUKE FOREVER!!!")

48. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies (Always. ALWAYS!)

49. You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. (Please?)

50. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. (Percabeth, who could be irritated about that???)

51. You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Hera- Um, read The Battle of the Labyrinth and you'll understand why.

52. You have ADD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this. (Nope.):

53. When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. (Uh-huh. I kept it just in case. She was pissed.)

54. You write fanfiction/stories constantly, even when you're not at your computer. (Yes.)

55. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. (Oh, yes.)

56. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (Please? I'll leave a small pile of mechanical parts outside my house every day for a month! *Hephaestus* Ya got yerself a deal!)

57. You give all your siblings god parents (Younger brother Hermes -annoying little *-)

58. You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. (Wait, why Martians? I just call them Ares kids.)

59. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. (Every time.)

60. You spend time doing pointless research at (Insert website here), just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. (Even if he didn't link it.)

61. You still think Thuke could happen. (It can happen. Because I have an imagination and a fanfiction account.)

62. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. (Yes.)

63. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. (Yeah. Exactly. You don't need to know what I think because I'm paranoid.)

64. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. (EXTENSIVE is an understatement.)

65. You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth. (Yeah, maybe.)

66. You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. (I was just in Kansas, so...)

67. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. (Wait, what? Now I'm REALLY into Percy Jackson!)

68. You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. (Pretty much.)

69. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. (yep...)

70. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at the time Thalia almost DID strangle Percy. (And all I could say was, "Annabeth was right!" That brave soul had read the books and was like, "She always is."

71. You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. (and Kelpo...I know, lame...)

72. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. (Thankfully he did! ;{D)

73. You lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!!" (And I found it ten seconds later. HE HEARD ME HE HEARD ME!!!)

74. You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And ask all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay

75. You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. (Percy Jackson chatbox. There are eleven that I know of. And they are all funny. Seriously. Read this:

SeaweedBrain: Pony 633? Really, Chiron?

Pony633: Blame Tyson.)

76. You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (Always. ALWAYS!)

77. Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. (Not yet.)

78. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians. (It's HYSTERICAL! And no one else knows what we're loling about!)

79. You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. (It's unofficial, but it is SO there.)

80. You get other people obsessed. (Other people got ME obsessed, and then i got my BROTHER obsessed)

81. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. (Yes.)

82. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the Son of Neptune. (AHH! The person who wrote this knows me TOO WELL!)

83. You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie. (They messed it up too much for me to care. It's still a great movie, though.)

84. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations. (Yes.)

85. Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. (I'm not insane enough to say that the RomeoJuliet sick jokes from Shakespeare aren't my favorite quote(s) of all time ("Whether your tail be long...or can still get a girl on it."))

86. You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS (Yes. "YOU'RE AS STUPID AS PERCY!")

87. When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. (Oh, yeah)

88. Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”(I actually told him that. He was the one with the Yankees hat, too. So...yeah, he looked at me like WTF is wrong with you???)

89. You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"(Yes. Always. Even Christian friends who are all like, *GASP*)

90. When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (Woot-woot! Let's go Hunters!)

91. When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. (Pretty much)

92. You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. (Not that much of a rabid fangirl)

93. You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" (Hey, people DO this???)

94. You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes (I think it worked for a while)

95. You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail. (Always want to check for the tail)

96. You know which pages the good parts are on. (All of them. Especially the last sentence of the second-to-last chapter of The Last Olympian. That's my favorite.)

97. You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

98. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. (EVERY song.)

99. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. (And he's small and black, but COULD be her younger brother... which proves my point.)

100. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Hades. I can control myself very well. But also a bit of Hermes... as I joke around a lot... and pull awesome pranks... But also Athena... seeing as I'm a MAD GENIOUS)

101. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. (Never.)

102. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. (I'm not THAT much of a fan)

103. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. (No, I do it on the paper so that, a, I don't forget, and b, I don't get caught.)

104. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. (Every single one.)

105. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. (Not that much, actually.)

106. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. (I did my book report on The Battle of the Labyrinth.)

107. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” (Not the first. After, "What's your name?")

108. You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. (No. I think it. And then the boat sinks. (JK!))

109. You curse a god/goddess a lot. ("HOLY FRIGGIN' HESTIA!")

110. You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room (Forty-two. I counted.)

111. You know PJO better then most sane people. (Wait, people who don't know PJO are sane??? WHERE IN THE WORLD DOES THIS MAKE SENSE???)

112. You know what you would do if you were Percy. (Um, yeah! Show those Romans what's what!)

113. You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not. (I think he would be a friggin awesome evil spy. But he would also be a great aly to the other good PJO characters...)

114. At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. (Oh yeah.)

115. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (I don't have a drachma, though. That sucks rocks.)

116. You give friends and youself a godly parent: Paige... Athena; Petra...Zeus; Morgan... Hermes; Tannis... Dionisus (party animal); Victoria D... Athena/Hephaestus; Victoria H... Hermes

117. You are trying to learn Greek (Not that crazy, but I will...)

118. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. (Or brought them with you...)

119. You think of percy every time you see a dark haired green-eyed boy (Oh, and had a crush on him for the longest time.)

120. You have an instant crush on Nico! (Well... yeah...)

121. You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :-P)

122. You want to learn Latin (Totally.)

123. You copy/paste this onto your profile (DUH, I did that.)

124. Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over (All.)

125. You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to (Not so much... but i will... MWAHAHAHA!)

126. You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO (I give them all the backstory I can. Which is the whole series.)

127. Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree (their all okay with it, since they're PJO obsessed too!)

128. You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them (Umm... Well... remember that movie... The LIghtning Thief... )

129. You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess (SOUL: PROPERTY OF HADES. Well... it will be anyways... eventualy...)

130. You’re nodding and smiling when you read this (Duh. *nods and smiles at the computer*)

131. You own every single book (Nope. Wish I did though. I only need the Lost Hero & Son of Neptune!)

132. You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list (WTF, no. It's long enough. I ADDED THE NUMBERS! Well... my friend did...)

133. You call yourself a demigod (And convinced Tannis I WAS one.)

134. You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real (IT IS DORKS! LOL)

135. You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO (Yes, I prayed to my dad. He recommended Athena.)

136. Youv'e called someone you know a satyr. (I have called him "satyr." I have called him "elf." I have called him "Malfoy." And those of you who have read Harry Potter know that the last one IS NO COMPLIMENT!)

137. You have AP European History and you wish Annabeth could tutor you about all the architects you have to know. (WHY CAN'T SHE HELP ME?! WHYYYYYY?!?!)

And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!

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You love hoodies. (They're awesome)
-You love jeans. (eh...)
Dogs are better than cats. (duh.)
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (ISNT THAT AWESOME?!)
You've played with/against boys on a team. (Against. Sadly, no one believes me because they can't find the people i played with anywhere... Here's a hint... they no longer exist...)
Shopping is torture. (Ugh!)
Sad movies suck. (CRYING SUCKS! I hate crying...)
-You own/ed an X-Box. (Nah... But my friend does!)
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (What? They're cool!)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (DEATH TO FIRES!)
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (DS! HAHA!)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers (Who- who said that?)
You watch sports on TV. (Nah... really? *sarcasm*)
Gory movies are cool. (DUH! 300 was awesome!)
You go to your dad for advice. (Sometimes..)
-You own like a trillion baseball caps. (Nah... thats my dad)
You like going to high school football games. (Football is really cool)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (I STILL DO... In hopes of they will one day be worth a lot of $$)
-Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Not really...)
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (Yeah...)
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (yeah)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (TOTALLY)
Sports are fun (DUH!)
Talk withfood in your mouth. (Whhattcha *gulp* What ya mean?)
-Sleep with your socks on at night (Not really... I overheat)

TOTAL: 21/25 (What can I say... I probably should have been born a dude.)


-You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (EW! NO!)
-You love to shop. (NO!)
-You wear eyeliner. (Not really)
-You wear the color pink (I exterminated that color from my closet YEARS ago)
Go to your mom for advice. (It depends...)
-You consider cheerleading a sport. (Why? It's just a bunch of airheads jumping up and down and screaming)
-You hate wearing the color black. (I LOVE the color black. Being a child of Hades helps and all...)
You like hanging out at the mall. (It depends what store...)
-You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (Ew. Rather do it at home, if i ever do)
You like wearing jewelry. (Well, if you're talking about my eagle necklace and my chain-link ring... then yes.)
-Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (No. Again, outlawed YEARS ago from my closet)
-Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (No. Why would it be?)
-You don't like the movie Star Wars. (I LOVE STAR WARS! Stupid bunch of prissies that dont like Star Wars. Seesh)
You were in gymnastics/dance? (Ballet. For like a year. They FORCED me to put on makeup for the recital. I quit straight after)
-It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (It takes me a half hour to take a shower... but that's only because I'm writing songs/stories in my head)
You smile a lot more than you should. (Well, DUH! That's because I'm constantly coming up with something HILARIOUS to tell my friends later. Not cuz im an airhead)
-You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (No. Less. And they're running shoes)
You care about what you look like. (When I'm going to see the guy I like... yeah. but otherwise... no.)
You like wearing dresses when you can. (Not so much.)
-You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (No. Why? It makes you stink.)
You love the movies. (Movies are awesome. Transformers Dark of the Moon was WICKED!)
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Well, sorta, but I gave em to school by the time I was in 1st grade.)
-Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (No. I dont even have makeup.)
Like being the star of every thing (It depends on what it is.)

TOTAL: 10/24 (I told you. I probably should have been born a dude.)


You own a cell phone.
-You own something from abercrombie
-You own something from pacsun
-You own something from Hollister
-You own something from American Eagle (What the heck?!)
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks. (Are you implying that there are people who DON'T?!?)
-You have been called a brat.
-You hate buying things that are on sale
-You have more than one house
TOTAL: 411 (hmmm... not so preppy...)


You love the computer. (What else would I play fanfiction on? Oh yeah. My cellphone. Too bad I don't have internet.)
You like Harry Potter (LOVE!)
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts (Nope. Haha, suckas.)
You get straight A's. (Come on!?! WHO DOES THAT?!?? ME!!)
You love/like reading. (I like ACTION!/ROMANCE![some]/MYSTERY!/etc...)
You were/are in band (YES! It was fun...)
You don't care what you look like. (Most of the time)
You have a curfew. (Yeah... *sniff, sniff*)
You always do your homework. (Yeah... Because my history teacher is scary!!!)

-You never miss school unless you're sick. (Nah. I miss school to go on vacations!)
TOTAL: 8/10 (Im not THAT much of a geek...)


You like loud music
-You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
-You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes(FLIP-FLOPS.)
You wear/wore Vans.
-You like the band panic! at the disco (S'okay)
You wear band t-shirts
-People have called you a freak and meant it.
-You love to "hardcore" dance
-hair has been died more than 1 color (highlights!)
TOTAL: 4/10 (I guess not so much as i thought)


You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
-You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number (like a lucky/favorite number. It's 8! Cuz I've been 8 so many times...)
TOTAL: 8/9 (Duh! I AM athletic)

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

Guy:Your eyes: they're amazing.
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book

Guy: But I don't know your name
Girl: That's in the phone book too

Guy: I know how to please a woman
Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me
Girl: Ohhhh, your so right. I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger?

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Girl: No, but time just be sure to keep walking

Guy: I want to give myself to you
Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

(if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) Lolz, he just got SERVED!

10 Ways To Annoy People

1. Go Into A Grocery Store And Follow Someone Around Asking, "Guess What?"

2. Go Into A Department Store And Sneak Up On Somebody Who Is Talking On A Cell Phone And Whisper, "Who're Ya Talkin' To?" And When They Say, "Hey Dude, Can I Have A Little Privacy Please?" You Say, "No, 'Cause You're In Public, Bud. You Can't Have Privacy In Public!"

3. Do The Old Trick When You Put Dog Crap In A Bag Then Set It On Fire, And Leave It On Somebody's Doorstep. So If They're Going To Try To Stomp It Out, They Have To Get Dog Crap All Over Their Shoe.

4. Prank Call The Same Person Over And Over Asking Them What Color Their Underwear Is.

5. If You're A Guy, You'll Love This One. Go Into Hot Topic And Pretend To Have A Heart-attack, And When A Hot Blonde Does CPR, Start Kissing Her. (Warning: This One Can Get You Slapped And Maybe A Butt-whooping From Her Boyfriend)

6. Go Into A Public Restroom And Use The Toilet Paper As A Mummy Wrap, And Jump Out Screaming, "Boo!"

7. Come Running Out Of A Restroom Saying To Random People, "Whoa Dude! Come See The Size Of The One I Just Made!"

8. Noisily Chew Gum Behind Someone Who Is Trying To Read, And When They Turn Around, Spit It Out And Hold It Out To Them And Say, "Hey, Want Some? It's Watermelon!"

9. Go Into The Toy Section And Leave A 'Used Diaper' On The Ground And Say, "The Dolly Had An Accident."

10. Go Into A Mall At Christmas Time And Pull Off Santa's Beard Screaming, "Holy Cow! It's A Fake! He Ain't Real!"

9 Things I Find Annoying:

1. People Who Point At Their Wrist While Asking For The Time... I Know Where My Watch Is Pal, Where The Heck Is Yours? Do I Point At My Crotch When I Ask Where The Toilet Is?

2. People Who Are Willing To Get Off Their ButtTo Search The Entire Room To Find The TV Remote Because They Refuse To Get Up And Change The Channel Manually.

3. When People Say, 'Oh You Just Want To Have Your Cake And Eat It Too.' Right! What Good Is Cake If You Can't Eat It?

4. When People Say, 'It's Always The Last Place You Look.' Of Course It Is. Why The Heck Would You Keep Looking After You Found It? Do People Do This? Who And Where Are They? I'm Gonna Kick Their Butts!

5. When People Say While Watching A Film, 'Did You See That?' No Loser, I Spent 12 Dollars To Come To The Cinema And Stare At The Floor.

6. People Who Ask, 'Can I Ask You A Question?' Didn't Really Give Me A Choice There, Did Ya Sunshine?

7. When Something Is 'New And Improved.' Which Is It? If Its New, Then There Has Never Been Anything Before It. If Its An Improvement, Then There Must Have Been Something Before It, So It Can't Be New.

8. When People Say, 'Life Is Too Short.' What The Heck? Life Is The Longest Thing Anyone Ever Does! What Can You Do That's Longer?

9. When You're Waiting For The Bus And Someone Asks, 'Has The Bus Come Yet?' If The Bus Came, Would I Be Standing Here?


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25 Reasons I owe my mother.

1. My mother taught me to APPERCIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3.My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into next week."

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORSIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about,"

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about weather.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

10. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck."

11. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

" You'll sit there until all that spinich is gone."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a millon times. Don't exaggerate."

13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

16. My mother taught me about about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing you eyes, their going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me about RECIEVING.

" You are going to get it when we get home."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come crying to me."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

" When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you

Fun Things To Do On An Elevator. (:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug," then enforce it.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain


NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore/Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap!!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

Boy: You never asked if I loved you...

Girl: Awww... Do you love me?

Boy: No.

A recent study by USA Today has found that three out of four people make up seventy-five percent of the population. If you understand the humor in this statement, copy and paste this into your profile., and add your name to this list: Zuria Maylin, Silena Arya Saphira River

Today I answered a question in school. The person behind me called me a nerd. I asked her "What is a nerd?". She said "It's someone who knows things." I asked her how that is an insult. She's still confused. I win.

There are three types of people, those that can count, and those that can't.

A B C D E F G... I will kill your family! Mow them down with an AK47. Hope they all go straight to heaven...
HIJKLMNOP... Blame yourself but don't blame me. You're the theif who stole my book. I'll stuff your body in a nook...
QRSTUV... I hope you are afraid of me. Bacause my mind is a dark place. I'll get you, this is no race...
WXY&Z... I'll get you, just wait and see. I am here, I'll shoot your head. I got my book 'cause now you're dead...
ABCDEFG... Now you know: Don't mess with me.

A B C D E F G... demigods are killing me!
One's Percy, other's Annabeth.
I guess I deserve their death.
ABCDEFG...demigods are killing me!

Honk to see finger

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (NEWSFLASH!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

Harry Potter: 20 Q's (Paste this onto your profile if you are a HP fan) *IN PROGRESS!!!!*

1. If you could hang out anywhere at Hogwarts, where would it be?

Answer: The Room of Requirement. With whatever I require at that time.

2. Which HP character would you date?

Answer: Ummm... Not so sure...

3. Which HP character is your best friend?

Answer: Hermione. Because we both juggle too much and are exceeding at magic. Luna. Because I am fully aware of the dangers of nargles. (Don't go under mistletoe... It's dull of NARGLES!!!)

4. Which HP character do you hate?

Answer: Umbridge. She is pure malicious EVIL.

5. What is your favorite HP book?

Answer: The Prisoner of Azkaban. The Order of the Phoenix.

6. Which is your favorite HP character?

Answer: Luna. Lupin. Mad-eye Moody. Sirius. Hermione.

7. Who is your favorite Professor?

Answer: McGonnagal. Lupin. Mad-eye Moody. Hagrid. Snape.

8. If Harry walks up to you, what do you do?

Answer: "Hey Harry. Ya got enough of Ginny and Cho?" *we walk away with my arm around his neck in a wrestler hold*

9. You just got 4 tickets to sit in the top box for the Quiddich World Cup. Who do you take?

Answer: Petra. Paige. Morgan. Hermione. (Hermione will have her amazing magical bag. With many other friends inside)

10. You accidently get trapped in Dumbledore's memories. Who gets trapped with you?

Answer: ..."Snape?! What're you doing in here?" "I... Umm... Was poking around Dumbledore's office..." *gasp!* *Snape gets stunned* "Go on..."

11. Professor Bins asks you to be his closest assistant for the rest of the school year, taking on extra responsibilities and adding them to your own. What is your answer?

Answer: No. Not in ever you little- Mmfhh! *Hermione drags me from the room*

12. Favorite HP couple?

Answer: Harry/Ginny... Hermione/Ron (Because NOTHING is complete without the Weasleys!)

13. You have been called to the staff room, where you meet the entire staff. What do you do?

Answer: Heyy wassup? You get my owl about the D.A.? Oh... I forgot... Harry's not leading it anymore. I am. Harry met a... Well... Let's not get into that, shan't we?

14. If you could spend your Friday nights doing something... What would it be?

Answer: Hanging out in... Umm... An awesome place

15. What is your favorite HP quote?


16. What is your favorite Harry moment?

Answer: What they should teach us here is how girl's brains work... it'd be more useful than Divination anyway...

17. What is your favorite Hermione moment?

Answer: "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean that's what we've got"

18. What is your favorite Ron moment?

Answer: ("Did you kiss?"... Harry nodded) "HA!" Ron busts out laughing, scaring some second years. Then he was rolling around on the rug and Hermione was disgusted.

19. What is your favorite Professor moment?

Answer: When Snape escapes and Professor McGonnagal says "Our headmaster is taking a short break." then points to the Snape-shaped hole in the window! Haha.

20. What is your favorite Random moment?


Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

Answer: Probably the Athena cabin: Books, books, and more books! Plus scrolls and everything needed to write books! Or farthest away from supervision. Perferably with a few friends and/or hot guys.

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

Answer: Ummm... Nico?

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Answer: Rachel and Calypso: We both like someone... but we can't date them for one reason or another... or Annabeth: We'd have endless fun discussing things that you people are too stupid to understand... or Leo. Because sarcasm is my best friend.

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

Answer: Probably... Hera. Stupid Hera.

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

Answer: I love em all! How couldn't I? That'd be a strict violation of the SNSSN code!

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

Answer: I love em all. No way to decide, because when I choose one... another part of me will scream at me and say "THAT ISNT YOUR FAVORITE!!! IT'S _ (insert name here)".

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

Answer: Umm... Same with the favorite character. I WILL NOT LET MYSELF CHOOSE!!!

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

Answer: Throw my arms around him and ask, "Where have you been? Wanna grab some fish and chips?"

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Answer: EVERYONE I KNOW!!! (I'll enchant my bag (like Hermione's bag) and take my friend Petra. When we get to our seats... I'll let the cat(Crookshanks!) (& everyone I brought) out of the bag.

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...Who got stranded with you?

Answer: Umm... Nico. He can shadow-travel us outta there. Or someone funny. It would prevent them from being my next meal. Well, that is, if I was hungry. Or my crush...

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

Answer: HADES NO! YOU GONE INSANE?!?!?!?! *Pushes said friend in front of him* Go make some heroes guys.

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

Answer: Prachel... Perso (Percy & Calypso)... Thuke... MWAHAHAHAHA...

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

Answer: WHY IN YOU (Hades) ARE WE HERE? *Posiedon* We were just here to give you a wish, daughter. *Me* Thanks Neptune! I wish for... UNLIMITED WISHES!!! *Zeus* Styx! We should've known that these demigods were a stickler for wishes... after that Jackson boy... *Me* Thanks! *Hades* ... -scowls- You're... welcome...

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Answer: *Last friday night...* Sorry... I got distracted... So! I would probably go with hanging out/singing around the campfire with the Apollo cabin, maybe with a few friends and/or hot guys.

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

Answer: "FLAME ON!" & "I'll have a cheeseburger... and... AH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket!"

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

Answer: Page 203 of BotL

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

Answer: If Annabeth is a daughter of Athena, then shouldn't she know better than to fall off a cliff?

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

Answer: Ummm... Idk. Maybe when... Oh! Khione got mad at Leo for calling her hot... ;D & Here, have a sandwich. Here, make a wish. Sorry, can't help you. *Poof!*

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

Answer: When he ate the hackey sack. (Well, it was an apple)

20. Favorite Random Moment?

Answer: When Leo started laughing about how Butch was the son of a rainbow goddess and loved the Pegasi!

Happy Hogwarts Birthday!

It's Neville's Birthday... and the whole school's turned out for thae party! Dumbledore, Snape, and Hagrid get drunk. Harry, Ron, and Hermione sing Happy Birthday with Dumbledore (to Neville). But this isn't your average Haaaaapyy Biiiirthdaayy... It's MAGICAL!

Happy Hogwarts Birthday!
Magic wizard Birthday!
Fun wizard happy Birthday
Fun, fun, fun, fun!
Magic flavor Birthday cake!
Wizard wishes you will make!
Happy Birthday dance with everyone!
2, 3, 4!
Birthday magic wand!
Party happy Birthday!
Wizard party school!
Magic magic wizard magic party!
Gryffindor! Party more!
Hufflepuff! Wizard stuff!
Ravelclaw! Heyll naw!
Pretty sure that's everybody!
Happy Hogwarts Birthday!
Wizard school party!
Children eating cake inside their mouths!
Hogwarts lesson #1!
Never not be having fun!
Children eating cake inside their moooouuuuuuuthssss!!!!

The Elder Swear

Dumbledore teaches Harry, Hermione, and Ron the Elder swear! Randomness commences!

Your mother is a BEEP BEEP BEEP
loramitzum BEEP BEEP
agmitum venium BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
hippopotmas BEEP BEEP BEEP
repuplican BEEP BEEP BEEP
in daniel van cilf BEEP BEEP BEEP
in a bucket of BEEP BEEP BEEP
in a castal far away were no one can here you BEEP BEEP BEEP
with a bucket of BEEP BEEP BEEP
micky mouse BEEP BEEP BEEP


1. Get 24 random boxes and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

Things I Am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office. (What if I make up my own song?)

2) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar. (But it was a BIRTHDAY present!)

3) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. (Styx! Now I have to get my money back from Fred...)

4) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month." (When the full moon comes around... Lupin makes a funny sound... And he- What? Oh, sorry...)

5) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work." (But Sprout gave me the assignment! What? No! That is NOT a forged note on a breakfast napkin!)

6) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot. (rofl i can sooo picture Ron doing that and making it bite Draco's nose :D lol)

7) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it. (What if it's the tickle spell?)

8) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive. (Awww!!!)

9) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day." ( And people would want to hug a Slitherin... Why?)

10) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor. (But its so much fun!!)

11) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort. (!)

12) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy. (But he gets lonely up there! I have yet to find a child of Apollo that is eaten by the brute though...)

13) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling. (Well... Are they?)

14) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full." (And that's why i try to plug the taps after filling up the bathtub.)

15) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. (Okay... I don't get this one...)

16) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers. (Beater: So sorry! *WHACK!*)

17) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends." (Then can I call them CLEVER bookends?)

18) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!" (I am all for SPEW. Why would I do such a thing?)

19) I will not lick Trevor. (Okay, who came up with this one? I want to know the meaning of this...)

20) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween. (But can I dress up as a pale, ugly wizard whose face strongly resembles a snake?)

21) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously. (If I had a nickel for every time I heard, "Snape has such a great sense of humor", I'd have to dance in the streets to get dinner on the table)

22) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions. (But it's so much FUN!)

23) But yes, I will do it all anyway (Duh!)


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

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PJO The Awful Realm of Torture by Madam Axe'm reviews
I Capture the Cast and get to do Horrible things to them! It is a really big Truth or Dare!
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I'll Stand By You by formerAnnie reviews
With secrets of the nation and only a single allegiance, a woman must choose between following her heart and defying a king in the struggle between good and evil. One wrong move could mean the end of freedom in Alagaesia - one right could tear her apart.
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Torturing PJO Characters IS FUN by WiseGirl747 reviews
As the title suggests, torturing PJO characters is fun! want to see Jason tossed to the sharks and Reyna incinerated? Please R&R! T for violence- please send in your tortures
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What SHOULD have Happened in AtLA by daveshan reviews
Get your bellies ready to laugh and your palms to smack your faces as you realize all the drastic and horribly illogical events that took place in the AtLA world. I guarantee you'll never watch an episode the same way when you're done with this. Successfully updated on every Friday since conception.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 236,557 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
The Mark of Athena by ZuriaMaylin-MoreSincereThanMax reviews
People are being captured through dreams, and it's up to Percy, Leo, and Reyna to get them back. Warning: So far, Annabeth and Frank are missing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Leo V., Reyna
We Have Gone Mad! by remembertheginger reviews
What happens when I kidnap KC characters? Read and find out. Warning: there's a lot of OOCness. Chapter 6: JAZ IS UP! SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,289 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Sadie K., Carter K.
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4439 - Favs: 10,339 - Follows: 1,027 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The PJO Prank Wars! by Anastasia Laurels reviews
This is just some random humor for you PJO fans. Thanks to iBananax3, this happened! Please read! It CAN be funny!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011
PJO PWNED! by Fullmetal Assassin reviews
this is a little show for torturing PJO characters. Basically, if you are tired of story lines and love pointless stories, this story is perfect for you! Flames are not taken seriously here. TEEHEE! a little OOC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,964 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Complete
The Boy on the Cloud by Azaz the Unabridged reviews
Post-apocalyptic, Titans-victory AU. Percy and Luke watch the death of the West and the rise of the second Golden Age. Some angst, some torture, some yelling, some Twinkies that lasted through the end of civilization. Written for pjo kinkmeme.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Percy J., Luke C. - Complete
Mixed UP by lildm30 reviews
PJO characters are getting stuck in fairy tales and they don't plan on sticking to the rules.T for the future.Disclaimer: I do not own PJO or PJO characters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,614 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008
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The Marauders reviews
The Adventures of Moony, Talon, Padfoot, and Prongs!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Remus L.
Randomly Stupid Stories and Chapters reviews
This is a series of random and stupid story/chapter thingies that I make by combining Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and the Missing series. READ THEM/IT!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011
The Leo and Festus Show reviews
This is The Leo and Festus Show!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Leo V., Khione - Complete