Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Books, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Hey people :)
Okay, so here's a little bit about me. I'm female. I love writing and reading. I love Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson And the Olympians. I like reading Mary Higgins Clark novels. Music is my life. I have a lot of favorite songs. I listen to mostly country and hip-hop. I have dirty blonde hair, and blue eyes. I'm also short. My name is Jessica(: you're not finding out my last name though.
My friends mean a lot to me. Especially my best friend of three years. She gave me a necklace three years ago, and it's half a heart. Her half says "Best" and mine says "Friends." And obviously the two parts of the heart connect. She is my unbiological sister. She means a lot to me. My other friends mean the world to me, but this friend has always been there for me. one of my friends always knows how to make me laugh, even when I'm sad. She's always cracking jokes, and making people laugh. Her, my other friend, and I have loads of fun at the lunch table. My friend Abbi was playing dipstick one day at the lunch table.
Abbi: Do baby fish drown?
Me: Why would they drown, Abbi?!
Abbi: What if their gills were sewn shut or something!? Then they'd be like blubblubblubblu-!
Alexa: Oh my gosh Abbi. Really?!
Me: (laughing so hard)
Abbi: Well it could happen, you know!
Guided Study is fun with Alexa, too. Wow. Gotta love my friends(:
My family is pretty cool, too. Although the male portion got the short end of the stick when it comes to brains. But I love them anyway. My sister helps me a lot with my stories. I really appreciate her help. Sometimes I just have no clue what to write, but she always seems to have something in mind.
In all of the Harry Potter and Percy Jackson stories I write, nobody dies. Except Voldie-Poo and Kronos. Nobody likes them. :)
My favorite pairings are the following (for Harry Potter and Percy Jackson):
Fred & George Weasley (I have no clue why, but I just love these two together)
Harry Potter & Severus Snape (My sister got me started on them.)
Draco Malfoy & Blaise Zabini
Seamus Finnigan & Dean Thomas (This is the couple everybody knows JKR forgot to include)
Remus Lupin & Sirius Black (Like the Seamus and Dean thing, everybody knows something's going on between these two. The too long hugs, the "friendly" touching? There is definitely something going on.)
James Potter & Lily Evans
Oliver Wood & Marcus Flint (They were made for each other! Their last names just fit together so perfectly.)
Harry Potter & Viktor Krum
Seamus Finnigan & Blaise Zabini
Blaise Zabini & Dean Thomas
Draco Malfoy & Seamus Finnigan
(Now onto Percy Jackson couples!)
Percy Jackson & Luke Castellan (That's just sexy. No denying that)
Percy Jackson & Nico di Angelo (Don't ask. I just like it.)
Luke Castellan & Nico di Angelo (Again, don't ask. I think it's cute.)
Yeah, not that many couples on PJ. Oh well
Favorite TV shows: Supernatural, That '70s Show, Charmed, House, Spongebob :D, The Fairly Odd Parents, Scooby-Doo, (the older, better version) and others that I can't think of. What can I say? I'm in touch with my inner child.
Favorite Songs: Animal That I've Become- 3 Days Grace, It's All Over- 3 Days Grace, Hot Mess- Cobra Starship, Fix Me- 10 Years, Fix You- Coldplay, Carry On My Wayward Son- Kansas, Please Don't Leave Me- P!nk, Rolling In The Deep- Adele, Second Chance- Shinedown, Stop & Stare- One Republic, Wake Up Call- Maroon 5, and You Shook Me All Night Long- AC/DC, Better With The Lights Off- New Boyz, Chasing Pavements- Adele, The One That Got Away- Katy Perry, Forever- Chris Brown, God Gave Me You- Blake Shelton, It's Not Over- Secondhand Serenade, Jar Of Hearts- Christina Perri, Don't Stop Believing- Journey, Lips Of An Angel- Hinder, Monster- Skillet, Paralyzer- Finger Eleven, Sexy and I Know It- LMFAO, Renegade- Styx, Set Fire To The Rain- Adele, Super Bass- Nicki Minaj, TNT- AC/DC
No one will ever understand my love for Aerosmith, Hollywood Undead, Panic! At The Disco, Secondhand Serenade, Nickelback, Bowling for Soup, and Pandora. I love these bands sooooo much. And I love Pandora for introducing me to most of their songs.
00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters: 1. Draco 2. Harry 3. Marcus 4. Oliver 5. Seamus 6. Dean 7.Fred 8. George 9. Hermione 10. Remus 11.Lucius 12. Sirius
01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Nope
02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Very.
03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Um, the Black's would have a ginger kid.
04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any? I've read one. Don't remember what it's called, though.
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Sure.
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five/Ten
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve shagging? Fred would accept the fact that they were together. And he would make fun of them in a friendly way.
08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic. Everybody saw it coming.
09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic? Yeah.
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. In The Comfort of His Arms.
11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Extra Quidditch practice. (wink wink)
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? i dont have a friends list :(
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? i dont have a friends list :(
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? i dont have a friends list :(
15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? No. Not really.
16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? YES!
17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I Won't Let Go
18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? I wrote this in a moment of madness.
19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? "I'm the big bad wolf, wanna be my little red?"
20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? A few days ago.
21.) What is Six's super-secret turn-on? Dean secretly walks around in Seamus' underwear.
22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Not sober.
23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top? Marcus
24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhapy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you name this fic? Scary. Draco and Lucius? EW!
25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight were together? Happy :)
00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Percy Jackson characters: 1. Percy 2. Luke 3. Nico 4. Apollo 5. Hermes 6. Connor 7. Travis 8. Selina 9. Grover 10. Poseidon 11. Charlie 12. Bianca
01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No.
02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot? I've always pictured Apollo as being good-looking. So yes. Very.
03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? How does that work??? I know they're demi-gods and all, but I don't think that even THAT is possible.
04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any? Yes.
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? No. They're like brothers.
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five/Nine
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve shagging? He'd make fun of them. But I thought Bianca joined Artemis' hunt.
08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic. Poseidon couldn't hide his feelings for Hades' kid any longer.
09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic? I have absolutely no clue.
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Throwing Her Life Away
11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Percy goes to visit Apollo at his house.
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? I dont have a friends list
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? I dont have a friends list
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? I dont have a friends list
15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? No. Luke and Hermes should be close, but not like that
16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? WOOHOO!
17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Fix You: Coldplay
18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? This fic is the result of one of my moments of madness.
19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? "I know what you really want, Luke." or, "Luke, I am NOT your father; wanna shag?"
20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? A couple days ago, but it was in my head, so I forget it.
21.) What is Six's super-secret turn-on? Stealing the Aphrodite's cabin's underwear
22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Extremely drunk, maybe.
23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top? Nico
24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhapy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you name this fic? Camp Will Never Be The Same Again
25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight were together? Selina was in love with Charlie.
Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question.
1. How does the world see you?
Sexy Back- Justin Timberlake
2. Will you have a happy life?
Better Dig Two- The Band Perry
3. What do people really think of you?
Gotta Get Me Some- Nickelback
4. Do people secretly lust after you?
Gotta Be Somebody- Nickelback
5. How can you make others happy?
Hear Me Now- Hollywood Undead
6. How can you make yourself happy?
7. What should you do with your life?
Good Times Gone- Nickelback
8. Will you ever have children?
Blah Blah Blah- Ke$sha ft. 3OH!3
9. What is some good advice for you?
We Found Love- Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris
10. What do you think your current theme song is?
Nothing On But The Radio- Gary Allan
11. What does everyone else think your current theme song is?
Feels Like The First Time- Foreigner
12. What song will play at your funeral?
Now I Pray For Rain- Neal McCoy
13. Why are you here?
Johnny Cash- Jason Aldean
14. What will people remember you for?
Glory- Hollywood Undead
15. What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow?
Misery- Maroon 5
16. Why are there people outside waiting to take you away?
Money Bought- Nickelback
17. What will this year be all about?
Feelin' Good- The Pussycat Dolls
18. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:
Almost- Bowling For Soup
19. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
White Rabbit- Egypt Central
20. Your message to the world:
Dangerous Man- Trace Adkins
21. Your deepest secret:
The House That Built Me- Miranda Lambert
22. Your innermost desire:
Prisoner of Love- Foreigner
23. Your oldest memory makes you think:
Desperado- The Eagles
24. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:
A Little Piece of Heaven- Avenged Sevenfold
25. When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:
I Won't Give Up- Jason Mraz
26. Right now, your feelings are:
27. The day you fall in love will be the day that:
Trying Not To Love You- Nickelback
28. You scream during shagging:
Soul Doctor- Foreigner
29. You’d describe you best friend as:
Deuces Are Wild- Aerosmith
30. Your friends describe you as:
31. In an elevator you are most likely to yell
Riot- Three Days Grace
32. Your philosophy in life is:
Far Away- Nickelback
33. Your farewell message to the readers of this:
I Constantly Thank God For Estaban- Panic! At The Diso
-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
A question that makes you go 'Hmmm':
If a baby chicken eats itself, does that make it bigger, or non-existent? Hmmm...
7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
To all of the haters out there that don't like my stories,
Your flames will be put to good use. They will roast my marshmallows to golden-y perfection, and to warm my hot cocoa as I sit and write more stories that please me. :) If you don't like the pairing, what are you doing reading it, silly heads?
Dear people in the world that don't like me,
Does it look like I care? I honestly do not care if you like me or not, that's your decision. I wasn't put on this Earth to please you. Surprising, right? Don't correct me when I say something you don't like to hear. I won't put up with bull, and I will ignore you when you annoy me. I don't appreciate you thinking you can run my life for me, tell me what to do, how to act, what to say and what not to say. Can't stand the heat? Get out of the kitchen. I won't put up with you thinking you're better than me. I just can't wait until the day someone puts you in your place. I hope I'm there when that happens. Or it's me doing so. Either one will work. K? Thanks, bye(:
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors"
7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
8) Dont use any punctuation
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk .
10) Ask people what sex they are. laugh hysterically after they answer.
11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
12) Sing along at the opera.
13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day .
15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream,"I WON! I WON!"
18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!"
19) Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20) paste this on your profile, it's called therapy.
FRIENDS:never ask for anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason you never have any food
FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad Grandma and Grandpa
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DANG we messed up
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: help you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: continue walking while saying, "Walk much?"
FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain
BESTFRIENDS: take yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
FRIENDS: wipe your tears when you're rejected
BESTFRIENDS: go up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's arses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough
BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste."
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this