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Joined 07-04-11, id: 3044953, Profile Updated: 11-05-11
Author has written 4 stories for Vampire Diaries, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Hey everyone I guess you want some info on me so I am willing to give it :D

Nickname: JJ

Age: N/A

Country: Australia

I don't really want to give away to much info on myself. That's my secret XD

You know you are obsessed with Transformers when:

-You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its Bumblebee. (I have done this several times!)
-You are afraid to go near a yellow Lamborghini for fear you might accidentally mess up its paint job and incur the wrath of the sun. (NAH! I would probably on puposely go up and touch it!)
- You laugh uncontrollably when you see a red lambo and a cop car at once.(I would if I ever did!)
- You can never look at a mustang the same way again (barricade is a mustang.) (I look at all mustangs suspiciously)
- You are distrustful of any black and white saleen mustang. (If I ever saw one)
-You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime
. (Saw one the other day and screamed at the top of my lungs... only problem was I was on a bus.)
-You name your green Jeep Hound

-You don’t trust black cop cars for fear that it is Barricade. (I look at all cop cars suspiciously...)
-You constantly wait for things to crash from Decepticon attack. (I imagined that while watching 'Disney on ice')
-You cannot look at a boombox the same anymore.
-You used to hate technology and now you love it. (I just love it more)
-You have read every bit of fan information to see what is going to happen in TF 2.
-You see the title Deception and think Decepticon. (I can't read Deception with seeing Decepticon. Like Deception bay)
-You mistake Auto body Repair with Autobot Repair. (I've done it more than once.)
-Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you.
-You go to the Hoover dam to make sure Megatron is nice and safe in layers of ice.
-You write your congressmen and senators asking to stop Sector 7 funding.
-You start fights with Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter fans and state a 200-page thesis why the Transformers are better then pirates and wizards.
-You know more about the Transformers then the actors themselves. (wouldn’t be surprised if this were so)
-You get an Autobot tattoo. (planning on it :3)
-You get a Decepticon tattoo.
-You see an ambulance and think it is Ratchet. (I see an ambulence and think OF Ratchet!)
-You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguise.
-You state that Jenny (XJ9) is sucky in comparison to Arcee.
-You know each song ever used in TF.
-You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s. (Vastards keeping them for himself!)
-You think Darth Vader is a wuss and Megatron is the real Lord of the Sith.
-You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly a F-22 or F-15 or F-16. (I'm actually planning on that... )

-You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be an Autobot when you grow up.
-You call the White House and suggest sending Scorponok to Iraq to end the war.
-You are a scientist and want to be called Dr. Jetfire, or Dr. Starscream, or Dr. Preceptor. (Percy...gotta love the mech.)
-You are known as General Jazz.
-You call your gun Ironhide.
-You claim that the train you took last year was Astrotrain.
-You are a boy and change your name to Sam, Spike, or Sparkplug.
-You are a girl and change your name to Carly or Michaela or Maggie.
-You own every DVD, VHS, and Blu-Ray disk of TF. (I AM GETTING MY TF3 SOON!)
-You write your college essays on the show and its mythological parallelisms.
-You pray to God for your very own Bumblebee. (I actually did pray once that he was real...or twice ^^)
-You pray to Lord Primus instead of God.
-You think your teachers attitude resembles that of Shockwaves.
-You get your parents obsessed with it as well.
-You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories.(they just think that I'm craz-aaaaaay)
-You start calling all insects; Insecticons.
-You name old cassette tapes after Soundwaves.
-You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout.
-You start trying to talk like Blurr. (I already did!)

-You name your other green Jeep Brawn.
-You say you are the real Prime.
-You start allegiances at your school and cause a school wide war with the other side for power over the playground. (oh, that would be so fun, but sadly I didn’t do this)
-You think your teachers are really Decepticons in pretender shells.
-You use Jetfire as a source for a science paper.(I'm gonna do this once day for an AP class :D )
-You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructicon names.
-You think all UFO’s are Cosmos.
-You go to a museum on natural history and call the dinosaurs by dinobot names.
-You call your twin brothers Frenzy and Rumble.
-You start comparing Real political figures with Decepticons and Autobots.
-You run for class president under the saying “Peace through tyranny.”
--or You run for class president under the saying “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”
-You separate your family by fraction and sub-group.
-You used to hate the color yellow and now love it.
-You are a boy and wear pink to advertise Arcee for TF2.
-You call Nasa and give them suggestions on improving technology based on Transformers designs.
-You look at a map of astronomy and try to locate planet Junk or Cybertron.
-You play Prowl vs Barricade instead of Good cop vs Bad cop.
-You think Decepticons caused the California forest fires.
-You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble.
-You claim the oil crisis is caused by Megatron wanting Energon.
-You have reoccurring dreams where you are a Transformer.
-You tell your physics teacher he/she is full of it and that the Transformers have proved that you can travel faster then speed of light is a possibility.
-You covered your walls with TF pics.
-You call your computer Teletran one.
-You have the TF 2008 Calendar up on your wall and it is just 2007.
-You are over the age 16 and still want Transformers bedding.
-You want to collect the Dreamwave Comics even thought they went bankrupt and are incomplete stories.
-You do not call electricity; electricity anymore and call it Energon now.
-You refer soda as Energon as well.
-You call your local garbage man Wreck-Gar.
-You build a model of the Ark.
-You also build a model of the Nemesis.
-You then stage battles between your two new models.
-You want to move to Iacon.
-You think your local minister is really a member of the Ancients.
-You try to do Circuit-su.
- You try-and fail- to do Jet Judo.
-You state that Global Warming is really a Great Shutdown of the planet.
-You don’t say WTF anymore you say What the Matrix.
-You call your soul a spark now.
-You think the head of congress is really a Quintessian.
-You try to build a space bridge.
-You think the end of the world will come from Unicron.
-You want Vector Sigma.
-You take to the shooting range to learn how to shoot moving targets. That way you can shoot down Decepticon Seekers.
-You join Transformer fanclubs.

-You own a Transformer related site.
-You are the leader of a Transformers fanbase.
-You need to seek psychiatric help for delusional disorder from transformers induced hallucinations.
-You see anything TF and go fan crazy.
-You want every toy even if it means importing it.
-You want Takaras autograph.
-You want to be a truck driver because you might get to meet Optimus that way.
-You bought the DVD the first day it came out.
-You saw the movie over 25 times.
-You read this entire list and added to it.


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It's A Prime Adventure by Crystal Prime reviews
When a girl from our world enters the world of Transformers:Prime how will the Bots deal with this unexpected occurrance? And can she handle being in a world where Decepticons are just as real as the Bots? Rated T just in case.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 180,595 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime
Primary Mechanisms by UlurNaga reviews
She was always teaching people about ways to revolutionise machinery. But after taking a job at N.E.S.T as their mechanic, it turns out the machines have a few things to teach her instead. Optimus/OC Rated for language & sexual content in later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 118 - Words: 428,287 - Reviews: 4254 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Optimus Prime
A Gift from the Stars by WishUponAStar1015 reviews
Arianna Witwicky was a normal girl except for the fact that she had been having vivid dreams about a race of aliens called the Autobots. Her last dream was when their ship was under attack. What happens when the Autobots come to Earth? Bumblebee/OC
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 161,862 - Reviews: 1702 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Bumblebee
In Remembrance by A'isha Ishtar reviews
"I'll never forget you." The way he looked at her was so... human. How could she have forgotten? How could she have forgotten that she had once been on the right side... on his side? And why wasn't she now? Optimus/OC MAY become a love triangle with Megs
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,015 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Through a Cybercat's Optics by Lunar Mist reviews
I just wanted to get home before curfew. Was that really too much to ask? Now, I'm stuck as a cybercat, and to make matters worse, I was adopted! By a mech, no less! Oh, and not just any mech. Optimus Prime. My life is so over. Just shoot me now. OP/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 257,860 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Remember Me Part I by Leonixon reviews
My life's complicated, really. Trying to recover from a broken relationship, get a new job, and keeping up with rent is hard enough. But when two meteors land practically in my back yard and end up being alien robots from another planet, that's when I get a reality check. And truthfully, I never thought I would fall for one of them. Silverbolt/humanOC. T for cursing and crude humor
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,594 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Silverbolt, Air Raid - Complete
Sparklingsitting by Lunar Mist reviews
This is a side story from "Through a Cybercat's Optics". Optimus prime didn't expect sparkling-sitting to be difficult. Besides, it wasn't like he was going to be using skills like these in his future as Prime.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,200 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Fraudulent Deception by Raven Black reviews
AU after Season 1. Orion is himself for the first time in eons and all is not what is seems or should be. The events with the council are still fresh for him and are quite different from what Ratchet told. The council was far more deceptive than the ones they named Decepticons and when their accusers did not bow down and conform someone had to pay. M/O pairing. Warnings inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,858 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
Valiant Spirits by wolfwitch94 reviews
Because of a supernatural ability, Valerie Darby has been forced to live away from her mother and brother. But now she must use her powers to rescue the amnesiac Optimus and stop Unicron before the Matrix fails. OP/OC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,779 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Through a Cybercat's OpticsChristmas by Lunar Mist reviews
Little one-shot for Optimus and Moonstrike.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Discovered by bee-roxs98 reviews
What happened to the 'excuse me are you the tooth fairy' girl. Did Ironhide's appearance in her pool change her life. What does she now think of the giant alien robots? Rating for minor swearing
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Ironhide
Pain Go Away by bee-roxs98 reviews
Based on Roc2Rolls character Zanna Lennox. She has become depressed with Ironhide been gone for so long. What is Zanna's reaction? Read to find out! There is a little blood but nothing to disgusting. DON'T WORRY!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Ironhide, Sarah L. - Complete
Good luck comes from the heart by bee-roxs98 reviews
Katrina has been abused by her parents her whole life until two boys came along, or are they even human? And how does she end up in a war not her own? MUST READ! Rating for abuse, language and anything else I decide to throw in!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Sideswipe
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Alls Fair in Love and War reviews
Freya's name means Love, Beauty and War. She is Jack's aunt who comes to stay Freya like most ends up meeting the Autobots. But the problem was no one knew where she had been for the past four years funny thing is she already knew about the Autobots.OC/OP
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,599 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Jack D., Optimus Prime
Dusk reviews
She was losing faith. Her strong spirit dying. Her Strong will. She was certain he was never coming home. She had seemed to have given up that she was ever going to see her beloved ever again. One-shot!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Ratchet - Complete
The Twins Best Friend reviews
Even the most mischievous can be friends with the ones with the kindest of hearts. This is a story about how Sideswipe and Sunstreaker made a very dear friend, who they held so close that if you looked close enough there was always something more.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Hello, Hello reviews
Damon X OC! A new girl comes to town and this girl is a slight mystery to everyone... Damon is determined to find her out but he finds out she is his challenge...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Damon S.